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PAGE 26—SUNDAY VANGUARD, NOVEMBER 20, 2022<br />
Soludo’s sour grapes<br />
In one of the most debated<br />
statements in the Holy<br />
Writ, the Roman Governor of<br />
Palestine, Pontius Pilate asks<br />
the Nazarene Rabbi, Yeshua,<br />
brought before him for trial,<br />
“Qui Est Veritas?” So, What<br />
is Truth? It is a very<br />
complicated question,<br />
because the truth is like light<br />
passing.<br />
As it passes, you might see<br />
a shade of gray, or you might<br />
see gray itself. It is<br />
complicated. And this was<br />
precisely what Dr. Charles<br />
Soludo, former Professor of<br />
Economics at the University<br />
of Nigeria; former Federal<br />
Economic Adviser; former<br />
Governor of the Central<br />
Bank of Nigeria, and current<br />
Governor of Anambra State<br />
could not fathom when he<br />
wrote that long rambling<br />
treatise on Peter Obi last week.<br />
It all began when he came on<br />
air for an interview on<br />
Channels TV, and he was<br />
asked about the state of the<br />
investments purportedly<br />
made by Mr. Obi, who is<br />
running on the Labour Party<br />
ticket, and who has made<br />
capital about his prudence<br />
while he was in office in<br />
Anambra State as governor.<br />
He not only saved N75<br />
billion in cash for Anambra<br />
State, he made investments<br />
for the state from which it<br />
presumably still benefits.<br />
This question by the<br />
Chanel’s TV Anchor elicited<br />
a chuckle from Soludo, who<br />
categorically dismissed<br />
such claims. In his precise<br />
words, whatever<br />
investments made by Obi as<br />
governor was currently<br />
“worth next to nothing.”<br />
Yo! That was a crushing<br />
blow. It was clearly,<br />
carefully aimed directly at<br />
the solar plexus of Peter<br />
Obi’s cardinal claim, on<br />
which he has anchored his<br />
electability – his capacity,<br />
competence, and all what<br />
not.<br />
If Obi’s investment are<br />
now worth “next to<br />
nothing,” then it must mean<br />
that no one can “verify” the<br />
basis of his campaign’s<br />
thrust. His prudence. His<br />
integrity. His visionary<br />
impulse. His signature. That<br />
thing that makes him very<br />
attractive to a new<br />
generation of Nigerian<br />
voters who are searching for<br />
alternatives, and who are<br />
investing almost pagan<br />
hope on him. It was not long<br />
before the “Obidients” – those<br />
convinced, Internet savvy<br />
phalanx of Peter Obi’s<br />
supporters took on Dr.<br />
Soludo, and began to<br />
interrogate, and counter him<br />
with their own facts, which,<br />
they had, well, “verified.”<br />
The rustle grew to a din,<br />
and Dr. Soludo would have<br />
none of it. In what can now<br />
only be described as an excess<br />
of bile, he fired off a long<br />
treatise, in a way only a<br />
Professor could – long,<br />
coruscating, footnoted – and<br />
frankly tedious essay that<br />
took on Peter Obi. It was a<br />
shocking display. And<br />
Soludo might be ruing his<br />
decision to write this publicly,<br />
although he did claim he was<br />
not averse to a good fight. It<br />
was only part 1 of his take on<br />
Obi, and he is quite likely to<br />
come down with a second<br />
part. But what does the first<br />
part of this Soludo polemic<br />
on Peter Obi say? What does<br />
it do? What it says and what<br />
it does, I assure you dear<br />
Did Peter Obi leave<br />
behind substantial<br />
money in the<br />
coffers of Anambra<br />
State as part of a<br />
rainy day savings<br />
for the state?<br />
reader, are not quite the<br />
same. But let us start with<br />
what it says. In his essay,<br />
at the risk of needless<br />
rehash for the reader quite<br />
capable of reading<br />
themselves, Dr. Soludo<br />
began by drawing an<br />
analogy between himself<br />
and “Our Lord and<br />
saviour” who was crucified<br />
for telling the truth. He did<br />
not tell us that Pilate had<br />
asked our Lord and saviour<br />
– “Qui Est Veritas”? What<br />
is truth? But never mind.<br />
Charlie Nwa Mgbafor – as<br />
Dr. Soludo actually says he<br />
prefers to be called – situates<br />
his talk about Peter Obi’s<br />
investment claims in<br />
Anambra State as actually<br />
part of his campaign<br />
promise to the people: “I<br />
promised that I won’t be the<br />
usual politician, and will not<br />
knowingly lie to the<br />
