Songwriting Summer Camp 14-17 Year Olds
Songwriting Camp-11-17-2023
Songwriting Camp-11-17-2023
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<strong>Songwriting</strong> <strong>Camp</strong> 2023<br />
A M U S I C A L B Y F I G H T I N G<br />
W O R D S P R O D U C T I O N S
Artists:<br />
Cian<br />
Ksenila<br />
Riley<br />
Grace<br />
Seanán<br />
Jemma<br />
Nessa<br />
Daniel<br />
Tomas<br />
Poppy<br />
Saoirse<br />
Emma<br />
Evie<br />
Wiktoria<br />
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LUAS: The Musical<br />
Anything Can Happen on the Luas<br />
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Ideas for the genre<br />
- Group 1: Rock, Classical, Italian, Jazz<br />
- Group 2: Story genre, dark comedy, pop, rock, punk<br />
- Group 3: Shrinkflation, hip hop, rock, indie<br />
- Group 4: Heavy metal jazz, country Hozier (by a lesbian) –<br />
Fanbase consists of lesbians<br />
Ideas for the theme<br />
- Group 1: Heartbreak<br />
- Group 2: LUAS the Musical/Anything Could Happen on the<br />
LUAS – Ensemble cast, different perspectives<br />
- Group 3: Shrinkflation, guy going insane over it<br />
- Someone struggling to write a song/musical<br />
- Insomnia<br />
- Group 4: Different narratives – Hozier-coded character that<br />
listens to country, really bad musician – Comedy relief<br />
- Right person wrong time – Romance<br />
- Murder by sports injury – Dark comedy<br />
Ideas for the story/plot<br />
- Group 1: Holiday love met abroad, love at first sight, ghosted,<br />
self-identity, Italian<br />
- Group 2: Different characters, bicycle character, why they<br />
are on the LUAS (songs), murder, ticket inspector trying to<br />
find the murderer, actual LUAS shrinking<br />
- Group 3: Guy going insane over shrinkflation<br />
- Someone struggling to write a song/musical<br />
- Group 4: Right person wrong time, sports injury, murder<br />
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Working Title: LUAS the Musical<br />
Seanan: Shrinkflation guy; conspiracy theorist, aggressive, passionate<br />
Saoirse: Giovanni; insufferable, eidetic memory, deeply in love<br />
with Siobhan<br />
Evie: Siobhan; oblivious, ditzy/silly, very affectionate, has a secret<br />
admirer<br />
Nessa: Ticket inspector/Detective; has integrity, sarcastic, inquisitive<br />
Grace: Hosier (Country music duplicate); easily annoyed, arrogant,<br />
self-important<br />
Riley: Redser Harring (For the Murder) – wears baggy clothes<br />
(easy to hide things), bad posture, shady<br />
Kseniia: Zoë (Influencer); sharper than she presents, thinks highly<br />
of herself, shady<br />
Wiktoria: LUAS driver/Narrator<br />
Poppy: Athlete – Bicycle character<br />
Jemma: Lewis; aloof, entitled, not very bright, naive<br />
Volunteers: Additional Characters, Outside the LUAS telling it to<br />
stop<br />
Ideas<br />
Victim: Character 2 – Grief and heartbreak<br />
Murderer: Influencer?<br />
Doors shrink – Can’t get out<br />
Doors won’t open for the main characters<br />
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What is the narrator telling us that the actors are not?<br />
What happens at each station?<br />
When do the murders happen?<br />
How do all characters react to the murder?<br />
How witness it?<br />
How does the investigator find the murderer?<br />
How does the play end?<br />
Setting<br />
LUAS Red Line:<br />
Act One<br />
Music<br />
Ensemble – Song about the LUAS in general<br />
Individual lines explaining why they are on the LUAS -Introduces<br />
the characters<br />
Example: Character thinking he was on the Green Line<br />
Scene One<br />
Busker playing accordion motif.<br />
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Narrator: Point Luas Platform. Busy with passengers gathered<br />
waiting for the Luas at 8 am on a Monday after the holidays.<br />
(Am – chord from murder on the red line underneath above intro<br />
narration. Continues…)<br />
People on the red line<br />
Tryna get to work on time<br />
People on the red line<br />
