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We’ve been putting up signs asking for helpfinding our lost pig ever since. But that thing isSMART, so I don’t think it’s LOST. It justdoesn’t want to be FOUND.I figure the pig is probably off HIBERNATINGsomewhere. Mom says pigs don’t do that, but ifyou ask me, I think they SHOULD.If I was an animal, that’s EXACTLY what I’Dbe doing right now. On the last day of the fall,I think everyone should get in their pajamas andcheck out until the spring.When I was younger, I actually TRIED tohibernate, but it didn’t work.41
I used to get SUPER excited for Christmas,and once December rolled around it was reallyhard for me to wait until the big day.So one year on December 1st, I told my parentsI was gonna go to sleep, and that they shouldn’twake me up until Christmas morning. I was prettysurprised when they didn’t put up a fight.I went to bed that night, but I only slept until1:30 p.m. the next day. Then my sleep schedulewas screwed up for the next two weeks.42
Page 3 and 4: THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID SERIES1Dia
Page 5 and 6: PUBLISHER’S N OTE: This is a work
Page 8 and 9: januaryMondayEverybody in my neighb
Page 10 and 11: It kind of makes me nervous that I
Page 12 and 13: Whatever the answer is, I guarantee
Page 14 and 15: My brother Rodrick says that in the
Page 16 and 17: Speaking of SURVIVAL, right now, I
Page 18 and 19: Anyway, that was two months back, a
Page 20 and 21: That’s when I remembered that I h
Page 22 and 23: Luckily, there were a few decent it
Page 24 and 25: Kids came in from the elementary sc
Page 26 and 27: TuesdayWell, I THOUGHT I was in the
Page 28 and 29: Mom says kids these days don’t kn
Page 30 and 31: Across the street from Fregley is J
Page 32 and 33: Mitchell lives next to a boy one ye
Page 34 and 35: Everyone calls him Baby Gibson, bec
Page 36 and 37: A few doors down from me are the Ga
Page 38 and 39: Latricia Hooks lives in the one-sto
Page 40 and 41: Living on the hill is no fun. First
Page 42 and 43: In fact, the reason it took me four
Page 44 and 45: If you live on Surrey Street, you
Page 46 and 47: SundayThe temperature dropped about
Page 50 and 51: Mom says it’s IMPOSSIBLE for huma
Page 52 and 53: But the three of us have never been
Page 54 and 55: So Mom made a rule that we can’t
Page 56 and 57: MondayWhen I woke up this morning,
Page 58 and 59: So when I apply for the job, I’m
Page 60 and 61: I’ve heard glaciers move SLOWLY,
Page 62 and 63: There are some kids on my hill whos
Page 64 and 65: She taught us how to play a game ca
Page 66 and 67: I told Albert his story wasn’t tr
Page 68 and 69: Teddy’s sweater has NEVER been cl
Page 70 and 71: So I shot a spitball in the sick on
Page 72 and 73: But I’m sure my bubble wouldn’t
Page 74 and 75: Our next stop was the town library.
Page 76 and 77: But I didn’t feel like it was the
Page 78 and 79: Mom said I should wear earmuffs, to
Page 80 and 81: I wouldn’t want to lose my NOSE,
Page 82 and 83: I guess a lot of OTHER kids were wo
Page 84 and 85: Gramma usually keeps a key inside h
Page 86 and 87: Gramma had a bunch of snacks in her
Page 88 and 89: We set the timer to thirty minutes
Page 90 and 91: We heard some more stomping around
Page 92 and 93: I figured as soon as Rowley was out
Page 94 and 95: What happened was that Lily Bodner
Page 96 and 97: On New Year’s Eve, he said it was
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I know it’s kind of ridiculous to
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After a while, I’m sure the girls
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In fact, it’s hard to even know w
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If I can work FOR the Safety Patrol
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So I’ve been giving him the insid
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At the end of the day, we all went
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The SAFETY PATROLS get ambushed, to
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I guess my parents thought I was JO
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I knew the Safety Patrols wouldn’
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Unfortunately, we were right at the
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So we stopped every few houses, and
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In History we were FREEZING, but ou
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While most of us were freezing our
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So after we got dismissed, we heade
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It was really STEEP, and someone bu
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The second it happened, the driver
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That was all it took. These guys ne
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Believe me, that was the LAST thing
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But those guys must’ve known we w
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Rowley was PANICKED, but I wasn’t
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It turned out the light WAS coming
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I thought we were LUCKY, because at
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All I knew for sure was that if we
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It snowed at least five inches over
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It was another NOTE with a BATTERY
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I’ve already decided that when I
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Then I remembered a game me and Rod
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I figured Manny could play on the b
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But there was just too much snow, a
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By the time my PARENTS got home, th
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I can only remember one time Dad pl
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Manny had used up most of the snow
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I don’t actually think it’s a g
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Rowley only has one sled, but there
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Since we couldn’t SLED anymore, w
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After those idiots ran out of snowb
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Dad said that when HE was growing u
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But when you add an axe and a wolf,
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When we got back to the house, we t
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SundayIt must’ve snowed another s
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I wanted to get started making a fo
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But when we got closer, we were SHO
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The empty lot was totally overcrowd
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I figured they’d wear themselves
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The homeschooled kids must’ve kno
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Me and Rowley got driven out of the
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But while we were doing all that TA
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We weren’t gonna be able to get b
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And this time they were armed to th
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But we’d have to deal with him LA
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We didn’t have a second to celebr
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We were all pretty thirsty on the w
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In fact, they looked like they were
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After that, the mood inside the wal
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Trevor was out of breath, and could
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Me and Rowley wanted to be a part o
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But the other guys didn’t even FL
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Half the girls on the Safety Patrol
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The last Mingo to emerge was MECKLE
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There was a big hole in a collapsed
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But then the ground stopped shaking
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FridayWe’ve been back at school f
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But I’m not gonna complain. I’m
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