The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood
“But I could tell you so many juicy stories about him,approximately aged ten to twenty-five.” Holden was delightedat the prospect. “He’d be mortified.”“Are they about taxidermy?”“Taxidermy?”“Nothing. Just something Tom had said about . . .” Shewaved her hand. “Nothing.”Holden’s gaze turned sharp. “Adam said you might begoing to work with Tom next year. Is that true?”“Oh . . . yeah. That’s the plan.”He nodded, pensive. Then seemed to come to some sort ofdecision and added, “Watch your back while you’re aroundhim, okay?”“My back?” What? Why? Did this have anything to dowith what Adam had mentioned—Holden not liking Tom?“What do you mean?”“Adam’s back, too. Especially Adam’s back.” Holden’sexpression remained intense for a moment, and then lightenedup. “Anyway. Tom only met Adam in grad school. But I wasthere in his teenage years—that’s when the good stories arefrom.”“Oh. You probably shouldn’t tell me. Since . . .” Since he’sfaking a relationship with me and surely doesn’t want me in hisbusiness. Also, he’s probably in love with someone else.“Oh, of course. I’ll wait until he’s present. I want to see hisface when I tell you everything about his newsboy-cap phase.”She blinked. “His . . . ?”He nodded solemnly and stepped out, closing the doorbehind him and leaving her alone in the chilly, semidark lab.Olive had to take several deep breaths before she could focuson her work.
—WHEN SHE RECEIVED the email, she initially thought it must bean error. Maybe she’d misread—she hadn’t been sleeping well,and as it turned out, having an unwanted, unreciprocated crushcame with all sorts of scatter-headedness—though after asecond look, then a third and a fourth, she realized that wasn’tthe case. So maybe the mistake was on the SBD conference’sside. Because there was no way—absolutely no way—thatthey’d really meant to inform her that the abstract she’dsubmitted had been selected to be part of a panel.A panel with faculty.It was just not possible. Graduate students were rarelyselected for oral presentations. Most of the time they just madeposters with their findings. Talks were for scholars whosecareers were already advanced—except that when Olivelogged into the conference website and downloaded theprogram, her name was there. And out of all the speakers’names, hers was the only one not followed by any letters. NoMD. No Ph.D. No MD-Ph.D.Crap.She ran out of the lab clutching her laptop to her chest.Greg gave her a dirty look when she almost crashed into himin the hallway, but she ignored him and stormed inside Dr.Aslan’s office out of breath, her knees suddenly made of jelly.“Can we talk?” She closed the door without waiting for ananswer.Her adviser looked up from behind her desk with analarmed expression. “Olive, what is—”“I don’t want to give a talk. I can’t give a talk.” She shookher head, trying to sound reasonable but only managing panic-
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“But I could tell you so many juicy stories about him,
approximately aged ten to twenty-five.” Holden was delighted
at the prospect. “He’d be mortified.”
“Are they about taxidermy?”
“Taxidermy?”
“Nothing. Just something Tom had said about . . .” She
waved her hand. “Nothing.”
Holden’s gaze turned sharp. “Adam said you might be
going to work with Tom next year. Is that true?”
“Oh . . . yeah. That’s the plan.”
He nodded, pensive. Then seemed to come to some sort of
decision and added, “Watch your back while you’re around
him, okay?”
“My back?” What? Why? Did this have anything to do
with what Adam had mentioned—Holden not liking Tom?
“What do you mean?”
“Adam’s back, too. Especially Adam’s back.” Holden’s
expression remained intense for a moment, and then lightened
up. “Anyway. Tom only met Adam in grad school. But I was
there in his teenage years—that’s when the good stories are
from.”
“Oh. You probably shouldn’t tell me. Since . . .” Since he’s
faking a relationship with me and surely doesn’t want me in his
business. Also, he’s probably in love with someone else.
“Oh, of course. I’ll wait until he’s present. I want to see his
face when I tell you everything about his newsboy-cap phase.”
She blinked. “His . . . ?”
He nodded solemnly and stepped out, closing the door
behind him and leaving her alone in the chilly, semidark lab.
Olive had to take several deep breaths before she could focus
on her work.