V21 N44

EXIT ZERO 

cape may’s peppy periodical • december 7, 2023 • volume 21, number 44 

Smokin’ Hot 

After two years of construction, the Cape May Fire Department held a ribbon-cutting ceremony for its 

new fire station on Wednesday, November 29. The community was invited to tour the facility, meet city 

firefighters and learn about what’s coming to the department. More inside. Aleksey Moryakov

12/2: West Cape May Christmas Parade 

FOR SALE 

2 PHARO LN., 

CAPE MAY 

4 BR/2 BA/2 PR four story 

home surrounding the 

waterfront enclave, Spicers 

Creek. $3,990,000 

FOR SALE 

70 CAPEWOODS RD., 

NORTH CAPE MAY 

3 BR/2 BA brentwood 

model home with an 

oversized two-car garage. 

$559,999 

FOR SALE 

6 CARTER RD., 

CMCH 

2 BR/2.5 BA contemporary 

two-story home with 

water views from decks. 

$549,900 

FOR SALE 

108 E. POPLAR AVE., 

102, WILDWOOD 

3 BR/2 BA updated condo 

with an open concept layout 

and a private two car garge. 

$559,000 

Joanne Reagan Dance Studios 

Donnelly, Fiocchi and Knapp family 

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM 

FOR SALE 

944 ROUTE 109, 

LOWER TOWNSHIP 

Newly constructed duplex 

completed in 2021, located 

at the base of the Cape May 

bridge. $769,000 

FOR SALE 

737 JONATHAN HOFF- 

MAN RD.,LOWER TWP. 

2 BR/1 BA ranch style 

home situated 

across from the canal. 

$479,000 

FOR SALE 

1506 VELVENTO AVE., 

CAPE MAY 

4 BR/4.5 BA luxury new 

construction only two short 

blocks to the beach. 

$3,995,000 

FOR SALE 

880 FIRST AVE., A, CAPE 

MAY MARINA DISTRICT 

4 BR/2.5 BA semi-custom 

three-story townhome 

with a private elevator. 

$1,500,000 

fIReside tavern 

favorites 

AT THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 

Gather at the Blue Pig Tavern, our distinctive restaurant tucked in 

the corner of Congress Hall. Known for hearty breakfast, lunch and 

dinner favorites, we offer timeless classics and new seasonal delights 

with ingredients that are always farm-fresh. 

Cape May | North Wildwood | Lower Township 

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com 

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record | 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May | 609.884.1300 

OPEN DAILY FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH & DINNER 

CLASSIC AMERICAN FAVORITES 

ALWAYS FARM FRESH 

Located at Congress Hall 

200 Congress Place, Cape May, NJ | (609) 884-8422 

Learn More at TheBluePigTavern.com 

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PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV 

Congratulation Brianna and Lee! 

Nikolas, Maria, Maya, Sasha 

A Cape May 

Classic 

since 1926 

live music 10pm-1am 

THU, DEC 7 - STAY ACOUSTIC 

FRI, DEC 8 - CANDIFLYP 

SAT, DEC 9 - DJ DENNY OH @ 

OUR UGLY SWEATER PARTY 

OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING 

All Your Favorite Mug Dishes! 

426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook 

The Studio at Cape May Dance Company 

Jacqueline Leo, Allison Dorsey, Suzy Dougherty 

Truda and family 

Eddie and family 

OPEN DAILY + YEAR-ROUND FOR OUTDOOR, 

INDOOR SEATING, AND CURBSIDE PICKUP 

FROM 11AM to 12AM! 




Harbor View 

Dining & Inside Bar 

Thursday-Sunday from 11:30am 

George Dick, Carol Sabo, Giacomo “Jack” Antonicello 

Joe, Matter, Ken, Maryann 

Happy Hour Thursday & Friday 3-6pm 

Thursday - Prime Rib Dinner 

Sunday - Burger Mania All Day & Pork Loin Dinner 

Tammy, Jen, Lydia, Sue 

Maria, Linda 

Jess and family 

Cape Resorts Realty 

RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR 

954 Ocean Drive, Cape May 

609-886-5444 • HarborViewCapeMay.com 


The Exit Zero Information Page 

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some 


ABOUT THE MAGAZINE 

Editor & Publisher Jack Wright 

Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan 

Content Manager Nicole James 

Creative Associate Courtney 

Rosenberg 

Distribution Melissa O’Donnell 

Photographer Aleksey Moryakov 

609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com 

Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine is 

delivered to around 300 establishments 

in the area. But you can get a jump 

on it by reading online every Tuesday 

morning! We also operate a retail store 

and restaurant (see below), located at 

110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful 

Cape Island. 

Please note: We no longer offer 

subscriptions to our weekly magazine. 

Too many people were receiving issues 

very late or, in some cases, not at all. 

That’s all down to the vagaries of 

sending by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You 

can pay $100 to get EZ delivered firstclass 

(there is a hardcore of fans who DO 

this!). Call 609-770-8479 to order. 

EXIT ZERO HOSPITALITY 

The Exit Zero Hospitality group also 

operate the Exit Zero Filling Station 

restaurant in Cape May and, in 2021, 

took over the concessions at Cape May- 

Lewes ferry terminal in North Cape May. 

We launched two new restaurants — 

Exit Zero Ferry Station, The Lookout and 

Cafe 64, a grab-and-go eatery and retail 

store. We will be operating those until 

February 29, 2024. 

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO 

«Email us at photo@exitzero.com 

(write Photo Order in subject line) and 

tell us the date the photo appeared 

and on which page. Our photographer 

Aleksey handles all photo orders. 

RESERVATIONS POLICY 

«Exit Zero Filling Station is open 

Thursday-Sunday 12-9. Our dining room 

is first-come, first-served. To make a 

private dining trailer reservation, go to 

exitzero.com. 

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER 

«Email info@exitzero.com and write 

PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or 

call 609-770-8479. There is no charge, 

but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will 

show up. Aleksey is a busy boy! 

READ US ONLINE 

«You can read our issues online, 

courtesy of our virtual magazine reader. 

Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and 

click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE. 

Enjoy! 

SEND A VACATION PHOTO 

«We love pictures of our magazine on 

vacation. Email your photos and details 

to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON 

VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT 

send hard copies. They don’t print well. 

ADVERTISE 

«This magazine is funded through 

advertising – so please support our 

advertisers! To discuss our affordable 

packages, contact us on 609-770-8479 

or write to us at info@exitzero.com. 

Michelle, Julian, Mason, Dominic 

Kaleigh, Giovanna, Pam, Peter, Brittany, Alana 


New Year’s Eve Prix-Fixe Dinner 

Ring in the New Year with elegance at The Pier House! 

Say farewell to the old and welcome the new 

with a sensational New Year’s Eve 

4-course Prix-Fixe Menu 

Seatings offered 5-9pm | $99 per person includes glass of prosecco 

Reservations required with deposit. Call 609-898-2244 to speak with the hostess. 

If you are interested in enjoying private 

events at Ferry Park between now and 

February 29, reach out to our Director 

of Sales, Programming and Events 

Krystina Kennedy, on krystina@ 

exitzero.com. 

u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST 

To reach us at Ferry Park, call 609-551- 

4209 or email ferrypark@exitzero.com. 

