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_____ ain't nothin'

to fuck with.

I live my life

according to the

teachings of _____.

The Himalayas are

filled with many

perils, such as

_____.

_____ gives a whole

new meaning to

_____.

I love _____ in my

_____.

The internet was

invented for _____.

_____ good to the

last drop.

I love the smell of

_____ in the

morning.

The Japanese

government spent

billions of yen

researching _____.


_____ in the front

seat; _____ in the

back seat; gotta

make my mind up,

which seat can I

take?

I met my current

significant other at

_____,

The local

experimental

college is now

offering a course on

_____ led by _____.

_____ in the

morning, sailors

take warning.

I might be a _____,

but at least I'm no

_____.

The new hip trend at

craft bars is vodka

infused with _____.

_____ is a classic

case of _____.

I really hate _____ at

work. So I take care

of it with _____.

The new Nintendo

will be called the

_____.


_____ is a gateway

to _____.

I sleep like a baby

after bathing in a

tub full of _____.

The new version of

Dungeons and

Dragons makes

_____ a playable

race.

_____ is a timesaving

godsend for

busy housewives.

I want to go to

school to

study_____.

The next ice cream

flavor from Ben &

Jerry's.

_____ is best

enjoyed on the first

date.

I was into _____

before it was cool.

The next Team

Fortress 2 update

will include _____.


_____ is dead to me.

I will not eat them

Sam-I-Am. I will not

eat _____.

The only problem

with _____ is that

there isn't enough

_____ in it.

_____ is nothing

_____ can't fix.

I work out so that I

can look good when

I'm _____.

The power of love is

useless against

_____.

_____ is now

outsourced to call

centers in India.

I'd rather be _____.

The road to success

is paved with _____.


_____ is the name of

my new indie black

metal emo jazz postdubstep

funk band.

I'm having trouble

finding a college

which will allow me

to pursue a degree

in _____.

The sad truth is, at

the edge of the

universe, there is

nothing but _____.

_____ is the new

black.

I've got the fever

and the only cure is

more _____.

The sound of your

life, _____ radio!

_____ is the root of

all evil.

If a pot of gold is on

one end of the

rainbow, what is on

the other?

The theme for our

senior prom will be

_____.


_____ isn't about

sex, it's about

power.

If I don't enjoy

_____, then the

terrorists win.

The world is going

to end when _____

falls on the Earth

and _____ will be

everywhere.

_____ means never

having to say you're

sorry.

If I weren't so busy

with _____, I'd be

_____.

There is a time for

peace, a time for

war, and a time for

_____.

_____ R Us.

If there’s one thing

you could change

about me it would

be _____.

There is nothing

worse than seeing

_____ in the light of

day.


_____, for the win!

In a pinch, _____

can be a suitable

substitute for _____.

There's no crying in

_____.

_____, fun for the

whole family!

In a surprising

turnaround, _____

has publicly come

out as supporting

President Obama.

There's no such

thing as _____.

_____: The Other

White Meat.

In an astonishing

and groundbreaking

decision,

the Supreme Court

has decided in favor

of _____.

They found _____ in

the dumpster

behind the abortion

clinic.


_____. Because,

fuck you, that's why.

In L.A. County Jail,

word is you can

trade 200 cigarettes

for_____.

This decade will be

regarded as the

golden age of

_____.

_____. I'd hit that.

In Nintendo's new

game, you must

fight off wave after

wave of _____ in

order to save _____.

This Thanksgiving,

I'm most thankful

for _____.

_____. It's

everywhere you

want to be.

In the grim darkness

of the future there is

only _____.

This year's Pulitzer

Prize winning novel

was chosen for its

brilliant _____, as a

metaphor for _____.


_____. The Care

Bear Stare

In the new tenth

circle of Hell,

sinners will be

condemned to an

eternity of _____.

Try walking a mile in

my _____.

_____. The Final

Frontier.

Instead of

endorsing Jell-O

Pudding Pops, Bill

Cosby now

endorses _____.

Two things you

need to survive on a

deserted island.

_____. The Nicolas

Cage Story

Instead of her

normal self,

Cinderella should

have turned into

_____ at midnight.

Warning: This

product contains

trace amounts of

_____.


_____. The other

white meat.