people.” And so, the<br />
question remains, did he lie<br />
about Peter Obi’s<br />
accomplishments in<br />
Anambra, specifically to<br />
throw a spanner in his fast<br />
spinning political wheel?<br />
Did Peter Obi’s<br />
administration make<br />
investments on behalf of<br />
Anambra State government?<br />
Where are these investments<br />
and what are their current,<br />
verifiable worth? Did Peter Obi<br />
leave behind substantial<br />
money in the coffers of<br />
Anambra State as part of a<br />
rainy day savings for the state?<br />
Did he meet the Millennium<br />
goals set, and in spite of the<br />
funds he saved for Anambra<br />
State, did he embark on<br />
providing other social<br />
services in Education, public<br />
health, energy, security, and<br />
other social services and<br />
infrastructure? I do wish to say,<br />
on a personal note, and I do<br />
not intend this to be an<br />
endorsement of Peter Obi, but<br />
my personal experience<br />
travelling through Anambra<br />
state, from Owerri to Abatete<br />
through Orlu, and once from<br />
Oba, through Nnewi to Awka,<br />
was that compared to other<br />
states of the South East, and<br />
other places in Nigeria<br />
through which I had<br />
traversed, Anambra State had<br />
the best network of really<br />
well-built rural roads that I’d<br />
seen in Nigeria.<br />
I do not say this lightly. But<br />
Dr. Soludo is that man in the<br />
arena to which he refers in his<br />
essay, and ought to come<br />
clean, knowing that even the<br />
name he bears compels him<br />
to be wary of overreach. Yes,<br />
indeed. Many may not know,<br />
Soludo’s last name is, in the<br />
Igbo language, something of<br />
an ominous warning: SOLU-<br />
UDO. It basically means,<br />
“Beware of the deity, Udo” –<br />
lest he strikes one dead. I ask<br />
because, it does seem to me<br />
that Dr. Soludo spent all his<br />
ink circling on the questions<br />
of Peter Obi’s political<br />
decisions and the Igbo<br />
“emotive Nzogbu-Nzogbu<br />
political dance.” It is a<br />
shocking copout! And therein,<br />
I thought, lay what essentially<br />
was Charles Soludo’s sour<br />
grapes.<br />
In that very unambiguous<br />
backhand on Obi and Igbo<br />
political ambitions and<br />
action: “Let’s be clear about<br />
it” writes Dr. Charles Soludo,<br />
“Peter Obi knows that he can’t<br />
win and he won’t win. He<br />
knows the game he is playing,<br />
and we know too; and he<br />
knows we know. The game he<br />
is playing is the main reason<br />
he didn’t return to APGA. The<br />
brutal truth (and some will say<br />
God forbid) is there are only<br />
two persons/parties seriously<br />
contesting the President: the<br />
rest is exciting drama.” But if<br />
Peter Obi knows that he will<br />
not win, why is he<br />
campaigning? Who loves to<br />
go through this punishing<br />
circuit, and puts his health<br />
at risk, just for the fun of it?<br />
It is difficult to see the logic of<br />
Soludo’s claim. But it is<br />
equally foolhardy not to take<br />
a pause and listen to him.<br />
What does he know that the<br />
rest of us do not? He says in<br />
politics you don’t get what you<br />
deserve. That may well be true.<br />
He predicts, based on his own<br />
internally generated polling<br />
that Peter Obi may not even<br />
get more that 25% in 4 States,<br />
one of which would most<br />
likely be Anambra.<br />
Basically, he suggest that<br />
Peter Obi, is somehow<br />
working for Bola Tinubu. He<br />
says the Igbo are not<br />
politically organized enough<br />
and are not ready for power.<br />
So, here is the question for<br />
Charles: when would the Igbo<br />
be ready? Perhaps only when<br />
Charles Soludo gets to be in<br />
the arena? And that brings me<br />
to the part of what Soludo’s<br />
essay on Peter Obi has done.<br />
It fully, and squarely, exposed<br />
the wide chasm between Igbo<br />
political actors, and the mass<br />
of Igbo people. The<br />
contemporary generation of<br />
Igbo political leadership is<br />
weak and inferior. They lack<br />
the confidence and weight of<br />
the political leaders of an<br />
earlier generation, who were<br />
powerful forces.<br />
There is nothing more<br />
tragic, and moredangerous<br />
for a people than for their own<br />
leaders to be nothing more<br />
than servants of the leaders of<br />
other people. That is what has<br />
happened to the Igbo. What<br />