We concealed our mascot Phil in an ad in this issue. Enter by emailing info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART 

CONTEST in subject line) with name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and 

telephone number. Entries by December 14. Winner gets a $20 gift card. Winner will be posted on our 

1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May | 855-731-6021 | capemaylamer.com 

Facebook page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image — happy hunting! 


Open Daily 

11:30-10 

Live Music 

Wed-Sat 6-9pm 

Wednesday 

Happy Hour 3-6pm 

half price appetizers 

12/2: West Cape May 

Christmas Parade 


Romantic Seaside Getaway 

9 Luxury Guest Rooms 

Holly Jolly Bunch 

3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May 

609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com 

Dinner Monday-Saturday from 4:30pm 

Lunch Tuesday-Saturday from 11am 

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May 

609-884-9119 TISHASFINEDINING.COM 

Shaun Guglielmi and Alexa D’Amico, Steph Cella 

Albert’s family 

Serving Dinner 

Wednesday - Monday 

Beginning at 5pm 

RESERVATIONS REQUIRED 

Live Piano Every Evening 

1301 Beach Avenue | cape may | 609.884.9090 

WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM 


Where We’re Shopping 

Here’s what the EZ team was browsing this week 

STOP BY FOR A 

POUR AT THE SHORE! 

Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or, maybe 

even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s excellent dining 

establishments. Well we’re shifting into the holiday shopping 

season and it’s only fitting that this column follows suit. 

CAPEMAYBREWERY.COM 

We’ll give you the skinny on the clothes we try on, the candles 

@CAPEMAYBREWCO | 609.849.9933 

we smell, the snacks we sample, who we bumped into and, you know, 

the general lay of the land PLUS where to find the best gifts this season. 

The place: The Original Fudge Kitchen with locations on the Washington 

Street Mall and on the Promenade near Cape May Convention 

Hall. And that’s just the beginning... you can also find their delicious 

Uncle Bill’s 

fudge and tasty taffy in Wildwood, Ocean City and Stone Harbor. 

The story: Brothers Joe and Paul Bogle opened their first store in 

Wildwood in 1972 and they’ve been using the same recipe ever since. 

They’ve opened six more stores and produce delicious treats that 

include their handmade fudge and saltwater taffy. The Bogle family 

passed the torch to Karen Thompson and the Thompson family in 2021 

and they continue to hold the Fudge Kitchen to the same standard, pro- 

Buy a $100 gift card & get a $20 card FREE ducing their treats for locals and visitors year-round. 

The fudge and more: The Original Fudge Kitchen’s hand-whipped, 

or buy $50 & get $10 FREE 

homemade fudge is just the beginning. They’ve got over 20 flavors of 

fudge you can mix and match into one-pound boxes — chocolate, chocolate 

peanut butter, chocolate nut, maple walnut and sea salt caramel 

vanilla to name a few. Don’t forget about the saltwater taffy — pick your 

flavors or just grab an assortment. Then there’s the irresistible candy, 

and TONS of it. Almond bark, cashew turtles, nonpareils, peanut butter 

cups, jordan crackers, cordial cherries... so many ways to curb that 

sweet tooth. For those shying away from the heavy sugar content, the 

Original Fudge Kitchen offers sugar-free options of their fudge and 

saltwater taffy. The store is packed with options for everyone, and the 

holidays are the time to indulge. Pick up a couple boxes for a loved one 

this holiday season. 

Mon-Fri 7am-2pm | Sat-Sun 6:30am-2pm 

The takeaway: The Original Fudge Kitchen is open year-round, 

Toys for Tots & CM Community Food Closet opening daily at 9am at all of their locations. In addition to shopping 

drop off location 

small in their stores, they also offer corporate gifts and wedding favors 

for your next event. Customize for the occasion and they’ll help you 

every step of the way. Stop by a store to check everything out — you’ll 

BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY 

be greeted by a tray of their famous fudge right outside. 







Lina, Kaitlyn, Nola, Jessica, Avery 

Holly, Makenna, Cheryl, Cassidy, Kirstyn 

Judges 

Georgette, Chris, Kathy, Sam, Darlene, Joane 

Koa, Anela, Clover, Jersey 

Rachael, Erica, Brianna, Ryan, Jill 

Westside crew 

Joe, Sam, Kristen, Therese 

Henry, Abby, Mya, Sky, Olivia 


Want to be seen by 

thousands of locals & 

visitors each week? 




Advertise in Exit Zero! 

609-770-8479 

info@exitzero.com 

Jess, Jess, Kate 

Beach Bar is OPEN! 

…through December 17th 

Lindsey, Amy, Natalie, Liz, Susan, Tracy 

Thursday & Friday @ 4:00 pm 

Saturday & Sunday @ 12:00 noon 

…we close when we feel like it! 

☮☮ 

☮☮ 

 

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Piero, Aaron, Aiden, Makayla 



Anastasia, Parker Scott Hailey, Mike 



THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE 

What You Need To 

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Adored by 

Visitors... 

Loved by 

Locals! 

BEACH PLUM BAKERY AND CAFE 

484 W. Perry Street, Cape May 

(609) 770-8261 

www.caperesorts.com 

Enjoy fresh, farm-to-table bakery items along with 

La Colombe coffee drinks. Start the morning with 

delicious sweet breads, muffins, scones and cookies. 

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BEACH PLUM FARM 

140 Stevens Street, Cape May 

(609) 602-0128 

www.beachplumfarmcapemay.com 

THE BLACK DUCK 

1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May 

(609) 898-0100 

www.blackduckonsunset.com 

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 

200 Congress Place, Cape May 

(609) 884-8422 

www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern 

THE BOILER ROOM 


(609) 884-8421 

www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom 

THE BROWN ROOM 


(609) 884-8422 

www.caperesorts.com/brownroom 

CAFE 64 

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May 

(609)551-4209 

www.visitferrypark.com/cafe-64 

CAPE MAY FISH MARKET 

408 Washington Street, Cape May 

(609) 770-3790 

capemayfishmarket.com 

CAPE MAY GRILLED CHEESE 

315 Ocean Street, Cape May 

(609) 305-4276 

capemaygc.com 

THE CRICKET CLUB 

106 Decatur Street, Cape May 

(609) 888-6095 

capemaycricketclub.com 

DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL 


(609) 770-8559 

www.delaneyscapemay.com 

Enjoy the quiet beauty of this 62-acre farm in West 

Cape May and then indulge in the farm-to-table 

treats for breakfast or lunch. The soups, salads, 

sandwiches and juices are excellent. 

A chic interior, with excellent modern American 

cuisine. Now under new owners, but Larry and Ashley 

are retaining the menu favorites established under 

previous owner Chris. 

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite 

of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic 

tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a 

choice of indoor and outdoor dining. 

The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with 

exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a 

dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven 

pizza with draft beers. 

Congress Hall’s lounge got a very groovy, very sexy 

renovation. The bar was enlarged (and moved) and 

there are all sorts of seating nooks from which to 

enjoy great drinks and a great vibe. 

Step inside the eatery and retail store at the Cape May 

ferry terminal. Enjoy a quick meal or snack before 

hopping on the ferry and shop all the Exit Zero and 

Ferry Park Swag! 

