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- Page 17 and 18: The heat has been frying my brain,
- Page 19 and 20: In homeroom, I took a look at Rowle
- Page 21 and 22: I stayed indoors for recess to work
- Page 23 and 24: The International Showcase was duri
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- Page 27 and 28: What really stinks is that when Mom
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- Page 37 and 38: The Marlee sisters live across from
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- Page 47 and 48: When we got back HOME, the pig let
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But it was really hard to enjoy mys
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But THAT didn’t solve our problem
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If I ever get in really good shape,
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But I can’t complain, because the
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I’ve decided the only thing that
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Well, it turns out he was WRONG, an
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Walking down the hallway between cl
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Albert said the people in our town
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Most of my brain power at school go
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Unfortunately, the GUYS in my grade
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It was even colder today on the wal
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We finally got someone to ANSWER, b
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TuesdayIt was seriously cold again
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I’ve heard people are something l
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I’d like to hang on to my LIPS, t
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After we left the pizza shop, we st
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Usually, Gramma CRANKS the heat. Wh
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Gramma has ALL the cable channels,
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I found a sweater that Gramma knitt
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It turned out it wasn’t Mrs. McNe
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FEBRUARYWednesdayIt’s been snowin
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On a half day, the school schedule
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I couldn’t find one of my gloves
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The last two boys on the Patrols we
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Today the road was cleared, but the
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When me and Rowley got to school to
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Personally, I don’t have ANY prob
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Then kids WALKED through the puddle
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He even got the socks right for the
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It’s supposed to snow another few
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ThursdayToday reminded me why the w
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But once we got to the bottom of Su
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The dogs chewed up the pizza boxes,
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So he went around and opened all th
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But kids in middle school are idiot
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And from what I heard, they picked
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Last year I wanted to see what the
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But I was OK with it. As long as th
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The worst part about the whole thin
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I was pretty sure we were about a m
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I guess Rowley could be RIGHT, but
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We picked up the pace, because we d
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Rowley said beavers are DANGEROUS,
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I saw something shiny sitting on a
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That’s when we heard noises comin
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FridayWhen I woke up this morning,
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It turns out there weren’t ANY ba
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And it turned out I was RIGHT. I kn
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That meant I had to BABYSIT, which
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So now Manny wouldn’t go anywhere
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Thankfully, he didn’t get FAR. Bu
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So they were done clearing the whol
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SaturdayI usually sleep IN on weeke
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When I went outside today, Manny wa
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But Mom must’ve KNOWN I was gonna
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I’ve gotta say, it was pretty hil
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Things could’ve gotten a lot ugli
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We were really careful, and everyth
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I told Mom what happened at the emp
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We found an old pillowcase in the l
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After we were finished, we planted
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The stuff they did in the old days
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Dad said that when the plow tried t
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The Sloppy Specials looked like reg
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There were some really LAME flags,
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Emilia Greenwall and Evelyn Trimble
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I couldn’t figure out why someone
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And while we were trying to deal wi
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In our neighborhood, ice balls are
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So we decided to DO something about
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And when they got CLOSER, we hit th
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So we unleashed another round of sn
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We emptied the thermoses out on the
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The Lower Surrey Street kids kept c
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After a while we realized their str
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Jacob’s house was just a few door
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That was too much for some kids to
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Those guys were making their snowba
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It was getting dark now, so we knew
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The wall was in RUINS, and we were
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Just when things couldn’t get any
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When me and Rowley were in the Ming
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It didn’t matter anyway, because
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The crazy thing is, now that the st
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So anybody who says that war doesn
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTSThanks to everyone a