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Update from Canada's Minister of Seniors, Deb Schulte<br />

Seniors across Canada tell me they are worried about their financial security and outliving their savings.<br />

Some older seniors share how their lives and needs have changed as they have aged — and so has their<br />

financial situation. In Budget <strong>2021</strong>, we took action to help relieve these stresses.<br />

To help strengthen Canadians’ financial security later in life, we propose to:<br />

1. Issue a one-time $500 payment in August <strong>2021</strong> directly to seniors who are aged 75 and older as of <strong>June</strong><br />

2022.<br />

2. Permanently increase the Old Age Security (OAS) pension by 10 per cent for seniors aged 75 and older<br />

in July 2022, providing $766 over the first year to pensioners receiving the full benefit.<br />

This is the first permanent increase to the OAS pension since 1973, other than adjustments due to inflation.<br />

Older seniors face increased financial pressures<br />

The OAS increase targets older seniors’ increased needs and vulnerability as they age. Those pressures<br />

include:<br />

Higher health-care expenses. Out-of-pocket health-care expenses of seniors aged 80 and above are<br />

more than $700 a year higher, on average, than those of seniors aged 65-74.<br />

The onset of illness or disability. Close to half of all seniors above the age of 75 have a disability. As a<br />

result, they need more supports and face increased costs.<br />

Few older seniors are able to supplement their income with paid work. While many younger<br />

seniors choose to remain employed, few seniors work beyond age 75. Those who do have a median<br />

employment income of only $720 a year.<br />

A higher risk of widowhood. Among seniors over 75, four in ten are widowed. Losing a spouse is not<br />

only traumatic, but it can increase financial instability, particularly for senior women.<br />

Increasing Old Age Security for older seniors builds on the work we have done to support all seniors.<br />

For the youngest seniors, we restored the age of eligibility for Old Age Security to 65 from 67.<br />

For the most vulnerable seniors, we increased the Guaranteed Income Supplement by 10 per cent for<br />

singles. We also increased and enhanced the GIS earnings exemption that helped low-income seniors keep<br />

more of the money they earn.<br />

For future retirees, we are gradually increasing the Canada Pension Plan’s maximum yearly benefit by 50<br />

per cent, a change that was mirrored by the Quebec Pension Plan.<br />

To help everyone, we are increasing how much you can earn before paying federal income taxes. When<br />

fully implemented in 2023, singles will save close to $300 and couples will save nearly $600 every year.<br />

No single measure solves every challenge, but together, these policies are making a real difference in<br />

Canadians’ retirement income security<br />

Mark your calendars!<br />

On <strong>June</strong> 8, <strong>2021</strong>, the Federal/Provincial/Territorial Ministers Responsible for Seniors Forum will host a<br />

virtual stakeholder symposium on “The Future of Aging in Canada” from noon-3pm EST. It will bring<br />

together stakeholders from across Canada and experts for a discussion on how to support healthy aging,<br />

address senior abuse, and address social isolation during the COVID-19 pandemic and beyond. Stay tuned<br />

to the Seniors in Canada Facebook page for the link to the livestream.<br />

Sincerely,<br />

Minister Deb Schulte<br />

canada.ca/seniors<br />

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The Guelph/Wellington Seniors Association<br />

