diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-meldown-13

Monday
When I woke up this morning, it was below
freezing outside. I was relieved it actually felt like
WINTER again, but when Mom told me I had to
wear thermal underwear to school, I thought maybe
global warming isn’t such a bad thing after all.
I HATE wearing thermal underwear, because it’s
uncomfortable, and I feel RIDICULOUS wearing
it. Thermal underwear looks cool when it’s on the
mannequin at the mall, but when I put it on, I
just look like a retired superhero.
The mannequins at the mall are always super buff,
and they make guys like me who can’t spend three
hours in the gym every day look bad.
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