Tryin not to lose their minds…<br />
Passengers in conversation:<br />
Giovanni: Dear where are we going?<br />
Siobhan: Are you going?<br />
Giovanni: No dear, where are WE going?<br />
Siobhan: Actually, not sure, where are we going?<br />
Giovanni: No, I remember, we’re going to your mother’s house<br />
for a birthday celebration.<br />
Siobhan: You remembered my birthday!<br />
Giovanni: No, your mother’s birthday, honey.<br />
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Siobhan: Oh shnooptypoops, it’s my mother’s birthday?<br />
Giovanni: I got her chrysanthemums, they’re her favourite flower.<br />
Siobhan: Really?<br />
Giovanni: Yes, honey, she told us that seventeen weeks ago.<br />
Siobhan: That’s why I love you so much!<br />
(giggles)<br />
Opening Song: Mi Amor Schnoopshypoo by Saoirse and Evie<br />
It’s an ecstasy of light<br />
You brought into my life<br />
You drive me insane<br />
But you shine so bright<br />
Giovanni<br />
Te amo te amo te amo<br />
All that we go through<br />
We have a purpose<br />
Together we’re chaos<br />
But it’s worth it<br />
Siobhán<br />
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Is breá liom tu, is breá liom tu<br />
Te amo<br />
Shrinkflation Guy Song - Seannán, Riley, Daniel and Tomás<br />
The Yorkie bars are getting smaller<br />
While the lies are getting taller<br />
The Tayto bags are full of air<br />
And the people just don’t seem to care<br />
They don’t care<br />
They don’t care<br />
They don’t care<br />
They don’t care<br />
Shrinkflation guy (aggressively): Yorkie bars are getting smaller!<br />
Hosier (country accent): Wow, partner, I didn’t know that before!<br />
Nah, I’m being sarcastic, I don’t really care. Now scram.<br />
(Shrinkflation guy starts to walks off, turns around, and comes<br />
back and grasps Hosier’s shoulders.)<br />
Shrinkflation guy: There’s more air in your bag of crisps. And<br />
don’t get me started on Toblerones!<br />
Hosier (in shock): …<br />
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Shrinkflation guy: It’s mad!<br />
Hosier: So uhh, I do country songs.<br />
Shrinkflation guy: Huh?<br />
Hosier: Yeah, I’m Hosier.<br />
Shrinkflation guy: Isn’t that your man with the hair?<br />
Hosier: No, I’m Hosier, ssssssssssss.<br />
Shrinkflation guy: It’s more or less the same thing.<br />
Hosier: No, I don’t even know who Hozier is. Guitar me!<br />
Stagehand rushes on stage to hand Hosier a guitar.<br />
Hosier Song by Grace<br />
I don’t want to be him<br />
But maybe I am?<br />
My chances are slim<br />
That they’ll stop calling me a scam<br />
Spoken: Ya know what, I’m done with this guitar.<br />
(puts down guitar on platform)<br />
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But I AM HoSier<br />
Yes I am…<br />
Shrinkflation guy: Are you thick leaving your guitar unattended<br />
at the LUAS stop?<br />
(Hosier walks off to grab his guitar):<br />
Redser’s Song by Seannán, Riley, Daniel and Tomás<br />
Everybody snaps fingers as rhythm<br />
Me name’s Red Harring, I’m a dodgy prick<br />
I like to walk around with my hand on my ---<br />
Getting the LUAS from A to B<br />
Nail it down or it belongs to me<br />
I’ll rob your bike<br />
I’ll rob your car<br />
Rob your house<br />
Rob your guitar (grabs guitar)<br />
Mess with me, I’ll make you dead<br />
And that’s why they call me Red<br />
(Redser Harring is grabbing the guitar, Zoë is going live on her<br />
phone)<br />
Zoë: I don’t think that’s yours.<br />
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Redser Harring: It’s not.<br />
Zoë: I seen the guy with the long hair putting it there.<br />
Redser Harring: He’s my mate.<br />
Zoë: What’s his name?<br />
Redser Harring: George.<br />
Zoë: George? George what?<br />
Redser Harring: George… George Washington.<br />
Zoë: And, where’s he from?<br />
Redser Harring: Tallaght.<br />
Zoë: Why’s he going to Tallaght?<br />
Redser Harring: To see his ma.<br />
Zoë: You look a bit dodgy.<br />
Redser Harring: You can’t judge a book by its cover.<br />
