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What I did on My<br />
<strong>Spring</strong><br />
Vacation
What I did on My <strong>Spring</strong> Vacation<br />
words by Abbey Byrne<br />
images by Abbey Byrne with machine assistance<br />
2023<br />
copyright free<br />
kindness and consent appreciated
march 2003
i can't<br />
find my<br />
headlamp<br />
When I arrive at<br />
Max's place, he<br />
hasn't even<br />
started packing<br />
yet.<br />
He looks tired<br />
and hungover,<br />
but i don't mind.
Max and I Borrow<br />
adam's westfalia<br />
and head to the<br />
smoky mountains..
This is the gas<br />
station where<br />
we stop Sunday<br />
afternoon to<br />
buy this<br />
notebook and a<br />
pack of number<br />
two pencils.<br />
Specialty gas<br />
and shoppe<br />
I'll write down<br />
everything that<br />
happens on this<br />
trip.
probably<br />
are you just<br />
gonna write in<br />
that notebook<br />
all night?
It takes about siX hOurs<br />
to drive from oXford,<br />
Ohio to Gatlinburg,<br />
Tennessee. That's a lot of<br />
time to spend in the car<br />
with MaX.<br />
we camp in smoky<br />
mountain national park<br />
for the night.<br />
we try to Zip our<br />
sleeping bags together,<br />
but it doesn't work
We wake at 8am and<br />
take down the<br />
tent. We go to the<br />
sugarland Visitor<br />
Center to register<br />
for a camping<br />
permit for night #2.
gobble<br />
gobble<br />
gobble<br />
Debi!<br />
I see some wild turkeys and<br />
become unreasonably excited.<br />
We go to Superwalmart where<br />
Max must purchase new contact<br />
lenses because one of his broke<br />
on the drive down.. A nice lady<br />
named, Debi, helps us.
Elkmont EST. 1921<br />
On the way up to our<br />
camp, we pass<br />
abandoned houses in the<br />
hills..<br />
Behind the broken glass<br />
I think I see people, or<br />
ghosts, but I don't say<br />
anything to Max.
I'm not<br />
even sure I<br />
enjoy spending<br />
time with you.<br />
it takes too<br />
long to hike<br />
to our site<br />
are we<br />
close?<br />
just a<br />
little<br />
further
it's all worth it<br />
when we see the<br />
campsite.<br />
Of course, we<br />
don't have much<br />
time to enjoy the<br />
view, because it<br />
soon begins to<br />
rain..
Max keeps<br />
talking about<br />
distortion<br />
pedals.
What's<br />
your biggest<br />
fear?<br />
Did you<br />
say<br />
something?<br />
Max and I are<br />
dirty and smelly,<br />
so we take a<br />
little shower in<br />
this waterfall.<br />
It's very cold.<br />
We put our<br />
clothes back on<br />
and dry in the<br />
sun.<br />
We have deep<br />
conversations.
MaX is eager to go on<br />
a hike. he is so eXcited<br />
to hike, that I become<br />
eXcited too. we hike up<br />
the mountain and<br />
drink capri sun.<br />
MaX becomes impatient<br />
and races up the<br />
mountain, leaving me<br />
behind.<br />
I'm not sure why<br />
he's in such a hurry.
We go to a place called Laurel Falls. Laurel falls<br />
isn't very beautiful. it's kind of a disappointment
What are<br />
you thinking<br />
about?<br />
My<br />
mortality<br />
Oh
it rains and rains and<br />
rains, so there isn't<br />
much to do. we feel so<br />
sleepy from traveling.<br />
maX talks a lot. he<br />
doesn't know how to be<br />
still.<br />
when i write in this<br />
notebook, he seems<br />
irritated.
when<br />
should we<br />
take it?<br />
Um,<br />
tonight?
As it gets dark, we make<br />
diNNer and try to start a<br />
fire. we also take the<br />
drugs.<br />
we discover that our<br />
flashlight is dying, so<br />
we must descend the<br />
mountain into town, in<br />
search of batteries.<br />
we traverse the city<br />
several times, in search,<br />
but everything in<br />
Gatlinburg closes early.<br />
For a time, we forget<br />
about batteries and just<br />
eXplore.<br />
Gatlinburg is a strange<br />
place filled with fudge<br />
and cheap souvenirs.
