Ruthless Creatures by J.T. Geissinger

“But they were supposed to be protecting you!”
She scoffs. “You never know when one of those idiots is
going to decide his honor has been insulted and start spraying
bullets at everyone in sight. Plus, if someone other than
Stavros decided to get handsy, I had to be able to tell him why
that wouldn’t be such a good idea in a language he’d
understand. The barrel of a gun shoved against a man’s balls
gives him a pretty clear explanation.”
She’s amazing, this girl. I freaking love her.
“Where’d you get the gun?”
She starts to pour again, filling her glass, then mine. “I
stole it from Stavros.”
“Stole it?”
She makes a face. “It’s not like he’ll notice. The boys had
weapons lying all over the place the way people leave out
dishes of candy for guests.”
“Wow. That must’ve been some cruise.”
Her smile is small and mysterious. She pulls up a chair
beside me and sits. “Someday, I’ll tell you all about it. But
right now, I need to hear the dirty details about what you’ve
been up to with that beautiful monster, King Kong Kage. And
start with the butt sex.”
My cheeks flush. “What makes you think there was butt
sex?”
Considering me for a moment in silence, she tilts her head.
Her small smile grows wider. “You’ve got that anal afterglow.”
I stare at her for a beat. “That’s not even a thing.”
“It’s totally a thing.”
“You’re making it up! Nobody glows because they had
anal sex!”
With a straight face, she says, “Sure they do. It’s from the
phosphorescent glands in your sphincter. Why do you think
my complexion is so great?”