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EXIT ZERO<br />
cape may’s peppy periodical • June 3, 2021 • volume 19, number 17<br />
Out On The Town<br />
With the world slowly starting to return to normal, this crew from Connecticut enjoyed a<br />
maskless night out at Harry’s on Friday, May 28. It’s shaping up to be an exciting summer<br />
in Cape May. More photographs from Memorial Day Weekend inside. Aleksey Moryakov
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May 609.884.1300<br />
901 New Jersey Ave., North Wildwood 609.551.4066<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
129 SWAINTON<br />
GOSHEN RD., CMCH<br />
3 BR/2 BA spacious<br />
rancher sits on a<br />
102 x 154 wooded<br />
lot. $269,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
26 E RAVENWOOD<br />
DR., OCEAN VIEW<br />
4 BR/ 2.5 BA home<br />
situated on over<br />
2.5 acres.<br />
$635,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
553 GROVE AVE.,<br />
ERMA<br />
3 BR/1.5 BA rancher<br />
with new siding and<br />
new vinyl fencing.<br />
$325,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
151 BEACH RD.,<br />
CMCH<br />
Bayfront lot located<br />
at the village of<br />
Pierce’s Point.<br />
$175,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
58 PINETREE DR.,<br />
VILLAS<br />
2 BR/1 BA home<br />
located on a<br />
120 x 125 lot.<br />
$259,900<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
1409 BEACH AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
6 BR/5.5 BA beach<br />
front home with<br />
panoramic ocean<br />
views. $5,500,000<br />
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FOR SALE!<br />
825 WASHINGTON<br />
ST., 301, CAPE MAY<br />
New 4 BR/3 BA flat<br />
style condominium<br />
with garage parking.<br />
$1,185,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
169 ROUTE 47 S,<br />
CMCH<br />
Lovingly cared<br />
3 BR/ 2 BA home<br />
located on 1 acre lot.<br />
$434,000<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
600 WINSLOW AVE.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/1 BA home with<br />
a partially finished<br />
basement and two car<br />
garage. $409,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
PROPERTY MANAGEMENT<br />
- SPECIALTY CONTRACTOR LIAISON<br />
- PROPERTY WATCH<br />
- MAINTENANCE<br />
w<br />
www.DREService.com 609.898.1600<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
1119 INDIANA AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/1.5 BA home<br />
located close to<br />
downtown Cape<br />
May. $825,000
5/29: Around 7pm At The Ugly Mug<br />
Tim, Logan, Rich, Keith, Matthew<br />
Real Housewives of Cape May<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
« OPEN<br />
DINNER - Nightly<br />
LUNCH - Fri-Sun<br />
Order ONLINE @<br />
luckybones.com<br />
« Easy, Safe<br />
Pick-up at<br />
SHACK in<br />
the BACK<br />
Lucky Bones<br />
Backwater GrillE<br />
1200 ROUTE 109 S<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
609-884-TOGO<br />
« Custom Canned<br />
Cocktails and<br />
Drafts<br />
« Family-Sized<br />
GRANDMA PIE<br />
Half & Full<br />
Sheet Pan Size<br />
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INDOOR & OUTDOOR<br />
DINING 11:30-10 daily<br />
Wed-Sat 6-9<br />
Live music on the patio<br />
5/29: Around 7pm<br />
At The Ugly Mug<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Sun 11:30-2:30<br />
Bottomless mimosas<br />
Music by DJ Mike Dempsey<br />
Steve and friends<br />
3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />
609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com<br />
Marybeth, Steve, Kyle, Kyle, Chris<br />
Serving Lunch Tues-Sun<br />
& Dinner Every Night<br />
322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
609-884-9119 tishasfinedining.com<br />
Mike, Bobby, Bruno, Tom, Chris<br />
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live music<br />
JUN 5 ... ElevenEleven Duo<br />
JUN 12 ... Que Farkas<br />
JUN 18 ... Marc Storace<br />
JUN 19 ... Que Farkas<br />
JUN 24 … Karate Garage<br />
JUN 26 … Marc Storace<br />
A Cape May<br />
Classic<br />
since 1926<br />
OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING<br />
All Your Favorite Mug Dishes... Plus Cocktails, Beer & Wine To Go!<br />
426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook<br />
June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 5
5/29: Around 7pm At The Ugly Mug<br />
Maddie, Lisa<br />
Will, Kristie Nick, Marissa Lindsey, John<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
THE NAIL<br />
IS BACK!<br />
Summer is right around the corner—and the Rusty Nail is ready!<br />
Kick off the season at our iconic bar and restaurant, serving up<br />
coastal cuisine, craft cocktails and the coldest draft beer<br />
in Cape May.<br />
Open DAILY | RESERVATIONS SUGGESTED<br />
RUSTYNAILCAPEMAY.COM<br />
205 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY, NJ 08204 | (609) 884-0017<br />
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The Best Recipes Begin at Gaiss’<br />
Open Every Day 9-6 • 609-886-5121<br />
1215 BAYSHORE ROAD, AT BATES AVENUE • VILLAS<br />
Now Carrying<br />
Fresh-Cut<br />
Tomahawk<br />
Steaks<br />
USDA Choice & Above-Custom Cut Meats<br />
& Fresh Cut-to-Order Deli Meats & Cheeses<br />
GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED...<br />
« International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages<br />
« Regional Award-Winning Bacon<br />
« National Award-Winning Hams<br />
« Gaiss’ Award-Winning Chorizo Chili<br />
WE PROUDLY SELL FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS<br />
« Cape May Crab Cakes<br />
« Busy Bee Honey<br />
« Harry & Beans Fresh Roasted Coffee Beans<br />
« Hank Sauce<br />
« Cape May Peanut Butter<br />
Family 39 99<br />
Barbecue Special<br />
3 lb Country Spare Ribs<br />
3 lb All Beef Patties<br />
1 lb Hot Dogs<br />
2 lb Chicken Legs<br />
Valid through 6/2/2021<br />
June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 7
The Exit Zero Information Page<br />
Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />
ABOUT US<br />
HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />
REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />
SEND A VACATION PHOTO<br />
Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />
General Manager Cathrine O’Brien<br />
Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan<br />
Content Manager Nicole James<br />
Distribution Managers Terry O’Brien,<br />
Melissa O’Donnell<br />
Artist & More Mike DeMusz<br />
Photographer Aleksey Moryakov<br />
609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />
Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine<br />
is delivered to around 300<br />
establishments in the area. We also<br />
operate a retail store, a restaurant<br />
and bar, all under the umbrella of Exit<br />
Zero Filling Station, located at 110<br />
Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful<br />
Cape Island.<br />
«Email us at photo@exitzero.com<br />
(write Photo Order in subject line) and<br />
tell us the date the photo appeared and<br />
on which page. If you don’t have email,<br />
call us on 609-770-8479.<br />
MAKE A RESERVATION<br />
«Email info@exitzero.com and write<br />
PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or<br />
call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,<br />
but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will<br />
show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!<br />
READ US ONLINE<br />
«We love pictures of our magazine on<br />
vacation. Email your photos and details<br />
to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON<br />
VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT<br />
send hard copies. They don’t print well.<br />
ADVERTISE<br />
Please note: We no longer offer<br />
subscriptions to our weekly magazine.<br />
Too many people were receiving issues<br />
very late or, in some cases, not at all.<br />
That’s all down to the vagaries of sending<br />
by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay<br />
$100 to get EZ delivered first-class (there<br />
is a hardcore of fans who DO this!). Call<br />
609-770-8479 if you’d like to order.<br />
«Exit Zero Filling Station is open yearround<br />
Mon-Fri 3-9 and Sat-Sun 12-9.<br />
To make a reservation for our private<br />
dining trailers, please call 609-770-<br />
