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so, with a little gentle prodding, they could recollect what they once knew by heart.<br />
I was not so lucky. My Greek was no better than my Latin or my Yiddish for that<br />
matter. That is, they were all on life-support.<br />
What I needed was a room of my own where I could study. I found such a place<br />
in the attic of the house which Sara and I shared with nine other students at 10<br />
Chadlington Road. If I am not mistaken, after renovations, various Presidents of<br />
Wolfson have lived in this house. I would be willing to wager that not one of them<br />
knew that an American once used a cupboard in their attic to study Greek. It was<br />
no larger than an isolation cell at Alcatraz but, at the time, it was heaven.<br />
A year passed, my Greek improved, and I finally found a job. My employer was none<br />
other than Wolfson <strong>College</strong>; I was allowed to be a night porter. In the Americas,<br />
a porter might have to carry something heavy. To my relief, at Wolfson a night<br />
porter didn’t carry anything heavier than a letter or a key. This was good. One of<br />
my jobs was to sell laundry detergent: 3p for one cup (rounded down from 3.4p a<br />
cup). But if you bought two cups you would be charged 7p (rounded up from 6.8p<br />
a cup), unless of course you bought the cups separately, in which case the total<br />
amount owed would be 6p. If this confuses you, just think how I felt when I tried to<br />
explain the economics of soap-selling to various Rhodes Scholars and their spouses.<br />
I once dealt with an emergency. A distinguished Israeli academic (whose<br />
magnificent lectures on the period between the two World Wars I had actually<br />
heard in Jerusalem) had put his electric kettle on his electric stove and had turned<br />
everything on. The smell of burning plastic filled his apartment. There was black<br />
smoke. I defused the emergency by turning everything off and removing his melting<br />
kettle. I left it to him to explain to the Domestic Bursar the next day how he had<br />
managed to set his kettle and his stove on fire at the same time. A night porter, after<br />
all, is not an engineer or a solicitor.<br />
For my labours, I received about 75p an hour, the equivalent of maybe twenty cups<br />
of laundry detergent, depending on how you count. There were, however, fringe<br />
benefits. Once I got to stand in the lift with a young Emanuel Ax, who was about<br />
to give a recital. Sara, who is an excellent amateur pianist, claimed that Ax played<br />
too loud. ‘He’s a real banger’, she concluded. Maybe she was right on that particular<br />
evening in that particular hall, which had not been built with acoustics in mind.<br />
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