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EXIT ZERO<br />

cape may’s peppy periodical • June 3, 2021 • volume 19, number 17<br />

Out On The Town<br />

With the world slowly starting to return to normal, this crew from Connecticut enjoyed a<br />

maskless night out at Harry’s on Friday, May 28. It’s shaping up to be an exciting summer<br />

in Cape May. More photographs from Memorial Day Weekend inside. Aleksey Moryakov


1001 Lafayette St., Cape May 609.884.1300<br />

901 New Jersey Ave., North Wildwood 609.551.4066<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

129 SWAINTON<br />

GOSHEN RD., CMCH<br />

3 BR/2 BA spacious<br />

rancher sits on a<br />

102 x 154 wooded<br />

lot. $269,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

26 E RAVENWOOD<br />

DR., OCEAN VIEW<br />

4 BR/ 2.5 BA home<br />

situated on over<br />

2.5 acres.<br />

$635,000<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

553 GROVE AVE.,<br />

ERMA<br />

3 BR/1.5 BA rancher<br />

with new siding and<br />

new vinyl fencing.<br />

$325,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

151 BEACH RD.,<br />

CMCH<br />

Bayfront lot located<br />

at the village of<br />

Pierce’s Point.<br />

$175,000<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

58 PINETREE DR.,<br />

VILLAS<br />

2 BR/1 BA home<br />

located on a<br />

120 x 125 lot.<br />

$259,900<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

1409 BEACH AVE.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

6 BR/5.5 BA beach<br />

front home with<br />

panoramic ocean<br />

views. $5,500,000<br />

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FOR SALE!<br />

825 WASHINGTON<br />

ST., 301, CAPE MAY<br />

New 4 BR/3 BA flat<br />

style condominium<br />

with garage parking.<br />

$1,185,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

169 ROUTE 47 S,<br />

CMCH<br />

Lovingly cared<br />

3 BR/ 2 BA home<br />

located on 1 acre lot.<br />

$434,000<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

600 WINSLOW AVE.,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

2 BR/1 BA home with<br />

a partially finished<br />

basement and two car<br />

garage. $409,000<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT<br />

- SPECIALTY CONTRACTOR LIAISON<br />

- PROPERTY WATCH<br />

- MAINTENANCE<br />

w<br />

www.DREService.com 609.898.1600<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

1119 INDIANA AVE.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

3 BR/1.5 BA home<br />

located close to<br />

downtown Cape<br />

May. $825,000


5/29: Around 7pm At The Ugly Mug<br />

Tim, Logan, Rich, Keith, Matthew<br />

Real Housewives of Cape May<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

« OPEN<br />

DINNER - Nightly<br />

LUNCH - Fri-Sun<br />

Order ONLINE @<br />

luckybones.com<br />

« Easy, Safe<br />

Pick-up at<br />

SHACK in<br />

the BACK<br />

Lucky Bones<br />

Backwater GrillE<br />

1200 ROUTE 109 S<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

609-884-TOGO<br />

« Custom Canned<br />

Cocktails and<br />

Drafts<br />

« Family-Sized<br />

GRANDMA PIE<br />

Half & Full<br />

Sheet Pan Size<br />

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INDOOR & OUTDOOR<br />

DINING 11:30-10 daily<br />

Wed-Sat 6-9<br />

Live music on the patio<br />

5/29: Around 7pm<br />

At The Ugly Mug<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Sun 11:30-2:30<br />

Bottomless mimosas<br />

Music by DJ Mike Dempsey<br />

Steve and friends<br />

3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com<br />

Marybeth, Steve, Kyle, Kyle, Chris<br />

Serving Lunch Tues-Sun<br />

& Dinner Every Night<br />

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

609-884-9119 tishasfinedining.com<br />

Mike, Bobby, Bruno, Tom, Chris<br />

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live music<br />

JUN 5 ... ElevenEleven Duo<br />

JUN 12 ... Que Farkas<br />

JUN 18 ... Marc Storace<br />

JUN 19 ... Que Farkas<br />

JUN 24 … Karate Garage<br />

JUN 26 … Marc Storace<br />

A Cape May<br />

Classic<br />

since 1926<br />

OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING<br />

All Your Favorite Mug Dishes... Plus Cocktails, Beer & Wine To Go!<br />

426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook<br />

June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 5


5/29: Around 7pm At The Ugly Mug<br />

Maddie, Lisa<br />

Will, Kristie Nick, Marissa Lindsey, John<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

THE NAIL<br />

IS BACK!<br />

Summer is right around the corner—and the Rusty Nail is ready!<br />

Kick off the season at our iconic bar and restaurant, serving up<br />

coastal cuisine, craft cocktails and the coldest draft beer<br />

in Cape May.<br />

Open DAILY | RESERVATIONS SUGGESTED<br />

RUSTYNAILCAPEMAY.COM<br />

205 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY, NJ 08204 | (609) 884-0017<br />

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The Best Recipes Begin at Gaiss’<br />

Open Every Day 9-6 • 609-886-5121<br />

1215 BAYSHORE ROAD, AT BATES AVENUE • VILLAS<br />

Now Carrying<br />

Fresh-Cut<br />

Tomahawk<br />

Steaks<br />

USDA Choice & Above-Custom Cut Meats<br />

& Fresh Cut-to-Order Deli Meats & Cheeses<br />

GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED...<br />

« International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages<br />

« Regional Award-Winning Bacon<br />

« National Award-Winning Hams<br />

« Gaiss’ Award-Winning Chorizo Chili<br />

WE PROUDLY SELL FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS<br />

« Cape May Crab Cakes<br />

« Busy Bee Honey<br />

« Harry & Beans Fresh Roasted Coffee Beans<br />

« Hank Sauce<br />

« Cape May Peanut Butter<br />

Family 39 99<br />

Barbecue Special<br />

3 lb Country Spare Ribs<br />

3 lb All Beef Patties<br />

1 lb Hot Dogs<br />

2 lb Chicken Legs<br />

Valid through 6/2/2021<br />

June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 7


The Exit Zero Information Page<br />

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />

ABOUT US<br />

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />

SEND A VACATION PHOTO<br />

Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />

General Manager Cathrine O’Brien<br />

Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan<br />

Content Manager Nicole James<br />

Distribution Managers Terry O’Brien,<br />

Melissa O’Donnell<br />

Artist & More Mike DeMusz<br />

Photographer Aleksey Moryakov<br />

609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />

Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine<br />

is delivered to around 300<br />

establishments in the area. We also<br />

operate a retail store, a restaurant<br />

and bar, all under the umbrella of Exit<br />

Zero Filling Station, located at 110<br />

Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful<br />

Cape Island.<br />

«Email us at photo@exitzero.com<br />

(write Photo Order in subject line) and<br />

tell us the date the photo appeared and<br />

on which page. If you don’t have email,<br />

call us on 609-770-8479.<br />

MAKE A RESERVATION<br />

«Email info@exitzero.com and write<br />

PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or<br />

call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,<br />

but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will<br />

show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!<br />

READ US ONLINE<br />

«We love pictures of our magazine on<br />

vacation. Email your photos and details<br />

to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON<br />

VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT<br />

send hard copies. They don’t print well.<br />

ADVERTISE<br />

Please note: We no longer offer<br />

subscriptions to our weekly magazine.<br />

Too many people were receiving issues<br />

very late or, in some cases, not at all.<br />

That’s all down to the vagaries of sending<br />

by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay<br />

$100 to get EZ delivered first-class (there<br />

is a hardcore of fans who DO this!). Call<br />

609-770-8479 if you’d like to order.<br />

«Exit Zero Filling Station is open yearround<br />

Mon-Fri 3-9 and Sat-Sun 12-9.<br />

To make a reservation for our private<br />

dining trailers, please call 609-770-<br />

8479.<br />

«You can read our issues online,<br />

courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.<br />

Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and<br />

click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.<br />

Enjoy!<br />

«This magazine is funded through<br />

advertising – so please support our<br />

advertisers! To discuss our affordable<br />

packages, contact Jack Wright on<br />

609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com.<br />

u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FUN FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST<br />

We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART<br />

CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit<br />

Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by June 10. Random winner will receive a $20 Exit Zero Filling<br />

Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image Happy hunting!<br />

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5/29: Around 5pm<br />

At Nauti Spirits<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Harbor<br />

View<br />

Tom, Shelly, Maddie, Matt, Cici<br />

RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR<br />

Inside & Outside Dining<br />

Serving Lunch & Dinner<br />

Thursday-Sunday<br />

Alex and friends<br />

HALF-<br />

PRICE<br />

APPS!<br />

Thu-Fri<br />

3-6pm<br />

Voted<br />

THE BEST<br />

Happy Hour<br />

in NJ!<br />

Happy Bachelorette Kristen!<br />

Sushi on our outside<br />

deck is back!<br />

954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY<br />

609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com<br />

June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 9


5/29: Around 5pm At Nauti Spirits<br />

Happy Bachelorette Ally!<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Uncle Bill’s<br />

