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I’ve heard people are something like 60% WATER,
so I guess it’s POSSIBLE. But it kind of feels
like something Albert Sandy would make up.
What I was worried about the MOST was
FROSTBITE. By the time I was halfway to
school, my ears were STINGING, and I really
wished I had listened to Mom about the earmuffs.
I thought one of my ears might actually fall OFF,
and that I wouldn’t notice until I was in class.
It wasn’t just my EARS I was worried about,
though. Apparently there are a LOT of body
parts where you can get frostbite.
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