Comfy joint in the middle of the mall, featuring a raw 

bar, surf-n-turf entrées, sandwiches and burgers, plus 

outside tables for some great people-watching! 

Enjoy a fun and creative twist on an age-old favorite. 

From wild combinations, to classic ingredients, there’s 

plenty you’ll want to try when you visit. 

The Kulkowitz family’s latest culinary adventure. 

They’re bringing a new vibe to the Cape May dining 

scene with menu featuring local food with global 

flavors. 

As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get 

Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat 

pies have been receiving rave reviews. 

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David, Cathy, Betsy, Tom 

Cape Investment crew 

CLOSED FOR THE SEASON 

Thank you to our loyal customers! 

See you in February. 

Beach & Grant 609-884-3772 

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DOGTOOTH 

100 East Taylor Avenue, Wildwood 

(609) 522-8383 

www.dogtoothbar.com 

THE EAT WELL 

508 Townbank Road, North Cape May 

(609) 600-7077 

www.eatwellcapemay.com 

THE EBBITT ROOM 

25 Jackson Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-5700 

www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom 

EL PUEBLO TAQUERIA 


(609) 600-3793 

www.elpueblotaqueria.com 

E. M. HEMINGWAY’S 

1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May 

(609) 884-5611 

www.hemingwayscapemay.com 

EXIT ZERO FERRY STATION 

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May 

(609) 551-4209 

www.visitferrypark.com 

EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION 

110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May 

(609) 770-8479 

www.exitzero.com 

FINS BAR & GRILLE 

142 Decatur Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-3449 

www.finscapemay.com 

5 WEST PUB 


(609) 889-7000 

www.5westpub.com 

FOUNDER’S GRUB & PUB 

3501 Boardwalk, Wildwood 

(609) 729-3700 

www.moreyspiers.com 

410 BANK STREET 

410 Bank Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-2127 

www.c410bankstreet.com 

Good food, good beer and great times! Stop in for 

happy hour to enjoy food and drink specials along 

with live music. And don’t forget to ask about their 

draft list for a cold one! 

Focused on community, this restaurant provides 

fresh homemade food made from local ingredients, 

including fresh-baked artisan breads. 

Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch, 

overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the 

buzzy vibe of the dining room and bar. 

Located in North Cape May and their newest 

location on the Cape May beachfront, serving up 

affordable and authentic Mexican dishes made from 

only the freshest ingredients. 

Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers 

fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials. All 

right across from the beachfront. Great place to 

watch sports, too. 

Now closed. Food and drinks still available at Cafe 64, 

in the ferry terminal lobby. 

Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun 

American dishes, too and great burgers. Enjoy drafts 

and cans from Cape May Brewing Co plus some 

seriously crafty cocktails. 

Inside, enjoy the exciting maritime-themed decor 

inside. Outside, you can enjoy eating out in the 

middle of Decatur Street, under the canopy. 

This hotspot is a gastropub from the owners of Tisha’s. 

Here you’ll enjoy the same high-quality food and 

high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere. 

Enjoy reimagined boardwalk classics in a family 

friendly outdoor atmosphere overlooking the 

Wildwood beaches and Mariner’s Pier. 

Enjoy French New Orleans cuisine with a Caribbean 

flair inside this historic 1840 Carriage house. Choose 

from seafood, steaks and other culinary creations from 

their carefully curated menu. 

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Ariadne, Oonagh, Vicky 

CAPE MAY’S ANNUAL HOSPITALITY NIGHT 

IS FRIDAY NIGHT, DECEMBER 8TH! 

516 Carpenters Lane 

304 Washington Street 

324 Carpenters Lane 

Famous housemade nut butters, 

peanut butter treats, 

& snacks 

capemaypeanutbutterco.com 

Visit us for snacks & holiday shopping! 

on the 

The ultimate selection of the finest 

cheeses & specialty food products 

capemaycheese.com 

Kayloria, Carly, Eddie, Jessica 


Famous olive oils, vinegars, salts, 

sugars, spices, mustards, 

& sauces 

capemayoliveoilcompany.com 







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GEORGE’S PLACE 


(609) 884-6088 

www.kararestaurantgroup.com 

GRANA BYOB 

413 S. Broadway, Cape May 

granabyob.com 

HARBOR VIEW 

954 Ocean Drive 

(609) 884-5444 

www.harborviewcapemay.com 

HARPOONS ON THE BAY 

91 Beach Drive, North Cape May 

(609) 886-5529 

www.harpoonsonthebay.com 

HARRY’S OCEAN BAR AND GRILLE 


(609) 884-2779 

www.harryscapemay.com 

ICCARA ITALIAN BISTRO 

315 Ocean Street, #4, Cape May 

(609) 884-0200 

www.iccaracapemay.com 

JERSEY GIRL 

3601 Atlantic Avenue, Wildwood 

(609) 523-1800 

www.jerseygirlkitchen.com 

JOE’S FISH CO. 


(609) 729-3700 


THE LOBSTER HOUSE 

Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May 

(609) 884-8296 

www.thelobsterhouse.com 

LOUISA’S CAFE 


(609) 884-5882 

www.louisascapemay.com 

LUCKY BONES 

1200 Route 109, Cape May 

(609) 884-BONE 

www.luckybonesgrill.com 

This local legend of an eatery serves up their signature 

breakfast items, mouth-watering lunches and 

generous dinners all in a welcoming and relaxed 

environment. 

Chef Carl Messick has taken over what was once 

Godmother’s and transformed it into a relaxed, finedining 

restaurant. Exquisite dishes featuring seasonal 

and sustainable ingredients. 

A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe, 

good food, regular entertainment, and the views are 

spectacular. 

A little slice of paradise on the bay, enjoy dishes 

with Caribbean flair, listen to a few jam bands and 

watch spectacular sunsets while sipping a cocktail or 

domestic draft. 

This year brings new ownership to the beachfront 

restaurant and bar. Rooftop dining, live music, fresh 

local seafood and signature orange crushes — the 

fun awaits! 

Just steps from the Washington Street Mall, Iccara 

Italian Bistro & Seafood brings you the fresh flavors of 

Italy in a charming, welcoming atmosphere. 

A Jersey Shore classic serving brunch and dinner. 

Visit their full bar mixing up specialty Jersey-themed 

cocktails, craft beer, and much more. Enjoy indoor 

and outdoor dining with an expanded patio. 

Offering fresh seafood and a variety of burgers, 

sandwiches, salads and apps. Make sure to grab a 

stool upstairs overlooking Surfside Pier and enjoy 

local craft beer and signature cocktails. 

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast, 

dinner... The Lobster House has it all. Drinks on the 

Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape 

May experience. 

The menu features all regional fare including fish, 

vegetables, fruits and herbs from Beach Plum Farm 

and other New Jersey farms. They also offer some fun 

sweets next door at the Chocolate Shop. 

A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent 

food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar 

vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time. 

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MAD BATTER 


(609) 884-5970 

www.madbatter.com 

It’s the original fine dining restaurant in Cape May. 

The food is always creative and the breakfasts and 

brunches, hard to beat — hence the lines. 

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MAGNOLIA ROOM 

301 Howard Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-8409 

www.chalfonte.com/the-magnolia-room 

Old-fashioned southern cuisine providing ultimate 

comfort inside the historic Chalfonte Hotel. Eat inside 

or on the veranda — there’s nothing more Southern 

than spending the evening in a rocking chair. 

