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PAGE 26—SUNDAY VANGUARD, NOVEMBER 20, 2022<br />

Soludo’s sour grapes<br />

In one of the most debated<br />

statements in the Holy<br />

Writ, the Roman Governor of<br />

Palestine, Pontius Pilate asks<br />

the Nazarene Rabbi, Yeshua,<br />

brought before him for trial,<br />

“Qui Est Veritas?” So, What<br />

is Truth? It is a very<br />

complicated question,<br />

because the truth is like light<br />

passing.<br />

As it passes, you might see<br />

a shade of gray, or you might<br />

see gray itself. It is<br />

complicated. And this was<br />

precisely what Dr. Charles<br />

Soludo, former Professor of<br />

Economics at the University<br />

of Nigeria; former Federal<br />

Economic Adviser; former<br />

Governor of the Central<br />

Bank of Nigeria, and current<br />

Governor of Anambra State<br />

could not fathom when he<br />

wrote that long rambling<br />

treatise on Peter Obi last week.<br />

It all began when he came on<br />

air for an interview on<br />

Channels TV, and he was<br />

asked about the state of the<br />

investments purportedly<br />

made by Mr. Obi, who is<br />

running on the Labour Party<br />

ticket, and who has made<br />

capital about his prudence<br />

while he was in office in<br />

Anambra State as governor.<br />

He not only saved N75<br />

billion in cash for Anambra<br />

State, he made investments<br />

for the state from which it<br />

presumably still benefits.<br />

This question by the<br />

Chanel’s TV Anchor elicited<br />

a chuckle from Soludo, who<br />

categorically dismissed<br />

such claims. In his precise<br />

words, whatever<br />

investments made by Obi as<br />

governor was currently<br />

“worth next to nothing.”<br />

Yo! That was a crushing<br />

blow. It was clearly,<br />

carefully aimed directly at<br />

the solar plexus of Peter<br />

Obi’s cardinal claim, on<br />

which he has anchored his<br />

electability – his capacity,<br />

competence, and all what<br />

not.<br />

If Obi’s investment are<br />

now worth “next to<br />

nothing,” then it must mean<br />

that no one can “verify” the<br />

basis of his campaign’s<br />

thrust. His prudence. His<br />

integrity. His visionary<br />

impulse. His signature. That<br />

thing that makes him very<br />

attractive to a new<br />

generation of Nigerian<br />

voters who are searching for<br />

alternatives, and who are<br />

investing almost pagan<br />

hope on him. It was not long<br />

before the “Obidients” – those<br />

convinced, Internet savvy<br />

phalanx of Peter Obi’s<br />

supporters took on Dr.<br />

Soludo, and began to<br />

interrogate, and counter him<br />

with their own facts, which,<br />

they had, well, “verified.”<br />

The rustle grew to a din,<br />

and Dr. Soludo would have<br />

none of it. In what can now<br />

only be described as an excess<br />

of bile, he fired off a long<br />

treatise, in a way only a<br />

Professor could – long,<br />

coruscating, footnoted – and<br />

frankly tedious essay that<br />

took on Peter Obi. It was a<br />

shocking display. And<br />

Soludo might be ruing his<br />

decision to write this publicly,<br />

although he did claim he was<br />

not averse to a good fight. It<br />

was only part 1 of his take on<br />

Obi, and he is quite likely to<br />

come down with a second<br />

part. But what does the first<br />

part of this Soludo polemic<br />

on Peter Obi say? What does<br />

it do? What it says and what<br />

it does, I assure you dear<br />

Did Peter Obi leave<br />

behind substantial<br />

money in the<br />

coffers of Anambra<br />

State as part of a<br />

rainy day savings<br />

for the state?<br />

reader, are not quite the<br />

same. But let us start with<br />

what it says. In his essay,<br />

at the risk of needless<br />

rehash for the reader quite<br />

capable of reading<br />

themselves, Dr. Soludo<br />

began by drawing an<br />

analogy between himself<br />

and “Our Lord and<br />

saviour” who was crucified<br />

for telling the truth. He did<br />

not tell us that Pilate had<br />

asked our Lord and saviour<br />

– “Qui Est Veritas”? What<br />

is truth? But never mind.<br />

Charlie Nwa Mgbafor – as<br />

Dr. Soludo actually says he<br />

prefers to be called – situates<br />

his talk about Peter Obi’s<br />

investment claims in<br />

Anambra State as actually<br />

part of his campaign<br />

promise to the people: “I<br />

promised that I won’t be the<br />

usual politician, and will not<br />

knowingly lie to the<br />