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Zoë: That’s literally my job, I’m an influencer.<br />
Zoenation by Kseniia and Wiktoria<br />
Good morning, my skin’s flawless<br />
Follow list is just enormous<br />
But no bigger than my secrets<br />
You won’t see under my sweetness<br />
Fillers are a mask<br />
Haven’t aged like a fine cask<br />
I eat meat around the clock<br />
But I’m vegan on TikTok<br />
Lewis on the LUAS by Jemma and Wiktoria<br />
Lewis: Sir, can you stow my luggage for me?<br />
Ticket Inspector: Excuse me? I’m a ticket inspector.<br />
Lewis: Can you not make a special exception for me, I’m very<br />
rich by the way.<br />
Ticket Inspector: Am I supposed to know who you are?<br />
Who takes my luggage?<br />
Who takes my case?<br />
Where is first class?<br />
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Don’t they know my face?<br />
If only my limo hadn’t broke down<br />
I’d already be halfway uptown!<br />
This is outrageous, this is far from fine<br />
I thought this was the Green Line<br />
Wasn’t the LUAS named after me?<br />
But now I feel it’s just a mockery<br />
Lewis: Well, I can give you a small amount of money to do it.<br />
Well actually, it would probably be a lot for you. You don’t look<br />
like you make a lot of money.<br />
Ticket Inspector: This is my life, how dare you?<br />
Lewis: I could give you this jacket and you could reserve a nice<br />
seat for me . . wink wink.<br />
Ticket Inspector (murmurs): Maybe a throne?<br />
Lewis: Yeah, that would be perfect!<br />
Ticket Inspector (to crowd): Is he being serious right now?<br />
Ticket Inspector Song by Nessa<br />
(The couple waltzing in the background and then others join in.)<br />
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You hopped on the red line without care<br />
Thinking you’re smooth, but I’m well aware<br />
Oh what a shame, getting caught in the act<br />
Claiming your innocence, it’s not fact<br />
But hold on a sec, let me give you a clue<br />
No ticket, no trip, that’s what you’ll go through<br />
Go ahead, please, try excuses on me<br />
I’ve heard them all, it’s just comedy<br />
But now, my friend, let’s cut to the truth<br />
No ticket, no passage, no fancy sleuth<br />
My job’s to ensure the fare is paid<br />
Not be swayed by stories you’ve made<br />
On this LUAS of questions, I will embark<br />
Inspecting your tickets, no journey too dark<br />
The Point (O2)<br />
Everyone gets on apart from the bicycle guy.<br />
Siobhan: Shmooptypoops, I love you so much.<br />
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Giovanni: Honey, I love you more.<br />
Tucked into each other, they go to sit down and bump into Hosier’s<br />
guitar in the process. Hosier turns around and hits them<br />
with the guitar.<br />
Hosier: Hey, watch it! Oops.<br />
Siobhan: You watch it, why do you even have that with you?<br />
Hosier: Well I’m Hosier, ya see. I’m off to busk for a bit.<br />
Giovanni: Isn’t Hozier a man?<br />
Siobhan: Yeah, you can’t possibly be Hozier. For starters you’re<br />
nobody and he’s famous.<br />
Hoosier (visibly upset): I’m Hoosier with two O’s and an S. It’s<br />
not the same at all.<br />
Hoosier scoffs and walks away to take her seat. Giovanni and<br />
Siobhan pause for a second before sitting down and snuggling<br />
into each other’s space. Siobhan turns to lean against Giovanni,<br />
putting her legs out into the aisle of the train, accidentally kicking<br />
Redser Harring.<br />
Redser: Ahh here, if you bump into me again, I’ll murder ye.<br />
Piano motif. Redser Harring walks away.<br />
Jervis Street<br />
Train stops at Jervis. Man with a bike gets on.<br />
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Bike guy: Sorry, let me just get my bike on.<br />
He accidentally hits Siobhan.<br />
Siobhan: Hey! You can’t just bring this on here.<br />
Bike guy: Mind your business. I’m an athlete! And this isn’t just<br />
any bike, this is a Cammondale Supersix Evo Mod 2 with a Shimano<br />
Alegra groupset.<br />