As we walk<br />
through the<br />
streets of<br />
Gatlinburg, i begin<br />
to feel the<br />
vibration and<br />
movement<br />
.
Gatlinburg<br />
looks different<br />
than it did<br />
before.<br />
we forget<br />
about finding<br />
batteries.
when we return<br />
to our<br />
campsite, it's<br />
very cold.<br />
I wander into<br />
the forest to<br />
stare at the<br />
trees and the<br />
stars, the dirt<br />
and dried leaves.<br />
everything on<br />
this soft, old<br />
mountain is<br />
magnified, and I<br />
can feel the<br />
steady<br />
breathing of<br />
the forest<br />
sync with my<br />
breath.<br />
i'm glad we<br />
came to<br />
this place
the forest magnified
MaX struggles to start a<br />
fire. the wood is still<br />
wet from the rain. when<br />
we finally start the fire,<br />
it's quite small. We<br />
nurse it for a long time<br />
before it finally dies.<br />
MaX and I snuggle<br />
uP close as the drugs<br />
wear off.<br />
As I fall asleep, I think<br />
about the PeoPle of<br />
elkmont.
I remember what ranger dan<br />
lawson said about the<br />
abandoned town of Elkmont.
Ranger dan<br />
when the<br />
government<br />
declared this<br />
area a<br />
national park,<br />
they leased<br />
the land to<br />
the people of<br />
elkmont for<br />
20 years. They<br />
renewed the<br />
lease until<br />
the 1970s. Then<br />
the people<br />
were forced<br />
to leave their<br />
homes.
they must have liked<br />
each other a lot because<br />
they built their houses<br />
so close together. I feel<br />
sadness.<br />
When I wake up, I<br />
know they must have<br />
been sad to leave each<br />
other.<br />
I feel like they are<br />
telling me that,<br />
communicating with<br />
me from beyond the<br />
tent.
she is a real bitch<br />
wait, this<br />
isn't even<br />
about<br />
camping
It's about<br />
our Trip<br />
though<br />
he's such a fucking dick
we Pack up camP the<br />
neXt Day.<br />
there are big fluffy<br />
cotton candy clouds in<br />
the sky.<br />
ON OUR WAY DOWN, WE<br />
STOP TO LOOK AT THE<br />
HOUSES OF ELKMONT.<br />
THERE ARE LOCKS ON THE<br />
DOORS, BUT IT'S NOT<br />
HARD TO BREAK IN.
such strange<br />
abandoned<br />
possessions<br />
litter the floor.<br />
Lamps and old<br />
newspapers,<br />
whiskey bottles<br />
and stained<br />
mattresses.<br />
Looks like<br />
they left in<br />
a hurry
I try to make sense of the names on the magazine<br />
labels and faces in faded family photos. All these<br />
people I would never know.
I'm ready to leave,<br />
but I'm not ready<br />
to go home.
I don't want to be<br />
with Max, but I don't<br />
want to be alone.
Did you<br />
ever find<br />
your<br />
headlamp?<br />
No
I'm<br />
hungry
afterword<br />
In 2003, I scribbled and doodled this story into a spiral<br />
notebook, as we drove, hiked, camped, and tripped our way<br />
through Tennessee. I was studying to be a writer at the time,<br />
and it seemed frivolous and unimportant.<br />
Over the next two decades, many of my romantic relationships,<br />
would wear down my creativity in the same way Max did, and<br />
eventually that creativity would be eroded into near<br />
nonexistence.<br />
This version of me was filled with so much hope, enthusiasm,<br />
and naïveté. I wrote in my diary before leaving for this trip<br />
that I sewed a special “camp dress” with rick rack trim. I wrote<br />
that my boyfriend and I were going to “ride deer and eat<br />
marshmallows”. I don’t think we did either of those things, but<br />
it sounds fun.<br />
Twenty years later, I hope I can reclaim some of her whimsical<br />
energy, and I hope this story brings a few people joy.