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[Mark looks offended but in a over-dramatic jokey way]<br />

MARK (Shakespearian, clears throat) ur shall be saved by my husband!<br />

He hath made me a Christian!<br />

Alack, what heinous sin is it in me<br />

To be ashamed to be my Father's child!<br />

But though I am a daughter to his blood, I am not to his manners.<br />

0 Lorenzo,<br />

If though keep promise, I shall end this strife,<br />

Become a Christian and thy loving wife!"-<br />

LUCY (Holds out hand) Sorry hold on a second there, (Leans into<br />

earpiece) pardon could you repeat that? (long pause, MARK looks<br />

bored) Oh right okay, we ,um , we called the understudy you can go<br />

home now.<br />

MARK (beat) What?<br />

[pause)<br />

LUCY (LUCY stands in front of MARK and faces the audience) Ladies<br />

and Gentlemen, on behalf of the Peacock Theatre I'd like to formally<br />

apologise -<br />

MARK - Okay now, hang on a second there, wait just hang on a second<br />

there -<br />

LUCY (ignoring MARK, faster) - For the embarrassing, unprofessional,<br />

display we have had the misfortune to -<br />

MARK Ah hear now, hang uhh, now here look it, I've my fun alrigh?<br />

I-<br />

LUCY For the embarrassing -

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