people.” And so, the<br />

question remains, did he lie<br />

about Peter Obi’s<br />

accomplishments in<br />

Anambra, specifically to<br />

throw a spanner in his fast<br />

spinning political wheel?<br />

Did Peter Obi’s<br />

administration make<br />

investments on behalf of<br />

Anambra State government?<br />

Where are these investments<br />

and what are their current,<br />

verifiable worth? Did Peter Obi<br />

leave behind substantial<br />

money in the coffers of<br />

Anambra State as part of a<br />

rainy day savings for the state?<br />

Did he meet the Millennium<br />

goals set, and in spite of the<br />

funds he saved for Anambra<br />

State, did he embark on<br />

providing other social<br />

services in Education, public<br />

health, energy, security, and<br />

other social services and<br />

infrastructure? I do wish to say,<br />

on a personal note, and I do<br />

not intend this to be an<br />

endorsement of Peter Obi, but<br />

my personal experience<br />

travelling through Anambra<br />

state, from Owerri to Abatete<br />

through Orlu, and once from<br />

Oba, through Nnewi to Awka,<br />

was that compared to other<br />

states of the South East, and<br />

other places in Nigeria<br />

through which I had<br />

traversed, Anambra State had<br />

the best network of really<br />

well-built rural roads that I’d<br />

seen in Nigeria.<br />

I do not say this lightly. But<br />

Dr. Soludo is that man in the<br />

arena to which he refers in his<br />

essay, and ought to come<br />

clean, knowing that even the<br />

name he bears compels him<br />

to be wary of overreach. Yes,<br />

indeed. Many may not know,<br />

Soludo’s last name is, in the<br />

Igbo language, something of<br />

an ominous warning: SOLU-<br />

UDO. It basically means,<br />

“Beware of the deity, Udo” –<br />

lest he strikes one dead. I ask<br />

because, it does seem to me<br />

that Dr. Soludo spent all his<br />

ink circling on the questions<br />

of Peter Obi’s political<br />

decisions and the Igbo<br />

“emotive Nzogbu-Nzogbu<br />

political dance.” It is a<br />

shocking copout! And therein,<br />

I thought, lay what essentially<br />

was Charles Soludo’s sour<br />

grapes.<br />

In that very unambiguous<br />

backhand on Obi and Igbo<br />

political ambitions and<br />

action: “Let’s be clear about<br />

it” writes Dr. Charles Soludo,<br />

“Peter Obi knows that he can’t<br />

win and he won’t win. He<br />

knows the game he is playing,<br />

and we know too; and he<br />

knows we know. The game he<br />

is playing is the main reason<br />

he didn’t return to APGA. The<br />

brutal truth (and some will say<br />

God forbid) is there are only<br />

two persons/parties seriously<br />

contesting the President: the<br />

rest is exciting drama.” But if<br />

Peter Obi knows that he will<br />

not win, why is he<br />

campaigning? Who loves to<br />

go through this punishing<br />

circuit, and puts his health<br />

at risk, just for the fun of it?<br />

It is difficult to see the logic of<br />

Soludo’s claim. But it is<br />

equally foolhardy not to take<br />

a pause and listen to him.<br />

What does he know that the<br />

rest of us do not? He says in<br />

politics you don’t get what you<br />

deserve. That may well be true.<br />

He predicts, based on his own<br />

internally generated polling<br />

that Peter Obi may not even<br />

get more that 25% in 4 States,<br />

one of which would most<br />

likely be Anambra.<br />

Basically, he suggest that<br />

Peter Obi, is somehow<br />

working for Bola Tinubu. He<br />

says the Igbo are not<br />

politically organized enough<br />

and are not ready for power.<br />

So, here is the question for<br />

Charles: when would the Igbo<br />

be ready? Perhaps only when<br />

Charles Soludo gets to be in<br />

the arena? And that brings me<br />

to the part of what Soludo’s<br />

essay on Peter Obi has done.<br />

It fully, and squarely, exposed<br />

the wide chasm between Igbo<br />

political actors, and the mass<br />

of Igbo people. The<br />

contemporary generation of<br />

Igbo political leadership is<br />

weak and inferior. They lack<br />

the confidence and weight of<br />

the political leaders of an<br />

earlier generation, who were<br />

powerful forces.<br />

There is nothing more<br />

tragic, and moredangerous<br />

for a people than for their own<br />

leaders to be nothing more<br />

than servants of the leaders of<br />

other people. That is what has<br />

happened to the Igbo. What<br />

played out in the PDP and the<br />