8479.<br />
«You can read our issues online,<br />
courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.<br />
Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and<br />
click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.<br />
Enjoy!<br />
«This magazine is funded through<br />
advertising – so please support our<br />
advertisers! To discuss our affordable<br />
packages, contact Jack Wright on<br />
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com.<br />
u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FUN FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST<br />
We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART<br />
CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit<br />
Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by June 10. Random winner will receive a $20 Exit Zero Filling<br />
Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image Happy hunting!<br />
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5/29: Around 5pm<br />
At Nauti Spirits<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Harbor<br />
View<br />
Tom, Shelly, Maddie, Matt, Cici<br />
RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR<br />
Inside & Outside Dining<br />
Serving Lunch & Dinner<br />
Thursday-Sunday<br />
Alex and friends<br />
HALF-<br />
PRICE<br />
APPS!<br />
Thu-Fri<br />
3-6pm<br />
Voted<br />
THE BEST<br />
Happy Hour<br />
in NJ!<br />
Happy Bachelorette Kristen!<br />
Sushi on our outside<br />
deck is back!<br />
954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY<br />
609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com<br />
June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 9
5/29: Around 5pm At Nauti Spirits<br />
Happy Bachelorette Ally!<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
Uncle Bill’s<br />
Download COLLIER’S LIQUOR on the App Store<br />
today! Save 10% on your first order: SAVE10<br />
And FAMILY RESTAURANT<br />
OPEN Mon-Thu 10-9<br />
Fri, Sat 10-10 & Sun 11-9<br />
BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY<br />
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Open daily 6:30-2<br />
Join our team! All positions available.<br />
New wine selections arriving daily!<br />
SAVE 10% on 6 bottles or more!<br />
202 JACKSON v 609-884-8488<br />
Follow us on Instagram & Facebook for Weekly Specials
Romantic Seaside Getaway<br />
9 Luxr Guest Rooms<br />
Sering Dinner<br />
Beginning at 5pm<br />
RESERVATIONS REQUIRED<br />
Live Piano Satrday Evenings<br />
1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090<br />
WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM<br />
• Limited Indoor Capacity •<br />
June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 11
5/29: Around 5pm<br />
At Nauti Spirits<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Want to be seen<br />
by around 21,000<br />
people every week?<br />
Advertise in EZ!<br />
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com<br />
Elizabeth, Ally, Meg<br />
GREAT STEAKS<br />
AND SEAFOOD<br />
BAR OPEN<br />
WEDNESDAY THROUGH MONDAY<br />
STARTING AT 4pm<br />
SERVING DINNER<br />
WEDNESDAY THROUGH MONDAY<br />
STARTING AT 5pm<br />
615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY<br />
609-884-2111 • oysterbayrestaurant.com<br />
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Dave, Mike, Christen, Jess<br />
Steve, Sean
IN/OUTDOOR DINING<br />
TO-GO COCKTAILS<br />
TAKEOUT & DELIVERY<br />
ORDER ONLINE<br />
609-522-8383<br />
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OnLY<br />
BReWErY<br />
OUTDOOR PATIO<br />
LIVE MUSIC<br />
BEER, WINE & COCKTAILS<br />
FOOD & DRINK TO-GO<br />
609-846-7918<br />
127 RIO GRANDE AVE., WILDWOOD, NJ<br />
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FAST<br />
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BYOB WINE & BEER<br />
TAKEOUT & DELIVERY<br />
ORDER ONLINE<br />
AUTHENTIC NEAPOLITAN<br />
BRICK OVEN PIZZA<br />
609-600-3964<br />
4709 NEW JERSEY AVE., WILDWOOD, NJ<br />
POPPISBRICKOVEN.COM<br />
June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 13
Exit Zero Hospitality Is Hiring!<br />
Looking to work with a great crew in a fun place?<br />
• Prep Chefs<br />
• Sauté Chefs<br />
• Line Cooks<br />
• Prep Cooks<br />
we’re looking for...<br />
• Dishwashers<br />
• Expeditors<br />
• Food Runners<br />
• Bussers<br />
• Managers<br />
• Servers<br />
• Bartenders<br />
• Hosts<br />
Exit Zero Filling Station is looking<br />
for high-energy, dependable and<br />
responsible applicants to join our team.<br />
Experience in a similiar position is<br />
preferred. Excellent communication<br />
skills and standards for cleanliness and<br />
safety are required. Must be available<br />
to work weekends and holidays.<br />
Apply online at exitzero.com/jobs<br />
or in person at 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May<br />
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5/29: Around 5pm<br />
At Nauti Spirits<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Christian, Jeanie, Tyler, Greg<br />
10am-10pm l Free Delivery<br />
Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052<br />
Adored by<br />
Visitors...<br />
Loved by<br />
Locals!<br />
Dino, Pedro, Isabelle, Deanna, Hector<br />
New<br />
Gluten-free<br />
options!<br />
Tom, Debbie, Mark, Shanaya<br />
NEW OUTDOOR DINING!<br />
Monday<br />
8-9, Tuesday 8-2<br />
Wednesday-Saturday 8-9<br />
& Sunday 8-2<br />
Beach & Grant 609-884-3772<br />
June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 15
Where We’re Eating<br />
Here’s what the EZ team were chowing on this week<br />
CAPE MAY’S ONLY<br />
BEACHFRONT LIQUOR STORE<br />
HOURS: WEDNESDAY - SUNDAY · 10AM - 10PM<br />
BEACH AT MADISON AVENUE • CAPE MAY, NJ<br />
(609) 884-6114 • HARRYSCAPEMAY.COM<br />
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Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or,<br />
maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s<br />
excellent dining establishments. Everything is totally different<br />
on the food landscape these days, but in the interests of<br />
the public, we are still venturing out there and enjoying the<br />
victuals provided by local eateries.<br />
The place: George’s Place, in the Washington Commons shopping<br />
center, near the Acme. This marks the 23rd George’s Place to open in<br />
the last week. Okay, we exaggerate, but those Karapanagiotis boys are<br />
on a roll. Brothers Yianni and Pete, along with their trusty henchmen<br />
Nikos and George, are actually on their fourth George’s now. Two in<br />
Cape May, one in Cape May Court House and now also in Wildwood<br />
Crest.<br />
The vibe: Jack, Diane and baby Oban Ray hit up George’s in the<br />
Washington Commons, at the site which used to house Egg and Dart,<br />
a short-lived but very good breakfast joint. Because baby Oban is only<br />
six weeks old and not really mixing it with the general populace yet,<br />
we opted for the outside seats, sheltered by small cypress trees, with<br />
a view of Our Lady Star of the Sea church, which made the Catholic<br />
girl inside Diane happy. We chatted with owner Pete, whose baby<br />
boy Theo was born two days earlier than Oban and is already smiling,<br />
something which Oban has so far only mastered in his sleep.<br />
The food: Jack had his favorite George’s breakfast dish, the smoked<br />
salmon scramble, with capers. Capers are good! Smoked salmon and<br />
scrambled eggs are good! And bagels with cream cheese are good!<br />
Washed down with an OJ. Diane has gone on a real sweet tooth binge<br />
since giving birth and tucked into the limoncello French toast. There<br />
was a 10-minute break in proceedings for Diane as Oban enjoyed HIS<br />
breakfast, a liquid treat which very much resembled what he usually<br />
has for lunch and dinner (to be honest, he eats every 90 minutes).<br />
The takeaway: The George’s crew know how to get good food out<br />
consistently, and that’s a lot harder than it seems. You can also check<br />
out the other parts of their empire — the tapas joint Shamone in Cape<br />
May; Vintage, a must-visit dinner spot which opened last year at the<br />
Emlen Physick Estate on Washington Street; Younger Brother on the<br />
Cape May beachfront; and SCOLA, a romantical little eatery in Cape<br />
May Court House.