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MARIO’S PIZZA 

Washington Commons 

(609) 884-0085 

www.mariosofcapemay.com 

Homemade specialties and secret sauces, from classic 

pizza (using homemade dough daily) to paninis, garlic 

knots and pasta dishes. 

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MAYER’S TAVERN 

894 3rd Avenue, Cape May 

(609) 435-5078 

www.mayerstavern.com 

MUDHEN 

127 W. Rio Grande Avenue, Wildwood 

(609) 846-7918 

www.mudhenbrew.com 

The legendary harborfront dive bar reopened with 

a smart renovation undertaken by the Laudeman 

family. But the character remains, along with those 

fried scallops. 

Sip on craft beers inside this rustic brewpub while 

enjoying delicious and casual fare including their 

BBQ smokehouse menu, juicy burgers and specialty 

mac-and-cheese dishes. Great outdoor space! 

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OCEAN SEVEN 


(609) 884-5555 

www.innofcapemay.com/ocean-7 

Located at the Inn of Cape May, stop in to enjoy 

breakfast, lunch and dinner paired with specialty 

cocktails. 

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OCEAN VIEW 

Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May 

(609) 884-3772 

www.oceanviewrestaurant.com 

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, 

oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A 

locals’ favorite for a reason. 

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OUT THERE COFFEE 


www.outtherecoffee.com 

Start every morning with their home-roasted coffee, 

super-food lattes, gluten free baked goods and 

varieties of toasts and frozen drinks. 

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OYSTER BAY 

615 Lafayette Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-2111 

www.oysterbayrestaurant.com 

PEACE PIE 

326 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May 

(609) 435-5321 

www.peacepieworld.com 

PETER SHIELDS INN 


(609) 884-9090 

www.petershieldsinn.com 

Eat in the lovely, airy dining room or in the adjoining 

bar area with a fun vibe. There’s also a daily bar 

menu, happy hour, great martinis and classic, 

generous dishes. 

Enjoy gourmet ice-cream sandwiches and signature 

Peace Pie squares made with your favorite flavors of 

ice cream. 

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and 

the modern American menu matches it all the way. 

Bring your own favorite wine for a singular dining 

experience on the beachfront. 

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PIER HOUSE 


(609) 898-2244 

www.capemaylamer.com 

PIGDOG BEACH BAR 


(609) 729-3700 


POPPI’S 

4709 New Jersey Avenue, Wildwood 

(609) 600-3964 

www.poppisbrickoven.com 

PROVENCE 

2 North Main Street, CM Court House 

(609) 884-4948 

www.provencecapemay.com 

QUINCY’S LOBSTER ROLLS 


(609) 600-3571 

www.quincysoriginal.com 

JESTER’S DIVE BAR 

3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande 

(609) 889-2000 

www.jestersdivebar.com 

RUSTY NAIL 


(609) 884-0017 


SAPORE ITALIANO 

416 South Broadway, West Cape May 

(609) 600-1422 

www.saporeitalianorestaurant.com 

SEASALT 


(609) 884-7000 

www.capemayoceanclubhotel.com 

SHAMONE 


(609) 884-8421 


STUBBORN BROTHERS 


(609) 729-3700 


This chic, airy restaurant, steps from the beach, is 

housed in La Mer Beachfront Resort, serving up 

Mediterranean-influenced dishes. The patio is the 

perfect place to enjoy the ocean breezes. 

It’s family friendly, dog friendly and the best BBQ spot 

on the beach. The beach bar offers games for everyone 

to enjoy and serves up cool summer cocktails and a 

range of domestic and imports. 

Enjoy their old-world recipes in a relaxed atmosphere 

with rustic charm. They select the finest local ingredients 

for each dish and welcome your family to be a 

part of their family. 

Experience exquisite French cuisine that can only be 

described as a beautifully choreographed synergy of 

food, flavors and techniques, plated with undeniable 

flair and whimsy. 

Bringing a little taste of New England to Cape May. 

Indulge in classic lobster rolls, lobster salads, crab 

rolls and other quick-bite favorites at either of their 

locations including Beach Avenue. 

Owners Bill and Megan Bumbernick bring their restaurant 

chops from the Surfing Pig in North Wildwood. 

They’ve introduced an all new menu complete with 

cold beer, specialty drinks and good times. 

Beachfront dining at its coolest. Grab a spot in the 

sand, gather around the firepit, or sit at their indoor 

or outdoor bar while you feast on seriously good eats 

and drinks. 

Located in a magnificent Victorian mansion, with 

plenty of outdoor dining, and the food does it justice. 

Excellent Italian food and a lovely family-style 

ambience. 

Inspired by the ocean, and just steps away, this 

beachfront restaurant’s menu focuses on locally 

sourced seafood and signature craft cocktails. 

Take pleasure in an unlimited brunch or a 15-course 

tasting menu for dinner at Cape May’s only tapasstyle 

restaurant! 

This spot is great for the whole family to come eat, 

drink, laugh, and settle their family disputes. Enjoy 

ocean views, great food and ice-cold brews on the 

boardwalk. 

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COASTAL CULINARY BLISS 

Experience paradise on a plate as SeaSalt Restaurant welcomes - 

Executive Chef Adam Bowen to our culinary team. Discover menus brimming 

with bold and timeless flavors crafted from locally sourced ingredients. 

Join us for breakfast, Lunch and Dinner 

during our final weekends of the season! 

Hap py holidays! 

LOCATED IN OCEAN CLUB HOTEL 

SEASALTCAPEMAY.COM 

1035 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY 

609-884-7000 


TACO CABALLITO TEQUILERIA 


(609) 884-4800 

www. tacocaballitotequileria.com 

TISHA’S 


(609) 884-9119 

www.tishasfinedining.com 

TOMMY’S FOLLY CAFE 


(609) 884-6566 


THE UGLY MUG 


(609) 884-3459 

UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE 

Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May 

(609) 884-7199 

UNION PARK 

Beach Avenue and Howard Street 

(609) 884-8811 

www.unionparkdiningroom.com 

VIGGIANO’S ON SUNSET 

109 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May 

(609) 435-5026 

www.viggianosbyob.com 

VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY 


(609) 889-6610 

www.vincenzoslittleitaly.com 

VINTAGE 

1048 Washington Street 

609-224-6064 

www.capemaymac.org 

WASHINGTON INN 


(609) 884-5697 

www.washingtoninn.com 

YOUNGER BROTHER 


(609) 898-2009 






Enjoy this two-story, vibrant beachfront restaurant 

that offers authentic Mexican dishes and handcrafted 

margaritas made with artisanal tequilas. 

This local favorite serves delicious food for lunch and 

dinner. And they have a pet-firendly patio too. Check 

out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too. 

Filled with everything you need to keep you going 

all day long. Enjoy fresh-brewed La Colombe coffee, 

specialty drinks and an assortment of baked goods 

and breakfast paninis. 

A Cape May legend. Inside, you’ll enjoy a classic 

pub atmosphere. Outside, it’s a great spot for 

people watching. Check their ad for upcoming live 

entertainment. 

Reliably good food — there is a reason why people 

wait in line. You can sit outside with ocean and beach 

views — and dine with your dog if the weather is 

nice. 