Download COLLIER’S LIQUOR on the App Store<br />

today! Save 10% on your first order: SAVE10<br />

And FAMILY RESTAURANT<br />

OPEN Mon-Thu 10-9<br />

Fri, Sat 10-10 & Sun 11-9<br />

BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY<br />

Page 10 EXIT ZERO June 3, 2021<br />

Open daily 6:30-2<br />

Join our team! All positions available.<br />

New wine selections arriving daily!<br />

SAVE 10% on 6 bottles or more!<br />

202 JACKSON v 609-884-8488<br />

Follow us on Instagram & Facebook for Weekly Specials


Romantic Seaside Getaway<br />

9 Luxr Guest Rooms<br />

Sering Dinner<br />

Beginning at 5pm<br />

RESERVATIONS REQUIRED<br />

Live Piano Satrday Evenings<br />

1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090<br />

WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM<br />

• Limited Indoor Capacity •<br />

June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 11


5/29: Around 5pm<br />

At Nauti Spirits<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Want to be seen<br />

by around 21,000<br />

people every week?<br />

Advertise in EZ!<br />

609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com<br />

Elizabeth, Ally, Meg<br />

GREAT STEAKS<br />

AND SEAFOOD<br />

BAR OPEN<br />

WEDNESDAY THROUGH MONDAY<br />

STARTING AT 4pm<br />

SERVING DINNER<br />

WEDNESDAY THROUGH MONDAY<br />

STARTING AT 5pm<br />

615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY<br />

609-884-2111 • oysterbayrestaurant.com<br />

Page 12 EXIT ZERO June 3, 2021<br />

Dave, Mike, Christen, Jess<br />

Steve, Sean


IN/OUTDOOR DINING<br />

TO-GO COCKTAILS<br />

TAKEOUT & DELIVERY<br />

ORDER ONLINE<br />

609-522-8383<br />

100 E. TAYLOR AVE., WILDWOOD, NJ<br />

DOGTOOTHBAR.COM<br />

Wildwood’s<br />

OnLY<br />

BReWErY<br />

OUTDOOR PATIO<br />

LIVE MUSIC<br />

BEER, WINE & COCKTAILS<br />

FOOD & DRINK TO-GO<br />

609-846-7918<br />

127 RIO GRANDE AVE., WILDWOOD, NJ<br />

MUDHENBREW.COM<br />

FAST<br />

DELIVERY<br />

TO WILDWOOD<br />

BYOB WINE & BEER<br />

TAKEOUT & DELIVERY<br />

ORDER ONLINE<br />

AUTHENTIC NEAPOLITAN<br />

BRICK OVEN PIZZA<br />

609-600-3964<br />

4709 NEW JERSEY AVE., WILDWOOD, NJ<br />

POPPISBRICKOVEN.COM<br />

June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 13


Exit Zero Hospitality Is Hiring!<br />

Looking to work with a great crew in a fun place?<br />

• Prep Chefs<br />

• Sauté Chefs<br />

• Line Cooks<br />

• Prep Cooks<br />

we’re looking for...<br />

• Dishwashers<br />

• Expeditors<br />

• Food Runners<br />

• Bussers<br />

• Managers<br />

• Servers<br />

• Bartenders<br />

• Hosts<br />

Exit Zero Filling Station is looking<br />

for high-energy, dependable and<br />

responsible applicants to join our team.<br />

Experience in a similiar position is<br />

preferred. Excellent communication<br />

skills and standards for cleanliness and<br />

safety are required. Must be available<br />

to work weekends and holidays.<br />

Apply online at exitzero.com/jobs<br />

or in person at 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May<br />

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5/29: Around 5pm<br />

At Nauti Spirits<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Christian, Jeanie, Tyler, Greg<br />

10am-10pm l Free Delivery<br />

Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052<br />

Adored by<br />

Visitors...<br />

Loved by<br />

Locals!<br />

Dino, Pedro, Isabelle, Deanna, Hector<br />

New<br />

Gluten-free<br />

options!<br />

Tom, Debbie, Mark, Shanaya<br />

NEW OUTDOOR DINING!<br />

Monday<br />

8-9, Tuesday 8-2<br />

Wednesday-Saturday 8-9<br />

& Sunday 8-2<br />

Beach & Grant 609-884-3772<br />

June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 15


Where We’re Eating<br />

Here’s what the EZ team were chowing on this week<br />

CAPE MAY’S ONLY<br />

BEACHFRONT LIQUOR STORE<br />

HOURS: WEDNESDAY - SUNDAY · 10AM - 10PM<br />

BEACH AT MADISON AVENUE • CAPE MAY, NJ<br />

(609) 884-6114 • HARRYSCAPEMAY.COM<br />

Page 16 EXIT ZERO June 3, 2021<br />

Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or,<br />

maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s<br />

excellent dining establishments. Everything is totally different<br />

on the food landscape these days, but in the interests of<br />

the public, we are still venturing out there and enjoying the<br />

victuals provided by local eateries.<br />

The place: George’s Place, in the Washington Commons shopping<br />

center, near the Acme. This marks the 23rd George’s Place to open in<br />

the last week. Okay, we exaggerate, but those Karapanagiotis boys are<br />

on a roll. Brothers Yianni and Pete, along with their trusty henchmen<br />

Nikos and George, are actually on their fourth George’s now. Two in<br />

Cape May, one in Cape May Court House and now also in Wildwood<br />

Crest.<br />

The vibe: Jack, Diane and baby Oban Ray hit up George’s in the<br />

Washington Commons, at the site which used to house Egg and Dart,<br />

a short-lived but very good breakfast joint. Because baby Oban is only<br />

six weeks old and not really mixing it with the general populace yet,<br />

we opted for the outside seats, sheltered by small cypress trees, with<br />

a view of Our Lady Star of the Sea church, which made the Catholic<br />

girl inside Diane happy. We chatted with owner Pete, whose baby<br />

boy Theo was born two days earlier than Oban and is already smiling,<br />

something which Oban has so far only mastered in his sleep.<br />

The food: Jack had his favorite George’s breakfast dish, the smoked<br />

salmon scramble, with capers. Capers are good! Smoked salmon and<br />

scrambled eggs are good! And bagels with cream cheese are good!<br />

Washed down with an OJ. Diane has gone on a real sweet tooth binge<br />

since giving birth and tucked into the limoncello French toast. There<br />

was a 10-minute break in proceedings for Diane as Oban enjoyed HIS<br />

breakfast, a liquid treat which very much resembled what he usually<br />

has for lunch and dinner (to be honest, he eats every 90 minutes).<br />

The takeaway: The George’s crew know how to get good food out<br />

consistently, and that’s a lot harder than it seems. You can also check<br />

out the other parts of their empire — the tapas joint Shamone in Cape<br />

May; Vintage, a must-visit dinner spot which opened last year at the<br />

Emlen Physick Estate on Washington Street; Younger Brother on the<br />

Cape May beachfront; and SCOLA, a romantical little eatery in Cape<br />

May Court House.


5/29: Around 5pm At Nauti Spirits<br />

Dan, Alex, Solomon, Joe<br />

Mary, Ruth, Dan Barry<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Discover La Mer Beachfront<br />

Resort's Restaurant<br />

Serving incredible dishes using the freshest<br />

ingredients, many of which feature seafood<br />

caught right off our coast.<br />

Looking for your<br />

new favorite<br />

lunch spot?<br />

The Pier house<br />

is open daily for<br />

breakfast, lunch<br />

& dinner!<br />

1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

609-898-2244 or 609-884-9000<br />

capemaylamer.com/dining<br />

June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 17


Feed Our Friends<br />

Exit Zero Filling Station has enjoyed delivering meals to many deserving families since April 2020 and have no plans to stop any time soon. It’s called<br />

FEED OUR FRIENDS and we will deliver a feast of food to a deserving individual or family. It could be someone who has been a great volunteer and<br />

community servant, or someone who just needs a break.<br />

The only way to nominate someone is to write to info@exitzero.com with FEED OUR FRIENDS in the subject line.<br />

Give us the name, address, cell number and tell us why they deserve it. We will do the rest!<br />