played out in the PDP and the<br />
APC Primaries, in which every<br />
Igbo politician was a bagcarrier<br />
to another politician<br />
either in the North, the West,<br />
or the South-South, highlights<br />
the political danger the Igbo<br />
faces in the current Nigerian<br />
environment with this current<br />
generation of leaders.<br />
There are two faces of Igbo<br />
politics today whom the Igbo<br />
can trust: Mr. Enyinnaya<br />
Abaribe, and Mr. Peter Obi.<br />
The rest have demonstrated<br />
that they can sell Igbo interest<br />
for peanuts, and therefore<br />
cannot be trusted. That is<br />
why most of them are<br />
ranged against Peter Obi.<br />
They see the kind of political<br />
threat he has come to be.<br />
Obi’s unwillingness to be a<br />
“Boy-Boy politician” like his<br />
Igbo political peers, and his<br />
courage to cut his ties with<br />
PDP just before a political<br />
disgrace, and cut a wide swath<br />
with the Labour Party is what<br />
has endeared him to a<br />
multitude of Nigerians,<br />
including the Igbo voters who<br />
are settled across Nigeria. In<br />
spite of what Soludo seems to<br />
suggest, Peter Obi has<br />
momentum.<br />
It may well be true that the<br />
Labour Party has not been<br />
able to field candidates<br />
nationwide, but its<br />
presidential candidate is<br />
enjoying a following that is<br />
much more serious than what<br />
Charles Soludo thinks is<br />
frenzied political theater. His<br />
readings of the electoral<br />
strength of the South East,<br />
does not take into account<br />
Igbo spread for instance,<br />
across Nigeria, which<br />
accounts for significant urban<br />
votes, North and South. He is<br />
also not seeing that Peter Obi<br />
is deliberately not<br />
campaigning as an “Igbo<br />
candidate,” or on the premise<br />
of the old regionalist political<br />
categories: he is campaigning<br />
as a Pan-Nigerian candidate.<br />
I will refer Charles Soludo to<br />
the factors that gave the<br />
NCNC a wide plurality of<br />
votes in the December 1959<br />
elections.<br />
Those factors may well be<br />
at play in the current era in<br />
2023. But that said, Soludo’s<br />
admonitions, even if it is, as<br />
it clearly seems to be, sour<br />
grapes, and left-handed<br />
charity, must be taken with<br />
some seriousness. Labour<br />
Party Stewards must organize<br />
the ground floor, if they wish<br />
to win,they must not only get<br />
out the votes, but they must<br />
hold the grounds, and<br />
demonstrate electoral<br />
strength. That would be the<br />
best way to silence Charles<br />
Soludo, not by bullying him.<br />
Charles Soludo is wrong: Peter<br />
Obi is in reckoning. That is<br />
the truth.<br />
The online in-laws<br />
I<br />
don’t know if you read<br />
it<br />
I did<br />
The story about how a<br />
woman could not get<br />
pregnant<br />
She sought out her Pastor<br />
for counselling<br />
He dropped his trousers<br />
for divine anointing of her<br />
womb<br />
He instructed her to go<br />
straight home to her<br />
husband and get him to do<br />
the needful<br />
God would complete his<br />
work<br />
That is how Baby one<br />
arrived<br />
When it was time for a<br />
junior one, the ‘enemies’<br />
started to disturb the poor<br />
woman’s womb again<br />
Enter another round or<br />
rounds of divine anointing<br />
Sealed by the clueless<br />
husband<br />
Gbam! Baby two arrives<br />
The story would have<br />
remained unknown<br />
Buried in the bottomless<br />
pit of unspoken secrets<br />
The online in-laws were<br />
sitting in judgement of a<br />
case of a woman who had<br />
been defrauded by a Pastor<br />
They made the usual<br />
remarks about the misdeeds<br />
of some so-called men of<br />
God<br />
Auntie ‘miracle babies’<br />
now comes and opens her<br />
mouth wide to tell of how<br />
her Pastor made it possible<br />
for her to become a mother<br />
through ‘special anointing’<br />
Even the unshockable<br />
online in-laws were<br />
scandalized!<br />
They made all kinds of<br />
unsavoury comments<br />
A common thread being<br />
something about one of the<br />
two ‘participants’ firing<br />
blanks<br />
Auntie please<br />
shhhhhhhhhh. Otherwise,<br />
Uncle will hear and start<br />
looking for the nearest<br />
DNA lab.<br />
One of my wise friends<br />
taught me that the only<br />
difference between a stupid<br />
person and a wicked person<br />
