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Praise for The Love Hypothesis“Co
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To my women in STEM: Kate, Caitie,
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Chapter FourteenChapter FifteenChap
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Olive squeaked. She tried to open h
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“Neither are eyes.”Humph. Good
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“Are you planning to enroll?” h
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She could hear his smile.“I’ll
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When given a choice between A (a sl
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to be held for any length of time,
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feature of humanity, could never un
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good night.”“Wait!” She leane
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“But it wasn’t my worst, either
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Any rumor regarding my love life wi
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“Dr. Carlsen.”Dammit, dammit, d
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she could find, petrified. She was
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horrible at it, which meant that ea
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ago—and Olive immediately underst
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“Oh. Oh, no.” That would be way
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caught Anh kissing Adam Carlsen, sh
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that she didn’t even flip her off
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“I cannot believe it.”“Believ
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This was the worst. The absolute wo
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It was true that Anh had seemed hap
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seemed insane.“You mean . . . for
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probably whacked someone on the hea
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“What do people who are dating do
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over you and am not involved in you
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“About you.”“Oh.” Olive’s
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“Though, I’ve been thinking abo
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sexual intercourse between the two
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“For this to work we should proba
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talk about. Their ten-minute coffee
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“The relationship, it’s fake. W
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“I have, haven’t I? Did I ever
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Olive nodded again. When a single t
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little unsettling, the realization
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Olive smiled back, gesturing at Ada
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herring for breakfast on the reg. M
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WAS LATE for her second fake-dating
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“I worked.”They got in line to
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department chair this morning. He
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“Is that so?”“Mmm.”His mout
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“The time difference screwed me u
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that he wasn’t planning to. Olive
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“That is, I, um . . . never put t
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“What kind of question is that?
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“Who?”“Tom,” Adam said, a t
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Olive had no idea he was giving a t
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Adam laughed silently just as Tom s
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“Hey—sorry.” She gestured in
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Because millions of dollars in rese
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torso. He didn’t say anything but
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pitch her voice. “Or do you maybe
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Cherie just standing there, chattin
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“Because you moved the truck. I
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this time with the sleeve of his sh
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“The— Oh.” Adam rolled his ey
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with an uneasy expression and start
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“Yeah, well.” He stood and walk
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Olive: Did you just fail Greg?trick
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In the back seat Olive and Jeremy e
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a six-pack?”Jeremy blinked. “Mi
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1.5. Okay, I don’t like this. Jer
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had a choice. Any choice. Especiall
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“So.” Her mouth was dry. “Thi
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She pinched him lightly on the unde
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Adam nodded, Tom spun around and he
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“What? No.”“Because that’s
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“Should you be having caffeine at
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“Can’t stand chocolate.”Olive
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He glared, but she was starting to
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“There are things you can do abou
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the person she loved the most, but
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He nodded, thoughtful. “You’re
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jeans. “We’re friends. We weren
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Olive: Tom just invited me to your
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she’d sent. “To make sure I und
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Once they were in Adam’s car—a
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Adam was still around. The reason s
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“I will if you get pumpkin stuff.
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“It literally takes ten minutes.
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you need to get over it. For scienc
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Chapter TenHYPOTHESIS: If I fall in
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the whole idea was idiotic and a ca
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added begrudgingly, “he’s not n
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noticeably different from the Adam
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“Ol.”“How would that conversa
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The lie rolled off her tongue like
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It was all Olive could do not to le
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“What?” She gasped and freed he
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finally belonging that seemed to ge
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Slowly, precisely, she wrapped her
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“The book you’re reading. With
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“Who needs to know how to say ‘
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He rolled his tongue inside his che
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“Okay.” She leaned forward and
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who hugged her and started talking
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“He was shameless, Ol. And glorio
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It was an even fancier hotel, and O
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about Malcolm’s elbows. Holden ha
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A beat. Adam studied her, patient a
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“Right,” he said. “Right.”
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“It was good, wasn’t it?” Oli
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Tom Fucking Benton take credit for
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“Fine,” Anh huffed. “Malcolm,
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recording of Tom Benton saying shit
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only one bed in this hotel room was
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“I haven’t.”“Yes, Ol, you h
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Right. What about Tom, precisely? O
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Holden sighed. “This is why Adam
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Chapter TwentyHYPOTHESIS: People wh
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In a lie.A lie, after a lot of lies
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Olive closed her eyes and nodded, t
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Cherie’s truck, and she almost la
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Wearing expired contact lenses will
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“Good,” he replied with a half
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“Uh . . .” Adam’s frown deepe
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“It will be horrific—”A throa
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seventeen databases and built machi
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When given a choice between A (tell
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else to do it?’ I think my cookie
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You can fall in love: someone will
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faint yellow lights. “And I’d b
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“No,” she repeated, pensive.
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“I think that somewhere along the
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He rolled his eyes. “What’s you
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Author’s NoteI write stories set
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AcknowledgmentsFirst, just allow me
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Don’t missLove on the Braincoming
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shrooms they just purchased from a
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“I didn’t mean to eavesdrop, bu
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more . . . connected than I origina
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unresponsive to my brain’s comman
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