Brunell family<br />

Miller and Zeiss family<br />

Dougherty family<br />

Cathy Smith with EZ employee Melissa O’Donnell<br />

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Undertow<br />

Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />

Ah, June. That time of year when visitors<br />

from near and far happily descend<br />

on our tony little hamlet, an annual<br />

pilgrimage handed down through the<br />

generations. And the people that live<br />

here start mumbling, “Is it September yet?” Also<br />

handed down through the generations.<br />

It’s been a big week here at Exit Zero as the<br />

worst-kept secret in town officially became a<br />

non-secret. Or, as others might call it; a fact.<br />

You’ve probably read the breathless reporting<br />

that Exit Zero is taking over food and retail at<br />

the Cape May-Lewes Ferry, signing a minimum<br />

10-year (!!!) lease, which is awesome, but also<br />

depressing that Jack Wright will be pushing<br />

70 and I’ll probably be dead before he signs a<br />

second lease. (Sorry, it’s the Irish-Catholic in<br />

me.) The plan, as far as I know, and they keep<br />

me in the dark pretty good around here, is to just<br />

kind of get it open for 2021, then start renovating<br />

and rebranding over the next several years to<br />

the tune of $2 million dollars! (This, after being<br />

denied a $25-a-night raise for TNT… sorry,<br />

Irish-Catholic.) Anyway, we’re all pretty excited<br />

around here, and Jack has successfully expanded<br />

the kingdom he will eventually hand down to<br />

Oban Ray when he ages into his reign as King of<br />

Harbor Stone Docks. (Sorry, I just finished Game<br />

of Thrones.)<br />

When I told Jack I finished GoT, he said,<br />

“Great, what’s next, that new cop show Kojak?”<br />

Heh. I’m convinced Jack only keeps getting new<br />

buildings and leases because nobody understands<br />

his stupid Scottish brogue, so they<br />

politely nod along and smile, then a bunch of<br />

lawyers show up.<br />

I’ll have much, much more on this in the<br />

coming weeks/months/years. If I know Jack as<br />

well as I think I do (and I think I know him<br />

pretty well), it will be a massive success and he<br />

will pack on another 50lbs as he does with every<br />

massive success. Magazine, restaurant, baby,<br />

plus, if my math is right, about six others. (That’s<br />

a pretty solid burn right there.)<br />

Speaking of packing on 50lbs, I totally forgot<br />

my Weekly Weight Watch last week, but the rest<br />

of the column was so awesome I bet you barely<br />

noticed! I’ve been hovering within a pound or<br />

two of 240 the last several weeks, so you didn’t<br />

miss much. But now it’s time to get down to<br />

brass tacks if I want to show off my new Speedo<br />

thong this summer. (You can’t unsee it now.)<br />

Cath and I stopped by Pedego-Palooza last<br />

Saturday to eat some burgers and meet some<br />

folks. Cath was the hit of the party, of course,<br />

singing “Crazy” and “Stand By Your Man” with<br />

Coastal Tide (Dave Veneziale and Rob Moffett,<br />

who proved his intelligence by telling me he<br />

reads The Undertow first every week), who<br />

were strumming tunes for the event. Pedego<br />

(a super-nifty electric bike shop) is in the old<br />

June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 19


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Seaside Cheese and operated by<br />

David Cassidy (no relation to<br />

David Cassidy), his wife Sharon<br />

and other assorted hangers-on.<br />

David is a longtime Philly music<br />

guy and helps run WCFA-LP and<br />

we chatted about songs and bands<br />

with sad backstories. (Do not, I<br />

repeat, DO NOT Google Badfinger,<br />

“Dancing in the Moonlight” or the<br />

lyrics to the Warren Zevon classic<br />

“Excitable Boy.”) Wishing you guys<br />

the best of luck, and if you need a<br />

celebrity endorsement I had my<br />

eye on the Ridge Rider. (Honestly,<br />

I got the rock star treatment over<br />

there, when in reality I’m just a<br />

humble, handsome, godawfully<br />

talented man.)<br />

Unexpected Surprise of the<br />

Week: My Thursday delivery<br />

route started at 7am by flipping<br />

on WXPN to “And here’s a song<br />

from Lizzo.” Ugh. I am genetically<br />

predisposed to dislike hip-hop<br />

as I find it sort of an empty art<br />

form (though not as bad as reggae)<br />

and the droning Drake and<br />

DaBaby tracks my sons play every<br />

time we get in the car has only<br />

reinforced this position. Also, all I<br />

really knew about Lizzo was thongs<br />

on the sidelines at Lakers games<br />

and being mostly naked in her videos.<br />

(She is a plus-size lady, and,<br />

while I think her body positivity is<br />

awesome, it’s not my thing.) What<br />

followed was a goddamn delight of<br />

a song called “Good As Hell” that<br />

I have listened to at least another<br />

20 times since. And so should you.<br />

Cape Island Home & Garden<br />

got a very sharp-looking new sign<br />

in front of their amazing little nursery<br />

on Broadway, but I can’t say I’m<br />

not going to miss the old jawn with<br />

“10,999 ¾ Plants in Rear” spray<br />

painted on it. I’m wistful like that.<br />

To the lady who was<br />

WALKING ACROSS THE WHITE<br />

KNUCKLE BRIDGE between Cape<br />

May and Wildwood Crest and<br />

WALKING ON THE ROAD AND<br />

NOT THE SIDEWALK, there are<br />

easier ways to kill yourself. (Is the<br />

column a little dark this week? It<br />

feels a little dark.)<br />

Heartbreaker of the Week:<br />

The past 50 or so weeks, actually.<br />

Driving past the Villas Senior<br />

Center on delivery and seeing “WE<br />

MISS YOU” in the window. We<br />

miss you, too, seniors. With what<br />

looks like the inevitable end of the<br />

lockdown approaching, soon your<br />

kids can go back to not visiting<br />

you like usual instead of having a<br />

pandemic to blame. (This is what<br />

we call a joke. You might think it’s<br />

funny, you might think it’s mean.<br />

But if it moves you enough to<br />

send me an angry email, at least<br />

put your name on it. The world is<br />

not Twitter. And it does actually<br />

make me sad, but I am not paid the<br />

princely sum of $50 a week to write<br />

about my touchy-feelies.)<br />

Ran into Patrick Logue,<br />

Managing Whoziwatz at Exit Zero<br />

Global or something like that,<br />

as I was dropping off magazines<br />

at the ferry. I asked how things<br />

were going and he made the mistake<br />

of thinking I was sincere and<br />

launched into a long answer as I<br />

slowly walked away. Sorry, Patrick,<br />

but the ferry is, like, my sixth-tolast<br />

stop, and at that point I’m like<br />

the carriage horse trotting home<br />

at the end of the day; I don’t care<br />

about anything but hitting the hay.<br />

(Please read that again and see<br />

how many levels my jokes work<br />

on. Horse. Hay. Genius.)<br />

Power Couple of the Week: As<br />

if getting married last week wasn’t<br />

enough, I spied the dynamic duo<br />

of Jon Katity and Leslie Weidel at<br />

Planet Fitness. (Yes, I’m into fitness…<br />

fitness whole pizza in my<br />

mouth.) They looked very glossy<br />

but very happy. Leslie makes soap<br />

and hosts a podcast, Jon is also<br />

known as musician Behind the<br />

Beautiful (and potential future<br />

Love Me Dude). All they lack,<br />

really, is an appropriate power couple<br />

nickname like Bennifer. Lon<br />

Keidel? Jeslie Wakkity? I vote Jeslie<br />

Wakkity.<br />

The only people who care if<br />

you wear a mask are people you<br />

shouldn’t care if they care if you<br />

wear a mask.<br />

’Til next week, don’t get caught<br />

in The Undertow.


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New Show At SOMA<br />

The NewArt Gallery announces second art exhibition of the 2021 season<br />

SOMA NewArt Gallery announces its<br />

second art exhibition of the 2021 season,<br />

featuring three regional solo artists<br />

and their work. “Continuum” by<br />

Wendy Wolfinger Coleman, “Cape May<br />

Light and Shadow” by Phil Courtney and “On<br />

A Solitary Walk” by Evelyn Dolan will be on<br />

display June 5 through July 4.<br />

Coleman’s continuum connects representational<br />

work with abstract work through<br />

a vibrant array of colors, texture and light.<br />

Courtney portrays nature’s beauty and captures<br />

Cape May’s glowing luminescence with ease<br />

and proficiency. Dolan was inspired by unusual<br />

concepts this year having time to reflect on<br />

positive aspects of a confined existence.<br />

There will be an opening night Meet the<br />

Artist reception on Saturday, June 5 from 6 to<br />

9pm. Art lovers are invited to attend and enjoy<br />

an evening of art and conversation.<br />

SOMA is located at 31 Perry Street in<br />

Carpenters Square Mall, Cape May. For more<br />

information, please contact the gallery by<br />

emailing stevesomagallery@gmail.com.<br />

“Jackson Street Color” by Phil Courtney and more can be seen at the gallery beginning June 5.<br />