is the intention<br />
The consequences are the<br />
same<br />
There was another matter<br />
brought before online inlaws<br />
A Nurse whose motherin-law<br />
is ill and bedridden<br />
The husband wants her to<br />
look after his mother – for<br />
free<br />
The sisters-in law want<br />
her to look after their<br />
mother – for free<br />
The Nurse said Yes - for a<br />
fee<br />
So, the online in-laws<br />
were asked, ‘Am I wrong to<br />
demand<br />
for<br />
compensation’?<br />
I did not understand the<br />
question<br />
So, the many answers of<br />
the online in-laws<br />
befuddled me even further<br />
Nurse. Mother. Husband.<br />
For better for worse<br />
The online in-laws were<br />
split on this one<br />
Some advised Auntie<br />
Nurse to ask her husband<br />
and in-laws to look for<br />
someone else or leave their<br />
own jobs to care for their<br />
mother<br />
Some more reasonable<br />
ones remembered the ‘For<br />
better for worse’ vows and<br />
suggested a deal that<br />
would make both sides<br />
happy<br />
Yet another story<br />
Rich man passes on and<br />
leaves a big house for his<br />
daughter in Ikoyi<br />
Daddy’s girl gets married<br />
and her husband and<br />
family want her to sign<br />
over the house to him<br />
Pooof! The marriage is<br />
over<br />
The online in-laws were<br />
unanimous on this one<br />
Daddy’s girl dodged a<br />
bullet<br />
Daddy, thank you for not<br />
sleeping too soundly in<br />
heaven<br />
Gold-digger husband, go<br />
and find work and build a<br />
house for your son-in-law<br />
to snatch from your own<br />
It is a rare case for<br />
a man to be totally<br />
blameless as far as<br />
online in-laws are<br />
concerned<br />
daughter<br />
Then there is the one<br />
about the newly-wed young<br />
man who had agreed with<br />
his wife that they would<br />
wait till they could afford<br />
a family.<br />
The poor man in question<br />
has probably not watched<br />
enough Nollywood movies<br />
He would have known<br />
how that story would end<br />
A collaboration between<br />
his wife, her mother and<br />
his mother gave birth to a<br />
conspiracy<br />
A<br />
condom<br />
‘malfunctioned’ and a baby<br />
arrived<br />
Now there is no money<br />
for rent, food and other<br />
things<br />
And the collaborators<br />
are wringing their hands<br />
The online in-laws are<br />
fully sympathetic on this<br />
one<br />
It is a rare case for a man<br />
to be totally blameless as<br />
far as online in-laws are<br />
concerned<br />
Majority of online inlaws<br />
are women<br />
They do not spare other<br />
women even when they<br />
should show empathy and<br />
sensitivity<br />
They definitely take men<br />
they find wanting to the<br />
cleaners<br />
Their judgement is swift<br />
and relentless<br />
Not having all the facts<br />
of the case is never a<br />
deterrent<br />
I often wonder<br />
Why do people pour out<br />
their souls to total<br />
strangers? Is there no one<br />
they can talk to? What<br />
happened to privacy?<br />
Sadly, we live in a world<br />
that has changed in ways<br />
that are not good for us<br />
There are fewer people to<br />
trust<br />
Not many to listen or to<br />
be listened to<br />
Too many angels around<br />
us have feet of clay<br />
Many are lonely,<br />
isolated, scared, depressed<br />
So, they seek solace<br />
In a cold, charmless,<br />
judgmental, yet<br />
anonymous world<br />
A place where secrets can<br />
be shared in plain sight<br />
And both senseless and<br />
sensible advice offered<br />
Perhaps we should all try<br />
being more supportive to<br />
persons we know and can<br />
touch and feel<br />
Maybe if we listened<br />
more and cared more and<br />
talked about the<br />
misfortunes of others less<br />
Then those who need us<br />
might actually seek us out<br />
And not have to turn to<br />
the soulless world of the<br />
online in-laws<br />
A place where many<br />
problems come for no<br />
solutions<br />
If you are one of the many<br />
online in-laws<br />
Please show some<br />
empathy<br />
Who knows<br />
It might be your turn<br />
tomorrow<br />
May we all seek for and<br />
find comfort in the right<br />
places.<br />
•Bisi Adeleye-Fayemi is<br />
a Gender Specialist,<br />
Social Entrepreneur and<br />
Writer. She is the Founder<br />
of Abovewhispers.com, an<br />
online community for<br />
women. She can be<br />
reached<br />
at<br />
BAF@abovewhispers.com