The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood
“Okay. Second rule. Actually, it could be interpreted as anextension of the first rule. But”—Olive bit into her lip, willingherself to bring it up—“no sex.”For several moments he simply didn’t move. Not even amillimeter. Then his lips parted, but no sound came out, andthat’s when Olive realized that she had just rendered AdamCarlsen speechless. Which would have been funny any otherday, but the fact that he seemed dumbfounded by Olive notwanting to include sex in their fake-dating relationship madeher stomach sink.Had he assumed that they would? Was it something she’dsaid? Should she explain that she’d had very little sex in herlife? That for years she’d wondered whether she was asexualand she had realized only recently that she might be able toexperience sexual attraction, but only with people she trusteddeeply? That if for some inexplicable reason Adam wanted tohave sex with her, she wasn’t going to be able to go throughwith it?“Listen”—she made to stand from the chair, panic rising inher throat—“I’m sorry, but if one of the reasons you offered tofake-date is that you thought that we would—”“No.” The word half exploded out of him. He lookedgenuinely appalled. “I’m shocked that you’d even feel theneed to bring it up.”“Oh.” Olive’s cheeks heated at the indignation in his voice.Right. Of course he didn’t expect that. Or even want that, withher. Look at him—why would he? “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean toassume—”“No, it makes sense to be up-front. I was just surprised.”“I know.” Olive nodded. Honestly, she was a littlesurprised, too. That she was sitting in Adam Carlsen’s office,talking about sex—not the meiosis kind of sex, but potential
sexual intercourse between the two of them. “Sorry. I didn’tmean to make things weird.”“It’s okay. This whole thing is weird.” The silence betweenthem stretched, and Olive noticed that he was blushing faintly.Just a dusting of red, but he looked so . . . Olive couldn’t stopstaring.“No sex,” he confirmed with a nod.She had to clear her throat and shake herself out ofinspecting the shape and color of his cheekbones.“No sex,” she repeated. “Okay. Third. It’s not really a rule,but here goes: I won’t date anyone else. As in real dating. Itwould be messy and complicate everything and . . .” Olivehesitated. Should she tell him? Was it too much information?Did he need to know? Oh, well. Why not, at this point? Itwasn’t like she hadn’t kissed the man, or brought up sex in hisplace of work. “I don’t date, anyway. Jeremy was anexception. I’ve never . . . I’ve never dated seriously before,and it’s probably for the best. Grad school is stressful enough,and I have my friends, and my project on pancreatic cancer,and honestly there’s better things to use my time for.” The lastfew words came out more defensively than she’d intended.Adam just stared and said nothing.“But you can date, of course,” she added hastily. “ThoughI’d appreciate it if you could avoid telling people in thedepartment, just so I don’t look like an idiot and you don’tlook like you’re cheating on me and rumors don’t balloon outof control. It would benefit you, too, since you’re trying tolook like you’re in a committed relationship—”“I won’t.”“Okay. Great. Thanks. I know lying by omission can be apain, but—”“I mean, I won’t date someone else.”
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“Okay. Second rule. Actually, it could be interpreted as an
extension of the first rule. But”—Olive bit into her lip, willing
herself to bring it up—“no sex.”
For several moments he simply didn’t move. Not even a
millimeter. Then his lips parted, but no sound came out, and
that’s when Olive realized that she had just rendered Adam
Carlsen speechless. Which would have been funny any other
day, but the fact that he seemed dumbfounded by Olive not
wanting to include sex in their fake-dating relationship made
her stomach sink.
Had he assumed that they would? Was it something she’d
said? Should she explain that she’d had very little sex in her
life? That for years she’d wondered whether she was asexual
and she had realized only recently that she might be able to
experience sexual attraction, but only with people she trusted
deeply? That if for some inexplicable reason Adam wanted to
have sex with her, she wasn’t going to be able to go through
with it?
“Listen”—she made to stand from the chair, panic rising in
her throat—“I’m sorry, but if one of the reasons you offered to
fake-date is that you thought that we would—”
“No.” The word half exploded out of him. He looked
genuinely appalled. “I’m shocked that you’d even feel the
need to bring it up.”
“Oh.” Olive’s cheeks heated at the indignation in his voice.
Right. Of course he didn’t expect that. Or even want that, with
her. Look at him—why would he? “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to
assume—”
“No, it makes sense to be up-front. I was just surprised.”
“I know.” Olive nodded. Honestly, she was a little
surprised, too. That she was sitting in Adam Carlsen’s office,
talking about sex—not the meiosis kind of sex, but potential