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Who doesn’t like a good episode<br />

of The Twilight Zone? Many try<br />

to imitate but none have succeeded<br />

to top Rod Sterling’s classic.<br />

Maybe I’m being nostalgic.<br />

The series originally aired in 1959 and lasted<br />

until 1964, a year before I was born, with 156<br />

episodes. I didn’t catch on until reruns much<br />

later. But the show lived on with those reruns,<br />

a few reimagined versions — most recently<br />

from Jordan Peele in 2017 — and even a movie<br />

version in 1983. Still, the original prevails as<br />

the standard bearer! TV Guide declared it the<br />

fifth most important show of all time.<br />

Since it first aired, other shows have tried<br />

to build on the genre. Think Outer Limits, which<br />

first aired in 1963 or Night Gallery, one of my<br />

favorites also from Rod Sterling, which first<br />

came out in 1969. All cool shows, but The<br />

Twilight Zone is the best. You can even say The<br />

X-Files and Tales from the Crypt were inspired by<br />

The Twilight Zone, but they didn’t inspire me.<br />

So, there is the legend. Now let’s see how a<br />

new series “inspired by” fairs.<br />

The Movie Column<br />

By arts columnist Tom Sims<br />

Solos is a new show streaming on Amazon<br />

Prime featuring some of the finest actors —<br />

Anne Hathaway, Morgan Freeman, Helen<br />

Mirren, Anthony Mackie, Uzo Adub — giving<br />

outstanding performances. The stories are<br />

“zone-ish” in that they are “other worldly” …<br />

but do they live up to the TZ standard?<br />

The shows have some high points, and<br />

I want to love them. Anne Hathaway’s story<br />

was perhaps the most intriguing and com-<br />

pelling — a time traveler is trying to save her<br />

mother, but can she save herself? Many of<br />

the other shows fall short of moving. There is<br />

much expository dialogue — much of it soliloquy<br />

style — that’s heady and cerebral. The<br />

episode titled “Sasha” is a remarkable demonstration<br />

of Aduba’s acting abilities. That segment<br />

is based on life after the pandemic, and<br />

a woman who refuses to leave her house. You<br />

would think something that timely would be<br />

inspiring. Again, it fell short.<br />

For my money, I’d turn to a quirky sci-fi<br />

“zone-ish” show called Electric Dreams, which<br />

also appeared on Amazon a couple of years<br />

ago but could have been missed. The series<br />

is also made up of longer episodes of quirky<br />

fantasy tales. Stars from the series include<br />

Bryan Cranston, Janelle Monae, and Terrence<br />

Howard, among others. Compared to Solos,<br />

there is as much investment in artistic direction<br />

— maybe more — and talent, but they put<br />

more stock in something paramount to all that<br />

— storytelling. In the end, that is what puts us<br />

n the imagination zone.<br />

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Bird Droppings<br />

Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />

To commemorate the publication of<br />

Kevin Karlson and my newest book<br />

Bird Families of North America (August<br />

release) I am laying down a 10 families<br />

challenge to readers. I’m challenging<br />

you to go out and find a representative<br />

member of at least 10 out of the 50 or so bird<br />

families represented in North America.<br />

It’s more challenging than identifying ten<br />

species, but you can manage this feat by visiting<br />

Cape May Point State Park where your<br />

first family group will be the ducks, geese and<br />

swans on Bunker Pond, all representatives<br />

of the Anatidae. So only one is countable.<br />

Hugging the shoreline, you are sure to see one<br />

of the herons and egrets, representatives of the<br />

Ardeidae. While the American Ornithological<br />

Society lumps gulls and terns in the same<br />

family, regarding them as subfamilies, Kevin<br />

and I split them into the Laidae (gulls) and<br />

Sternidae, terns. Gulls plop to the surface,<br />

terns hover and dive. On the shore or wading<br />

in the shallows you might find a migrating<br />

shorebird, mostly smaller than herons and<br />

brown, these fall in the Scolopacidae (sandpipers)<br />

or Charadriidae (Piping Plover) out<br />

on the beach. An Oystercatcher will credit you<br />

with a member of the Haematopidae.<br />

Looking up, vultures (Black or Turkey)<br />

are in the Cathartidae and hawks and eagles<br />

in the Accipitridae. Osprey is in its own family<br />

— the Pandionidae. While scanning the<br />

skies, you are bound to find a swallow or two,<br />

all representatives of the Hirundinidae. That’s<br />

10! But don’t stop now — starlings and House<br />

Sparrows represent two more family groups,<br />

and any pigeon or dove represents another<br />

new family. Any jay or crow moves you ahead<br />

one more family — the Corvidae.<br />

Another species you will encounter in<br />

South Cape May is a large, yellow-breasted<br />

buffoonish bird called the “Yellow-breasted<br />

Chat.” The bird will draw your attention with<br />

a cacophony of chortles, catcalls and whistles.<br />

For many years, the chat was ranked among<br />

the warbler, but is now split into the sole representative<br />

of its own family, the Icteridae. At<br />

the end of the road, before the dune crossover,<br />

you’ll pass a cattail marsh where Virginia<br />

Rails are, although they are difficult to find.<br />

You may hear the bird’s call, a descending<br />

series of pig-like grunts or a mechanical series<br />

that sounds like “kidick…kidick…kidick….”<br />

Birds identified by sound count as well as<br />

those identified by sight. That strident chatter<br />

you hear comes from the Least Tern colony<br />

on the other side of the dune. But you already<br />

have terns.<br />

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The Activity Column<br />

Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, open your ears to an outdoor concert!<br />

Nothing enhances a summer evening<br />

like music.<br />

Despite the challenges of controlling<br />

sound outdoors, musicians<br />

have been performing al fresco for<br />

millennia. Instruments designed for communication<br />

like drums, bagpipes and horns, were<br />

adapted for entertainment. Drums that keep<br />

soldiers marching in formation also work for<br />

dancing; the mournful tones of the bagpipes,<br />

said to carry for ten miles, lend themselves<br />

to ballads; and bugle calls, the soldier’s alarm<br />

clock, can also signal the start of a party.<br />

Early on, amphitheaters were built in canyons<br />

or ravines where nature could help to<br />

reflect sound. Architects of the first “bowls,”<br />

like the theater at Delphi, cleverly used the<br />

two faces of a chasm to reflect sound, made<br />

the seats out of stone to further amplify, and<br />

inserted empty jugs among the seats to add<br />

resonance. It worked well enough that a whisper<br />

on stage could be heard from the last<br />

row. Later, town squares served as musical<br />

venues, using surrounding buildings to focus<br />

and amplify sound. In the electronic age, early<br />

loudspeakers were problematic, resulting in<br />

distorted sound, odd lags and echoes, and the<br />

necessity of requiring listeners nearest the<br />

speakers to endure very high volume. Digital<br />

speakers have improved things dramatically.<br />

Free outdoor concerts, like at Cape May’s<br />

Rotary Park, introduce new audiences to<br />

music. Grab a lawn chair, bring a picnic dinner,<br />

your well-behaved dog, and your fidgety<br />

children, who can dance until the music<br />

lulls them to sleep. The Rotary Park concerts<br />

feature traditional brass bands, barbershop<br />

quartets, and banjo groups throughout the<br />

summer. They start at 7pm. Call 609-884-<br />

9565 for more information.<br />

The Emlen Physick Estate Outdoor Stage<br />

will present a series of classical music concerts<br />

this summer, as well as a June 27th<br />

concert featuring R&B favorites with Paula<br />

Johns. Tickets are $25. Visit capemaymac.org<br />

for information.<br />

Many outdoor restaurants also feature<br />

music — check with your favorite eatery.<br />

Concerts at the ferry terminal will return this<br />

year every Wednesday starting July 7. You can<br />

also enjoy music outdoors at local wineries.<br />

For example, Hawk Haven Vineyard has local<br />

singer/songwriters on summer Saturdays.<br />

Jessie Creek Winery has music on Saturday<br />

afternoons by their fire pits from 3 to 6:30pm.<br />

Reservations are required, and COVID-19<br />

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Take The Chill<br />

Challenge!<br />

Tom, Steve, Gloria, Tom, Keagan<br />

Take an active role in demonstrating<br />

that you care about Cape May by making<br />

some energetic energy choices!<br />

• Buy locally and invest in and use your own reusable grocery bags<br />

• Invest in and use a reusable water bottle and coffee mug<br />

• Use cloth towels instead of paper<br />

• Turn water off when not in use like when cleaning your teeth<br />

• Cut your shower time and use cooler water<br />

• Rinse and Recycle all that you can<br />

• When you can, ride a bike or walk<br />

• Be respectful of our trees<br />

• Find local farmers markets and shop there – it’s fresh and fun<br />

• Carry litter from the beach and use containers provided<br />

• Dry towels and clothing on a clothes line when possible<br />

• STOP idling your car<br />

• Turn off lights when not in use/needed<br />

• Use LED light bulbs and unplug electronics when not in use<br />

• Grow your flower or vegetable garden with plants that attract bees<br />

and butterflies, and require less water<br />

• Tread lightly – explore local nature centers and trails<br />

• Build responsibly – Support Green Energy!<br />

ACT PERSONALLY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR THE<br />

CAPE MAY COMMUNITY WE ALL LOVE!<br />

Environmental Commission meets fourth Tuesday each month at<br />

11am in City Hall. All are welcome. Get involved! THANK YOU!<br />

Delco and Chesco familes<br />

Rob, Joe, Jess<br />

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Raw Local & world honey<br />