5/29: Around 5pm At Nauti Spirits<br />
Dan, Alex, Solomon, Joe<br />
Mary, Ruth, Dan Barry<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
Discover La Mer Beachfront<br />
Resort's Restaurant<br />
Serving incredible dishes using the freshest<br />
ingredients, many of which feature seafood<br />
caught right off our coast.<br />
Looking for your<br />
new favorite<br />
lunch spot?<br />
The Pier house<br />
is open daily for<br />
breakfast, lunch<br />
& dinner!<br />
1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
609-898-2244 or 609-884-9000<br />
capemaylamer.com/dining<br />
June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 17
Feed Our Friends<br />
Exit Zero Filling Station has enjoyed delivering meals to many deserving families since April 2020 and have no plans to stop any time soon. It’s called<br />
FEED OUR FRIENDS and we will deliver a feast of food to a deserving individual or family. It could be someone who has been a great volunteer and<br />
community servant, or someone who just needs a break.<br />
The only way to nominate someone is to write to info@exitzero.com with FEED OUR FRIENDS in the subject line.<br />
Give us the name, address, cell number and tell us why they deserve it. We will do the rest!<br />
Brunell family<br />
Miller and Zeiss family<br />
Dougherty family<br />
Cathy Smith with EZ employee Melissa O’Donnell<br />
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Undertow<br />
Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />
Ah, June. That time of year when visitors<br />
from near and far happily descend<br />
on our tony little hamlet, an annual<br />
pilgrimage handed down through the<br />
generations. And the people that live<br />
here start mumbling, “Is it September yet?” Also<br />
handed down through the generations.<br />
It’s been a big week here at Exit Zero as the<br />
worst-kept secret in town officially became a<br />
non-secret. Or, as others might call it; a fact.<br />
You’ve probably read the breathless reporting<br />
that Exit Zero is taking over food and retail at<br />
the Cape May-Lewes Ferry, signing a minimum<br />
10-year (!!!) lease, which is awesome, but also<br />
depressing that Jack Wright will be pushing<br />
70 and I’ll probably be dead before he signs a<br />
second lease. (Sorry, it’s the Irish-Catholic in<br />
me.) The plan, as far as I know, and they keep<br />
me in the dark pretty good around here, is to just<br />
kind of get it open for 2021, then start renovating<br />
and rebranding over the next several years to<br />
the tune of $2 million dollars! (This, after being<br />
denied a $25-a-night raise for TNT… sorry,<br />
Irish-Catholic.) Anyway, we’re all pretty excited<br />
around here, and Jack has successfully expanded<br />
the kingdom he will eventually hand down to<br />
Oban Ray when he ages into his reign as King of<br />
Harbor Stone Docks. (Sorry, I just finished Game<br />
of Thrones.)<br />
When I told Jack I finished GoT, he said,<br />
“Great, what’s next, that new cop show Kojak?”<br />
Heh. I’m convinced Jack only keeps getting new<br />
buildings and leases because nobody understands<br />
his stupid Scottish brogue, so they<br />
politely nod along and smile, then a bunch of<br />
lawyers show up.<br />
I’ll have much, much more on this in the<br />
coming weeks/months/years. If I know Jack as<br />
well as I think I do (and I think I know him<br />
pretty well), it will be a massive success and he<br />
will pack on another 50lbs as he does with every<br />
massive success. Magazine, restaurant, baby,<br />
plus, if my math is right, about six others. (That’s<br />
a pretty solid burn right there.)<br />
Speaking of packing on 50lbs, I totally forgot<br />
my Weekly Weight Watch last week, but the rest<br />
of the column was so awesome I bet you barely<br />
noticed! I’ve been hovering within a pound or<br />
two of 240 the last several weeks, so you didn’t<br />
miss much. But now it’s time to get down to<br />
brass tacks if I want to show off my new Speedo<br />
thong this summer. (You can’t unsee it now.)<br />
Cath and I stopped by Pedego-Palooza last<br />
Saturday to eat some burgers and meet some<br />
folks. Cath was the hit of the party, of course,<br />
singing “Crazy” and “Stand By Your Man” with<br />
Coastal Tide (Dave Veneziale and Rob Moffett,<br />
who proved his intelligence by telling me he<br />
reads The Undertow first every week), who<br />
were strumming tunes for the event. Pedego<br />
(a super-nifty electric bike shop) is in the old<br />
June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 19
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Seaside Cheese and operated by<br />
David Cassidy (no relation to<br />
David Cassidy), his wife Sharon<br />
and other assorted hangers-on.<br />
David is a longtime Philly music<br />
guy and helps run WCFA-LP and<br />
we chatted about songs and bands<br />
with sad backstories. (Do not, I<br />
repeat, DO NOT Google Badfinger,<br />
“Dancing in the Moonlight” or the<br />
lyrics to the Warren Zevon classic<br />
“Excitable Boy.”) Wishing you guys<br />
the best of luck, and if you need a<br />
celebrity endorsement I had my<br />
eye on the Ridge Rider. (Honestly,<br />
I got the rock star treatment over<br />
there, when in reality I’m just a<br />
humble, handsome, godawfully<br />
talented man.)<br />
Unexpected Surprise of the<br />
Week: My Thursday delivery<br />
route started at 7am by flipping<br />
on WXPN to “And here’s a song<br />
from Lizzo.” Ugh. I am genetically<br />
predisposed to dislike hip-hop<br />
as I find it sort of an empty art<br />
form (though not as bad as reggae)<br />
and the droning Drake and<br />
DaBaby tracks my sons play every<br />
time we get in the car has only<br />
reinforced this position. Also, all I<br />
really knew about Lizzo was thongs<br />
on the sidelines at Lakers games<br />
and being mostly naked in her videos.<br />
(She is a plus-size lady, and,<br />
while I think her body positivity is<br />
awesome, it’s not my thing.) What<br />
followed was a goddamn delight of<br />
a song called “Good As Hell” that<br />
I have listened to at least another<br />
20 times since. And so should you.<br />
Cape Island Home & Garden<br />
got a very sharp-looking new sign<br />
in front of their amazing little nursery<br />
on Broadway, but I can’t say I’m<br />
not going to miss the old jawn with<br />
“10,999 ¾ Plants in Rear” spray<br />
painted on it. I’m wistful like that.<br />
To the lady who was<br />
WALKING ACROSS THE WHITE<br />
KNUCKLE BRIDGE between Cape<br />
May and Wildwood Crest and<br />
WALKING ON THE ROAD AND<br />
NOT THE SIDEWALK, there are<br />
easier ways to kill yourself. (Is the<br />
column a little dark this week? It<br />
feels a little dark.)<br />
Heartbreaker of the Week:<br />
The past 50 or so weeks, actually.<br />
Driving past the Villas Senior<br />
Center on delivery and seeing “WE<br />
MISS YOU” in the window. We<br />
miss you, too, seniors. With what<br />
looks like the inevitable end of the<br />
lockdown approaching, soon your<br />
kids can go back to not visiting<br />
you like usual instead of having a<br />
pandemic to blame. (This is what<br />
we call a joke. You might think it’s<br />
funny, you might think it’s mean.<br />
But if it moves you enough to<br />
send me an angry email, at least<br />
put your name on it. The world is<br />
not Twitter. And it does actually<br />
make me sad, but I am not paid the<br />
princely sum of $50 a week to write<br />
about my touchy-feelies.)<br />
Ran into Patrick Logue,<br />
Managing Whoziwatz at Exit Zero<br />
Global or something like that,<br />
as I was dropping off magazines<br />
at the ferry. I asked how things<br />
were going and he made the mistake<br />
of thinking I was sincere and<br />
launched into a long answer as I<br />
slowly walked away. Sorry, Patrick,<br />
but the ferry is, like, my sixth-tolast<br />
stop, and at that point I’m like<br />
the carriage horse trotting home<br />
at the end of the day; I don’t care<br />
about anything but hitting the hay.<br />
(Please read that again and see<br />
how many levels my jokes work<br />
on. Horse. Hay. Genius.)<br />
Power Couple of the Week: As<br />
if getting married last week wasn’t<br />
enough, I spied the dynamic duo<br />
of Jon Katity and Leslie Weidel at<br />
Planet Fitness. (Yes, I’m into fitness…<br />
fitness whole pizza in my<br />
mouth.) They looked very glossy<br />
but very happy. Leslie makes soap<br />
and hosts a podcast, Jon is also<br />
known as musician Behind the<br />
Beautiful (and potential future<br />
Love Me Dude). All they lack,<br />
really, is an appropriate power couple<br />
nickname like Bennifer. Lon<br />
Keidel? Jeslie Wakkity? I vote Jeslie<br />
Wakkity.<br />
The only people who care if<br />
you wear a mask are people you<br />
shouldn’t care if they care if you<br />
wear a mask.<br />
’Til next week, don’t get caught<br />
in The Undertow.
