Sheffield United vs Burnley
UTB | Official Matchday Programme of Sheffield United | Issue 09 Sheffield United vs Burnley | Sky Bet Championship Saturday 5th November, 2021 | KO 12.30pm | Bramall Lane
UTB | Official Matchday Programme of Sheffield United | Issue 09
Sheffield United vs Burnley | Sky Bet Championship
Saturday 5th November, 2021 | KO 12.30pm | Bramall Lane
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UTB 37<br />
▲ The much-missed Derek Newbould took<br />
bookings for the old gym at Bramall Lane<br />
Former director and voice of reason,<br />
Bernard Proctor, had identified from<br />
board meetings that we had, shall we<br />
say, something of a surplus of these in<br />
stock to say the least. He came up with<br />
the idea, and I swear that this is true,<br />
of sending me up on the South Stand<br />
concourse to, and I quote: “Sell them out<br />
of large suitcases like that Del Boy on<br />
Only Fools and Horses.”<br />
I fell about laughing until the penny<br />
dropped that Mr. Proctor was deadly<br />
serious. He did, indeed, view me as<br />
having the public persona of a fly pitch<br />
trader with bants to match and thought it<br />
would be a lighthearted way of knocking<br />
some surplus out cheap to get some<br />
dough back in the coffers.<br />
Now <strong>Sheffield</strong> being <strong>Sheffield</strong>, we all<br />
know that had this been allowed to pass,<br />
I would still be being reminded about it<br />
now on a fairly regular basis and in no<br />
uncertain terms, so there was no way<br />
it could happen. It wasn’t until Derek<br />
Dooley pointed out to his old friend that<br />
there was a high chance that JG would<br />
get lynched by the poor sods who had<br />
paid full whack for the version in gold and<br />
purple only a short time before.<br />
Anyway, it was decided that they<br />
should be stored in the sports hall until<br />
such a time that it was viewed they were<br />
safe to be seen in public again. After<br />
a few weeks, everywhere you went in<br />
S2 you saw adults and children alike<br />
adorned in the creative Patrick garment,<br />
and no-one could work out why until<br />
one day one someone from accounts<br />
went up to the hall to try and track down<br />
some paperwork only to find most of the<br />
kids from the local area in there helping<br />
themselves to the kit. They were even<br />
apparently delivering to size order like<br />
an early version of Amazon. They were<br />
gaining access via a whopping great<br />
hole that had appeared in the roof and<br />
by lowering themselves into the building<br />
itself. You had to give them credit; it<br />
was an ingenious system. They were<br />
apparently going in when they had orders<br />
come day or night! The same shirts have<br />
now, incidentally, gained a cult following<br />
and fetch a fair few quid when they come<br />
up for sale.<br />
The lead up to kits coming out always<br />
fascinates, along with the debate and<br />
opinions that you get all over social<br />
media. People get to know what you do<br />
for a living and, of course, where you<br />
work. The knowledge that you work for<br />
a club means that, from that moment<br />
on, there is seldom anything like a quiet<br />
drink or afternoon out with the missus.<br />
Because you work for the club you are<br />
generally deemed to do anything and<br />
everything and also know all that goes<br />
SHEFFIELD UNITED <strong>vs</strong> BURNLEY