Clean, natural Face & body care<br />

Pure beeswax candles<br />

over 40 varieties<br />

$6.99 flat rate shipping for online orders<br />

135 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May [ across<br />

across from exit zero ] |<br />

] | 609-425-6434 | capemayhoneyfarm.com<br />

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Cape May Wicker<br />

Two locations open seven days 9 to 5<br />

1930 Route 9, Clermont | 609-624-3031<br />

203 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May | 609-884-1849<br />

capemaywicker.net<br />

It’s always 5 o’clock once you get<br />

your own Margaritaville Tiki Bar<br />

and stools! $999 limited stock<br />

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5/28: Around 6pm At Cape May Brew Co.<br />

Brew Crew<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

OVER 50 STORES UNDER ONE ROOF<br />

OPEN FRIDAY - MONDAY<br />

antique furniture • accessories • estate jewelry • vintage memorabilia • framed artwork • home goods<br />

Beach Plum Bakery and Café<br />

609.770.8261 | 484 Perry Street, Cape May | thewestendgarage.com<br />

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5/28: Around 6pm At Cape May Brew Co.<br />

Jacqui, Jason<br />

Emily, Jeff<br />

Anthony, Alexis<br />

Jake, Mary Chris, Colleen Shannon, Sherry<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

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The Answer Lady invites inquiries from<br />

gentle readers on all manner of relationship<br />

quandaries, matters of the<br />

heart and ethics. If you’d like to send<br />

a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or,<br />

simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate<br />

the wisdom herein.<br />

Dear Answer Lady<br />

I’m a musician and formed a group with<br />

two other friends. We were getting a lot of gigs<br />

until COVID hit but are now getting back. I just<br />

got three bookings and when I told our drummer,<br />

he told me that he is with another group,<br />

but can do both. However, he could not do the<br />

dates I booked because of the other band’s commitments.<br />

I said, “What am I supposed to do?<br />

Tell the bar owner to pick three other dates?”<br />

“Yes,” he said. Now I can’t just say yes to gigs,<br />

but must check with him first. I’m afraid if I<br />

tell him to choose, he’ll opt for the other group<br />

which is trendier. I don’t want it to affect our<br />

friendship, but I feel a little betrayed. Should I<br />

ignore it and just carry on? — Marching To A<br />

Different Drummer<br />

The Answer Lady<br />

Wise answers to perplexing questions<br />

Dear Marching<br />

The Answer Lady is always surprised at<br />

how readers answer their own question just<br />

by the nom de plum they choose. Find another<br />

drummer or adjust without one because this is<br />

clearly about more than a drummer in demand.<br />

Act now while the change can be made with<br />

civility. To help you, go to Good Scents for some<br />

aromatic candles. Breathe and when you break<br />

the news, be very kind and then — move on.<br />

Dear Answer Lady<br />

My mother-in-law told me that she kept<br />

my father-in-law drugged after a recent operation<br />

just so she “wouldn’t hear him whine and<br />

ask for stuff.” Stuff? You know like water, food,<br />

help to get to the bathroom. I am so appalled<br />

by this. She could have killed him — I suspect<br />

she isn’t always operating with a full deck, if<br />

you catch my meaning. She told me after about<br />

three cocktails and started laughing. Should<br />

I tell my husband or father-in-law? I don’t<br />

know if they’ll believe me. They think she is the<br />

queen of the universe. And, he is on the mend<br />

and seems ok but... — Scratching My Head<br />

Dear Scratching<br />

You are in the middle of a dysfunctional<br />

family dynamic which has been going on for a<br />

long time. Telling them will make no difference<br />

in their behavior. Just be happy he survived her<br />

“care.” To keep your own reality in check, treat<br />

yourself to a lovely ensemble at Victorious.<br />

Make sure you accessorize to help shake the<br />

bad vibes away. One suggestion, if you get sick<br />

and need “care,” call in a professional.<br />

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5/28: Around 6pm At<br />

Cape May Brew Co.<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Will, Kyle<br />

Alex, Tom<br />

Megan, Sue, Kelsey, Rob, Moke<br />

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5/24: West Cape May Commissioners Dedicate Bench<br />

In Memory Of Doris Jacobsen In Wilbraham Park<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Mayor Carol Sabo<br />

Judy, Miss Marie, Austin, Bob<br />

Susan, Wayne<br />

Mayor Carol Sabo, Former Mayor Pam Kaithern, Deputy Mayor Peter Burke<br />

Doug, Joanne, Sharon, Ken<br />

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An Early American Open-Air Living History Museum<br />

SPRING WALKING TOURS<br />

Enjoy beautiful weather as you take a guided<br />

walk through a portion of Historic Cold Spring<br />

Village and experience the mystique of days<br />

gone by. Learn the history of the Village<br />

buildings and the lifestyles of those who<br />

worked and lived in them.<br />

Visit the Country Store where you can purchase<br />

a unique souvenir of the Village, then enjoy a<br />

complimentary mini flight tasting (4oz) at Cold<br />

Spring Brewery (beer, sarsaparilla, or water).<br />

Tours are offered at 11 am, March 20-June 18<br />

$12 per person ($10.00 children 3-12)<br />

Members receive a $2 discount<br />

Advanced registration required. Tours begin at<br />

the Seashore Road/Rt.626 Gate House.<br />

Please visit hcsv.org and click on the big red<br />

BOOK NOW button for pricing and tour dates.<br />

Ghost Walks are also available!<br />

Visit our website for more info.<br />

The Brewery is open Thu-Sat 12-8pm<br />

and Sun 12-6pm<br />

Gift Cards & Growlers Available!<br />

Beer Service in our Beer Grove<br />

Up to groups of 4 inside, 8 outside<br />

LIVE music almost every Saturday!<br />

Climate Controlled UV air purifiers installed<br />

to reduce airborne germs<br />

All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum<br />

733-735 Seashore Road, Cape May 609-898-2300 hcsv.org<br />

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Interactive Family Fun... Rain or Shine!<br />

OPEN AIR MUSEUM - PET FRIENDLY<br />

5/28: Around 4pm<br />

At Harry’s<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Now Open Daily!!!<br />

Ask about a Membership for unlimited 1 year<br />

admission, special event admission, Gift Shop<br />

Discounts and even our 2021 Challenge Coin!<br />

AVIATION MUSEUM<br />

AT THE<br />

CAPE MAY AIRPORT<br />

• Sit in the cockpit!<br />

• Climb an air-traffic control tower!<br />

• Coast Guard & 9/11 exhibit area<br />

Green family<br />

Learn about a<br />

variety of aircraft!<br />

Matt, Alexis, Amy, Peter<br />

www.usnasw.org<br />

Open<br />

Daily<br />

10am-4pm<br />

(609) 886-8787<br />

500 Forrestal Road, Cape May Airport<br />

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Len, Andrey, Emile, Mia


5/28: Around 4pm<br />

At Harry’s<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

SUMMER COLLEGE SPECIAL<br />

3 Months for $124<br />

Special valid thru June 15<br />

With valid college ID<br />

Andrew, Lena, Toba, Marissa<br />

Ryan, Nick, Charles, Lauren<br />

@northbeachgym<br />

Maryann, Kevin, Kyle, Brenda<br />

NORTHBEACHGYM.COM<br />

3845 Bayshore Road<br />

North Cape May (Acme Plaza)<br />

609-898-3800<br />

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5/28: Around 4pm At Harry’s<br />