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New Show At SOMA<br />
The NewArt Gallery announces second art exhibition of the 2021 season<br />
SOMA NewArt Gallery announces its<br />
second art exhibition of the 2021 season,<br />
featuring three regional solo artists<br />
and their work. “Continuum” by<br />
Wendy Wolfinger Coleman, “Cape May<br />
Light and Shadow” by Phil Courtney and “On<br />
A Solitary Walk” by Evelyn Dolan will be on<br />
display June 5 through July 4.<br />
Coleman’s continuum connects representational<br />
work with abstract work through<br />
a vibrant array of colors, texture and light.<br />
Courtney portrays nature’s beauty and captures<br />
Cape May’s glowing luminescence with ease<br />
and proficiency. Dolan was inspired by unusual<br />
concepts this year having time to reflect on<br />
positive aspects of a confined existence.<br />
There will be an opening night Meet the<br />
Artist reception on Saturday, June 5 from 6 to<br />
9pm. Art lovers are invited to attend and enjoy<br />
an evening of art and conversation.<br />
SOMA is located at 31 Perry Street in<br />
Carpenters Square Mall, Cape May. For more<br />
information, please contact the gallery by<br />
emailing stevesomagallery@gmail.com.<br />
“Jackson Street Color” by Phil Courtney and more can be seen at the gallery beginning June 5.<br />
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Who doesn’t like a good episode<br />
of The Twilight Zone? Many try<br />
to imitate but none have succeeded<br />
to top Rod Sterling’s classic.<br />
Maybe I’m being nostalgic.<br />
The series originally aired in 1959 and lasted<br />
until 1964, a year before I was born, with 156<br />
episodes. I didn’t catch on until reruns much<br />
later. But the show lived on with those reruns,<br />
a few reimagined versions — most recently<br />
from Jordan Peele in 2017 — and even a movie<br />
version in 1983. Still, the original prevails as<br />
the standard bearer! TV Guide declared it the<br />
fifth most important show of all time.<br />
Since it first aired, other shows have tried<br />
to build on the genre. Think Outer Limits, which<br />
first aired in 1963 or Night Gallery, one of my<br />
favorites also from Rod Sterling, which first<br />
came out in 1969. All cool shows, but The<br />
Twilight Zone is the best. You can even say The<br />
X-Files and Tales from the Crypt were inspired by<br />
The Twilight Zone, but they didn’t inspire me.<br />
So, there is the legend. Now let’s see how a<br />
new series “inspired by” fairs.<br />
The Movie Column<br />
By arts columnist Tom Sims<br />
Solos is a new show streaming on Amazon<br />
Prime featuring some of the finest actors —<br />
Anne Hathaway, Morgan Freeman, Helen<br />
Mirren, Anthony Mackie, Uzo Adub — giving<br />
outstanding performances. The stories are<br />
“zone-ish” in that they are “other worldly” …<br />
but do they live up to the TZ standard?<br />
The shows have some high points, and<br />
I want to love them. Anne Hathaway’s story<br />
was perhaps the most intriguing and com-<br />
pelling — a time traveler is trying to save her<br />
mother, but can she save herself? Many of<br />
the other shows fall short of moving. There is<br />
much expository dialogue — much of it soliloquy<br />
style — that’s heady and cerebral. The<br />
episode titled “Sasha” is a remarkable demonstration<br />
of Aduba’s acting abilities. That segment<br />
is based on life after the pandemic, and<br />
a woman who refuses to leave her house. You<br />
would think something that timely would be<br />
inspiring. Again, it fell short.<br />
For my money, I’d turn to a quirky sci-fi<br />
“zone-ish” show called Electric Dreams, which<br />
also appeared on Amazon a couple of years<br />
ago but could have been missed. The series<br />
is also made up of longer episodes of quirky<br />
fantasy tales. Stars from the series include<br />
Bryan Cranston, Janelle Monae, and Terrence<br />
Howard, among others. Compared to Solos,<br />
there is as much investment in artistic direction<br />
— maybe more — and talent, but they put<br />
more stock in something paramount to all that<br />
— storytelling. In the end, that is what puts us<br />
n the imagination zone.<br />
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Spring is springing forward<br />
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Bird Droppings<br />
Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />
To commemorate the publication of<br />
Kevin Karlson and my newest book<br />
Bird Families of North America (August<br />
release) I am laying down a 10 families<br />
challenge to readers. I’m challenging<br />
you to go out and find a representative<br />
member of at least 10 out of the 50 or so bird<br />
families represented in North America.<br />
It’s more challenging than identifying ten<br />
species, but you can manage this feat by visiting<br />
Cape May Point State Park where your<br />
first family group will be the ducks, geese and<br />
swans on Bunker Pond, all representatives<br />
of the Anatidae. So only one is countable.<br />
Hugging the shoreline, you are sure to see one<br />
of the herons and egrets, representatives of the<br />
Ardeidae. While the American Ornithological<br />
Society lumps gulls and terns in the same<br />
family, regarding them as subfamilies, Kevin<br />
and I split them into the Laidae (gulls) and<br />
Sternidae, terns. Gulls plop to the surface,<br />
terns hover and dive. On the shore or wading<br />
in the shallows you might find a migrating<br />
shorebird, mostly smaller than herons and<br />
brown, these fall in the Scolopacidae (sandpipers)<br />
or Charadriidae (Piping Plover) out<br />
on the beach. An Oystercatcher will credit you<br />
with a member of the Haematopidae.<br />
Looking up, vultures (Black or Turkey)<br />
are in the Cathartidae and hawks and eagles<br />
in the Accipitridae. Osprey is in its own family<br />
— the Pandionidae. While scanning the<br />
skies, you are bound to find a swallow or two,<br />
all representatives of the Hirundinidae. That’s<br />
10! But don’t stop now — starlings and House<br />
Sparrows represent two more family groups,<br />
and any pigeon or dove represents another<br />
new family. Any jay or crow moves you ahead<br />
one more family — the Corvidae.<br />
Another species you will encounter in<br />
South Cape May is a large, yellow-breasted<br />
buffoonish bird called the “Yellow-breasted<br />
Chat.” The bird will draw your attention with<br />
a cacophony of chortles, catcalls and whistles.<br />
For many years, the chat was ranked among<br />
the warbler, but is now split into the sole representative<br />
of its own family, the Icteridae. At<br />
the end of the road, before the dune crossover,<br />
you’ll pass a cattail marsh where Virginia<br />
Rails are, although they are difficult to find.<br />
You may hear the bird’s call, a descending<br />
series of pig-like grunts or a mechanical series<br />
that sounds like “kidick…kidick…kidick….”<br />
Birds identified by sound count as well as<br />
those identified by sight. That strident chatter<br />
you hear comes from the Least Tern colony<br />
on the other side of the dune. But you already<br />
have terns.<br />
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The Activity Column<br />
Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, open your ears to an outdoor concert!<br />
Nothing enhances a summer evening<br />
like music.<br />
Despite the challenges of controlling<br />
sound outdoors, musicians<br />
have been performing al fresco for<br />
millennia. Instruments designed for communication<br />
like drums, bagpipes and horns, were<br />
adapted for entertainment. Drums that keep<br />
soldiers marching in formation also work for<br />
dancing; the mournful tones of the bagpipes,<br />
said to carry for ten miles, lend themselves<br />
to ballads; and bugle calls, the soldier’s alarm<br />
clock, can also signal the start of a party.<br />
Early on, amphitheaters were built in canyons<br />
or ravines where nature could help to<br />
reflect sound. Architects of the first “bowls,”<br />
like the theater at Delphi, cleverly used the<br />
two faces of a chasm to reflect sound, made<br />
the seats out of stone to further amplify, and<br />
inserted empty jugs among the seats to add<br />
resonance. It worked well enough that a whisper<br />
on stage could be heard from the last<br />
row. Later, town squares served as musical<br />
venues, using surrounding buildings to focus<br />
and amplify sound. In the electronic age, early<br />
loudspeakers were problematic, resulting in<br />
distorted sound, odd lags and echoes, and the<br />
necessity of requiring listeners nearest the<br />
speakers to endure very high volume. Digital<br />
speakers have improved things dramatically.<br />
Free outdoor concerts, like at Cape May’s<br />
Rotary Park, introduce new audiences to<br />
music. Grab a lawn chair, bring a picnic dinner,<br />
your well-behaved dog, and your fidgety<br />
children, who can dance until the music<br />
lulls them to sleep. The Rotary Park concerts<br />
feature traditional brass bands, barbershop<br />
quartets, and banjo groups throughout the<br />
summer. They start at 7pm. Call 609-884-<br />
9565 for more information.<br />
The Emlen Physick Estate Outdoor Stage<br />
will present a series of classical music concerts<br />
this summer, as well as a June 27th<br />
concert featuring R&B favorites with Paula<br />
