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PAGE 20—SUNDAY VANGUARD, NOVEMBER 20, 2022<br />
No reason why married mothers shouldn’t make love every night!<br />
TONIGHT, once our<br />
“ three young children<br />
are in bed, my husband Fred<br />
and I will head upstairs<br />
together for an early night,”<br />
says Anjola, a 36-year old<br />
cosmetologist. “We might<br />
have a glass of wine each<br />
and, afterwards, give each<br />
other a massage and,<br />
chances are, we’ll make love<br />
before falling asleep in each<br />
other’s arms. Considering<br />
the chaos of family life, you<br />
might imagine this to be a<br />
special occasion but we<br />
have sex practically every<br />
night. Intimacy is a huge<br />
part of our 14-year<br />
relationship, the glue that<br />
bonds our marriage<br />
together. Having three<br />
children is no excuse for<br />
letting your love life<br />
dwindle.”<br />
Anjola is reacting to the<br />
view that the more children<br />
a couple has, the more they<br />
relegate sex to the back<br />
burner. “I feel desperately<br />
sorry for couples who find<br />
themselves boxed to this<br />
unfortunate corner,” she<br />
continues. “It is a surprise<br />
they would let a crucial side<br />
of their relationship wane.<br />
Luckily for me, I am selfemployed<br />
and work flexible<br />
hours. But after a day spent<br />
looking after the children, I<br />
yearn for my husband’s<br />
embrace. His desire for me<br />
makes me feel alive,<br />
confident and secure. It has<br />
boosted my self-esteem and<br />
I believe helped me through<br />
postnatal depression, as<br />
well as the devastation of<br />
two miscarriages. I could<br />
never imagine going for<br />
days – let alone months –<br />
without making love with<br />
him.<br />
“I was 21 and doing my<br />
youth service when we met<br />
and he was one of the bosses<br />
in the logistics company I<br />
served at. When we started<br />
dating, we waited months<br />
before making love. When<br />
we did, the chemistry was<br />
palpable – and it has<br />
remained so over a decade<br />
together and three children.<br />
For some women – and their<br />
partners – the thought of sex<br />
during pregnancy is a huge<br />
turn off. But for me, that’s<br />
when my libido goes<br />
through the roof. Fred used<br />
to joke: ‘Leave me alone, I’m<br />
exhausted!’”<br />
Surely, she and her<br />
husband couldn’t be at it<br />
every day?! “Of course not!<br />
There are times when nature<br />
knows best. Like most new<br />
mums, sex was the last thing<br />
on my mind immediately<br />
after giving birth. But it<br />
never even occurred to me<br />
that things wouldn’t pick up<br />
again in the bedroom as<br />
soon as I healed. After my<br />
six-week check-up, we<br />
became intimate again and<br />
it felt so natural. It was<br />
gentler than before the birth,<br />
but a relief to be able to show<br />
each other physical affection<br />
again. Not that it was plain<br />
– sailing – I struggled with<br />
over-tiredness and began to<br />
suffer lethargy. I also had a<br />
bout of postnatal depression<br />
and was prescribed antidepressants.<br />
“For some, libido vanishes<br />
with depression. But, if<br />
anything, sex became more<br />
important to me, as it helped<br />
me more than any<br />
medication. The endorphins<br />
release that sex produces<br />
boosted my feel-good<br />
hormones like no tablet ever<br />
could. Admittedly my body<br />
has changed after three<br />
children, but the fact that<br />
Fred found me attractive<br />
made me feel sexy and<br />
desirable. We are lucky that<br />
our children sleep well. I can<br />
understand why some<br />
mothers feel too exhausted<br />
to want sex. But on my most<br />
bleary-eyed days, I can spare<br />
an hour to be intimate with<br />
my husband’s physical<br />
attention as much as he<br />
needs me. I make an extra<br />
special effort for him too,<br />
and whatever drab clothes<br />
I have on, underneath them<br />
I always wear beautiful,<br />
matching, lacy lingerie. It<br />
is as much a treat for him<br />
as it is for me.<br />
“Today, sex is just as<br />
important to us as it ever<br />
was, if not more so. As busy<br />
working-parents of three<br />
children, you might expect<br />
us to have to schedule it into<br />
the diary, but that would<br />
spoil the fun. Instead, we<br />
simply go to bed around<br />
10.00pm and make love<br />
most nights. I’d have to reevaluate<br />
my entire<br />
relationship if I hadn’t had<br />
sex for more than a few<br />
days. It’s not that I think<br />
that Fred would look<br />
elsewhere. Some women<br />
say they go off sex because<br />
their body has changed or<br />
their partners body has<br />
altered. My husband and I<br />
are by no means perfect<br />
specimens. I was very slim<br />
when we met but I’ve put on<br />
some weight. Fred’s weight<br />
has fluctuated too. But in<br />
all that time, we’ve never<br />
stopped fancying each<br />
other.<br />
“Fred is my best friend.<br />
He was here before we had<br />
our children and he will be<br />
here when they’ve flown the<br />
nest. We see it happen so often<br />
– couples separating when<br />
their children have left home<br />
because they have nothing at<br />
all in common. I could never<br />
allow that to happen...”<br />
A Leopard And Its Spots!<br />
(Humour)<br />
A couple return from their<br />
honeymoon and it’s obvious<br />
to everyone that they’re not<br />
talking to each other. The<br />
groom’s best man takes him<br />
aside and asks what’s wrong.<br />
“Well” replies the man, “when<br />
we finished making love on<br />
the first night, I got up to go to<br />
the bath-room and placed<br />
three N1,000 notes on the<br />
pillow without thinking.”<br />
