[DOWNLOAD]❤BOOK✔ Fart Haikus: Delicate Thoughts on an Indelicate Subject

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Fart Haikus: Delicate Thoughts on an Indelicate Subject
Sinopsis :
From the forward:Dearest reader...It is with the greatest
pleasure that I introduce to you this short collection of 79 of my
favorite poems, centered on a subject to which we can all
relate. Who among us has not known the abject horror of a
mistimed muscle clench, brought to life as a sound which
transcends time, place, and culture? It is a universal human
experience. And, as such, it should be examined, illustrated,
and treasured. For it is in these small moments that we are
truly bound as a species. Let us no longer point the
hypocritical finger of judgment. Instead, let us raise ourselves
in triumphant celebration of gas!It is my hope that this

collection may, in some small way, bring us closer together the
next time someone slips in a crowded elevator. Now, pass me
the nachos...Respectfully, Barrimore T. Beans