Johns. Tickets are $25. Visit capemaymac.org<br />
for information.<br />
Many outdoor restaurants also feature<br />
music — check with your favorite eatery.<br />
Concerts at the ferry terminal will return this<br />
year every Wednesday starting July 7. You can<br />
also enjoy music outdoors at local wineries.<br />
For example, Hawk Haven Vineyard has local<br />
singer/songwriters on summer Saturdays.<br />
Jessie Creek Winery has music on Saturday<br />
afternoons by their fire pits from 3 to 6:30pm.<br />
Reservations are required, and COVID-19<br />
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Take The Chill<br />
Challenge!<br />
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Take an active role in demonstrating<br />
that you care about Cape May by making<br />
some energetic energy choices!<br />
• Buy locally and invest in and use your own reusable grocery bags<br />
• Invest in and use a reusable water bottle and coffee mug<br />
• Use cloth towels instead of paper<br />
• Turn water off when not in use like when cleaning your teeth<br />
• Cut your shower time and use cooler water<br />
• Rinse and Recycle all that you can<br />
• When you can, ride a bike or walk<br />
• Be respectful of our trees<br />
• Find local farmers markets and shop there – it’s fresh and fun<br />
• Carry litter from the beach and use containers provided<br />
• Dry towels and clothing on a clothes line when possible<br />
• STOP idling your car<br />
• Turn off lights when not in use/needed<br />
• Use LED light bulbs and unplug electronics when not in use<br />
• Grow your flower or vegetable garden with plants that attract bees<br />
and butterflies, and require less water<br />
• Tread lightly – explore local nature centers and trails<br />
• Build responsibly – Support Green Energy!<br />
ACT PERSONALLY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR THE<br />
CAPE MAY COMMUNITY WE ALL LOVE!<br />
Environmental Commission meets fourth Tuesday each month at<br />
11am in City Hall. All are welcome. Get involved! THANK YOU!<br />
Delco and Chesco familes<br />
Rob, Joe, Jess<br />
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Raw Local & world honey<br />
Clean, natural Face & body care<br />
Pure beeswax candles<br />
over 40 varieties<br />
$6.99 flat rate shipping for online orders<br />
135 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May [ across<br />
across from exit zero ] |<br />
] | 609-425-6434 | capemayhoneyfarm.com<br />
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Cape May Wicker<br />
Two locations open seven days 9 to 5<br />
1930 Route 9, Clermont | 609-624-3031<br />
203 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May | 609-884-1849<br />
capemaywicker.net<br />
It’s always 5 o’clock once you get<br />
your own Margaritaville Tiki Bar<br />
and stools! $999 limited stock<br />
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5/28: Around 6pm At Cape May Brew Co.<br />
Brew Crew<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
OVER 50 STORES UNDER ONE ROOF<br />
OPEN FRIDAY - MONDAY<br />
antique furniture • accessories • estate jewelry • vintage memorabilia • framed artwork • home goods<br />
Beach Plum Bakery and Café<br />
609.770.8261 | 484 Perry Street, Cape May | thewestendgarage.com<br />
June 3, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 47
5/28: Around 6pm At Cape May Brew Co.<br />
Jacqui, Jason<br />
Emily, Jeff<br />
Anthony, Alexis<br />
Jake, Mary Chris, Colleen Shannon, Sherry<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
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The Answer Lady invites inquiries from<br />
gentle readers on all manner of relationship<br />
quandaries, matters of the<br />
heart and ethics. If you’d like to send<br />
a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or,<br />
simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate<br />
the wisdom herein.<br />
Dear Answer Lady<br />
I’m a musician and formed a group with<br />
two other friends. We were getting a lot of gigs<br />
until COVID hit but are now getting back. I just<br />
got three bookings and when I told our drummer,<br />
he told me that he is with another group,<br />
but can do both. However, he could not do the<br />
dates I booked because of the other band’s commitments.<br />
I said, “What am I supposed to do?<br />
Tell the bar owner to pick three other dates?”<br />
“Yes,” he said. Now I can’t just say yes to gigs,<br />
but must check with him first. I’m afraid if I<br />
tell him to choose, he’ll opt for the other group<br />
which is trendier. I don’t want it to affect our<br />
friendship, but I feel a little betrayed. Should I<br />
ignore it and just carry on? — Marching To A<br />
Different Drummer<br />
The Answer Lady<br />
Wise answers to perplexing questions<br />
Dear Marching<br />
The Answer Lady is always surprised at<br />
how readers answer their own question just<br />
by the nom de plum they choose. Find another<br />
drummer or adjust without one because this is<br />
clearly about more than a drummer in demand.<br />
Act now while the change can be made with<br />
civility. To help you, go to Good Scents for some<br />
aromatic candles. Breathe and when you break<br />
the news, be very kind and then — move on.<br />
Dear Answer Lady<br />
My mother-in-law told me that she kept<br />
my father-in-law drugged after a recent operation<br />
just so she “wouldn’t hear him whine and<br />
ask for stuff.” Stuff? You know like water, food,<br />
help to get to the bathroom. I am so appalled<br />
by this. She could have killed him — I suspect<br />
she isn’t always operating with a full deck, if<br />
you catch my meaning. She told me after about<br />
three cocktails and started laughing. Should<br />
I tell my husband or father-in-law? I don’t<br />
know if they’ll believe me. They think she is the<br />
queen of the universe. And, he is on the mend<br />
and seems ok but... — Scratching My Head<br />
Dear Scratching<br />
You are in the middle of a dysfunctional<br />
family dynamic which has been going on for a<br />
long time. Telling them will make no difference<br />
in their behavior. Just be happy he survived her<br />
“care.” To keep your own reality in check, treat<br />
yourself to a lovely ensemble at Victorious.<br />
Make sure you accessorize to help shake the<br />
bad vibes away. One suggestion, if you get sick<br />
and need “care,” call in a professional.<br />
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5/28: Around 6pm At<br />
Cape May Brew Co.<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Will, Kyle<br />
Alex, Tom<br />
Megan, Sue, Kelsey, Rob, Moke<br />
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5/24: West Cape May Commissioners Dedicate Bench<br />
In Memory Of Doris Jacobsen In Wilbraham Park<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Mayor Carol Sabo<br />
Judy, Miss Marie, Austin, Bob<br />
Susan, Wayne<br />
Mayor Carol Sabo, Former Mayor Pam Kaithern, Deputy Mayor Peter Burke<br />
Doug, Joanne, Sharon, Ken<br />
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An Early American Open-Air Living History Museum<br />
SPRING WALKING TOURS<br />
Enjoy beautiful weather as you take a guided<br />
walk through a portion of Historic Cold Spring<br />
Village and experience the mystique of days<br />
gone by. Learn the history of the Village<br />
buildings and the lifestyles of those who<br />
worked and lived in them.<br />
Visit the Country Store where you can purchase<br />
a unique souvenir of the Village, then enjoy a<br />
complimentary mini flight tasting (4oz) at Cold<br />
Spring Brewery (beer, sarsaparilla, or water).<br />
Tours are offered at 11 am, March 20-June 18<br />
$12 per person ($10.00 children 3-12)<br />
Members receive a $2 discount<br />
Advanced registration required. Tours begin at<br />
the Seashore Road/Rt.626 Gate House.<br />
Please visit hcsv.org and click on the big red<br />
BOOK NOW button for pricing and tour dates.<br />
Ghost Walks are also available!<br />
Visit our website for more info.<br />
The Brewery is open Thu-Sat 12-8pm<br />
and Sun 12-6pm<br />
Gift Cards & Growlers Available!<br />
Beer Service in our Beer Grove<br />
Up to groups of 4 inside, 8 outside<br />
LIVE music almost every Saturday!<br />
Climate Controlled UV air purifiers installed<br />
to reduce airborne germs<br />
All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum<br />
733-735 Seashore Road, Cape May 609-898-2300 hcsv.org<br />
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Interactive Family Fun... Rain or Shine!<br />
OPEN AIR MUSEUM - PET FRIENDLY<br />
5/28: Around 4pm<br />
At Harry’s<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Now Open Daily!!!<br />
Ask about a Membership for unlimited 1 year<br />
admission, special event admission, Gift Shop<br />
Discounts and even our 2021 Challenge Coin!<br />
AVIATION MUSEUM<br />
AT THE<br />
CAPE MAY AIRPORT<br />
• Sit in the cockpit!<br />
• Climb an air-traffic control tower!<br />
• Coast Guard & 9/11 exhibit area<br />
Green family<br />
Learn about a<br />
variety of aircraft!<br />
Matt, Alexis, Amy, Peter<br />
www.usnasw.org<br />
Open<br />
Daily<br />
10am-4pm<br />
(609) 886-8787<br />
500 Forrestal Road, Cape May Airport<br />
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Len, Andrey, Emile, Mia
5/28: Around 4pm<br />
At Harry’s<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
SUMMER COLLEGE SPECIAL<br />
3 Months for $124<br />
Special valid thru June 15<br />
With valid college ID<br />