Sewell Ave Crew<br />

Nathan Cwik<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

FREE Bumper Stickers That Say....<br />

Available at Exit Zero & the Following Churches and Merchants:<br />

Givens<br />

Peace Pie<br />

Marlene’s<br />

Beach Love<br />

Good Scents<br />

Dellas 5 & 10<br />

Madame’s Port<br />

Across The Way<br />

South of Jackson<br />

Madison’s Bakery<br />

Flying Fish Studio<br />

Central Park Farm<br />

Collier's Liquor Store<br />

Ostara’s Coffee House<br />

Louisa’s Chocolate Bar<br />

Spirit Catcher Photography<br />

Red Door Gallery in Woodland Village<br />

Import Bazaar<br />

Kaleidoscope<br />

Swede Things<br />

Making Waves<br />

Snippers Salon<br />

Casale’s Shoes<br />

Just For Laughs<br />

El Paso Grocery<br />

Episcopal Church of the Advent<br />

Enchanted Fiber<br />

A Place on Earth<br />

Cape Winds Florist<br />

Pedego Electric Bikes<br />

Beef Jerky Experience<br />

Antojos (Mexican Cravings)<br />

Gorman’s Wines and Spirits<br />

Cape Atlantic Book Company<br />

Calvary Chapel Cape May<br />

Cape Island Baptist Church<br />

or call Dottie and Mal Knapp at (609) 675-5640<br />

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5/28: Around 4pm<br />

At Harry’s<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Cape May’s Premiere<br />

Family Entertainment Centers<br />

Play Games, Win Prizes<br />

Nick, Madeline, Sean, Rosemarie<br />

Visit the NEW Beach Arcade<br />

Randy, Ryan<br />

Steve, Dee, Kathleen, Liz, Michelle, Donna, Mark, Sean<br />

609-884-7020<br />

Two Locations, Fully Airconditioned<br />

Beach Arcade @ 406 Beach Ave<br />

Family Fun Arcade@ 732 Beach Ave<br />

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5/28: Around 4pm At Harry’s<br />

Chuck, Sonja<br />

Eileen, Matt<br />

Nancy, Michael Kathleen, Bill Lori, Dan<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

The New Capemaymusiccafe.com<br />

The Music You Love to Love ♥<br />

Soft Rock - Easy Listening - Classic Hits Thru The Decades


5/28: Around 4pm<br />

At Harry’s<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Feel the Sweet Breeze<br />

of Peace of Mind<br />

YOGA ON THE BEACH<br />

ONLY<br />

Behind the Cape May<br />

$5!<br />

Convention Center<br />

Sun, Mon, Fri & Sat 8:00 AM<br />

Alex, Andrew, Nick<br />

Visit yogacapemay.com<br />

for a complete schedule<br />

or call Karen Manette Bosna<br />

609-827-8886<br />

The Gypsy Yogini<br />

Weather Permitting<br />

@beachyogacapemay<br />

www.yogacapemay.com<br />

Linda, Fred<br />

BOTTOMLINE CHURCH<br />

New Jersey’s ONLY church that meets<br />

dockside at a Marina<br />

LOCATED AT UTSCH’S MARINA — D DOCK<br />

sunday worship services @ 8am<br />

Come by Boat, Car, Bike or Walk<br />

All are welcome for a casual<br />

service and fellowship<br />

join us as we enjoy the creation while learning of the creator<br />

Dream Team<br />

Pastor Joe Springer 609-703-0448<br />

bottomlinechurch.com • bottomlinechurch@aol.com<br />

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Robert Panaccio, VMD<br />

Robert Moffatt, VMD<br />

Nancy Reilly, VMD<br />

Patricia J. Link, DVM<br />

5/22: Pedego Palooza<br />

In West Cape May<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY CATHRINE O’BRIEN<br />

694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May<br />

609-884-1729<br />

capemayvet.com<br />

Sharon, Aidan, Sharon<br />

hours by appointment<br />

re: think Health<br />

Insurance<br />

Millennium Administrators is an<br />

insurance agency focused exclusively on<br />

health insurance for the independent<br />

contractor, individual & employer —<br />

large or small<br />

Dave, Terry, David, Rob<br />

For a free quote, call 866-MHG-2489<br />

or email spicard@millennium-tpa.com<br />

www.millennium-tpa.com<br />

Lenny, Rich<br />

Jim and Judy Hull<br />

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />

STAR is a sweet girl who came to the shelter<br />

when her owner got sick and could no longer<br />

care for her. She is a little nervous when meeting<br />

new people, but quickly becomes friendly<br />

and social. Star loves to play fetch and thinks<br />

she is a lap dog despite her 94-pound stature.<br />

She is learning more behavior cues and will<br />

make a loving companion to any family.<br />

MOOSE came to the shelter when his family<br />

could not devote the time to him that<br />

he needed. He is an active boy who is treat<br />

motivated to enjoy his training. Moose loves<br />

running around the yard and going on walks<br />

to explore his environment. He does live well<br />

with children and would be best if adopted by<br />

an active family who will keep him busy.<br />

PERSEPHONE is a calm, sweet and 77-pound<br />

girl. She is a little leery of strangers, but once<br />

she is comfortable, she loves cuddles and to<br />

be pet. Persephone has great leash skills but<br />

is afraid of loud noises. Her last home was too<br />

busy so she would do best in a calm household.<br />

Persephone would make a loving companion<br />

to any family.<br />

THE LOCALS<br />

CAPE MAY’S PREMIERE TALK RADIO SHOW<br />

Hosts John Cooke, Michael Clarke, Joe McLaughlin, Brady Schoenrock, Wendy Collins<br />

and Ed McDonough cover all you need to know about Cape May and the area.<br />

Now available as a podcast on Facebook, the Soundcloud app, iTunes and at harpoonsonthebay.com.<br />

underwritten by Cape Assist l Uncle Bill’s Pancake House, Cape May & N. Cape May l Exit Zero Filling Station l Harpoons on the Bay<br />

sound & editing by tom hogan / interested in hosting a locals show? write to ejmmatt16@gmail.com<br />

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />

LADY BUG is a playful girl who has had a lot<br />

happen in her life. She was abandoned in the<br />

woods, had a litter of kittens and tested positive<br />

for FIV. Lady Bug is healthy and happy<br />

depsite her condition and is up to date on all<br />

vaccinations as well at spayed. She will be<br />

good in a home with children and needs a safe<br />

and loving family to take her in.<br />

DORY is a one-and-a-half-year-old girl who<br />

came to the shelter when her owner moved<br />

back to Puerto Rico and she couldn’t handle<br />

the air travel. It may take some time but once<br />

you give her a little love Dory will warm right<br />

up to you. She hasn’t lived with kids, other cats<br />

or dogs, but a slow introduction should be fine<br />

and make her a great house pet.<br />

TOPPER is a sweet kitten who has Cerebellar<br />

Hypoplasia. It is a permanent condition but<br />

with growth and time, he will learn to live with<br />

it just fine. Topper is housetrained and up to<br />

date on all vaccinations. The shelter asks that<br />

only those with experience in “CH” cats apply.<br />

Topper will make a wonderful feline friend to<br />

a loving family.<br />

MAKING TECHNOLOGY<br />

JUST WORK!<br />

815 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

DENNIS J. SPILKER<br />

Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038<br />

KEVIN J. BEARE<br />

Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 3806<br />

Cherishing Life’s Moments<br />

609-884-3793<br />

spilkerfuneralhome.com<br />

Continuing a 90-Year Tradition of Serving<br />

the Cape May and Lower Township Area<br />

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Jersey Cape<br />

Realty<br />

SALES & RENTALS<br />

5/22: Pedego Palooza<br />

In West Cape May<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY CATHRINE O’BRIEN<br />

JUST SOLD!<br />

1360-B Virginia Ave,<br />

Cape May<br />

Heijung Park-Colameco<br />

Broker / Sales 609-602-8641<br />

Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com<br />

JCR Listed (Dee), JCR Sold! (Heijung)<br />

Highest CM quad sold to date! Call me!<br />

George, Stacey, Kate, Chris, jay, Pat, Jim, Chris<br />

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner<br />

739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com<br />

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & CONCIERGE SERVICE<br />

Swing into Spring!<br />

Call us for all your springtime needs<br />

• Water on<br />

• Power washing<br />

• Window washing<br />

• Outdoor furniture setup<br />

• Spring cleaning<br />

• Maintenance/repairs<br />

• Landscaping<br />

• HVAC serviced<br />

• Service to smoke/co detectors<br />

One call does it all!<br />

1400 texas avenue, unit #2, cape may<br />

(609) 884-8444 | info@wkrservices.com<br />

David, Dave, Kelly, Rob<br />

David, Rich, Scott, Colton, JL, Pat, Cynthia, James<br />

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PROPERTY PAGES<br />

Check out this spacious three-bedroom, two-bathroom<br />

condo located at 904 Lafayette Street in Cape May.<br />

904 Lafayette is walking distance to the Washington<br />

Street mall and close to the dog park. This condo offers<br />

parking for two cars onsite, your own grilling area<br />

behind the property and a storage area for homeowner’s<br />

belongings in the basement. This is a second-floor condo<br />

with a sun deck facing towards beautiful sunsets.<br />

The property is currently a very popular pet<br />

friendly rental bringing in $34,000 in rental income<br />

for 2021. This property is being sold tastefully<br />

furnished, turnkey and subject to short term rental<br />

leases. Don’t miss out on this great opportunity for a<br />

nicely sized property so close to your favorite places in<br />

Cape May. Listed at $724,000.<br />

904 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY<br />

Contact Carol Menz of Coastline Realty at 609-374-0325<br />

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Bank whenever<br />

you want.<br />

Our online tools<br />

& mobile app<br />

make it easy.<br />

sturdyonline.com<br />

609-463-5220<br />

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5/18: Grand Opening And Ribbon<br />