Fine dining in a classic old hotel, where both the 

decor and the food are inspired. Voted one of the 

best restaurants in the state by New Jersey Monthly 

magazine. 

A new family-friendly Italian restaurant, from the 

same owners as the popular Conshocken restaurant. 

Expect classic Italian food done right and a welcome 

as hearty as the pasta dishes. 

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun 

Italian meal, look no further. The kids will love it. 

Excellent pasta dishes, and they’ve recently expanded 

their pizzeria. 

The newest addition to the grounds of the Emlen 

Physick Estate. Cape May MAC partnered with the 

folks behind George’s Place to create a modern, 

eclectic and delicious dining experience. 

Superb gourmet food, and a cool-but-cozy bar. Check 

out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles; 

they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey. 

Another fine eating experience from the Kara Group. 

Enjoy brunch and dinner in this cozy beachfront 

eatery. Their lobster brunch is one of the more 

innovative menu creations in town. 

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As autumn winds down, birders gird 

themselves for the privations of 

winter, fewer birds and less daylight. 

Happily, in Cape May, privations 

are mitigated by the wealth of 

wintering species. Cape May’s Christmas Bird 

Count leads all northeaster counts. 

Waterfowl abound on unfrozen lakes and 

just offshore, to get a taste of our seabird 

wealth, take a transect across Delaware Bay on 

the ferry. Not only will you see lots of scooters 

and Lesser Scaup, but you’ll also be treated 

to Northern Gannet, Red-throated Loon and 

on the Lewes breakwater, Great Cormorant. 

Some years Razorbills, a penguin-like alcid, 

may be seen on morning trips. I suspect they 

forage over the shoals in the bay. 

If you want to save the cost of a walk-on 

ferry crossing, many of these birds can also 

be seen around the Second Avenue Jetty in 

Cape May. The hardy Purple Sandpipers 

scrambling over the jetty are just a bonus. 

While most Arctic breeding shorebirds elect 

to winter farther south, the doughty Purple 

Bird Droppings 

Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu 

Sandpiper winters on rocky coasts and jetties 

all the way to Greenland. As the planet’s 

northernmost wintering sandpiper, Some 

North American breeders even winter in 

Spitzbergen and Iceland. 

On sandy beaches strollers are treated 

to waves of Sanderling whose feeding antics 

make it seem the birds are playing tag with the 

waves. Wintering gulls, in assorted plumages 

line the beach but you will search in vain for 

Laughing Gull, our “summer gull.” These have 

moved farther south. 

This winter, cardinals, Blue Jays, and Redbellied 

Woodpeckers add splashes of color to 

the winter landscape at your feeders. But if all 

your feeders attract are Carolina Chickadees, 

you will be well served. Across winter woodlands 

chickadees form the core of mixed feeding 

flocks. Being attuned to the lively banter of 

chickadees may lead you to a blizzard of birds. 

The key to attracting a variety of species 

to your feeders is to offer a diversity of food 

types. Mixed seed, Black-oil Sunflower seed, 

suet, raisons, and shelled peanuts are all relished. 

Don’t forget the water. In winter, birds 

still need to drink and bathe. A shallow tray 

of water will attract birds even when feeders 

do not. Robins are compulsive bathers, and 

they winter here by the thousands, feasting on 

holly berries. The raspberry headed birds at 

your thistle feeder are probably House Finch. 

Goldfinch, too relish thistle but don’t expect 

brightly plumaged birds, in winter the state 

bird is in drabber plumage. 

Will the Magic of Cape May 

be enough to heal a fractured family 

in time for Christmas? 

A Celebration of Family & Love 

In America’s First Seaside Resort. 

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11/29: Ribbon Cutting 

At Cape May City Fire Station 


The Movie Column 

By arts columnist Tom Sims 

If laughter is the best medicine, Netflix is 

the biggest drug dealer! Stand-up comedy 

shows seem to be the streaming 

giant’s staple. Over the years, they have 

released dozens of hour-long shows. 

Some of the names are household names like 

Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle, some I’ve 

never heard of. But the world must need a 

good laugh, because these shows are getting 

a lot of views. 

There are two standup specials in the top 

10 most popular on Netflix this week. One is 

from a guy I don’t know: Mike Birbiglia. He 

has this whole bit about how his dad had a 

heart attack at 56 and so did his grandfather. 

He says, “I’ve always thought I should set 

aside that whole year…” funny. One of the 

comedians I do know, Matt Rife, I’ve always 

liked. Now, he’s become a cancel target. 

Don’t know Rife? That’s not too surprising. 

He’s a TikTok superstar. Oh, wait… don’t 

think I’m hip because I know trendy TikTok 

influencers. If it wasn’t for my wife scrolling 

through her phone, I’d be lost. Rife self-produced 

his own specials on YouTube to get 

tens of millions of views. Impressive. And 

as a YouTuber myself with tens of… well… 

ten views, you’d think that impresses me the 

most. But it’s not. 

Ever see a comedian striking back at a 

heckler? Pretty hilarious. Best comeback: 

Steve Martin on his comedy album A Wild 

and Crazy Guy (1978). Yeah, growing up all 

I bought was comedy albums (sort of my 

Netflix). On this album, someone tries to 

heckle Martin, and he says, “Yeah, I remember 

when I had my first beer.” The crowd ate it up. 

Fast forward to the 2020s. On his TikTok 

videos, Rife has an uncanny ability to find 

people in the audience and heckle them! He 

really rips into people when they answer 

his questions. It’s brilliant. He rips in pretty 

hard… but never too far. 

Critics think he’s gone too far on Netflix. 

He jokes about domestic violence and other 

taboo issues. But are there any taboo issues 

in comedy? Many in the cancel culture are 

calling for his head. Somehow, I’ve always 

thought that makes a comedian even more 

in demand. Check out his videos on YouTube 

first. On Netflix, I was disappointed he never 

interacted with the audience (clearly his 

strong suit), so I wasn’t overly impressed. But 

is it cancellation time? You be the judge. 

Tom H. Sims is an award-winning indie filmmaker. 

His latest book is a collection of short stories 

based on his quirky movies. See more at YouTube. 

com/tomhsims. 

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Shop online at trinketscapemay.com 

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Bill, Linda 

Jay Schatz, Tony Barbies 

14. Ralphie 

15. Die Hard 

16. Frosty 

17. Grinch 

19. Elf 

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2. Clarence 

3. Cindy Lou Who 

4. Rudolph 

5. Polar Express 

6. Scrooge 

7. Nightmare 

9. White Christmas 

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8. Miracle 

9. Wonderful 

10. Heat Miser 

12. Home Alone 

13. Clark Griswold 

18. Believe 

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11/29: Ribbon Cutting At Cape May City Fire Station 





Cure for the cold... hot coffee 

and a cool book 

Stacy Sheehan, Mike Yeager 

Deb, Bud, Rebecca 

Larry, Linda 

Bill, Peggy, Jerri, Tony 

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11/29: Ribbon Cutting At Cape May City Fire Station 

The Activity Column 

Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, enjoy house tours throughout Cape May! 