Siobhan: You still can’t bring it on the LUAS!<br />
Person trying to get on: Hey let me on!<br />
Bike guy tries to move the bike but it’s stuck in the doors.<br />
Narrator: Due to an incident, the doors have malfunctioned.<br />
Please hang tight while we resolve this issue.<br />
Everyone is enraged. The couple is oblivious. Redser gets annoyed<br />
at them. Hosier asks the couple what happened. Bike guy<br />
blames Siobhan, everyone blames Siobhan.<br />
Heuston Station<br />
Malfunctioning song.<br />
Please let me in, please let me out<br />
Please let me in, please let me out<br />
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We have other places to be, and<br />
Other sights to see<br />
(Inspector) Time’s running out,<br />
(Hoosier) And so is my patience<br />
(Shrinkflation) I need to leave<br />
(Redser) I’ve no time for waiting<br />
(Lewis) Can I go now?<br />
(Siobhan) I can’t be staying<br />
(Giovanni) Can the doors open now<br />
(Zoe) There can’t be delaying<br />
Please let me in, please let me out<br />
Please let me in, please let me out<br />
We have other places to be, and<br />
Other sights to see<br />
Hoosier: I have to busk!<br />
Zoe: I have a date!<br />
Giovanni: Her mother’s birthday!<br />
Bike Guy: Football practice!<br />
Lewis: I thought this was the green line!<br />
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Everyone looks at Lewis confused.<br />
Inspector is going around asking everyone for tickets.<br />
Inspector: Ticket or Leapcard, Ticket or Leapcard, Ticket or Leapcard…<br />
Finds Siobhan’s body on a seat leaning against Gio’s shoulder.<br />
Assumes she’s just sleeping.<br />
Inspector: Hey, tell your girlfriend to wake up.<br />
Pokes Siobhan. Giovanni, shocked, pulls Siobhan closer.<br />
Siobhan’s body unfolds and falls to the ground. Now they can<br />
see that she is dead.<br />
Refrain: Murder on the Red Line<br />
Murder on the blood red line<br />
Murder on the Red line<br />
I think we’re all gonna die<br />
Giovanni: Oh no!!! My love, please wake up!<br />
Agghhhh I remember how much she hated dying. Whoever did<br />
this will pay.<br />
Ticket Inspector: This is simply not up to code, I can’t allow it.<br />
I will be finding the person responsible and holding them accountable.<br />
Hosier (derisively): If ya’ll ask me, she had it coming. Criticising<br />
everyone, calling them phony and a ‘nobody’.<br />
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Lewis: Well hold on, it’s not been that long since she passed,<br />
couldn’t we just cryogenically freeze her until doctors find a way<br />
to revive her?<br />
Redser: I agree with the country wacko, she got what she deserved.<br />
Zoe (live on social media): ZoeNation, I’m calling on you for support<br />
in this difficult time. A woman has just sadly passed away<br />
so post #PrayforSiobhan on your feeds, your stories, anywhere<br />
you can to show support for her family and loved ones.<br />
Giovanni’s Lament<br />
Please let me out, please let me out<br />
My Siobhani is dead<br />
Her time has run out<br />
There’s murder, murder about<br />
We’ve been together<br />
7 months, 15 days<br />
Thought we’d be forever<br />
Told her I’ll always stay<br />
Spoken: I have to find whoever did this!<br />
Please let me in, please let me in<br />
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Who would commit such a sin?<br />
Your time is running out<br />
(Ensemble): There’s a murderer about<br />
Red Cow<br />
Investigation into the murders by the ticket inspector<br />
Accusations<br />
Inspector hands Giovanni a tissue.<br />
Giovanni: Gracias.<br />
Ticket Inspector: … Sir, have you seen anything suspicious?<br />
Giovanni: Suspic—She’s dead! The light of my life…<br />
Ticket Inspector: Had she received any threats?<br />
Giovanni: My sweetheart?<br />
He dissolves into sobs. The ticket inspector moves on to Hoosier<br />
who has her arms crossed.<br />
Ticket Inspector: Did you see--?<br />
Hoosier: Are you a hyped up middle-aged man? Why do you get<br />
to ask the questions?
