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<strong>Spike</strong> | 15 YEARS OF BOOKS, MUSIC, ART, IDEAS | www.spikemagazine.com<br />

writers that the key to success is to marry his rate of<br />

output with Tolkien’s bulk.<br />

Take, for instance, the case of Robert Jordan. He<br />

started his career writing pastiches of Conan and<br />

moved on, after writing a few military historical novels,<br />

to The Wheel Of Time series. At last count the series<br />

had reached book nine and had, according to a very<br />

reliable source (my brother) finally managed to inject<br />

some momentum into his story after four gratingly dull<br />

instalments. I wouldn’t know. I gave up reading the<br />

damn thing after chapter two of volume two. Jordan’s<br />

world simply held no interest for me. He may follow<br />

the Moorcock/Tolkien formula, but he possesses neither<br />

Moorcock’s cool anger and strapping disavowal<br />

of received wisdom, nor the lofty poetic impulses that<br />

drove Tolkien. Jordan’s ambitions in the field of subcreation<br />

far surpasses his ability to give them adequate<br />

expression, and the world and characters of The Wheel<br />

Of Time remain hopelessly one-dimensional.<br />

Now I understand that a man has to pay his bills and<br />

it’s nice to think that someone, somewhere, is making<br />

a living from doing what they love, but there has to<br />

be a better way. Tolkien published maybe 2,000 pages<br />

of fiction in his lifetime. Jordan churns that out every<br />

two years. The inverse ratio of quality and quantity has<br />

never been more starkly illustrated.<br />

For god’s sake, man, you’re not writing the Bible or<br />

the Mahabharata. You’re writing pulp fiction. And the<br />

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golden rule of pulp fiction, in whatever genre or whatever<br />

medium, is not to overstay your welcome. Tell<br />

your story, move the reader, and then get the hell out of<br />

there. Short, sharp shocks, that’s the stuff: in pulp the<br />

act of secondary creation doesn’t have to be profound<br />

or deep to conjure up in one’s mind images of strange,<br />

otherworldly realms. The trouble starts, however, when<br />

you stretch a story out. The creases and lacunae are<br />

easier to spot the longer you go on. In other words, to<br />

continue beyond a certain point you have to be really<br />

good at what you’re doing.<br />

Jordan is not very good at what he’s doing. But then,<br />

none of the best-selling writers of fantasy fiction are.<br />

The people writing decent fantasy, people like John<br />

Crowley, Gene Wolfe, Robert Holdstock and Jonathan<br />

Carroll, are doing so on the margins of the genre. The<br />

trouble is that they are marginal figures, and will remain<br />

so, unless someone can write a fantasy – in a mode other<br />

than the heroic – that has genuine mainstream appeal.<br />

If there was anyone who I thought could pull this off<br />

and be the saviour of fantasy writing, it would have been<br />

Neil Gaiman. If you recognise the name it’s because<br />

he wrote The Sandman, the most talked about comic<br />

books series of the last 15 years. They are a deceptively<br />

intoxicating distillation of Jungian archetypes, EC horror<br />

comics, Paradise Lost and C.S. Lewis. Tasting as<br />

if they had been brewed in some age-rimed cauldron<br />

the quaint, knowing, disturbing, moving stories that<br />

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