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Ruthless Creatures by J.T. Geissinger

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Thank you to my fifth-grade English teacher, Mrs. Prouse,

for dealing with my fifth-grade self, and also instilling in my

youthful brain a love for language so devout, it’s almost a

religion. Along with a flair for exaggeration so pronounced, it

made my father roll his eyes and sigh heavily on many

occasions. (He was an engineer. He disapproved of

exaggerated speech. Which is a bit of a mystery, because my

mother never missed an opportunity to make any story more

interesting with the addition of at least a few embellishments

that were not based in fact.)

Thank you to my cat, Zoe. Next to Jay, you’re my best

friend. I don’t even care if that’s weird. Mommy loves you.

And finally, thank you to my wonderful readers for reading

my brain droppings and sending me such fantastic emails

about how I’ve improved your sex lives. I’m honored. The

next time a stranger asks what I do for a living, I’m going to

say I’m in the public service sector.

It’s my duty and pleasure to write stories for you.

Stay well.

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