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Dear Mr. West<br />
& fellow knitters,<br />
You don’t know me. I’m just a peon in the knitting<br />
world. I’ve only been knitting for <strong>10</strong> years or so, have<br />
a silly little podcast with my sister, and a great group<br />
of knitting friends found in the strangest of circumstances.<br />
I was woefully unaware of who you were until recent<br />
years. I am forever behind on trends, as easily<br />
judged by the simple style of jeans and concert band<br />
t-shirts I’ve been rocking for roughly 30 years. However,<br />
I have a lovely group of knitting friends who<br />
absolutely LOVE your work. So, due to their constant<br />
pressure encouragement, I can now say, I have a<br />
love/hate relationship with your work.<br />
Dear Sir, do not consider this remotely a judgment<br />
of your amazing, lovely, fun personality. You are<br />
an absolute breath of fresh air, and your tutorial videos<br />
are amazing. I am forever using your piece of<br />
advice to “make it work” if you find yourself with an<br />
extra stitch or two. Thanks to you I can now do an i-<br />
cord cast on, and a few other tricks!<br />
But kind sir, I have a question.<br />
Why. Are. There. So. Many. Holes?<br />
I said it. I did. I have tried about four of your patterns<br />
(which I know is a drop in the bucket of your<br />
work, people do not come for me!) I notice a trend of<br />
quite large lacework holes in parts of the patterns.<br />
Large enough for your finger to poke through, or if<br />
you have such proclivities, a nipple slip! I do understand<br />
lacework has its place. I love me a good yarnover<br />
pattern for a small hole. But some of these holes<br />
are a tad excessive. A small child’s hand could fit<br />
through some of these. Some are so large<br />
they might be a portal to another<br />
dimension. How do you wear these<br />
without ripping your work? I<br />
presume others possess<br />
some form of grace that I do<br />
not, because I have visions<br />
of walking through a<br />
room in a rush, catching<br />
my shawl on a<br />
doorknob and as I’m slowly<br />
strangled to death, in my<br />
dying breath, I screech<br />
“Curse you Stephen<br />
West and your holes!”<br />
*end scene*<br />
Mr. West, I can honestly say that is my one and<br />
only complaint thus far about your patterns. Now, I<br />
know some folks are turned off by the vibrant and<br />
sometimes clashing colors you may use. That’s a<br />
“them” problem, not a “you” problem, because if you<br />
as a knitter do not know that you can CHOOSE YOUR<br />
OWN COLORS, well, then you have bigger fish to fry.<br />
So, I can honestly say, “Thank you Mr. West.”<br />
Thanks to my friends relentless badgering, daring,<br />
and spiteful pressure encouragement, I now actually<br />
do enjoy your patterns. I’ve learned to ignore color<br />
choices, perhaps even only choosing 1-2 colors when<br />
you may have 73. I’ve learned that your holes are<br />
easily ignored and modified, and the result will still<br />
be gorgeous. I’ve learned that when you have 3,920<br />
stitches on a <strong>final</strong> row, you better use stitch markers.<br />
I’ve also learned to use small stitch markers so that<br />
they don’t move around by said yarnovers that make<br />
said holes, lest you have holes that don’t line up with<br />
other holes, and now you’re even more mad about<br />
holes. I’ve learned that while many folks LOVE a good<br />
mystery KAL, I do not. I will patiently wait until you<br />
make multiple versions of your crazy but amazing<br />
idea so I can see how everyone else did it, and then,<br />
as you suggest, make it work for me.<br />
Almost every knitter knows who you are, even<br />
those who live under a rock like me. And one thing I<br />
think everyone should learn from you is not to be<br />
afraid. Don’t be afraid to try new things, change up<br />
plans, modify, adjust, choose a different path, and<br />
forge your own path. You won’t make everyone<br />
happy; you aren’t tacos and a margarita.<br />
So, while I will indeed continue to whine,<br />
complain, and argue with my friends about<br />
your designs, I will still try them.<br />
I will keep knitting, and I will<br />
make it work.<br />
Maybe just maybe, if we all had<br />
a little more Stephen West in us,<br />
life would be a little more fun.<br />
©Yo-Yo<br />
Thanks for the designs,<br />
sir! Even the<br />
holey ones.<br />
~~Little Sis<br />
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