Cutting At Evolution Salon And Spa<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Scott, Holly, John Nickels<br />

Evolution team!<br />

Commissioner Jeffery L. Pierson, Holly, Scott, Commissioner E. Marie Hayes<br />

Stacy Hutchinson<br />

Broker Associate<br />

C: 609.972.6004<br />

O: 609.884.1300<br />

SHutchinson@<br />

deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

Buy-Sell-Rent<br />

FOR RENT!<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

FOR RENT!<br />

1240A AVENUE,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

2 BR/1.5 BA home located<br />

within a quick bike ride to<br />

the beaches, shopping and<br />

restaurants. Central A/C,<br />

3 TV’s and wifi.<br />

169 ROUTE 47 SOUTH,<br />

CMCH<br />

3 BR/2 BA home located<br />

on a 1 acre lot with a<br />

lofted two car detached<br />

garage. $450,000<br />

6501 SEAVIEW AVENUE,<br />

WILDWOOD CREST<br />

3 BR/1.5 BA home located<br />

on a corner lot two blocks<br />

to the beach.<br />

$725,000<br />

825 WASHINGTON STREET,<br />

UNIT 301, CAPE MAY<br />

Top floor 4 BR/3 BA flat<br />

style condominium with<br />

private rear deck and<br />

garage parking.<br />

$1,185,000<br />

1306 TEXAS AVENUE,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

Renovated 6 BR/4.5 B home,<br />

of approximately 4,000 sq.ft.<br />

of living space. Originally was<br />

anchored on 6th Street in<br />

Avalon, NJ.<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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Cape Island’s Top Producing, full service real estate agency that has been representing all of<br />

Cape May County since 1974. Consistently representing the most buyers & sellers in the<br />

Greater Cape May area. Look us up on Zillow, Realtor.com and Google to hear from our many<br />

satisfied buyers & sellers! We sell more, because we do more!<br />

Pool &<br />

Basement<br />

Newly<br />

Remodeled<br />

Close to<br />

Avalon<br />

Inground<br />

Pool<br />

Listed $745,000<br />

Listed $449,900<br />

Listed $99,000<br />

Listed $305,000<br />

965 SEASHORE BRIDGE ROAD,<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

3 Bedrooms | 3 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Jason Casella<br />

Sales Associate, 609-408-4038<br />

14 GOSHEN ROAD,<br />

CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />

3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Jason Casella<br />

Sales Associate, 609-408-4038<br />

12 BROOKS AVENUE,<br />

SWAINTON<br />

Close to Avalon<br />

Listing Agent: Tai Menz,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-602-8061<br />

300 FULLING MILL ROAD,<br />

VILLAS<br />

3 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Bojidar Dimitrov<br />

Broker Associate, 609-849-8339<br />

START PLANNING YOUR AUTUMN GETAWAY OR 2022 VACATION TODAY!<br />

2022 rental rates are being added daily! Don’t miss out and plan ahead before it is too<br />

late. We have 370 vacation rentals encompassing Cape May and the surrounding areas.<br />

Give us a call today at 609-884-5005 or search through all of our rentals online!<br />

www.coastlinerealty.com/booking/search.cfm<br />

1.11<br />

Acre Lot<br />

62x125<br />

Lot<br />

Water Views<br />

Highly Visible<br />

Location<br />

Listed $375,000<br />

Listed $389,900<br />

Listed $565,000<br />

Listed $395,000<br />

1 RABBIT RUN,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Stephanie Coffey,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-665-8152<br />

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702 CASPIAN AVENUE,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />

Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />

720 JONATHAN HOFFMAN,<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

3 Bedrooms | 2 Bath<br />

Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />

941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005<br />

900 SHUNPIKE ROAD,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

1.2 Acre Commercial Lot<br />

Listing Agent: Barb McPherson,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-780-7652


BARBARA McPHERSON<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Serving Clients<br />

for 20 Years:<br />

Buying, Selling<br />

& Renting<br />

609-780-7652<br />

Barbara@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

403 EAST PACIFIC AVENUE, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />

HOLLY STEGER<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Life is short, buy<br />

the beach house!<br />

Contact me for a<br />

free Comparative<br />

Market Analysis.<br />

609-846-4819<br />

Holly@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

2020 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />

2017 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />

1151 INDIANA AVENUE, CAPE MAY<br />

Showings now available!<br />

UNDER CONTRACT! Looking to buy or sell? List with me!<br />

4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - Take a virtual tour!<br />

$849,500<br />

KIMBERLY GIPPLE<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Resorts & Second<br />

Home Specialist<br />

MARGARET<br />

KITTNER BETHEL<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

609-972-9302<br />

Kim@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

2015-2018 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />

2019 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Silver<br />

Kimberly Gipple<br />

#BuyersAgent<br />

Stephanie Coffey<br />

#SellersAgent<br />

#KeepinItRealty<br />

Accredited Buyers<br />

Representative<br />

2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 & 2020<br />

Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />

609-408-1012<br />

MBethel@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

UNDER CONTRACT!<br />

3 Beds, 2.5 Baths! JUST SOLD! 103 East Virginia<br />

Avenue is a wellmaintained<br />

cottage<br />

could be your new<br />

home! Pretty as a<br />

picture and easy to care<br />

for with vinyl siding.<br />

Beautiful hardwood<br />

flooring throughout, except for the tiled bath. This<br />

home features two bedrooms and a full bath. The open<br />

concept living area with a cathedral ceiling is large<br />

enough for a both dining and living room furnishings.<br />

There is a laundry closet, an updated kitchen and a<br />

large back yard. Listed at $210,000.<br />

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com<br />

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps<br />

NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2020<br />

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Patrick family<br />

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512 Washington Mall<br />

Cape May<br />

29 Ocean Street, Cape May<br />

12 Bedrooms, 12 Bathrooms<br />

609-884-8428<br />

cbcapemay.com<br />

realestate@cbcapemay.com<br />

UNDER CONTRACT PROPERTIES<br />

3 Canterbury Lane, Tranquility<br />

3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms<br />

12 Summer Circle, N Cape May<br />

3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms<br />

1119 Idaho Ave, Cape May<br />

4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Bathrooms<br />

Listing Agent - Yogi Kurtz<br />

Asking Price $3,999,999<br />

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Listing Agent - Christopher Bezaire<br />

Asking Price $489,000<br />

Buyer’s Agent - William Bezaire<br />

Asking Price $419,900<br />

Listing Agent - William Bezaire,<br />

Buyer’s Agent - Christopher Bezaire<br />

Asking Price $1,300,000<br />

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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Jersey Cape Rental Team<br />

Olivia, Lauren, Shannon, Ann, Diana<br />

609-884-5800<br />

Your Summer<br />

Vacation Awaits!<br />

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />

739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com<br />

DEE LANZALOTTI,<br />

LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER<br />

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Jim, Megan<br />

Scott and Holly<br />

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512 Washington Mall<br />

Cape May<br />

609-884-8428<br />

cbcapemay.com<br />

realestate@cbcapemay.com<br />

DUPLEX<br />

109 West Cresse Ave,<br />

Wildwood<br />

Asking Price $525,000<br />

Outstanding two-story three-bedroom, three-bath<br />

with a detached cottage. The cottage features one<br />

bedroom and one bath with year-round rental<br />

income, or to be used for family. This property will not<br />

last on the market very long! Just three-and-a-half<br />

blocks to the beach.<br />

LISTING AGENT<br />

Joseph Gallagher<br />

Sales Associate<br />

267-258-4425<br />

gallagherj69@gmail.com<br />

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EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


