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I told Albert his story wasn’t true, but he swore
it WAS. He said the guy actually SURVIVED,
and now he works as a grocery bagger at the local
Shop-n-Dash.
Albert’s ALWAYS spreading bad information like
that, and the kids at my table believe every word
he says. So now there’s ZERO chance any of
these guys will cover their mouths the next time
they have to sneeze.
A couple of weeks ago, Albert said that when
someone’s pet dies in the winter, they have to wait
until the ground thaws in the spring before it can
be buried. He said they need somewhere to KEEP
their pets in the meantime.
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