The ticket inspector gapes at her in shock.<br />
Hoosier: Nah, I didn’t see anything. For all we know, you murdered<br />
her.<br />
Giovanni: It was you?!<br />
Ticket Inspector: No! Just—<br />
He turns to Redser.<br />
Ticket Inspector: You! You said you were angry enough to kill, so<br />
what do you have to say?<br />
Redser: Are you thick?<br />
Influencer: Ah, but it must be you! You’ve been stealing and<br />
threatening people all morning!<br />
All the passengers continue arguing and full chaos breaks out.<br />
*Are you thick? It wasn’t me?*<br />
Piano starts playing during the following dialogue and the singing<br />
flows straight from the talking.<br />
Redser: Are you thick it wasn’t me!<br />
Zoe: Yes it was, oh can’t you see?
Redser: Are you thick it wasn’t ME!<br />
Zoe: Oh, well… who do you think it could be?<br />
Redser: I really think it could be Hoosier<br />
Hoosier: Now why’re you all looking at me?<br />
Redser: Well yeah you said crap to me!<br />
(music stops)<br />
Hoosier (mocking Redser’s accent): Are ya thick, it wasn’t me!<br />
Everyone pauses.<br />
Everyone (getting louder and louder): Are you thick it wasn’t<br />
me! Are you thick it wasn’t me! Are you thick it wasn’t me! Are<br />
you thick it wasn’t me!<br />
Redser: Are you all taking the piss out of me, I can’t believe it…!<br />
Pure, unintelligible, improvised yelling.<br />
Ticket Inspector: STOPP!!!<br />
Everyone on stage freezes.<br />
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Narrator: Next stop, Belgard Junction.<br />
Belgard (Junction)<br />
Second murder. Accidental this time.<br />
Hoosier struts up to the influencer.<br />
Hoosier: Howdy luvly lady. What’s a thing like you doing at a<br />
place like this?<br />
Influencer: Umm… someone’s been murdered?<br />
Hoosier: You’re killing that look!<br />
Influencer: K-Killing? But I’m not killing anything!<br />
Hoosier: Well, you haven’t taken a life, but you sure have taken<br />
my heart!<br />
Influencer (flustered): I- umm…<br />
Hoosier (moves into Influencer’s space): Where are you going<br />
after this?<br />
Influencer: Well…<br />
She moves to lean on the door, but misses and pushes the bike<br />
guy into a javelin that was sticking out of his bag. Murder piano<br />
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motif.<br />
Influencer (to Hoosier): Wha—I—No. No, it was an accident, I<br />
swear!<br />
Tallaght<br />
Narrator: We have now entered Tallaght.<br />
Doors still aren’t opening, there’s commotion and screaming, the<br />
inspector is phoning the GARDAI<br />
Redser is pickpocketing and nicking items from people.<br />
Redser (under his breath): Oh shit, he’s dead.<br />
Redser walks away abruptly.<br />
Inspector: Hey! I saw that!<br />
He walks over to the cyclist, realises he’s dead.<br />
Inspector: There’s been another murder! (he looks over at Redser)<br />
It was you!<br />
Redser: Why would I kill him?<br />
Lewis: He’s not even well dressed, anything could happen on the<br />
LUAS, look at his bike.<br />
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Giovanni (hysterically crying, angry): I saw you try to take his<br />
bike, now that I think about it… (screaming now) You killed my<br />
girlfriend! I’m going to kill you.<br />
Everyone freezes exactly in their poses.<br />
Narrator: So, clearly things have gotten quite out of hand. Let’s<br />
all just take a moment to review. Siobhan annoyed every single<br />
person on the train, giving them all a potential reason to harm<br />
her. Zoe, a paranoid, insecure, rather irrelevant social media<br />
personality went far enough to actually act on her fear. The ticket<br />
inspector tried to approach the situation rationally, but the<br />