Chuck Burk, Jackson Pyle, George Rea, Don Burk 


Kathryn Conley, Robbie Conley Architect, 

Pete Baldwin, Lorraine Baldwin, Paul Dieterich 

Since they began almost 50 years 

ago, the house tours offered by Cape 

May MAC have joined the ranks of 

beloved Christmas traditions, along 

with things like seeing the Nutcracker 

and visiting Santa. Couples who first joined 

the tours decades ago now return with their 

children, or grandchildren, to soak up the 

Victorian holiday atmosphere. 

Like many beloved traditions, the house 

tours require a little more effort than many 

of us remember. Expect lines — on your tour, 

at the restaurant later on, in the stores, and in 

the parking lots. There may be some confusion. 

Bring your patience — remember that 

it’s crowded because it’s a great place to be! 

To make the most of your visit, start with the 

Cape May MAC website (capemaymac.org), 

click on “Learn More” under the “Christmas 

Candlelight House Tours,” and watch their 

“Tips for a successful tour” video. It offers 

useful information, like “bring a flashlight,” 

and reminds us that this is a HUGE event, 

drawing tourists aplenty. Knowing where to 

attach your wristband, planning your route 

and accepting that it’s nearly impossible to 

see all of the houses makes things more fun 

for everyone. Even the etiquette reminders 

like “don’t bring food or drink” and “don’t take 

pictures without permission” are useful, as is 

the reminder to reservations in advance. 

Many of the tours are similar, so double 

check your dates and times. Each will 

give you a delightful dose of Christmas spirit. 

The Physick Family Christmas House Tour 

($20 adult, $15 child) is a one-location tour, 

presenting the 1879 estate “through the 

eyes of a family member in the 1900s.” The 

Christmas Candlelight House Tour ($45 per 

adult, $30 per child) is primarily a walking 

tour, so wear comfortable shoes and dress 

in layers — and do bring that flashlight to 

make walking on these charming sidewalks 

easier. The Holiday Inn Tour ($25/$15) is like 

a smaller, daytime version of the Candlelight 

Tour. The Lamplighter Tour ($35/$25) runs 

through December 28 and includes the Old- 

Fashioned Christmas Exhibit at the Carroll 

Gallery, where you can drop a letter to Santa. 

You can also choose one of MAC’s trolley 

tours, which can feature Mrs. Claus, a friendly 

ghost or two, or the hottest Cape May gossip 

from a century ago. You may encounter a singalong 

of Christmas carols, and if you dislike 

singalongs, just let it go and remember that 

festive vibes take many forms. If you can’t get 

to Cape May this December, check out the 

videos on the website. 

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McCorristin family 

The Rue family 

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11/22: Karaoke At 

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Animal Outreach 

of Cape May County 

Our mission is to provide shelter, care 

and love for the unwanted, abused, 

and abandoned animals of Cape May 

County. We are a no kill organization. 

Our adoption program has helped to 

greatly reduce the numbers of homeless 

animals in our county. 

Danielle, Alaina, Maykayla, Josh 

Please consider donating this 

holiday season to help 

animals in need! 

To learn more, visit 

aocmc.org/getinvolved 

Alaina, Natalie, Kay, Elaine, Kevin 

Your generous donation will help provide 

love, shelter, food, and medical services to 

helpless animals. All contributions are taxdeductible, 

as allowed by law. 

600 Park Boulevard, Unit 3 

West Cape May, NJ 

609-898-1738 | info@aocmc.org 

Richie, Maddy, Matt 


11/17: Cape May Shelters Lutsk At Cape May Winery 


Mandy, Anna, Darlene 

Children of Lutsk send signed flag as thank you to Cape May. 


Health Insurance Open Enrollment 

• Open Enrollment for Medicare - October 15 - December 7 

• Open Enrollment for individuals - November 1 - January 31 

(Private plans and Get Covered NJ plans) 

Robert, Denise Liz, Mark Patrick, Tom 


The Magic 

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November 25, 2023 — January 1, 2024 

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Patrick, Doug Iryna, Anne Bill, Mary 

Bernadette, Amy, Alison 

Jen, Liz, Frank 

Jeff, Nancy Bill, Jane Sandy, Terry 


Mitko, Vesna, Susan, Vinny, Charity, Sara, Trish 

Rick, Alice, Annamarie 

Martina, Gloria 

Chris, Rose, Mark 


The Answer Lady invites inquiries from 

gentle readers on all manner of relationship 

quandaries, matters of the 

heart and ethics. If you’d like to send 

a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or, 

simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate 

the wisdom herein. 

Dear Answer Lady 

I am at my wit’s end. I’ve lived a long and 

complete life with husbands, careers and 

friends. I am not lonely, and my social card is 

full. But this woman in the neighborhood is 

constantly accosting me at get togethers about 

not having had children. I have never had this 

happen with anyone, not even my mother. She 

makes a point of it every time we are in mixed 

company. How do I handle this? — Bothered 

Dear Bothered 

This woman is clearly jealous of you, and 

you are probably not the only target of what 

The Answer Lady suspects is her alcoholrelated 

behavior. Turn the tables on her. Thank 

her for taking such an interest in your life 

choices. Then say, “I live a happy and fulfilled 

The Answer Lady 

Wise answers to perplexing questions 

life. Do you? Are you happy?” People often 

obsess about things in other’s lives, that are 

actually troubling in their own life. Let her 

chew on that while you visit Cape May Cheese 

shop for some delicious cheeses and spreads. 

Dear Answer Lady 

I’m dreading our annual family Christmas 

gathering. Every year my grandfather waits 

until we are halfway through dinner and 

having a great time to drop some inappropriate 

bombshell. It is always about some political 

situation or topic which is either racist or 

chauvinistic. I don’t even think he believes 

that crap. My mother gets upset and I feel like 

a hypocrite staying silent. We let him rant and 

then clear the table for dessert, but it puts a real 

damper on our great time. Is there anything I 

can do to stand up for my beliefs without it 

turning into a war? — Had Enough 

Dear Enough 

Naturally, you and your family look at 

him as grandpa. Instead, think of him as a 

narcissist who can’t stand it if the light isn’t 

shining on him. He loves to hold court, so let 

him, but control it and snatch the limelight 

away from him. When he says something 

out of order, ask why he feels that way. Ask 

him what led him to think that. Then bring 

other family members into the conversation 

by focusing not on his opinion but the 

circumstances that led to it. Make it a history 

lesson which involves every generation. Then 

hand him a jar of honey from Cape May Honey 

Farm to sweeten the conversation. 


11/17: NextGen30 

Event At Carney’s 


The Loop 

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Marge, Kreni 

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Kevin 





Lexi, Miggy, Ashley, Kristin, Barb 

Cape May’s Longest Running Holiday Tour! 

Saturdays, December 9 & 16: 

5:30PM - 8:30PM 

Brian, Tyler, Cam 

These tours celebrate the best of Cape May 

at Christmas, as you travel Cape May’s gaslit 

streets, hear musicians and carolers, and 

visit more than a dozen homes, inns, B&Bs, 

churches and hotels where you’ll step inside to 

see both Victorian and more modern interiors 

beautifully decorated for the holidays. 

