Queens Park Rangers vs Reading
Hoops | Official Matchday Programme of Queens Park Rangers | Issue 18 QPR vs Reading | Sky Bet Championship Saturday 29th January, 2022 | KO 3pm | Kiyan Prince Foundation Stadium
Hoops | Official Matchday Programme of Queens Park Rangers | Issue 18
QPR vs Reading | Sky Bet Championship
Saturday 29th January, 2022 | KO 3pm | Kiyan Prince Foundation Stadium
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HOOPS<br />
and youth team manager<br />
Frank McLintock, the former<br />
QPR captain.<br />
I attempted exercises, runs,<br />
sprints, drills and a practice<br />
match over two hours,<br />
resplendent in a proper<br />
QPR training kit, although<br />
the professional look was<br />
diluted when you looked at<br />
my footwear: a pair of my own<br />
Dunlop Green Flash pumps.<br />
Also, I provoked subdued<br />
giggling after drinking water<br />
from a pitchside tap as I<br />
staggered off the field at<br />
the end. As Barry McKenzie,<br />
the cartoon figment of<br />
comedian and erstwhile<br />
Edna Everage impersonator<br />
Barry Humphries’ fertile<br />
imagination, might have<br />
put it, I ‘chundered’ over the<br />
otherwise pristine, newlymown<br />
grass.<br />
Older readers might<br />
remember my account of<br />
the experience being published<br />
in the <strong>Rangers</strong> programme<br />
after its appearance in the<br />
Ealing Gazette.<br />
But the younger among the<br />
Super Hoops following would<br />
be unlikely to have seen the<br />
feature.<br />
So for them and the more<br />
senior citizens whose<br />
memories are not what they<br />
once were, I have copied a<br />
few extracts of my<br />
experiences that day.<br />
I was nervous and<br />
afraid of looking foolish<br />
as I joined the players at<br />
10am at the training<br />
ground in Birkbeck<br />
Avenue, Greenford<br />
I wrote: “The spontaneous<br />
applause I received from<br />
QPR’s players was the<br />
perfect end to two hours of<br />
torture. Every muscle ached<br />
and I was sick with exhaustion<br />
after what they called ‘a little<br />
light training’.<br />
“<strong>Rangers</strong> boss Terry Venables<br />
made me feel even better<br />
as he strolled across,<br />
scarcely able to contain his<br />
amusement and told me, ‘I’ve<br />
just been speaking to a top<br />
football reporter and he asked<br />
me who my new signing was’.<br />
“I was nervous and afraid<br />
of looking foolish as I joined<br />
the players at 10am at the<br />
training ground in Birkbeck<br />
Avenue, Greenford.<br />
“Reserve and youth manager<br />
Frank McLintock set us off<br />
on a light jog and I followed<br />
goalkeeper Peter Hucker,<br />
who was doing a Superman<br />
impersonation.<br />
“A back-breaking variety<br />
of warm-up exercises to<br />
loosen leg, arm, stomach and<br />
back muscles followed. My<br />
attempts at press-ups had<br />
already caused a few sniggers<br />
so I was dreading the ‘squares’<br />
section. … Allan Harris called<br />
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