Andrew, Lena, Toba, Marissa<br />
Ryan, Nick, Charles, Lauren<br />
@northbeachgym<br />
Maryann, Kevin, Kyle, Brenda<br />
NORTHBEACHGYM.COM<br />
3845 Bayshore Road<br />
North Cape May (Acme Plaza)<br />
609-898-3800<br />
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5/28: Around 4pm At Harry’s<br />
Sewell Ave Crew<br />
Nathan Cwik<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
FREE Bumper Stickers That Say....<br />
Available at Exit Zero & the Following Churches and Merchants:<br />
Givens<br />
Peace Pie<br />
Marlene’s<br />
Beach Love<br />
Good Scents<br />
Dellas 5 & 10<br />
Madame’s Port<br />
Across The Way<br />
South of Jackson<br />
Madison’s Bakery<br />
Flying Fish Studio<br />
Central Park Farm<br />
Collier's Liquor Store<br />
Ostara’s Coffee House<br />
Louisa’s Chocolate Bar<br />
Spirit Catcher Photography<br />
Red Door Gallery in Woodland Village<br />
Import Bazaar<br />
Kaleidoscope<br />
Swede Things<br />
Making Waves<br />
Snippers Salon<br />
Casale’s Shoes<br />
Just For Laughs<br />
El Paso Grocery<br />
Episcopal Church of the Advent<br />
Enchanted Fiber<br />
A Place on Earth<br />
Cape Winds Florist<br />
Pedego Electric Bikes<br />
Beef Jerky Experience<br />
Antojos (Mexican Cravings)<br />
Gorman’s Wines and Spirits<br />
Cape Atlantic Book Company<br />
Calvary Chapel Cape May<br />
Cape Island Baptist Church<br />
or call Dottie and Mal Knapp at (609) 675-5640<br />
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5/28: Around 4pm<br />
At Harry’s<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Cape May’s Premiere<br />
Family Entertainment Centers<br />
Play Games, Win Prizes<br />
Nick, Madeline, Sean, Rosemarie<br />
Visit the NEW Beach Arcade<br />
Randy, Ryan<br />
Steve, Dee, Kathleen, Liz, Michelle, Donna, Mark, Sean<br />
609-884-7020<br />
Two Locations, Fully Airconditioned<br />
Beach Arcade @ 406 Beach Ave<br />
Family Fun Arcade@ 732 Beach Ave<br />
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5/28: Around 4pm At Harry’s<br />
Chuck, Sonja<br />
Eileen, Matt<br />
Nancy, Michael Kathleen, Bill Lori, Dan<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
The New Capemaymusiccafe.com<br />
The Music You Love to Love ♥<br />
Soft Rock - Easy Listening - Classic Hits Thru The Decades
5/28: Around 4pm<br />
At Harry’s<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Feel the Sweet Breeze<br />
of Peace of Mind<br />
YOGA ON THE BEACH<br />
ONLY<br />
Behind the Cape May<br />
$5!<br />
Convention Center<br />
Sun, Mon, Fri & Sat 8:00 AM<br />
Alex, Andrew, Nick<br />
Visit yogacapemay.com<br />
for a complete schedule<br />
or call Karen Manette Bosna<br />
609-827-8886<br />
The Gypsy Yogini<br />
Weather Permitting<br />
@beachyogacapemay<br />
www.yogacapemay.com<br />
Linda, Fred<br />
BOTTOMLINE CHURCH<br />
New Jersey’s ONLY church that meets<br />
dockside at a Marina<br />
LOCATED AT UTSCH’S MARINA — D DOCK<br />
sunday worship services @ 8am<br />
Come by Boat, Car, Bike or Walk<br />
All are welcome for a casual<br />
service and fellowship<br />
join us as we enjoy the creation while learning of the creator<br />
Dream Team<br />
Pastor Joe Springer 609-703-0448<br />
bottomlinechurch.com • bottomlinechurch@aol.com<br />
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Robert Panaccio, VMD<br />
Robert Moffatt, VMD<br />
Nancy Reilly, VMD<br />
Patricia J. Link, DVM<br />
5/22: Pedego Palooza<br />
In West Cape May<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY CATHRINE O’BRIEN<br />
694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May<br />
609-884-1729<br />
capemayvet.com<br />
Sharon, Aidan, Sharon<br />
hours by appointment<br />
re: think Health<br />
Insurance<br />
Millennium Administrators is an<br />
insurance agency focused exclusively on<br />
health insurance for the independent<br />
contractor, individual & employer —<br />
large or small<br />
Dave, Terry, David, Rob<br />
For a free quote, call 866-MHG-2489<br />
or email spicard@millennium-tpa.com<br />
www.millennium-tpa.com<br />
Lenny, Rich<br />
Jim and Judy Hull<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />
STAR is a sweet girl who came to the shelter<br />
when her owner got sick and could no longer<br />
care for her. She is a little nervous when meeting<br />
new people, but quickly becomes friendly<br />
and social. Star loves to play fetch and thinks<br />
she is a lap dog despite her 94-pound stature.<br />
She is learning more behavior cues and will<br />
make a loving companion to any family.<br />
MOOSE came to the shelter when his family<br />
could not devote the time to him that<br />
he needed. He is an active boy who is treat<br />
motivated to enjoy his training. Moose loves<br />
running around the yard and going on walks<br />
to explore his environment. He does live well<br />
with children and would be best if adopted by<br />
an active family who will keep him busy.<br />
PERSEPHONE is a calm, sweet and 77-pound<br />
girl. She is a little leery of strangers, but once<br />
she is comfortable, she loves cuddles and to<br />
be pet. Persephone has great leash skills but<br />
is afraid of loud noises. Her last home was too<br />
busy so she would do best in a calm household.<br />
Persephone would make a loving companion<br />
to any family.<br />
THE LOCALS<br />
CAPE MAY’S PREMIERE TALK RADIO SHOW<br />
Hosts John Cooke, Michael Clarke, Joe McLaughlin, Brady Schoenrock, Wendy Collins<br />
and Ed McDonough cover all you need to know about Cape May and the area.<br />
Now available as a podcast on Facebook, the Soundcloud app, iTunes and at harpoonsonthebay.com.<br />
underwritten by Cape Assist l Uncle Bill’s Pancake House, Cape May & N. Cape May l Exit Zero Filling Station l Harpoons on the Bay<br />
sound & editing by tom hogan / interested in hosting a locals show? write to ejmmatt16@gmail.com<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />
LADY BUG is a playful girl who has had a lot<br />
happen in her life. She was abandoned in the<br />
woods, had a litter of kittens and tested positive<br />
for FIV. Lady Bug is healthy and happy<br />
depsite her condition and is up to date on all<br />
vaccinations as well at spayed. She will be<br />
good in a home with children and needs a safe<br />
and loving family to take her in.<br />
DORY is a one-and-a-half-year-old girl who<br />
came to the shelter when her owner moved<br />
back to Puerto Rico and she couldn’t handle<br />
the air travel. It may take some time but once<br />
you give her a little love Dory will warm right<br />
up to you. She hasn’t lived with kids, other cats<br />
or dogs, but a slow introduction should be fine<br />
and make her a great house pet.<br />
TOPPER is a sweet kitten who has Cerebellar<br />
Hypoplasia. It is a permanent condition but<br />
with growth and time, he will learn to live with<br />
it just fine. Topper is housetrained and up to<br />
date on all vaccinations. The shelter asks that<br />
only those with experience in “CH” cats apply.<br />
Topper will make a wonderful feline friend to<br />
a loving family.<br />
MAKING TECHNOLOGY<br />
JUST WORK!<br />
815 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
DENNIS J. SPILKER<br />
Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038<br />
KEVIN J. BEARE<br />
Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 3806<br />
Cherishing Life’s Moments<br />
609-884-3793<br />
spilkerfuneralhome.com<br />
Continuing a 90-Year Tradition of Serving<br />
the Cape May and Lower Township Area<br />
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Jersey Cape<br />
Realty<br />
SALES & RENTALS<br />
5/22: Pedego Palooza<br />
In West Cape May<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY CATHRINE O’BRIEN<br />
JUST SOLD!<br />
1360-B Virginia Ave,<br />
Cape May<br />
Heijung Park-Colameco<br />
Broker / Sales 609-602-8641<br />
Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com<br />
JCR Listed (Dee), JCR Sold! (Heijung)<br />
Highest CM quad sold to date! Call me!<br />
George, Stacey, Kate, Chris, jay, Pat, Jim, Chris<br />
Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />
Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner<br />
739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com<br />
PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & CONCIERGE SERVICE<br />
Swing into Spring!<br />
Call us for all your springtime needs<br />
• Water on<br />
• Power washing<br />
• Window washing<br />
• Outdoor furniture setup<br />
• Spring cleaning<br />
• Maintenance/repairs<br />
• Landscaping<br />
• HVAC serviced<br />
• Service to smoke/co detectors<br />
One call does it all!<br />
1400 texas avenue, unit #2, cape may<br />
(609) 884-8444 | info@wkrservices.com<br />
David, Dave, Kelly, Rob<br />
David, Rich, Scott, Colton, JL, Pat, Cynthia, James<br />
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PROPERTY PAGES<br />
Check out this spacious three-bedroom, two-bathroom<br />
condo located at 904 Lafayette Street in Cape May.<br />
904 Lafayette is walking distance to the Washington<br />
Street mall and close to the dog park. This condo offers<br />
parking for two cars onsite, your own grilling area<br />
behind the property and a storage area for homeowner’s<br />
belongings in the basement. This is a second-floor condo<br />
with a sun deck facing towards beautiful sunsets.<br />
The property is currently a very popular pet<br />
friendly rental bringing in $34,000 in rental income<br />
for 2021. This property is being sold tastefully<br />
