diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-meldown-13

Believe me, that was the LAST thing I wanted
to do. Everyone knows the woods along that road
are where the GOAT MAN lives, which is why
nobody ever goes in there.
Rodrick was the first one to tell me about the
Goat Man, who he said was a half man, half goat.
I wasn’t sure if he meant the top half was a
GOAT and the bottom part was a MAN, or if
it was the other way around. But either way, the
Goat Man seemed pretty scary to ME.
Me and Rowley have argued for YEARS over
which version is right. Rowley thinks the Goat
Man is split down the MIDDLE.
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