Instead of Robin,

Batman should have

had _____ as a

sidekick.

What 2 things do

you need to survive

on a deserted

island?

"Watson!" Holmes

exclaimed, "This

man was obviously

killed by _____!"

Instead of the Jews,

Hitler should have

worried more about

_____.

What am I hiding

from my parents?

2 things you need to

survive on a

deserted island

Iron Chef: Today's

secret ingredient is

_____.

What am I lying to

my friends about?


9 out of 10 doctors

agree, _____ twice a

day prevents

cancer.

It is often argued

that our ancestors

would have never

evolved without the

aid of _____.

What brought the

orgy to a screeching

halt?

A fortune teller told

me I will live a life

filled with _____.

It rubs _____ on its

skin or else it gets

_____ again.

What did I find in

the couch

cushions?

A hot new

alternative medical

practice involves

placing _____ in

_____.

It sucks when you

look in the fridge,

and all you have to

eat is _____.

What do I fear my

parents will find in

my sock drawer?


A little-known fact is

that Microsoft

Windows was

originally slated to

be the first

operating system to

include _____.

It was more

uncomfortable than

_____ at a _____

convention.

What do I like best

about my job?

A little-known

provision of

Obamacare allows

_____ access to

_____.

Jesus is _____.

What do I think

about when I'm

having trouble

getting off?

According to an old

Romanian

superstition, _____

will happen if you

Don't _____ before

going to bed.

Keep your friends

close, but your

_____ closer.

What gave me aids?


After Billy Mays

died, he sold God

_____.

Kitten thinks of

nothing but _____

all day.

What goes best on

toast?

All the cool kids are

doing it.

Legend of Zelda:

The _____ of _____.

What I wouldn't give

for 10 minutes alone

with _____

An international

tribunal has found

_____ guilty of

_____.

Like a good

neighbor _____ is

there.

What in my past led

to my current

position on gun

control laws?


And on his farm he

had _____, e-i-e-i-o!

Loving you is easy

'cause you're _____.

What is in my

zombie apocalypse

survival bag?

And then little Billy

woke up the next

morning, he

discovered that the

tooth fairy had left

_____ under his

pillow.

Michael Bay's new

three-hour action

epic pits _____

against _____.

What is the moral of

the story?

Apple has revealed

they now have a

patent for _____.

Mister Owl, how

many licks does it

take to get to the

center of _____?

What is the only

way I can achieve

orgasm?


Ask your doctor if

_____ is right for

you.

Moral at work was

boosted when they

put_____ in the

vending machines.

What keeps me up

at night?

Back in my day,

_____ only cost a

nickel.

Mr. Owl, how many

licks does it take to

get to the center of

_____?

What makes Fred

Phelps hard?

Bang _____ Marry

_____ Kill _____.

My favorite book is

the classic tale of

_____, written by

_____.

What makes me

tingle all over?


Check your

privilege. And

_____.

My favorite

childhood memory

is_____.

What makes the

world go round?

Chili’s special

tonight: _____ with

a side of _____.

My favorite TV

channel is the one

that shows

programs about

_____.

What melts in your

mouth, not in your

hand?

Choosy moms

choose _____.

My favourite family

recipe is _____ and

_____ with just a

dash of _____.

What time is it?

_____ time!


Cirque de Soleil

presents

MYSTIQUEE, a night

of daring

acrobatics, whimsy

and _____.

My Little Pony:

Friendship is _____.

What was Abraham

Lincoln's deep, dark

secret?

Daddy drinks

because of _____.

My mission in life is

to create a

videogame about

_____.

What will be an

issue in the next

presidential

election?

Damn it feels good

to be _____.

My other car is a

_____.

What will be our last

chance for salvation

when our new robot

overlords take

over?


Danger! _____

ahead!

New car sticker

craze: Calvin

pissing on _____.

What will be put in

the time capsule to

preserve humanity's

memory?

Dear Sir or Madam,

We regret to inform

you that the Office

of _____ has denied

your request for

_____.

Next on Oprah,

teens addicted to

_____.

What will I bring to

the party?

