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The Under Review - Issue 4 | Summer 2021

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18

Church Softball

RYAN HARPER

Those nights it was all right

to be in league with Presbyterians,

Dad said. We always went along

because the ball fields had

concessions (every Christian liked hot dogs,

Dad said). With ecumenical relish

green upon my lips, I skipped

mitt-first and tripping willfully

behind the dugouts with the sons

of half-correct sectarian shortstops

and way-out left fielders

whom Dad and the deacons would beat that night.

Far behind the fence in foul ground,

we rolled, ran up the pile

of extra infield dirt, around

the backstop, through pick-up

games with tennis balls

and broomsticks—Canseco versus

A-Rod versus Clemens (not yet

at the age of accountability,

these names we injected

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