furnished, turnkey and subject to short term rental<br />
leases. Don’t miss out on this great opportunity for a<br />
nicely sized property so close to your favorite places in<br />
Cape May. Listed at $724,000.<br />
904 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY<br />
Contact Carol Menz of Coastline Realty at 609-374-0325<br />
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Bank whenever<br />
you want.<br />
Our online tools<br />
& mobile app<br />
make it easy.<br />
sturdyonline.com<br />
609-463-5220<br />
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5/18: Grand Opening And Ribbon<br />
Cutting At Evolution Salon And Spa<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Scott, Holly, John Nickels<br />
Evolution team!<br />
Commissioner Jeffery L. Pierson, Holly, Scott, Commissioner E. Marie Hayes<br />
Stacy Hutchinson<br />
Broker Associate<br />
C: 609.972.6004<br />
O: 609.884.1300<br />
SHutchinson@<br />
deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Buy-Sell-Rent<br />
FOR RENT!<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
FOR RENT!<br />
1240A AVENUE,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/1.5 BA home located<br />
within a quick bike ride to<br />
the beaches, shopping and<br />
restaurants. Central A/C,<br />
3 TV’s and wifi.<br />
169 ROUTE 47 SOUTH,<br />
CMCH<br />
3 BR/2 BA home located<br />
on a 1 acre lot with a<br />
lofted two car detached<br />
garage. $450,000<br />
6501 SEAVIEW AVENUE,<br />
WILDWOOD CREST<br />
3 BR/1.5 BA home located<br />
on a corner lot two blocks<br />
to the beach.<br />
$725,000<br />
825 WASHINGTON STREET,<br />
UNIT 301, CAPE MAY<br />
Top floor 4 BR/3 BA flat<br />
style condominium with<br />
private rear deck and<br />
garage parking.<br />
$1,185,000<br />
1306 TEXAS AVENUE,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
Renovated 6 BR/4.5 B home,<br />
of approximately 4,000 sq.ft.<br />
of living space. Originally was<br />
anchored on 6th Street in<br />
Avalon, NJ.<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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Cape Island’s Top Producing, full service real estate agency that has been representing all of<br />
Cape May County since 1974. Consistently representing the most buyers & sellers in the<br />
Greater Cape May area. Look us up on Zillow, Realtor.com and Google to hear from our many<br />
satisfied buyers & sellers! We sell more, because we do more!<br />
Pool &<br />
Basement<br />
Newly<br />
Remodeled<br />
Close to<br />
Avalon<br />
Inground<br />
Pool<br />
Listed $745,000<br />
Listed $449,900<br />
Listed $99,000<br />
Listed $305,000<br />
965 SEASHORE BRIDGE ROAD,<br />
LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />
3 Bedrooms | 3 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Jason Casella<br />
Sales Associate, 609-408-4038<br />
14 GOSHEN ROAD,<br />
CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Jason Casella<br />
Sales Associate, 609-408-4038<br />
12 BROOKS AVENUE,<br />
SWAINTON<br />
Close to Avalon<br />
Listing Agent: Tai Menz,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-602-8061<br />
300 FULLING MILL ROAD,<br />
VILLAS<br />
3 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Bojidar Dimitrov<br />
Broker Associate, 609-849-8339<br />
START PLANNING YOUR AUTUMN GETAWAY OR 2022 VACATION TODAY!<br />
2022 rental rates are being added daily! Don’t miss out and plan ahead before it is too<br />
late. We have 370 vacation rentals encompassing Cape May and the surrounding areas.<br />
Give us a call today at 609-884-5005 or search through all of our rentals online!<br />
www.coastlinerealty.com/booking/search.cfm<br />
1.11<br />
Acre Lot<br />
62x125<br />
Lot<br />
Water Views<br />
Highly Visible<br />
Location<br />
Listed $375,000<br />
Listed $389,900<br />
Listed $565,000<br />
Listed $395,000<br />
1 RABBIT RUN,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Stephanie Coffey,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-665-8152<br />
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702 CASPIAN AVENUE,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />
Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />
Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />
720 JONATHAN HOFFMAN,<br />
LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2 Bath<br />
Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />
Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />
941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005<br />
900 SHUNPIKE ROAD,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
1.2 Acre Commercial Lot<br />
Listing Agent: Barb McPherson,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-780-7652
BARBARA McPHERSON<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Serving Clients<br />
for 20 Years:<br />
Buying, Selling<br />
& Renting<br />
609-780-7652<br />
Barbara@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
403 EAST PACIFIC AVENUE, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />
HOLLY STEGER<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Life is short, buy<br />
the beach house!<br />
Contact me for a<br />
free Comparative<br />
Market Analysis.<br />
609-846-4819<br />
Holly@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
2020 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />
2017 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />
1151 INDIANA AVENUE, CAPE MAY<br />
Showings now available!<br />
UNDER CONTRACT! Looking to buy or sell? List with me!<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - Take a virtual tour!<br />
$849,500<br />
KIMBERLY GIPPLE<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Resorts & Second<br />
Home Specialist<br />
MARGARET<br />
KITTNER BETHEL<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
609-972-9302<br />
Kim@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
2015-2018 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />
2019 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Silver<br />
Kimberly Gipple<br />
#BuyersAgent<br />
Stephanie Coffey<br />
#SellersAgent<br />
#KeepinItRealty<br />
Accredited Buyers<br />
Representative<br />
2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 & 2020<br />
Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />
609-408-1012<br />
MBethel@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
UNDER CONTRACT!<br />
3 Beds, 2.5 Baths! JUST SOLD! 103 East Virginia<br />
Avenue is a wellmaintained<br />
cottage<br />
could be your new<br />
home! Pretty as a<br />
picture and easy to care<br />
for with vinyl siding.<br />
Beautiful hardwood<br />
flooring throughout, except for the tiled bath. This<br />
home features two bedrooms and a full bath. The open<br />
concept living area with a cathedral ceiling is large<br />
enough for a both dining and living room furnishings.<br />
There is a laundry closet, an updated kitchen and a<br />
large back yard. Listed at $210,000.<br />
Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com<br />
CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps<br />
NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2020<br />
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512 Washington Mall<br />
Cape May<br />
29 Ocean Street, Cape May<br />
12 Bedrooms, 12 Bathrooms<br />
609-884-8428<br />
cbcapemay.com<br />
realestate@cbcapemay.com<br />
UNDER CONTRACT PROPERTIES<br />
3 Canterbury Lane, Tranquility<br />
3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms<br />
12 Summer Circle, N Cape May<br />
3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms<br />
1119 Idaho Ave, Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Bathrooms<br />
Listing Agent - Yogi Kurtz<br />
Asking Price $3,999,999<br />
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Listing Agent - Christopher Bezaire<br />
Asking Price $489,000<br />
Buyer’s Agent - William Bezaire<br />
Asking Price $419,900<br />
Listing Agent - William Bezaire,<br />
Buyer’s Agent - Christopher Bezaire<br />
Asking Price $1,300,000<br />
EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED
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Jersey Cape Rental Team<br />
Olivia, Lauren, Shannon, Ann, Diana<br />
609-884-5800<br />
Your Summer<br />
Vacation Awaits!<br />
Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />
739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com<br />
DEE LANZALOTTI,<br />
LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER<br />
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Jim, Megan<br />
Scott and Holly<br />
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512 Washington Mall<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-8428<br />
cbcapemay.com<br />
realestate@cbcapemay.com<br />
DUPLEX<br />
109 West Cresse Ave,<br />
Wildwood<br />
Asking Price $525,000<br />
Outstanding two-story three-bedroom, three-bath<br />
with a detached cottage. The cottage features one<br />
bedroom and one bath with year-round rental<br />
income, or to be used for family. This property will not<br />
last on the market very long! Just three-and-a-half<br />
blocks to the beach.<br />
LISTING AGENT<br />
Joseph Gallagher<br />
Sales Associate<br />
267-258-4425<br />
gallagherj69@gmail.com<br />
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EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED
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TWO-STORY DUPLEX<br />
TRANQUILITY<br />
THE POINTE AT MOORE’S INLET QUINTESSENTIAL COTTAGE<br />