512 Washington Mall, Cape May • 609-884-8428 • cbcapemay.com<br />

TWO-STORY DUPLEX<br />

TRANQUILITY<br />

THE POINTE AT MOORE’S INLET QUINTESSENTIAL COTTAGE<br />

109 W Cresse Ave,<br />

Wildwood<br />

ASKING PRICE: $525,000<br />

3 Bedrooms / 3 Baths w/ cottage<br />

ARTS & CRAFT STYLE HOME<br />

213 E Vineyard Court,<br />

Lower Township<br />

ASKING PRICE: $489,000<br />

3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths<br />

101 W Spruce Ave, Unit 101,<br />

North Wildwood<br />

ASKING PRICE: $875,000<br />

4 Bedrooms / 3 Baths<br />

607 Cape Ave,<br />

Cape May Point<br />

ASKING PRICE: $849,000<br />

2 Bedrooms / 1 Bath<br />

BROADWAY BEACH CONDO<br />

222 Hand Avenue,<br />

Cape May Court House<br />

ASKING PRICE: $349,000<br />

3 Bedrooms / 2.5 Baths<br />

211 Beach Avenue, 1 st Fl,<br />

Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,150,000<br />

3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths, with pool<br />

VICTORIAN STEPS TO THE BEACH<br />

CLASSIC VICTORIAN<br />

26 Gurney Street,<br />

Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,749,000<br />

6 Bedrooms / 4 Baths<br />

Serving the Cape May area<br />

for 120 years for all your<br />

sale and rental needs!<br />

122 Eldredge Avenue,<br />

West Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,249,000<br />

5 Bedrooms / 3 Baths<br />

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />

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Kathleen Satt<br />

Salesperson<br />

Direct: 609.972.4014<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

KSatt@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

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UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

129 SWAINTON GOSHEN<br />

ROAD, CMCH<br />

3 BR/2 BA rancher sits on<br />

a 102 x 154 wooded lot.<br />

$269,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

26 E RAVENWOOD DRIVE,<br />

OCEAN VIEW<br />

4 BR/2.5 BA home<br />

situated on over 2.5 acres.<br />

$635,000<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

Judy, Denise, Trish<br />

FOR SALE<br />

542 New England Rd,<br />

Lower Township<br />

Pam, Vicki, Rich<br />

JUST LISTED! Bay Springs Farm is located in the center of a rare natural<br />

dune forest on the island of Cape May. This oasis consists of a 10 acre parcel,<br />

4,445 sq ft of living split between a 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath home and a loft<br />

efficiency guest quarters above a large 2 bay garage. Listed at $1,950,000<br />

Gail Wilsey-Morrison<br />

Broker Associate<br />

609-602-0405 cell<br />

gailwilsey@gmail.com<br />

Long & Foster Real Estate<br />

501 Lafayette Street,<br />

Cape May<br />

609-884-1007<br />

Amanda, Scott, Holly, Sarah, Peggy<br />

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Stefanie, Terry<br />

Lynda, Andri<br />

Commissioner Jeffery Pierson, Mayor Frank Sippel<br />

Karen, Linda Pam, Ocean Lou, Chris<br />

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Ryan Griffin<br />

Salesperson<br />

Direct: 609.602.5578<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

SOLD!<br />

281 WINDSOR AVE.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

Buyer’s Agent<br />

Closing Date: 5/14/21<br />

Sold Price: $1,180,000<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

778 PARK BLVD.,<br />

WEST CAPE MAY<br />

3 BR/3 BA single family<br />

home located in close<br />

proximity to the beach<br />

and downtown. $775,000<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

425 THIRD AVE.,<br />

WEST CAPE MAY<br />

3 BR/2 BA single family<br />

home in close proximity<br />

to all the area amenities.<br />

$679,000<br />

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

603 SUNSET BLVD.,<br />

WEST CAPE MAY<br />

New construction! 6 BR/4 BA<br />

home located across from<br />

the Nature Conservancy.<br />

$1,275,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

1119 INDIANA AVE.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

3 BR/1.5 BA ranch home<br />

located a 55 x 125 lot with<br />

yard backing up to woods.<br />

$825,000<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May, NJ 08204<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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769 Stimpson Lane, Lower Twp<br />

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $595,000<br />

9 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath - $895,000<br />

8 Gibson Lane, South Seaville<br />

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $480,000<br />

Country Setting<br />

Charming home surrounded by nature yet<br />

close to Cape May and Cape May Point.<br />

beaches. Front and rear decks, updated<br />

kitchen, Florida room, gazebo.<br />

12 S Broadway, Cape May<br />

6 Bedrooms | 2F, 2H Baths - $2,200,000<br />

Stately Victorian<br />

Located 3 houses from the beach, this<br />

beautiful home has a breath-taking<br />

wrap-around porch and lots of room for<br />

entertaining.<br />

211 Beach Ave #6, Cape May<br />

1 Bedroom | 1 Bath - $569,000<br />

Tides Condo, Unit 201<br />

Extremely desirable unit with high-end<br />

finishes, handsome new furniture,<br />

wonderful ocean views, pool and<br />

dedicated parking spot.<br />

Visit Our<br />

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104,102 Eldredge, Del Haven<br />

4 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $549,900<br />

Hawk’s Ridge<br />

Modular home in new development<br />

offering stainless appliances, granite<br />

counters – buyer can choose premium<br />

touches and upgrades.<br />

20-26 Harbor Cove, Cape May<br />

$999,000 to $1,250,000<br />

4 Vacant Lots<br />

Last opportunity to build in Cape May<br />

Harbor Village & Yacht Club! Each lot<br />

comes with a 35’ boat slip. Private 2-acre<br />

park, tennis court and marina.<br />

1502, 1512 Velvento, Cape May<br />

$969,000 each<br />

Heated Pool<br />

Broadway Beach Condo 2nd floor corner<br />

unit with wonderful views! Beautifully<br />

maintained, just steps to the beach,<br />

excellent rental history.<br />

Includes Adjacent Lot<br />

Upside-down, open layout home with<br />

chef’s kitchen, elevator, and just a block<br />

and a half to the Delaware Bay.<br />

Build your Dream Home!<br />

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building lots, very close to the<br />

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neighborhood!<br />

Open 7 days a week<br />

With our full-time professional Realtors<br />

& a fully dedicated rental team<br />

609-884-5800<br />

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The Exit Zero Crossword<br />

The theme is Space... compiled by Nicole James<br />

7<br />

1 2<br />

3 4 5<br />

9 10<br />

6<br />

8<br />

Rian Young<br />

Salesperson/Marketing Coordinator<br />

Direct: 609.827.1184<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

RYoung@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

11 12<br />

13 14 15<br />

16 17<br />

18 19 20<br />

ACROSS<br />

1. Vehicle on the surface of 10<br />

across to explore its surface. (5)<br />

3. National Aeronautics and<br />

Space Administration. (4)<br />

6. The eighth planet from the<br />

Sun. (7)<br />

9. The study of planets, moons,<br />

stars, nebulae, galaxies, and<br />

comets. (9)<br />

10. Often referred to as the Red<br />

Planet. (4)<br />

11. Planet with rings. (6)<br />

12. The only planet with an<br />

oxygen-rich atmosphere. (5)<br />

13. Little Dipper, Big Dipper,<br />

Orion’s Belt e.g. (14)<br />

17. You can make a wish when<br />

you see one, also known as a<br />

comet. (8,4)<br />

18. First man to walk on the<br />

Moon. (9)<br />

20. Candy bar with nougat<br />

topped with caramel. (5,3)<br />

21. Main villain in 15 down. (5,5)<br />

22. The center of our Solar<br />

System. (3)<br />

21<br />

DOWN<br />

1. Elton John hit and film about<br />

his life. (6,3)<br />

2. Dwarf planet and Mickey<br />

Mouse’s dog. (5)<br />

4. People who travel to space.<br />

(10)<br />

5. Planet closest to the Sun. (7)<br />

7. Unidentified flying objects.<br />

(4)<br />

8. Dome you can visit to see the<br />

night sky. (11)<br />

9. Extraterrestrials. (6)<br />

10. We can watch showers<br />

of these at night on certain<br />

occasions. (7)<br />

14. The curved path something<br />

travels along as it goes around<br />

another object. (5)<br />

15. Movie created by George<br />

Lucas that became a worldwide<br />

pop-culture phenomenon. (4,4)<br />

16. Gives weight to physical<br />

objects on Earth. (7)<br />

19. You can see them at night or<br />

in movies. (5)<br />

22<br />

SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 35<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

151 BEACH ROAD,<br />

CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />

Bayfront lot located at the<br />

village of Pierce’s Point in<br />

Cape May Court House.<br />

$175,000<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

MaryAnn Donahue<br />

Broker Associate<br />

Direct: 484.614.5798<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

MAD@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

Make Your Shore Home Dreams Come True Call<br />

MaryAnn & Start Packing!<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

1295 LAFAYETTE STREET,<br />

UNIT I, CAPE MAY<br />

2 BR/3 BA condo located just<br />

over the bridge in the center<br />

of Cape May’s marina district.<br />

$699,000<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

122 E 22ND AVENUE, UNIT 5,<br />

NORTH WILDWOOD<br />

3 BR/1 BA condo located<br />

close to the North<br />

Wildwood Beaches.<br />

$225,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

217 ARIZONA AVENUE,<br />

VILLAS<br />

4 BR/2 BA home with an<br />

additional room above the<br />

detached two-car garage.<br />

$399,000<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May , NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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