APC Primaries, in which every<br />

Igbo politician was a bagcarrier<br />

to another politician<br />

either in the North, the West,<br />

or the South-South, highlights<br />

the political danger the Igbo<br />

faces in the current Nigerian<br />

environment with this current<br />

generation of leaders.<br />

There are two faces of Igbo<br />

politics today whom the Igbo<br />

can trust: Mr. Enyinnaya<br />

Abaribe, and Mr. Peter Obi.<br />

The rest have demonstrated<br />

that they can sell Igbo interest<br />

for peanuts, and therefore<br />

cannot be trusted. That is<br />

why most of them are<br />

ranged against Peter Obi.<br />

They see the kind of political<br />

threat he has come to be.<br />

Obi’s unwillingness to be a<br />

“Boy-Boy politician” like his<br />

Igbo political peers, and his<br />

courage to cut his ties with<br />

PDP just before a political<br />

disgrace, and cut a wide swath<br />

with the Labour Party is what<br />

has endeared him to a<br />

multitude of Nigerians,<br />

including the Igbo voters who<br />

are settled across Nigeria. In<br />

spite of what Soludo seems to<br />

suggest, Peter Obi has<br />

momentum.<br />

It may well be true that the<br />

Labour Party has not been<br />

able to field candidates<br />

nationwide, but its<br />

presidential candidate is<br />

enjoying a following that is<br />

much more serious than what<br />

Charles Soludo thinks is<br />

frenzied political theater. His<br />

readings of the electoral<br />

strength of the South East,<br />

does not take into account<br />

Igbo spread for instance,<br />

across Nigeria, which<br />

accounts for significant urban<br />

votes, North and South. He is<br />

also not seeing that Peter Obi<br />

is deliberately not<br />

campaigning as an “Igbo<br />

candidate,” or on the premise<br />

of the old regionalist political<br />

categories: he is campaigning<br />

as a Pan-Nigerian candidate.<br />

I will refer Charles Soludo to<br />

the factors that gave the<br />

NCNC a wide plurality of<br />

votes in the December 1959<br />

elections.<br />

Those factors may well be<br />

at play in the current era in<br />

2023. But that said, Soludo’s<br />

admonitions, even if it is, as<br />

it clearly seems to be, sour<br />

grapes, and left-handed<br />

charity, must be taken with<br />

some seriousness. Labour<br />

Party Stewards must organize<br />

the ground floor, if they wish<br />

to win,they must not only get<br />

out the votes, but they must<br />

hold the grounds, and<br />

demonstrate electoral<br />

strength. That would be the<br />

best way to silence Charles<br />

Soludo, not by bullying him.<br />

Charles Soludo is wrong: Peter<br />

Obi is in reckoning. That is<br />

the truth.<br />

The online in-laws<br />

I<br />

don’t know if you read<br />

it<br />

I did<br />

The story about how a<br />

woman could not get<br />

pregnant<br />

She sought out her Pastor<br />

for counselling<br />

He dropped his trousers<br />

for divine anointing of her<br />

womb<br />

He instructed her to go<br />

straight home to her<br />

husband and get him to do<br />

the needful<br />

God would complete his<br />

work<br />

That is how Baby one<br />

arrived<br />

When it was time for a<br />

junior one, the ‘enemies’<br />

started to disturb the poor<br />

woman’s womb again<br />

Enter another round or<br />

rounds of divine anointing<br />

Sealed by the clueless<br />

husband<br />

Gbam! Baby two arrives<br />

The story would have<br />

remained unknown<br />

Buried in the bottomless<br />

pit of unspoken secrets<br />

The online in-laws were<br />

sitting in judgement of a<br />

case of a woman who had<br />

been defrauded by a Pastor<br />

They made the usual<br />

remarks about the misdeeds<br />

of some so-called men of<br />

God<br />

Auntie ‘miracle babies’<br />

now comes and opens her<br />

mouth wide to tell of how<br />

her Pastor made it possible<br />

for her to become a mother<br />

through ‘special anointing’<br />

Even the unshockable<br />

online in-laws were<br />

scandalized!<br />

They made all kinds of<br />

unsavoury comments<br />

A common thread being<br />

something about one of the<br />

two ‘participants’ firing<br />

blanks<br />

Auntie please<br />

shhhhhhhhhh. Otherwise,<br />

Uncle will hear and start<br />

looking for the nearest<br />

DNA lab.<br />

One of my wise friends<br />

taught me that the only<br />

difference between a stupid<br />

person and a wicked person<br />

is the intention<br />

The consequences are the<br />

same<br />