Disney presents

_____ on ice!

Next, on Martha

Stewart's Living,

spruce up your

_____ with _____.

What's my

superpower?


Disney's newest

Pixar movie will be

about _____.

Next, on the Twilight

Zone: a parallel

universe in which

every instance of

_____ is replaced by

_____.

What's the real

reason that I've

gathered you all

hear today?

Every _____ should

be required to get a

tattoo of _____.

Nobody puts _____

in a corner.

What's the worst

that could happen?

For campaign

funding reform to

really be effective,

there needs to be a

specific policy

about _____

contributions.

Nothing beats

cuddling with _____

in bed.

When a man and a

woman love each

other very much,

suddenly _____.


Fred Phelps and his

church have just

announced that they

plan to start

picketing the

funerals of _____ as

well as gays.

Nothing feels better

than _____ on

_____.

When I get drunk, I

feel that I am an

expert on _____.

Genius is 10%

inspiration and 90%

_____.

Now witness the

firepower of this

fully armed and

operational _____!

When I get married,

our vows will

include words about

_____.

Give me liberty, or

give me _____!

On tonight's special

report, _____. Fact

or fiction?

When I saw your

mom naked, it

reminded me of

_____


Go-go Gadget

_____!

One day a man is

bitten by _____ and

is transformed into

_____.

When I'm alone and

the room is totally

dark, I like to

secretly _____.

Groundbreaking

research provides

convincing

evidence that _____

killed the dinosaurs.

Only _____ is worse

than a heretic.

When life gives you

_____, make _____.

Happiness is _____.

Our most powerful

weapon on the day

of the zombie

apocalypse will be

_____.

When you wake up

from a night of

heavy drinking, you

usually regret _____


Hey Rocky, watch

me pull _____ out of

my _____!

Remember, _____ is

never funny. Unless

it involves _____.

Where do babies

come from?

Horton could hear it

through the

bedroom wall...his

mother and _____.

Roses are red;

Violets are _____;

_____ is _____, and

so are you.

Who could have

guessed that the

alien invasion would

be easily thwarted

by _____.

Horton is always

forcing his _____ on

other people.

Say no to _____.

Who was my

childhood hero?


How did this _____

get into my _____?

Science has

discovered that

beyond the edges of

the universe, there

is only _____.

Why am I in such a

bad mood?

I always call in sick

to work when I have

a bad case of _____.

Scientists have

reverse engineered

alien technology

that unlocks the

secrets of _____.

Why am I like this?

I always think of

_____ when I fall

asleep.

Sizzler’s special

tonight: _____ with

a side of _____.

Why are we wearing

tuxedos?


I can drive and

_____ and _____ at

the same time.

Something you

should regret, but

secretly don't.

Why did the _____

have to _____?

I can handle public

displays of

affection, but _____

is really too much.

Sometimes you feel

like _____,

sometimes you

don't.

Why does God pee

on us, periodically?

I can't get no _____.

Sticks and stones

may break my

bones, but _____

will never hurt me.

Why is mom

calling?


I feel the need—the

need for _____.

Stop staring at my

_____.

Why was my

application to work

at McDonald's

rejected?

I firmly believe that

for the economy to

recover, the

Department of

_____ needs to

change its policies

on _____.

The 1930's is often

regarded as the

golden age of

_____.

With the Democrats

and Republicans in

a dead heat, the

election was stolen

by the _____ party.

I for one welcome

our new _____

overlords!

The best Christmas

present my

grandma ever gave

me was_____.

Wonder Twin

powers, activate!

Shape of _____.

Form of _____.


I got a fever and the

only cure is more

_____.

The best part of

waking up is _____

in your cup.

You can never have

too many _____

when in East LA.

I have decided to

commit to a life of

studious

contemplation

on_____.

The best things in

life come in _____.

You can never have

too much _____.

I like my women like

_____.

The Christian

Coalition has

recently decided

that an even worse

sin than same-sex

marriage is _____.

You know God

hates you when

_____.


I like to keep _____

as a souvenir of my

sexual encounters.

The clown made all

the children laugh

with his balloon

animal in the shape

of _____.

You’re in good

hands with _____.

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