A non-profit organization based at the<br />

Evergreen Seniors Community Centre<br />

http://www.gwsa-guelph.ca<br />

Ross Knechtel - Webmaster<br />

Directors & Officers<br />

Becky Fiedler — President<br />

Brian Smith — Vice-President<br />

Roger Stevens — Treasurer<br />

Tonie MacInnis — Secretary<br />

Directors<br />

Pat Gage Ken Fugler<br />

Wenda King Athar Khan<br />

Ross Knechtel Mike Woof<br />

Adam Rutherford<br />

The Sentinel Team<br />

Carol Croft — Adminstrator, Printer<br />

Linda Green — Editor, Printer<br />

George Hughes, Ken Pagniez — Printers<br />

Bill Shephard, Ray Miller — Part-time<br />

Assistants<br />

All of the above GWSA members<br />

are Volunteers.<br />

GWSA Community Support Services Staff<br />

Emma Whittaker — Manager<br />

Audrey Bishop — Administrative Assistant<br />

Margaret Iutzi — Move Well Co-ordinator<br />

Molly Roberts — Eat Well Co-ordinator<br />

Paula Frappier — Outreach Co-ordinator<br />

All others working for CSS<br />

are GWSA Volunteers<br />

City Staff<br />

Adam Rutherford — Program<br />

Manager<br />

tba — Customer Service Clerk<br />

Tonie MacInnis — Recreation Program<br />

Director — Senior Services<br />

Becky MacDonald — Recreation<br />

Co-ordinator — Volunteers<br />

Jocelynn Desroches — Chef<br />

Janice Walls — Assistant Cook<br />

Don Harris — Facility Maintainer<br />

Lorne Wollis — Cleaner<br />

Harvinder Marjara, Nathan Luck, Mary<br />

Loudoun — Customer Service Clerk II<br />

Lynne Briggs — Manager of Recreation<br />

Services<br />

Evergreen Seniors Community Centre<br />

A City of Guelph Recreation Facility run in<br />

partnership with the Community Services Department<br />

of the City of Guelph and the Guelph/<br />

Wellington Seniors Association<br />

683 Woolwich St., Guelph, ON, N1H 3Y8<br />

Tel.: 519-823-1291 / Fax: 519-823-8972<br />

Hours: 8:30 am to 4:00 pm M-F<br />

(closed Statutory Holidays)<br />

Read The Sentinel on our website,<br />

www.gwsa-guelph.ca<br />

ISSN: 0383 817X<br />

A MESSAGE FROM THE GWSA<br />

BOARD<br />

We hope to see you at this year’s Annual General Meeting. It is<br />

scheduled for 1:30 pm on Tuesday, <strong>June</strong> 8. We will use Zoom<br />

for our meeting again this year. GWSA members wishing to<br />

attend the meeting must pre-register online no later than noon<br />

on <strong>June</strong> 7 so that we may verify membership and send the<br />

meeting link to your email address.<br />

Preregistration is available at:<br />

https://us02web.zoom.us/meeting/register/<br />

tZctdO2hqjoiE9N5PC6-V5EYsbRPfV6qPD5n<br />

After registering, you will receive a confirmation email<br />

containing information about joining the meeting. This may<br />

take up to two days. All registrations will be processed no later<br />

than the day before the meeting.<br />

Zoom allows attendees to attend via computer, tablet, iPad or<br />

smart phone. Dial-in phones are not supported for this meeting<br />

because they do not permit voting.<br />

For more information about joining with your device, please<br />

visit Zoom’s downloads page: https://zoom.us/<br />

download#client_4meeting<br />

Zoom has become a popular platform over the last several<br />

months. You probably have friends or family members who<br />

have experience using it. Ask them to set up a Zoom meeting so<br />

you can try it before the AGM.<br />

If you need help with Zoom, please contact GWSA’s Computer<br />

Mentoring via their online form: https://gwsa-guelph.ca/<br />

computer-mentoring/<br />

Limited technical support will be available 30 minutes prior to<br />

the meeting, and during the meeting, by emailing Ross Knechtel<br />

at ross.knechtel@gwsa-guelph.ca<br />

Please visit the GWSA website to download the Annual Report<br />

and the AGM package. We look forward to seeing you at the<br />

meeting!<br />

NOTE: Disclaimer—The Sentinel and the GWSA do not necessarily agree<br />

with or support statements in the Sentinel made by advertisers, or submissions<br />

by writers (no political or religious topics please).<br />

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GWSA Email Update for the Month of May <strong>2021</strong><br />

National Long-Term Care Services Standard - Your Input is Important<br />

A collaboration between HSO (Health Standards Organization), SCC (Standards Council of Canada)<br />

and CSA Group (Canadian Standards Association) wants your input for a set of new LTC (Long Term<br />

Care) national standards. Contributions from residents, families and the LTC workforce are necessary for<br />

establishing national standards that are comprehensive, safe, and define reliable high-quality care practices.<br />

To help in the design and build of the new standards, please consider adding your voice to that of other<br />

Canadians about what matters most to you when it comes to long-term care. Complete their survey. The link<br />

can be found at the bottom of the HSO page.<br />

Federal Budget <strong>2021</strong> Highlights Affecting Seniors<br />

The Minister of Seniors, Deb Schulte, has pulled some highlights from the <strong>2021</strong> budget that may be most<br />

relevant to you:<br />

Increasing Seniors’ Financial Security<br />

The government will increase Old Age Security (OAS) benefits for seniors age 75 and older. Budget <strong>2021</strong><br />

proposes to implement this commitment in two steps:<br />

1. By providing a one-time payment of $500 in August <strong>2021</strong> to OAS pensioners who will be 75 or over as<br />

of <strong>June</strong> 2022.<br />

2. By introducing legislation to increase regular OAS payments for pensioners 75 and over by 10 per cent<br />

on an ongoing basis as of July 2022.<br />

This would increase the benefits for 3.3 million seniors, providing additional benefits of $766 to full OAS<br />