109 W Cresse Ave,<br />
Wildwood<br />
ASKING PRICE: $525,000<br />
3 Bedrooms / 3 Baths w/ cottage<br />
ARTS & CRAFT STYLE HOME<br />
213 E Vineyard Court,<br />
Lower Township<br />
ASKING PRICE: $489,000<br />
3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths<br />
101 W Spruce Ave, Unit 101,<br />
North Wildwood<br />
ASKING PRICE: $875,000<br />
4 Bedrooms / 3 Baths<br />
607 Cape Ave,<br />
Cape May Point<br />
ASKING PRICE: $849,000<br />
2 Bedrooms / 1 Bath<br />
BROADWAY BEACH CONDO<br />
222 Hand Avenue,<br />
Cape May Court House<br />
ASKING PRICE: $349,000<br />
3 Bedrooms / 2.5 Baths<br />
211 Beach Avenue, 1 st Fl,<br />
Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $1,150,000<br />
3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths, with pool<br />
VICTORIAN STEPS TO THE BEACH<br />
CLASSIC VICTORIAN<br />
26 Gurney Street,<br />
Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $1,749,000<br />
6 Bedrooms / 4 Baths<br />
Serving the Cape May area<br />
for 120 years for all your<br />
sale and rental needs!<br />
122 Eldredge Avenue,<br />
West Cape May<br />
ASKING PRICE: $1,249,000<br />
5 Bedrooms / 3 Baths<br />
EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />
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Kathleen Satt<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.972.4014<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
KSatt@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
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UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
129 SWAINTON GOSHEN<br />
ROAD, CMCH<br />
3 BR/2 BA rancher sits on<br />
a 102 x 154 wooded lot.<br />
$269,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
26 E RAVENWOOD DRIVE,<br />
OCEAN VIEW<br />
4 BR/2.5 BA home<br />
situated on over 2.5 acres.<br />
$635,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
Judy, Denise, Trish<br />
FOR SALE<br />
542 New England Rd,<br />
Lower Township<br />
Pam, Vicki, Rich<br />
JUST LISTED! Bay Springs Farm is located in the center of a rare natural<br />
dune forest on the island of Cape May. This oasis consists of a 10 acre parcel,<br />
4,445 sq ft of living split between a 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath home and a loft<br />
efficiency guest quarters above a large 2 bay garage. Listed at $1,950,000<br />
Gail Wilsey-Morrison<br />
Broker Associate<br />
609-602-0405 cell<br />
gailwilsey@gmail.com<br />
Long & Foster Real Estate<br />
501 Lafayette Street,<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-1007<br />
Amanda, Scott, Holly, Sarah, Peggy<br />
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Stefanie, Terry<br />
Lynda, Andri<br />
Commissioner Jeffery Pierson, Mayor Frank Sippel<br />
Karen, Linda Pam, Ocean Lou, Chris<br />
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Ryan Griffin<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.602.5578<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
SOLD!<br />
281 WINDSOR AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
Buyer’s Agent<br />
Closing Date: 5/14/21<br />
Sold Price: $1,180,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
778 PARK BLVD.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/3 BA single family<br />
home located in close<br />
proximity to the beach<br />
and downtown. $775,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
425 THIRD AVE.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/2 BA single family<br />
home in close proximity<br />
to all the area amenities.<br />
$679,000<br />
RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
603 SUNSET BLVD.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
New construction! 6 BR/4 BA<br />
home located across from<br />
the Nature Conservancy.<br />
$1,275,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
1119 INDIANA AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/1.5 BA ranch home<br />
located a 55 x 125 lot with<br />
yard backing up to woods.<br />
$825,000<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May, NJ 08204<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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769 Stimpson Lane, Lower Twp<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $595,000<br />
9 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath - $895,000<br />
8 Gibson Lane, South Seaville<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $480,000<br />
Country Setting<br />
Charming home surrounded by nature yet<br />
close to Cape May and Cape May Point.<br />
beaches. Front and rear decks, updated<br />
kitchen, Florida room, gazebo.<br />
12 S Broadway, Cape May<br />
6 Bedrooms | 2F, 2H Baths - $2,200,000<br />
Stately Victorian<br />
Located 3 houses from the beach, this<br />
beautiful home has a breath-taking<br />
wrap-around porch and lots of room for<br />
entertaining.<br />
211 Beach Ave #6, Cape May<br />
1 Bedroom | 1 Bath - $569,000<br />
Tides Condo, Unit 201<br />
Extremely desirable unit with high-end<br />
finishes, handsome new furniture,<br />
wonderful ocean views, pool and<br />
dedicated parking spot.<br />
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104,102 Eldredge, Del Haven<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $549,900<br />
Hawk’s Ridge<br />
Modular home in new development<br />
offering stainless appliances, granite<br />
counters – buyer can choose premium<br />
touches and upgrades.<br />
20-26 Harbor Cove, Cape May<br />
$999,000 to $1,250,000<br />
4 Vacant Lots<br />
Last opportunity to build in Cape May<br />
Harbor Village & Yacht Club! Each lot<br />
comes with a 35’ boat slip. Private 2-acre<br />
park, tennis court and marina.<br />
1502, 1512 Velvento, Cape May<br />
$969,000 each<br />
Heated Pool<br />
Broadway Beach Condo 2nd floor corner<br />
unit with wonderful views! Beautifully<br />
maintained, just steps to the beach,<br />
excellent rental history.<br />
Includes Adjacent Lot<br />
Upside-down, open layout home with<br />
chef’s kitchen, elevator, and just a block<br />
and a half to the Delaware Bay.<br />
Build your Dream Home!<br />
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The Exit Zero Crossword<br />
The theme is Space... compiled by Nicole James<br />
7<br />
1 2<br />
3 4 5<br />
9 10<br />
6<br />
8<br />
Rian Young<br />
Salesperson/Marketing Coordinator<br />
Direct: 609.827.1184<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
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11 12<br />
13 14 15<br />
16 17<br />
18 19 20<br />
ACROSS<br />
1. Vehicle on the surface of 10<br />
across to explore its surface. (5)<br />
3. National Aeronautics and<br />
Space Administration. (4)<br />
6. The eighth planet from the<br />
Sun. (7)<br />
9. The study of planets, moons,<br />
stars, nebulae, galaxies, and<br />
comets. (9)<br />
10. Often referred to as the Red<br />
Planet. (4)<br />
11. Planet with rings. (6)<br />
12. The only planet with an<br />
oxygen-rich atmosphere. (5)<br />
13. Little Dipper, Big Dipper,<br />
Orion’s Belt e.g. (14)<br />
17. You can make a wish when<br />
you see one, also known as a<br />
comet. (8,4)<br />
18. First man to walk on the<br />
Moon. (9)<br />
20. Candy bar with nougat<br />
topped with caramel. (5,3)<br />
21. Main villain in 15 down. (5,5)<br />
22. The center of our Solar<br />
System. (3)<br />
21<br />
DOWN<br />
1. Elton John hit and film about<br />
his life. (6,3)<br />
2. Dwarf planet and Mickey<br />
Mouse’s dog. (5)<br />
4. People who travel to space.<br />
(10)<br />
5. Planet closest to the Sun. (7)<br />
7. Unidentified flying objects.<br />
(4)<br />
8. Dome you can visit to see the<br />
night sky. (11)<br />
9. Extraterrestrials. (6)<br />
10. We can watch showers<br />
of these at night on certain<br />
occasions. (7)<br />
14. The curved path something<br />
travels along as it goes around<br />
another object. (5)<br />
15. Movie created by George<br />
Lucas that became a worldwide<br />
pop-culture phenomenon. (4,4)<br />
16. Gives weight to physical<br />
objects on Earth. (7)<br />
19. You can see them at night or<br />
in movies. (5)<br />
22<br />
SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 35<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
151 BEACH ROAD,<br />
CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />
Bayfront lot located at the<br />
village of Pierce’s Point in<br />
Cape May Court House.<br />
$175,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
MaryAnn Donahue<br />
Broker Associate<br />
Direct: 484.614.5798<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
MAD@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Make Your Shore Home Dreams Come True Call<br />
MaryAnn & Start Packing!<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
1295 LAFAYETTE STREET,<br />
UNIT I, CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/3 BA condo located just<br />
over the bridge in the center<br />
of Cape May’s marina district.<br />
$699,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
122 E 22ND AVENUE, UNIT 5,<br />
NORTH WILDWOOD<br />
3 BR/1 BA condo located<br />
close to the North<br />
Wildwood Beaches.<br />
$225,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
217 ARIZONA AVENUE,<br />
VILLAS<br />
4 BR/2 BA home with an<br />
additional room above the<br />
detached two-car garage.<br />
$399,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May , NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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