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It snowed at least five inches overnight, whichmeant school was CLOSED. So I was lookingforward to a nice, relaxing day of doing absolutelyNOTHING.Mom and Dad were already gone, and Manny wasat daycare. Rodrick usually sleeps past 1:00 p.m.on snow days, so I more or less had the wholehouse to MYSELF.I went downstairs to make a bowl of cereal andturn on the TV. But there was something wrongwith the REMOTE.I noticed it felt a little LIGHT, so I openedup the back of the remote to see if there was amissing battery.137
It turns out there weren’t ANY batteries inside,but there was a note from MOM.I really didn’t feel like doing chores on a SNOWDAY, so I looked around the house for somebatteries I could put in the remote. But Mommust’ve KNOWN I’d do that, because therewasn’t a spare battery ANYWHERE.I couldn’t figure out how Mom was gonna knowI loaded the dishwasher, since she wasn’t evenHOME. But when I put in the last plate andshut the door, I found something.138
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THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID SERIES1Dia
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PUBLISHER’S N OTE: This is a work
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januaryMondayEverybody in my neighb
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It kind of makes me nervous that I
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Whatever the answer is, I guarantee
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My brother Rodrick says that in the
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Speaking of SURVIVAL, right now, I
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Anyway, that was two months back, a
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That’s when I remembered that I h
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Luckily, there were a few decent it
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Kids came in from the elementary sc
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TuesdayWell, I THOUGHT I was in the
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Mom says kids these days don’t kn
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Across the street from Fregley is J
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Mitchell lives next to a boy one ye
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Everyone calls him Baby Gibson, bec
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A few doors down from me are the Ga
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Latricia Hooks lives in the one-sto
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Living on the hill is no fun. First
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In fact, the reason it took me four
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If you live on Surrey Street, you
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SundayThe temperature dropped about
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We’ve been putting up signs askin
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Mom says it’s IMPOSSIBLE for huma
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But the three of us have never been
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So Mom made a rule that we can’t
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MondayWhen I woke up this morning,
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So when I apply for the job, I’m
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I’ve heard glaciers move SLOWLY,
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There are some kids on my hill whos
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She taught us how to play a game ca
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I told Albert his story wasn’t tr
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Teddy’s sweater has NEVER been cl
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So I shot a spitball in the sick on
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But I’m sure my bubble wouldn’t
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Our next stop was the town library.
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But I didn’t feel like it was the
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Mom said I should wear earmuffs, to
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I wouldn’t want to lose my NOSE,
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I guess a lot of OTHER kids were wo
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Gramma usually keeps a key inside h
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Gramma had a bunch of snacks in her
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We set the timer to thirty minutes
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We heard some more stomping around
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I figured as soon as Rowley was out
Page 94 and 95: What happened was that Lily Bodner
Page 96 and 97: On New Year’s Eve, he said it was
Page 98 and 99: I know it’s kind of ridiculous to
Page 100 and 101: After a while, I’m sure the girls
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Page 104 and 105: If I can work FOR the Safety Patrol
Page 106 and 107: So I’ve been giving him the insid
Page 108 and 109: At the end of the day, we all went
Page 110 and 111: The SAFETY PATROLS get ambushed, to
Page 112 and 113: I guess my parents thought I was JO
Page 114 and 115: I knew the Safety Patrols wouldn’
Page 116 and 117: Unfortunately, we were right at the
Page 118 and 119: So we stopped every few houses, and
Page 120 and 121: In History we were FREEZING, but ou
Page 122 and 123: While most of us were freezing our
Page 124 and 125: So after we got dismissed, we heade
Page 126 and 127: It was really STEEP, and someone bu
Page 128 and 129: The second it happened, the driver
Page 130 and 131: That was all it took. These guys ne
Page 132 and 133: Believe me, that was the LAST thing
Page 134 and 135: But those guys must’ve known we w
Page 136 and 137: Rowley was PANICKED, but I wasn’t
Page 138 and 139: It turned out the light WAS coming
Page 140 and 141: I thought we were LUCKY, because at
Page 142 and 143: All I knew for sure was that if we
Page 146 and 147: It was another NOTE with a BATTERY
Page 148 and 149: I’ve already decided that when I
Page 150 and 151: Then I remembered a game me and Rod
Page 152 and 153: I figured Manny could play on the b
Page 154 and 155: But there was just too much snow, a
Page 156 and 157: By the time my PARENTS got home, th
Page 158 and 159: I can only remember one time Dad pl
Page 160 and 161: Manny had used up most of the snow
Page 162 and 163: I don’t actually think it’s a g
Page 164 and 165: Rowley only has one sled, but there
Page 166 and 167: Since we couldn’t SLED anymore, w
Page 168 and 169: After those idiots ran out of snowb
Page 170 and 171: Dad said that when HE was growing u
Page 172 and 173: But when you add an axe and a wolf,
Page 174 and 175: When we got back to the house, we t
Page 176 and 177: SundayIt must’ve snowed another s
Page 178 and 179: I wanted to get started making a fo
Page 180 and 181: But when we got closer, we were SHO
Page 182 and 183: The empty lot was totally overcrowd
Page 184 and 185: I figured they’d wear themselves
Page 186 and 187: The homeschooled kids must’ve kno
Page 188 and 189: Me and Rowley got driven out of the
Page 190 and 191: But while we were doing all that TA
Page 192 and 193: We weren’t gonna be able to get b
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And this time they were armed to th
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But we’d have to deal with him LA
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We didn’t have a second to celebr
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We were all pretty thirsty on the w
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In fact, they looked like they were
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After that, the mood inside the wal
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Trevor was out of breath, and could
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Me and Rowley wanted to be a part o
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But the other guys didn’t even FL
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Half the girls on the Safety Patrol
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The last Mingo to emerge was MECKLE
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There was a big hole in a collapsed
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But then the ground stopped shaking
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FridayWe’ve been back at school f
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But I’m not gonna complain. I’m
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