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THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID SERIES1Dia
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PUBLISHER’S N OTE: This is a work
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januaryMondayEverybody in my neighb
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It kind of makes me nervous that I
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Whatever the answer is, I guarantee
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My brother Rodrick says that in the
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Speaking of SURVIVAL, right now, I
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Anyway, that was two months back, a
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That’s when I remembered that I h
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Luckily, there were a few decent it
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Kids came in from the elementary sc
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TuesdayWell, I THOUGHT I was in the
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Mom says kids these days don’t kn
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Across the street from Fregley is J
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Mitchell lives next to a boy one ye
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Everyone calls him Baby Gibson, bec
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A few doors down from me are the Ga
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Latricia Hooks lives in the one-sto
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Living on the hill is no fun. First
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In fact, the reason it took me four
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If you live on Surrey Street, you
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SundayThe temperature dropped about
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We’ve been putting up signs askin
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Mom says it’s IMPOSSIBLE for huma
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But the three of us have never been
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So Mom made a rule that we can’t
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MondayWhen I woke up this morning,
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So when I apply for the job, I’m
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I’ve heard glaciers move SLOWLY,
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There are some kids on my hill whos
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She taught us how to play a game ca
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I told Albert his story wasn’t tr
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Teddy’s sweater has NEVER been cl
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So I shot a spitball in the sick on
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But I’m sure my bubble wouldn’t
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Our next stop was the town library.
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But I didn’t feel like it was the
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Mom said I should wear earmuffs, to
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I wouldn’t want to lose my NOSE,
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I guess a lot of OTHER kids were wo
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Gramma usually keeps a key inside h
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Gramma had a bunch of snacks in her
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We set the timer to thirty minutes
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We heard some more stomping around
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I figured as soon as Rowley was out
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What happened was that Lily Bodner
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On New Year’s Eve, he said it was
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I know it’s kind of ridiculous to
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After a while, I’m sure the girls
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In fact, it’s hard to even know w
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If I can work FOR the Safety Patrol
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So I’ve been giving him the insid
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At the end of the day, we all went
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The SAFETY PATROLS get ambushed, to
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I guess my parents thought I was JO
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I knew the Safety Patrols wouldn’
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Unfortunately, we were right at the
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So we stopped every few houses, and
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In History we were FREEZING, but ou
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While most of us were freezing our
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So after we got dismissed, we heade
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It was really STEEP, and someone bu
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The second it happened, the driver
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That was all it took. These guys ne
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- Page 142 and 143: All I knew for sure was that if we
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- Page 202 and 203: In fact, they looked like they were
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