Megan, Lindsey, Mike, Eileen, Tom 

For a full holiday schedule and tickets visit 

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal 

Four beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923 

Anthony, Big Joe Maria, Joe Harry Back, Dennis Desatnick 


BLAZE is a handsome boy who came to the 

shelter when his owner died and is a bit anxious 

over the turn his life has taken. He does 

require some basic training for leash walking 

and certain cue but is very treat motivated. A 

home that understands his anxiety and is willing 

to work with him will allow him to grow 

into a fine companion. 

ROCKY AND CHUBBS came to the shelter 

recently after their owner suddenly passed 

away. These two depend on each other and 

must be adopted together. Rocky is an eightyear-old 

purebred Jack Russel and Chubbs is a 

13-year-old mix Jack Russel. They are in great 

health and were very well cared for so a new 

loving home will suit them well. 

COCO came to the shelter as a stray and 

needs a home that will provide a healthy diet 

and plenty of exercise. She is a large German 

Shepherd who loves to run around the yard 

and playing with both humans and other dogs. 

Coco will be a wonderful family companion in 

a home that will continue her training and give 

her continuity. 

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal 

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923 

MIMOSA was found in a hoarder house left 

in very poor care with her kitten Shirley Temple 

(right). They love each other and it would 

be best if these two were adopted together. 

Mimosa will warm up to you well after being 

given some love and can happily live with 

other cats and children. If interested in bringing 

these two home, contact the shelter. 

SHIRLEY TEMPLE is a six-month-old 

girl who was found in a hoarder house and 

brought to the shelter by Animal Control. She 

tends to shiver a bit when held, but loves to be 

pet. It may take some patience, but Shirley will 

warm up to you if given some love and attention. 

She’d do well in a home with other cats 

and children. 

TAYLOR SWIFT is a five-month-old kitten 

who was found in a trash can starving to death 

before she was brought to the shelter. After 

a lot of TLC, she is ready to be centerstage in 

her new home. Taylor Swift would be good 

in a home with other cats and children. She 

is up to date on all vaccinations and spayed. 

If interested in this cutie, contact the shelter. 

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PROPERTY PAGES 

A four-story, single-family property, iconic to the Marina District 

and surrounding waterfront enclave, Spicers Creek. This property 

offers water views from each floor, four bedrooms (with 

a loft for a potential fifth), two full bathrooms, two lavatories, 

multiple decks, an attached garage, and an elevator. Planning 

by Fenwick Architects with steel posts and beams, brick and 

cedar shake exterior, executed and customized by WKR Builders. 

The first floor features an entertainment room, home to the bar 

and lounge area that open to the brick patio. 

The second floor has the primary bedroom with walk-in 

closets, ensuite bathroom and 9’ ceilings. There are three 

additional bedrooms on this floor, a full guest bathroom, and 

a laundry room. The third level has stunning waterfront views 

in all directions. The fourth floor is your lofted living room with 

additional living space that opens to the deck. For the boater, a 

70’ slip is available for additional fees. Asking Price $3,990,000. 

2 PHARO LANE, CAPE MAY 

Contact Colleen White at 609-231-6943 or David Thompson at 215-852-8298 of deSatnick Real Estate. 


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Tom, Aaron, Miss. Anita, Julie, Kelsey 

Aimee, Zander, Matt, Amanda, Andrew, Ashley 


MARGARET 

KITTNER BETHEL 

Realtor Sales Associate 

2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2020, 2021 

Circle of Excellence Sales Award® 

609-408-1012 

MBethel@CoastlineRealty.com 

VACATION RENTAL 

4 Bedrooms | 2.5 Bathrooms | Sleeps 9 

930 Kearney Avenue 

is two blocks to the 

beach and a short 

walk to restaurants 

and shopping, with a 

a wonderful backyard 

patio featuring a 

picnic table and large 

shower with separate 

changing room. Call 

for availability. 

HOLLY STEGER 


Life is short, buy the beach house! Contact 

me for a free Comparative Market Analysis. 

609-846-4819 

Holly@CoastlineRealty.com 

2022 Bronze | 2021 Silver 

2020 Bronze | 2017 Bronze 

JUST SOLD! SELLER’S AGENT 

1011 Lafayette Avenue, Unit 

302 is a well maintained one 

bedroom, one bathroom top 

floor condo at the historic 

Joseph S Leach House. Close 

to Washington Street Mall and 

marinas. Communal amenities 

include porch and patio space, 

picnic area, washer, dryer, 

outside shower, storage, 

ample off street parking and 

well kept grounds. Quarterly condo fee. Sold for $375,000. 

BOB HARTMAN JR 


Direct 609-780-4626 

BobHartmanJr@CoastlineRealty.com 

Contact me for all your sales 

and rental needs! 

5200 BOARDWALK IN WILDWOOD 

4 Stores on the Wildwood Boardwalk 

These do not come up for sale often... stop leasing and BUY! 

Listed at $1,150,000 

941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005 

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com 

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps 

NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2022 




Peter, Lisa Gibby, Nancy Kristen, Chris 


Lynn, Jack Anita and Dennis DeSatnick Zack, Adriana 




Gale, Ashley Krysta, Steph Lisa, Dave 

Mark, Dawn Darlene, Eileen Deb, Jacki 



BUYING & SELLING 

WITH INTEGRITY 

& TRUST 

Jersey Cape 

Realty 

SALES & RENTALS 

Heijung Park-Colameco 

Broker Salesperson 

609-602-8641 (c) 

Market Expert 

Experienced Negotiator 

Results Driven 

Contact Heijung to strategize your next real estate move! 

I am here for you! 

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 


609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com 




Mike and Kathy Satt, Paul Farnan 

11/16: Around The Town At Long & Foster 

Long & Foster team 


Cape Harbor Shell 

GASOLINE 

DIESEL 

Hannah, Jim, Lisa 

Ryan Griffin 

Salesperson 

Direct: 609.602.5578 

Office: 609.884.1300 

FOR SALE 

21 EAGLE WAY COURT, 

CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE 

4 BR/3.5 BA meticulously 

maintained custom built 

home positioned on 

over an acre. 

$1,149,000 

PROPANE 

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MOST CARS REPAIRED SAME DAY! 

Located At Exit 0 on the Garden State Parkway 

609-898-0855 capeharborshell.com 

Gail, Sarah, Angie, Ron 

FOR SALE 

1340C PENNSYLVANIA 

AVE., CAPE MAY 

Upgraded 2 BR/1 BA 

with a deck and a 

screened in porch. 

FOR SALE 

1207 WASHINGTON ST., 

CAPE MAY 

3 BR/1.5 BA Cape May 

Cottage with modern 

upgrades and a spacious 

$685,000 

rear yard. $947,500 

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com 


FOR SALE 

9 SEA TRL., 

COLD SPRING 

Building lot located in 

between Cape May City 

and Cape May Point. 

$1,425,000 

FOR SALE 

6701 ATLANTIC AVE., 

206, WILDWOOD CREST 

Cara Mara studio unit just 

a short distance 

to the beach. 

$207,500 

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May, NJ 08204 

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record 


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314 Beach Ave, Cape May 

Restaurant - $195,000 

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805 Pittsburgh Ave, Cape May 

2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath - $815,000 

Holiday Getaway 

Anytime on 

“YB” Business Only 

Amazing opportunity to have your own 

beachfront restaurant! Business only, 

includes equipment, furnishings, décor. 

