SRIJAN 2002-2003(1st Edition)

with smoke and smoke detector went off. Although both of us (me and my brother) have received fire training, none of us
responded to the alarm. Annoyed, she stormed through the house in search of us.
She found us in bathroom, washing hands over the loud buzzing of smoke alarm, she asked us to identify the sound.
"It's smoke detector", we replied in unison.
"Do you know what that sound means"? She demanded.
"Sure", my brother replied. "Dinners ready"
One of my thirty something cousin recently got his first pair of glasses "just to see at night". When he went to renew his driver's
license, he thought he could pass the eye exams without them.
Carefully evading the chart, he was positive he had passed until the man administering the test said," Let me give you a hint, Sir.
Those are numbers, not letters".
When my friend was eight, his father gave him a haircut but made a terrible mess of it. Later at a barber shop where they went
to repair the damage, my friend proudly announced that his father had cut his hair. The barber took one look and asked, "what
did he use-a knife and fork".
LOUD MAD OR SAD
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, he asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming
at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach".
Compiled By:
Varun Rajput,
First Year,
Computer Science & Engineering.
1) What's the difference between Electrical Engineers and
Architects?
A: Electrical Engineers build weapons, Architects build targets.
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the
glass is half empty. To the Engineer, the glass is twice as big as
it needs to be
@002-43) C Crowding one's life does not always enrich it. ST13JAN)