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Heeeeey, sexy ma-ma. Why don't you, Mr. Crotch Tickler over there,<br />
and Billy Bonkers go back stage afterwards and do the do all/ night<br />
long.<br />
..<br />
<br />
STEPHANIE:<br />
WILLIAM:<br />
STEPHANIE:<br />
WILLIAM:<br />
STEPHANIE:<br />
WILLIAM:<br />
STEPHANIE:<br />
WILLIAM:<br />
STEPHANIE:<br />
WILLIAM:<br />
STEPHANIE:<br />
WILLIAM:<br />
You! You stay back, you, you criminal!<br />
Me-owch. Retract the claws, please. (Whispers audibly) Just play<br />
along. People are watching here.<br />
(realises the audience are, indeed, paying attention) Help! Help! Ring<br />
the guards! Please! This man murdered me!<br />
What? No, no, no. You got the wrong idea. Allow me to introduce:<br />
Ahem.<br />
(starts to beat box, badly)<br />
Yo, yo, yo. The name is Billy Bonkers. And just like Willy Wonker,<br />
I'll take you down my chocolate river to my Oompa Loompas. But<br />
their shortness does not correlate, to my size in an engorged state. But<br />
don't be irate, because my rhymes may be late - to the party, don't get<br />
fazed by the malarkey 'cause I'm just like a box of smarties. (rhythm<br />
breaks down here) You'll get giddy of my sick beats, kiss my feet, the<br />
lamb of God will be bleat-ing my tunes, I'm a super-famous loon. The<br />
first internationally recognised Irish rapper, my words couldn't be crap<br />
- (trails off confusedly)<br />
Are you like a crazy person?<br />
Damn right. I am insane in a membrane.<br />
But seriously? Like, are you actually, clinically insane?<br />
(deflated) No.<br />
Then you can help me. Please. We only have a little bit of time. This,<br />
this has happened before. The light, and ( addressing the audience) the<br />
faces, and then ... blackness.<br />
Well I wouldn't recommend walking into this light lady, or you might<br />
end up in the lap of Mr. Crotch Tickler over there. Ammiright? (goes<br />
to fist bump audience member cringe) Come on man, don't leave a<br />
brother hanging.<br />
No, listen! You don't understand. I need to get someone to find him.<br />
He needs to be punished.<br />
"Punished"? Sounds like someone's been reading "50 shades of cray".