pensioners in the first year, and indexed to inflation going forward.<br />

This would give seniors more financial security later in life, when they are worried about outliving their<br />

life savings. As seniors age, their health and home care costs rise, all while they are more likely to be unable<br />

to work, have disabilities or be widowed. Our plan helps address these pressures and improve older seniors’<br />

quality of life.<br />

Helping Seniors Age Well at Home<br />

To support seniors to live in their homes for longer as they age, Budget <strong>2021</strong> proposes to provide $90<br />

million to launch the Age Well at Home initiative. The initiative would assist community-based<br />

organizations in providing practical support that helps low-income and otherwise vulnerable seniors age in<br />

their homes.<br />

It would match seniors with volunteers who can help with meal preparations, home maintenance, daily<br />

errands, yard work, and transportation. It would also help seniors access local services such as shoveling<br />

snow, cutting grass, picking up medicine and taking care of other practical, non-medical tasks that they are<br />

no longer able to manage.<br />

Strengthening Long-term Care and Supportive Care<br />

We welcome the Health Standards Organization and Canadian Standards Association’s work to develop<br />

national standards for long-term care. Their work with governments, stakeholders, and Canadians will help<br />

inform our ongoing collaboration with provinces and territories on improving long-term care, while<br />

respecting their jurisdiction.<br />

Budget <strong>2021</strong> proposes to provide $3 billion over five years, starting in 2022-23, to Health Canada to<br />

support provinces and territories in ensuring standards for long-term care are applied and permanent changes<br />

are made, so that seniors and those in care live in safe and dignified conditions.<br />

More Supports of Interest to Seniors<br />

In addition to the supports mentioned above, Budget <strong>2021</strong> proposes to: build, repair, and support an<br />

additional 35,000 affordable housing units for vulnerable Canadians, including seniors. This is part of the<br />

National Housing Strategy, which is on track to invest $70 billion by 2027-28 to help more Canadians find<br />

an affordable place to call home.<br />

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Help more families and people living with disabilities access the existing Disability Tax Credit and other<br />

related support measures.<br />

Improve access to palliative care and end-of-life care, including culturally sensitive care by proposing to<br />

provide $29.8 million over six years, starting in <strong>2021</strong>-22, to Health Canada to advance the government’s<br />

palliative care strategy and lay a better foundation for co-ordinated action on long-term and supportive care<br />

needs.<br />

Provide $100 million over three years, starting in <strong>2021</strong>-22, to the Public Health Agency of Canada to<br />

support projects for innovative mental health interventions for populations disproportionately impacted by<br />

COVID 19, including seniors.<br />

Invest $400 million in <strong>2021</strong>-22 to Employment and Social Development Canada to create a temporary<br />

Community Services Recovery Fund to help charities and non-profits adapt and modernize so they can<br />

better support the economic recovery in our communities.<br />

Extend the Canada Recovery Caregiving Benefit an additional 4 weeks, to a maximum of 42 weeks, in the<br />

event that caregiving options are not sufficiently available.<br />

Invest $50 million over five years, starting in <strong>2021</strong>-22, for the Public Health Agency of Canada to design<br />

and deliver interventions that promote safe relationships and prevent family violence, including elder abuse.<br />

Provide an additional $15 million over three years, starting in <strong>2021</strong>-22, to Veterans Affairs Canada to<br />

expand and enhance the Veteran and Family Well-Being Fund for projects that will support veterans during<br />

the post COVID-19 recovery, including addressing homelessness, employment, retraining, and health<br />

challenges.<br />

The Government of Canada’s top priority remains protecting Canadians’ health and safety, particularly<br />

during this third, aggressive wave of the virus and its variants. The vaccine rollout is accelerating across<br />

Canada, and the federal government is on track to receive 48 to 50 million doses by the end of <strong>June</strong>.<br />

Groceries from The SEED - It Takes a Community to Feed a Community<br />

Groceries from The SEED is a pay-what-you-choose online grocery store with a purpose! Our goal is<br />

to make Guelph-Wellington the first community in Canada where everyone has access to good food. Those<br />

who can afford to buy some of their groceries this way (with delivery!) can help to subsidize people who<br />

cannot afford to pay for their groceries. It would be a great help to many of our CSS clients as an ongoing<br />

way to access food!<br />

Benefits of Membership:<br />

You have access to high quality groceries at competitive prices<br />

Your groceries are delivered to your door<br />

Our innovative pay-what-you-choose pricing offers choice and dignity to community members who<br />