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Cape Manor Condo, Unit 110 

Year-round, meticulously maintained 

condo with upscale amenities, 

covered balcony, huge pool, parking. 

903 Farmdale Dr, West Cape May 

4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths - $1,475,000 

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825 Stockton Ave, Unit 3, Cape May 

2 Bedrooms, 2 Baths - $1,099,000 

One Block to Beach 

Spacious and immaculate with 

modern amenities plus 3 rd flr bonus 

room, deck, garage and parking. 

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805 Stockton Ave, Cape May 

12 Bedrooms, 12.5 Baths - $3,950,000 

Inn or Large Home 

Well maintained beach block inn or 

home for income. Newly renovated, 

highly rated, two driveways. 

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker/Owner 

739 Washington Street, Cape May, NJ 08204 Info@JerseyCapeRealty.com 

www.JerseyCapeRealty.com 609-884-5800 

Open 7 days a week 

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207 lincoln avenue 

Cape May poinT 

1 Block From Beach 

4 BR - 3 BA - Sleeps 8 

Rent: $3,500-$6,000/week 

1003 Shore Drive 

Town Bank 

Cottage by the Sea 

3 BR - 1.1 BA - Sleeps 6 

Rent: $2,750-$3,350/week 

1515 Yacht avenue 

2nd Floor, Cape May 

Yes 

Really! 

206 ShaDelanD avenue 

Villas 

Near Bay Beaches 


Rent: $1,200-$1,300/week 

Harbor Views 


Rent: $925-$1,900/week 

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$5,893 Rent 

$175 Cleaning Fee 

$65 Processing Fee 

$500 Refundable 

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Total After Deposit 

Return:$6,133(24.2% Less!) 

111 leaming avenue 

wesT Cape May 

18th Century Victorian 


Rent: $2,800-$2,975/week 

529 elmira Street 

Cape May 

Cape Island Cottage 


Rent: $4,500-$6,200/week 

THOSE OTHER PLACES 

$5,893 Rent 

$175 Cleaning Fee 

$546.12 Guest Service Fee 

$451.50 Non-Refundable 

Damage Protection Insurance 

$353.28 State Occupancy Tax 

$211.97 Local Occupancy Tax 

$468.10 State Sales Tax 

Total Paid: $8,098.97 

404 Fow avenue 

wesT Cape May 

Modern Beach Cottage 


Rent: $1,080-$2,895/week 

819 Stockton avenue 

UniT 3, Cape May 

1.5 Blocks From Beach 

2 BR- 1.1 BA- Sleeps 6 

Rent: $1,250-$2,850/week 

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The Exit Zero Crossword 

The theme is holiday movies... compiled by Nicole James 

10 11 

16 17 

8 

9 

12 

13 14 15 

ACROSS 

6. “First, we’ll make snow angels 

for two hours, then we’ll go ice 

skating, then we’ll eat a whole 

roll of Toll House cookie dough 

as fast as we can, and then we’ll 

_______.” (7) 

8. What happened on 34th 

Street? (7) 

9. George Bailey realized he has 

this kind of life at the end of this 

iconic film. (9) 

10. Whatever he touches, starts 

to melt in his clutch. (4,5) 

12. Kevin is left behind when his 

family leaves for vacation. (4,5) 

13. He tries to have a perfect 

family Christmas in National 

Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. 

(5,8) 

18. If you can hear the bell in 5 

down, your truly _______. (7) 

20. Formerly known as the Wet 

Bandits in 12 across. (6,7) 

18 19 

DOWN 

1. “Merry Christmas ya ______ 

animal.” (6) 

2. Shows George Bailey how he’s 

touched many lives?(8) 

3. Teaches 17 down to embrace 

the Christmas spirit. (5,3,3) 

4. This red-nosed reindeer stars 

in a classic stop-motion film. (7) 

5. This train travels to the North 

Pole on Christmas Eve.(5,7) 

6. You must be a real _______ 

to hate Christmas. (7) 

7. Jack tries to take over Santa’s 

role in _________ Before 

Christmas. (9) 

9. This 1954 classic stars Bing 

Crosby. (5,9) 

11. Stars in The Santa Clause. (3,5) 

14. He’ll shoot his eye out. (7) 

15. Some do not believe this 

Bruce Willis film is a Christmas 

movie. (3,4) 

16. Has eyes made of coal. (6) 

17. “The, the, the, the, — The 

______.” (6) 

19. Buddy sets out to find his dad 

in New York City in this film. (3) 

Connor Eckel 

Salesperson/Photographer/ 

Marketing Coordinator 

Office: 609.884.1300 

CEckel@deSatnickRealEstate.com 

FOR SALE 

1100 JOHN F. KENNEDY 

BLVD., NORTH WILDWOOD 

1 BR/1 BA ocean front second 

floor condo with an 

open floor plan. 

$339,900 

FOR SALE 

18 KENDRA LN., 

CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE 

A true craftsman-style, 4 BR/2.5 

BA, Post & Beam construction 

nestled on a private cul-de-sac. 

$799,000 


1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record 

Mary Hinchcliffe 

Salesperson 

Direct: 609.780.6598 

Office: 609.884.1300 

MHinchcliffe@deSatnickRealEstate.com 

FOR SALE 

45 INDIAN TRAIL RD., 

BURLEIGH 

Commercial property zoned 

Town Center with a 4 BR/ 

3 BR home. $999,000 

FOR SALE 

886 WEEKS LANDING 

RD., ERMA 

Possible buildable lot 

approximately 1.59 acres. 

$325,000 


1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

(609) 884-5005 


(609) 884-5005 

For Sale in West Cape May! 


For Sale in Cape May! 

429 Third Avenue, West Cape May 

2 Beds - 1.1 Baths - Asking: $850,000 

Featured Agent 

Cell: (609) 408-1012 

REALTOR®, Sales Associate 

MBethel@CoastlineRealty.com 

Margaret Kittner Bethel 

A Realtor since 2004 and 

resident of Cape May for 49 

years, Margaret has helped 

many people realize their dream 

of “A Home at the Shore.” 

Achieving the Circle of 

Excellence Sales Award 6 times, 

Margaret works hard to ensure 

the process of buying or selling 

your house is as smooth and 

stress-free as possible. 

Margaret will guide you through 

the process from the first look to 

the closing table. 

520 Elmira Street, Cape May 

4 Beds - 3 Baths - Asking: $999,000 

More about each property... 

429 Third Ave and 520 Elmira St are two great 

opportunities to call a piece of Cape May yours! 

520 Elmira is a short stroll to the Washington 

Street Mall and Cape May’s beaches. The main 

house has a spacious open floor plan with 3 

bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. The attached in-law 

suite has 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, and laundry 

hookup. 

429 Third Ave offers West Cape May living at its 

finest on a peaceful road close to the South Cape 

Meadows Nature Trails. Willow Creek Winery 

& Beach Plum Farms are a quick bike ride away! 

OUR EXPERIENCE IS YOUR BIGGEST ASSET! 

Let us help you navigate towards a smooth sale, 

successful purchase, or vacation rental today. 

941 Columbia Avenue, Cape May 

Carol Menz - Broker of Record & Owner 

We have 375+ vacation rentals, experienced agents with 

the know-how of all of Cape May County, and have been 

Cape May’s top selling office for eleven consecutive years!

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