The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood

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seemed insane.“You mean . . . forever?” She thought her voice came outwhiny, but it was possible that it was just an effect of the bloodpounding in her head.“That sounds excessive. Maybe until your friends are notdating anymore? Or until they’re more settled? I don’t know.Whatever works best, I guess.” He was serious about this. Hewas not joking.“Are you not . . .” Olive had no idea how to even ask it.“Married, or something?” He must have been in his earlythirties. He had a fantastic job; he was tall with thick, wavyblack hair, clearly smart, even attractive looking; he was built.Yeah, he was a moody dick, but some women wouldn’t mindit. Some women might even like it.He shrugged. “My wife and the twins won’t mind.”Oh, shit.Olive felt a wave of heat wash over her. She blushedcrimson and then almost died of shame, because— God, shehad forced a married man, a father, to kiss her. Now peoplethought that he was having an affair. His wife was probablycrying into her pillow. His kids would grow up with horribledaddy issues and become serial killers.“I . . . Oh my God, I didn’t— I am so sorry—”“Just kidding.”“I really had no idea that you—”“Olive. I was joking. I’m not married. No kids.”A wave of relief crashed into her. Followed by just as muchanger. “Dr. Carlsen, this is not something you should joke—”“You really need to start calling me Adam. Since we’vereportedly been dating for a while.”

Olive exhaled slowly, pinching the bridge of her nose.“Why would you even— What would you even get out ofthis?”“Out of what?”“Pretending to date me. Why do you care? What’s in it foryou?”Dr. Carlsen—Adam—opened his mouth, and for a momentOlive had the impression that he was going to say somethingimportant. But then he averted his gaze, and all that came outwas “It would help you out.” He hesitated for a moment. “AndI have my own reasons.”She narrowed her eyes. “What reasons?”“Reasons.”“If it’s criminal, I’d rather not be involved.”He smiled a bit. “It’s not.”“If you don’t tell me, I have no choice but to assume that itentails kidnapping. Or arson. Or embezzlement.”He seemed preoccupied for a moment, fingertipsdrumming against a large biceps. It considerably strained hisshirt. “If I tell you, it cannot leave this room.”“I think we can both agree that nothing that has happenedin this room should ever leave it.”“Good point,” he conceded. He paused. Sighed. Chewed onthe inside of his cheek for a second. Sighed again.“Okay,” he finally said, sounding like a man who knew thathe was going to regret speaking the second he opened hismouth. “I’m considered a flight risk.”“Flight risk?” God, he was a felon on parole. A jury of hispeers had convicted him for crimes against grad students. He’d

Olive exhaled slowly, pinching the bridge of her nose.

“Why would you even— What would you even get out of

this?”

“Out of what?”

“Pretending to date me. Why do you care? What’s in it for

you?”

Dr. Carlsen—Adam—opened his mouth, and for a moment

Olive had the impression that he was going to say something

important. But then he averted his gaze, and all that came out

was “It would help you out.” He hesitated for a moment. “And

I have my own reasons.”

She narrowed her eyes. “What reasons?”

“Reasons.”

“If it’s criminal, I’d rather not be involved.”

He smiled a bit. “It’s not.”

“If you don’t tell me, I have no choice but to assume that it

entails kidnapping. Or arson. Or embezzlement.”

He seemed preoccupied for a moment, fingertips

drumming against a large biceps. It considerably strained his

shirt. “If I tell you, it cannot leave this room.”

“I think we can both agree that nothing that has happened

in this room should ever leave it.”

“Good point,” he conceded. He paused. Sighed. Chewed on

the inside of his cheek for a second. Sighed again.

“Okay,” he finally said, sounding like a man who knew that

he was going to regret speaking the second he opened his

mouth. “I’m considered a flight risk.”

“Flight risk?” God, he was a felon on parole. A jury of his

peers had convicted him for crimes against grad students. He’d

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