<br />

otherwise can’t afford groceries<br />

100%-paying Members have the satisfaction of knowing their food dollars are helping others access<br />

good food<br />

If we meet our goal of 500 new Retail Memberships, we will be able to offer Discount Memberships to<br />

760 households!<br />

For more information, go to the website at SEED<br />

On-Demand Bus Service<br />

Guelph Transit introduced On-Demand Bus Service on May 2. On-demand differs from conventional<br />

transit in that there is no fixed route or schedule, and buses are dispatched on a request-basis. This means<br />

more flexibility for you as you can book a ride when it’s most convenient for you.<br />

You can book a ride using the free app, by phone or from the website, and the bus will pick up and drop<br />

off at pre-set locations throughout the city.<br />

On-demand service can be requested from anywhere in the city and will replace the Community Bus<br />

(north and south loops) and route 16 Southgate. The service will also extend into the Hanlon Creek Business<br />

Park, located west of the Hanlon Expressway in the city’s south end.<br />

Service to the two business parks is the same as conventional service hours (Monday to Saturday 5:45<br />

a.m. to 12:15 a.m. and Sunday 9:15 a.m. to 6:45 p.m.) and on-demand service to other areas in the city is<br />

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Monday to Saturday between 8:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. There is no additional cost to take an on-demand trip;<br />

use regular transit fare for the ride.<br />

Learn all about the service and how to book your ride here: https://guelph.ca/living/getting-around/bus/<br />

schedules/on-demand-bus-service/<br />

GWSA Annual General Meeting<br />

For more information, visit the Guelph Wellington Seniors Association website at GWSA.<br />

The GWSA Needs You<br />

The GWSA is currently recruiting for Virtual Volunteers to assist with Committees, Special Events, and<br />

on the GWSA Board of Directors.<br />

There are currently no “in-person” volunteer positions at the Evergreen Seniors Community Centre.<br />

You can check out our current list of Volunteer Opportunities at https://gwsa-guelph.ca/volunteeropportunities/<br />

Please speak to Becky MacDonald (519-822-1260 x 2096)<br />

OR email her at becky.macdonald@guelph.ca for information on any of the volunteer opportunities listed.<br />

How to Strength Train as You Age<br />

Virtual Workshop <strong>June</strong> 17 at 11 am<br />

Should you lift weights? Does it sound scary?<br />

Do you want to start strength training, but feel<br />

intimidated, do not want to get too bulky and<br />

have no idea where to start? Our Fitness<br />

Director recommends adding strength training to<br />

your routine. Strength training is vital in<br />

avoiding injuries and maintaining functional<br />

strength as you age. Beginning at about age 30,<br />

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men and women lose muscle mass at about the rate of 10 percent per decade until about 50, when that loss<br />

accelerates to 15 percent per decade. Over time, the loss of muscle mass can be severe, greatly affecting<br />

your quality of life. Don’t wait until it’s too late. In this seminar, you will be given an introduction to<br />

strength training and why it is so important as you age. You will also be given tips on how to strength train<br />

as you age as well as a basic strength training program for beginners.<br />

This workshop is sponsored by OASSIS - the association for not-for-profit organizations’ benefit plans.<br />

Register in advance for this meeting:<br />

https://us02web.zoom.us/meeting/register/tZUof-GqqD4iH9VSjvvR0hhYNFyfRZoApPJu<br />

After registering, you will receive a confirmation email containing information about joining the meeting.<br />

Connecting Circles - Social Change Workshop Series<br />

In February, 10C (10 Carden) launched a pilot program called Connecting Circles. 10C Connecting<br />

Circles are safe, free opportunities for older adults and seniors in Guelph and Wellington County to<br />

virtually connect with people and organizations in their community.<br />

The Connecting Circles: Social Change Series is a gathering of intergenerational participants in Guelph<br />

and Wellington County to learn, connect and build back better as a community, post pandemic.<br />

Each Monday night, we will be unpacking a topic of social change within our community – especially<br />

those which have been sorely needed during this pandemic (eg: economic equality, environmental<br />

protection, mental health support). Our main goals for this series is to educate participants on social <strong>issue</strong>s,<br />

share resources and inspiration to help drive change in our community, and allow participants to make<br />

connections within their community to fight social isolation.<br />

Each Monday night, Circle will include a speaker (or multiple in a panel style discussion), followed by<br />

facilitated group discussions, activities and open Q&A. We want to enable participants to become changemakers<br />

in their own community and create a safe space for ideas to be shared and questions to be answered.<br />

10C Connecting Circles are safe, free opportunities for older adults and seniors in Guelph and Wellington<br />

