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<strong>Spike</strong> | 15 YEARS OF BOOKS, MUSIC, ART, IDEAS | www.spikemagazine.com<br />

Feature [published October 2002]<br />

The Modern Fantasy Diet<br />

Seán Harnett argues that fantasy fiction has become a bloated,<br />

pretentious caricature of its own possibilities<br />

It’s like looking at Marlon Brando as he is today and remembering<br />

what he used to be: he used to be slim, man.<br />

He used to be dangerous. He used to mean something.<br />

Heroic fantasy used to be slim, once. Goddamn but<br />

it used to be lean and muscular, like the heroes and<br />

swordsmen it celebrated. It used to be dangerous. It<br />

used to tell us stories about ourselves that never appeared<br />

in the pages of respectable literary journals<br />

(with their stories of divorcees and martinis and quiet,<br />

stately dysfunction) but were nevertheless more truly a<br />

reflection of the times in which we lived, and the yearnings<br />

that impelled us.<br />

No longer: heroic fantasy has grown fat. Bloated.<br />

We’re not talking a few extra pound around the waist,<br />

here: we’re talking serious glandular problems, shopping<br />

at special stores for the larger individual. We’re<br />

talking about Robert Jordan and George R.R. Martin<br />

and David Eddings, with their three or five or ten book<br />

series, each volume in the series containing seven or<br />

eight or 900 pages of plodding prose, dull exposition,<br />

unresolved plot threads and attempts to conjure up a<br />

sense of wonder so badly executed as to signal the final,<br />

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lingering demise of the genre. If we can’t get your daily<br />

requirement of wonder from fantasy then we might as<br />

well go back to reading those tales of quiet despair (or<br />

is it quiet tales of despair? Despairing tales of quietness?)<br />

for our fictional sustenance.<br />

It’s customary, of course, to blame J.R.R. Tolkien for<br />

this state of affairs. The Lord Of The Rings. What more<br />

does one need to say? The page count, they say; the<br />

cosily familiar setting, the bad prose, the dreary exposition:<br />

the family resemblance between Tolkien’s work<br />

and the substandard fiction that pads out the fantasy/<br />

science fiction section in your local bookstore is clear.<br />

So, yes, an obvious accusation, but a wrong-headed<br />

one. Tolkien is no more to blame for modern fantasy<br />

writing than Jane Austen is to blame for Mills and<br />

Boons novels.<br />

Consider the facts: Tolkien wrote just two books in<br />

his lifetime that could be classified as ‘fantasy’ a la<br />

the modern definition, and one of those, The Silmarillion,<br />

was released posthumously (The Hobbit should<br />

be classified, properly, as a children’s book). More<br />

importantly, Tolkien was not trying to write a novel<br />

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