“Oh, I shouldn’t worry about<br />
that too much,” says his friend.<br />
“I’m sure your wife will get<br />
over it soon enough. She can’t<br />
expect you to have been saving<br />
yourself all these years.” The<br />
groom, nods his head gravely<br />
and continues: “I don’t know<br />
I’ll get over it though. She<br />
gave me N500 change.”<br />
Birds Of The Same<br />
Feather? (Humour)<br />
A woman goes to a dating<br />
agency saying, she doesn’t<br />
care about looks, money or<br />
background. All she wants is<br />
a decent, honourable man.<br />
Later that day, a man comes<br />
in and tells them the only thing<br />
he is seeking in a woman is<br />
intelligence.<br />
The agency matches them<br />
together at once. They have<br />
one thing in common –<br />
they’re both compulsive liars!<br />
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NASS ELECTION: Dafinone solicits<br />
Osawota's support<br />
The All Progressives<br />
Congress (APC )<br />
Delta Central Senatorial<br />
candidate,for 2023<br />
election, Chief Ede<br />
Dafinone, has solicited<br />
the support of Chief Andi<br />
Osawota for his political<br />
ambition .<br />
The son of late Senator<br />
David Dafinone who<br />
spoke during his visit to<br />
Chief Osawota's country<br />
home in Orogun,<br />
Ughelli North Local<br />
Government Area on<br />
Wednesday, remarked<br />
that his host is an<br />
influencial political<br />
leader not only in<br />
Orogun but in Urhobo<br />
nation.<br />
The APC candidate<br />
therefore stated that he<br />
was in great need of the<br />
of support of Chief<br />
Osawota in order to win<br />
the election in Delta<br />
Central.<br />
He also commended<br />
Chief Osawota for<br />
defecting from the<br />
Peoples Democratic Party<br />
(PDP) to APC, noting<br />
that the move was a wise<br />
decision.<br />
In his response, Chief<br />
Osawota said that Chief<br />
Dafinone was the best<br />
candidate for the Delta<br />
Central Senatorial seat<br />
and therefore declared<br />
his total support for him<br />
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Lanre 52, a widower with<br />
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Flooding will not affect census exercise — Odibo<br />
gainst the backdrop of<br />
Adisplacement of persons<br />
by flooding, the Federal<br />
C o m m i s s i o n e r<br />
representating Delta State at<br />
the National Population<br />
Commission (NPC ), Chief<br />
Richard Odibo has assured<br />
that there will be no cause for<br />
alarm in the event of flooding<br />
during next year's national<br />
population census.<br />
He gave the assurance in an<br />
interaction with our<br />
correspondent at his Ekpan,<br />
Uvwie Local Government<br />
Area residence.<br />
Odibo said in the event of<br />
flooding victims will be<br />
countedwhere ever they are.<br />
He, however, expressed<br />
delight that this year's<br />
ravaging flood has receded as<br />
he prayed that it should not<br />
occur again.<br />
The commissioner<br />
disclosed that over 30,000 ad<br />
hoc staff would be engaged in<br />
the 2023 national and<br />
housing population census in<br />
Delta State, saying that<br />
majority of those to be<br />
engaged will come from<br />
communities where they are<br />
residents .<br />
" They must be Nigerians,<br />
aged between 20 to 60 years<br />
who have functional phone<br />
number and email " he added<br />
Odibo mentioned other<br />
The honorable Federal Commissioner, representing Delta State at the National Population<br />
Commission (NPC), Chief Richard Odibo (middle), with other staff of the commission<br />
during their sensitisation walk on the 2023 National Population and Housing Census in<br />
Asaba, headquarters of Delta State, on Wednesday 16th November, 2022.<br />
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He therefore enjoined<br />
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2023: Pela promises to end hunger<br />
in Delta<br />
G overnorship<br />
candidate of<br />
Labour Party, LP, in Delta<br />
State, Deacon Kennedy<br />
Pela, has promised to<br />
better the lives of Deltans<br />
and end hunger in the state.<br />
Pela gave this charge at<br />
a special annual<br />
thanksgiving service of the<br />
Avenue Baptist Church,<br />
Warri, while thanking God<br />
for the opportunity given<br />
to him to run as<br />
governorship flagbearer of<br />
the Labour Party in the<br />
2023 general elections.<br />
Sharing his vison for<br />
Deltans at the event, he said<br />
that it is a good thing to<br />
promote righteousness<br />
which will bring peace and<br />
harmony across the state.<br />
census adhocrecuitment.<br />
nationalpopulation.gov.ng.<br />
Odibo further averred that<br />
the e - registration portal could<br />
be accessed between October<br />
31st and December 28th 2022<br />
.He however disclosed that the<br />
portal would be temporary<br />
shut down between November<br />
7th and 13th for audit and was<br />
reopened for accessement on<br />
November 14th,2022 .<br />
He stressed that the<br />
recruitment exercise will<br />
strictly be based on merit.<br />
He said that his dream to<br />
succeed Governor Ifeanyi<br />
Okowa was God's call to<br />
him.<br />
He promised to turn the<br />
state around for good by<br />
bringing enduring peace,<br />
creating job opportunities<br />
through alignment with his<br />
presidential candidate, Mr.<br />
Peter Obi, to move Delta<br />
from consuming to<br />
producing state.<br />
He therefore, enjoined<br />
Deltans to promote<br />
righteousness to ensure<br />
peace and harmony.<br />
Pela assured that people's<br />
living standard will improve<br />
as his administration will<br />
also focus on health,<br />
education, and many more<br />
when he assumes office.