crowd proved that the LUAS isn’t the place for rational thought.<br />
After everyone was accused of some harm or another, an even<br />
more ridiculous murder occurred. This of course didn’t do anything<br />
to relieve the terror and outrage. We now return to baseless<br />
accusations being thrown around.<br />
The action resumes.<br />
Redser: I didn’t do anything, I swear! I’m just a man of opportunity<br />
and he didn’t have any more use for the bike, why should it<br />
go to waste?<br />
Hoosier: If everybody could just listen for a moment, I think a<br />
song would really help put things into perspective.<br />
She goes to start playing her guitar. Shrinkflation guy knocks it<br />
out of her hands.<br />
Shrinkflation guy: We don’t need a song, whatever-your-nameis!<br />
Hoysher: It’s Hoysher! With an O and a Y and a SSSSSHER!<br />
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Shrinkflation: I DON’T CARE! We need to deal with the truly<br />
pressing issue, why is everything getting SMALLER!<br />
Zoe: Is my follower count getting smaller? This can’t be happening.<br />
I did everything I could to protect my secret, that has to<br />
count for something!<br />
Hoysher: Nobody cares about your following!<br />
Ticket Inspector: Wait, hold on. You did everything to protect<br />
your secret? What secret and what did you do?<br />
Zoe: Ugghh fine…<br />
*Confession Song*<br />
Yes, I’m guilty, and?<br />
Sometimes people get<br />
Murdered on a train<br />
At 8 am and what?<br />
She saw me on my break<br />
I was eating steak<br />
What I supposed to do<br />
To keep me safe!<br />
So I took this needle<br />
Poison on its end<br />
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Ten to fifteen minutes<br />
You. Are. Dead.<br />
All my life I’ve always been an image,<br />
Nothing more<br />
Which angle’s the best,<br />
Which meal I should skip<br />
I’m a shining star, leading people through life<br />
Polished like a vase, pressured like hot glass<br />
And what it led me to?<br />
I’m sorry, not sorry, am I sorry<br />
I might be caught in jail<br />
But at least I’ll have my fame<br />
I might be a fraud<br />
But I’ll never lie again<br />
And you say that you know me<br />
From what you see online<br />
It’s something I’ll never tell,<br />
The story of my life<br />
I’ve tried to feel shame<br />
But I don’t<br />
Because now you know my name<br />
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And that’s all I care about<br />
(Chorus)<br />
At least she’s pretty, she’ll be famous in jail (x4)<br />
(Zoe)<br />
At least I’m pretty, I’ll be famous in jail.<br />
Ticket Inspector: Well, well, well. Looks like another successful<br />
case solved.<br />
Lewis: You did absolutely nothing. Myself on the other hand, I<br />
was crucial to the truth being uncovered.<br />
The ticket inspector shakes his head. He pulls Zoe up and forces<br />
her over to a seat, blocking her in so she can’t get away.<br />
Ticket Inspector: The GARDAI are on their way, let’s all just wait<br />
and let them deal with this when they arrive.<br />
Refrain: Murder on the Blood Red Line (x4)<br />
Narrator: Following these events, Zoe was charged with 1 st degree<br />
murder and manslaughter. She is now facing 40 years in<br />
jail but #FreeZoe has gone viral. The ticket inspector finally got<br />
a promotion for all his hard work. Giovanni continues to grieve<br />
his beloved. Lewis’s limo was promptly repaired, allowing him<br />
to never ride the LUAS again. Shrinkflation guy made a Youtube<br />
video about how Zoe’s motive was actually to stop shrinkflation.<br />
And Hoysher remains irrelevant despite her best efforts.<br />
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