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<strong>Spike</strong> | 15 YEARS OF BOOKS, MUSIC, ART, IDEAS | www.spikemagazine.com<br />

Coast in the 1970s, which is to say that life was steeped<br />

in bad pot and magic mushrooms for most of my high<br />

school years. I get paranoid on pot, so that was that.<br />

Mushrooms – well, they grow on the front lawns here,<br />

but I’m not sure. I’m really not.<br />

I’m somewhat suspicious of anything mind-altering.<br />

I avoid coke and acid and all sorts of stuff just because<br />

I don’t think we’d agree (or perhaps we’d agree too<br />

much). I know many people who’ve had their lives<br />

saved thanks to some of the newer meds like Prozac<br />

and Zoloft. I overreact to most pharmaceuticals and can<br />

only really tolerate old standbys like erythromycin or<br />

ativan when required. Someone wrote once that I don’t<br />

drink or anything, and this one article, wherever it appeared,<br />

has haunted me ever since. People always make<br />

goggle-eyes when I have a scotch. I see their reaction<br />

and I think, “Ahh, they’ve read THE ARTICLE.”<br />

Do you have any words of advice for young people?<br />

Yes. It’s pissing rain out. We’ve just had the rainiest<br />

October and November in recorded history. The X-Files<br />

studio is ten minutes away from where I live. People<br />

sometimes comment on the calculated use of rain on<br />

the set to create a supernatural effect. They wish! It’s<br />

because it never stops raining here. Now you know.<br />

Care to add anything else, you lovable harbinger<br />

of doom?<br />

I am not a doom harbinger (oh, it’s all in the eye of<br />

the beholder) but I’ll greedily accept the lovable bit.<br />

Bye, Chris.<br />

It’s been much fun. Post me a copy of how it all gels<br />

in the end.<br />

Yours here in Vancouver, Doug �<br />

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