There was another matter<br />

brought before online inlaws<br />

A Nurse whose motherin-law<br />

is ill and bedridden<br />

The husband wants her to<br />

look after his mother – for<br />

free<br />

The sisters-in law want<br />

her to look after their<br />

mother – for free<br />

The Nurse said Yes - for a<br />

fee<br />

So, the online in-laws<br />

were asked, ‘Am I wrong to<br />

demand<br />

for<br />

compensation’?<br />

I did not understand the<br />

question<br />

So, the many answers of<br />

the online in-laws<br />

befuddled me even further<br />

Nurse. Mother. Husband.<br />

For better for worse<br />

The online in-laws were<br />

split on this one<br />

Some advised Auntie<br />

Nurse to ask her husband<br />

and in-laws to look for<br />

someone else or leave their<br />

own jobs to care for their<br />

mother<br />

Some more reasonable<br />

ones remembered the ‘For<br />

better for worse’ vows and<br />

suggested a deal that<br />

would make both sides<br />

happy<br />

Yet another story<br />

Rich man passes on and<br />

leaves a big house for his<br />

daughter in Ikoyi<br />

Daddy’s girl gets married<br />

and her husband and<br />

family want her to sign<br />

over the house to him<br />

Pooof! The marriage is<br />

over<br />

The online in-laws were<br />

unanimous on this one<br />

Daddy’s girl dodged a<br />

bullet<br />

Daddy, thank you for not<br />

sleeping too soundly in<br />

heaven<br />

Gold-digger husband, go<br />

and find work and build a<br />

house for your son-in-law<br />

to snatch from your own<br />

It is a rare case for<br />

a man to be totally<br />

blameless as far as<br />

online in-laws are<br />

concerned<br />

daughter<br />

Then there is the one<br />

about the newly-wed young<br />

man who had agreed with<br />

his wife that they would<br />

wait till they could afford<br />

a family.<br />

The poor man in question<br />

has probably not watched<br />

enough Nollywood movies<br />

He would have known<br />

how that story would end<br />

A collaboration between<br />

his wife, her mother and<br />

his mother gave birth to a<br />

conspiracy<br />

A<br />

condom<br />

‘malfunctioned’ and a baby<br />

arrived<br />

Now there is no money<br />

for rent, food and other<br />

things<br />

And the collaborators<br />

are wringing their hands<br />

The online in-laws are<br />

fully sympathetic on this<br />

one<br />

It is a rare case for a man<br />

to be totally blameless as<br />

far as online in-laws are<br />

concerned<br />

Majority of online inlaws<br />

are women<br />

They do not spare other<br />

women even when they<br />

should show empathy and<br />

sensitivity<br />

They definitely take men<br />

they find wanting to the<br />

cleaners<br />

Their judgement is swift<br />

and relentless<br />

Not having all the facts<br />

of the case is never a<br />

deterrent<br />

I often wonder<br />

Why do people pour out<br />

their souls to total<br />

strangers? Is there no one<br />

they can talk to? What<br />

happened to privacy?<br />

Sadly, we live in a world<br />

that has changed in ways<br />

that are not good for us<br />

There are fewer people to<br />

trust<br />

Not many to listen or to<br />

be listened to<br />

Too many angels around<br />

us have feet of clay<br />

Many are lonely,<br />

isolated, scared, depressed<br />

So, they seek solace<br />

In a cold, charmless,<br />

judgmental, yet<br />

anonymous world<br />

A place where secrets can<br />

be shared in plain sight<br />

And both senseless and<br />

sensible advice offered<br />

Perhaps we should all try<br />

being more supportive to<br />

persons we know and can<br />

touch and feel<br />

Maybe if we listened<br />

more and cared more and<br />

talked about the<br />

misfortunes of others less<br />

Then those who need us<br />

might actually seek us out<br />

And not have to turn to<br />

the soulless world of the<br />

online in-laws<br />

A place where many<br />

problems come for no<br />

solutions<br />

If you are one of the many<br />

online in-laws<br />

Please show some<br />

empathy<br />

Who knows<br />

It might be your turn<br />

tomorrow<br />

May we all seek for and<br />

find comfort in the right<br />

places.<br />

•Bisi Adeleye-Fayemi is<br />

a Gender Specialist,<br />

Social Entrepreneur and<br />

Writer. She is the Founder<br />

of Abovewhispers.com, an<br />

online community for<br />

women. She can be<br />

reached<br />

at<br />

BAF@abovewhispers.com

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