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STEPHANIE:<br />
WILLIAM:<br />
STEPHANIE:<br />
No, you're not listening I I need to ...<br />
(Breaking character) No, you're not listening. These people are<br />
expecting a show. (Slowly advancing toward Stephanie) And this<br />
throwing out murder accusations and "I need to help to find and<br />
punish" who-ever-ta'-fuck act is not exactly gripping material.<br />
Alright? So why don't you just take a load off and chillax (putting a<br />
hand on her shoulder) II I swear you'll feel better.<br />
KNEES WILLIAM IN THE BALLS<br />
(Watching WILLIAM writhe on the ground) You don't get to touch me.<br />
WILLIAM:<br />
STEPHANIE:<br />
(High pitched) Noted.<br />
(Addressing the audience once again) Hello, everybody?! Can I get<br />
someone to turn on their mobile and record a statement to show to the<br />
guards? I know it says you're not allowed but this is an emergency.<br />
(Beat)<br />
Why is nobody moving?<br />
WILLIAM:<br />
(From the ground) they don't care. These people just want a show<br />
(getting up) And I'm going to give it to them:<br />
The following conversation occurs simultaneously, each trying to be heard by the audience<br />
STEPHA}p"E:<br />
WILLIAM<br />
This statement shall act as my testament I combine Eminem with Dr. Zeus. You better<br />
against my killer. My name is Stephanie believe it. Don't pay heed to your one with the<br />
Bridges. I was walking home from Alchemy issues, cos I am the real shit. I' 11 spin you a tale<br />
On the first ofNovember, 2010. I was worthy of Arthurian legend my ideals are not "for<br />
attacked in Temple Bar by a tall man in a sale" you vainglorious bell-end. But please do not<br />
black coat and a knife, with which he underestimate my value in society. I offer wicked<br />
threatened to stab me unless I had sex with insights in consumer-driven propriety.<br />
him. I refused, and then he killed me. This is But all I ever wanted was to be remembered,<br />
an appeal. If anybody knows anything, please and then I walked in front of a train,<br />
go to the Gardai now. I'm begging you. and got dismembered.<br />
They both are frustrated by each other's refusal to shut up. They continue to compete for the<br />
audience's attention.<br />
STEPHANIE:<br />
To repeat:<br />
WILLIAM<br />
( deep breath)
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