County to virtually connect with people in their community. These weekly Zoom calls are meant to bring<br />

adults and seniors together, encourage intergenerational sharing, and bring some joy into peoples’ homes.<br />

10C Shared Space is grateful for the support of our Connecting Circles community partners: The People<br />

and Information Network and Guelph Wellington Seniors Association.<br />

Click below for information on upcoming workshops.<br />

https://10carden.ca/connecting-circles/<br />

Music in the Hills - Jim Cuddy In Person Drive-in Performance <strong>June</strong> 25<br />

Jim Cuddy (remember him from Blue Rodeo) will be performing a benefit concert on <strong>June</strong> 25 at the<br />

Mansfield Ski Club in Mulmur (north of<br />

Orangeville). Every car participating in<br />

the event will receive a “swag bag”.<br />

This benefit concert is in aid of<br />

the Suicide Awareness Council of<br />

Wellington-Dufferin.<br />

For more information and to purchase<br />

tickets, visit the Music In the Hills<br />

website.<br />

May Sentinel is Available Now<br />

Read online or download your own copy: The Sentinel May <strong>2021</strong><br />

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Volunteer Corner from Becky MacDonald<br />

WELCOME BACK VIRTUAL<br />

VOLUNTEERS!<br />

We miss you in person! Volunteering and the<br />

world around us has changed in many ways<br />

over the last year and a half.<br />

Many volunteers have taken on a new role<br />

“virtual volunteering” in the same capacity as<br />

in person, but moving in-person interaction to<br />

online through technology. Thank you for<br />

continuing to pursue your passion as a<br />

volunteer and doing your best to keep everyone<br />

engaged, including yourself. It’s a new way to<br />

volunteer and hopefully we can all get back to<br />

in-person, face-to-face interactions soon. Keep<br />

safe and healthy and looking forward to seeing<br />

you all again. Thank you for keeping up the<br />

great work you all do!<br />

an active member on the Board and assisting<br />

where needed on committees; Provide reports<br />

and updates to all members; Review monthly<br />

financial statements; Report Board <strong>issue</strong>s to<br />

the Committee and report the Committee’s<br />

<strong>issue</strong>s to the Board; Participate in selfdevelopment<br />

training, where and when<br />

appropriate.<br />

ASSISTANT EDITOR<br />

The GWSA is looking for someone to assist<br />

with the monthly email updates. This is a parttime<br />

position, once a month.<br />

Access to a computer<br />

<br />

<br />

Publishing/editor experience<br />

Assist with the monthly email updates to<br />

stay connected with the community<br />

There are “new” volunteer positions that are<br />

requiring your help. All positions are virtually<br />

from the comfort of your home. Please see the<br />

options that follow: Committees, Board,<br />

Special Events, and Supports.<br />

For more information and for details on each<br />

position, please contact<br />

becky.macdonald@guelph.ca<br />

If the position is of interest to you, you will<br />

be required to complete the “Volunteer<br />

Application Form – online” at:<br />

https://gwsa-guelph.ca/1749-2/ .<br />

GWSA COMMITTEES<br />

GWSA BOARD OF DIRECTORS<br />

The Board is looking to recruit up to four (4)<br />

new members. Experience in law, fundraising<br />

and HR are an asset. The Board meets on the<br />

third Wednesday of each month at 9:30 am<br />

virtually (min of 8 meetings per year). Being<br />

GOVERNANCE COMMITTEE<br />

The GWSA is looking for up to three<br />

additional members. The Governance<br />

Committee assists the Board of Directors with<br />

the development and review of bylaws,<br />

policies, and procedures for the Association.<br />

Morning meetings during a few months of the<br />

year.<br />

Experience in governance with a not-forprofit<br />

organization<br />

<br />

<br />

Knowledge of legislative requirements<br />

A keen interest in document research,<br />

development, and review would be helpful.<br />

SECRETARY<br />

The Governance Committee is looking for<br />

someone with a laptop and who is interested in<br />

taking minutes at the meeting and updating any<br />

documents as needed.<br />

MEMBERSHIP & MARKETING<br />

Three more committee members needed to join<br />

the team. Meet on the 2 nd Tuesday of each<br />

month at 9:30 am. The committee reports to<br />

the Board for all membership and marketing<br />

initiatives, focusing on the maximum interest<br />

of members and advancement of the Board’s<br />

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Strategic Plan. The Committee provides<br />

content and messaging advice to the webmaster<br />

for the website and social media accounts and<br />

prepares monthly GWSA Email Updates.<br />

Marketing and recruitment experience would<br />

definitely be assets, but are not required.<br />

Monitors membership satisfaction<br />

Develops plans to improve member<br />

<br />

<br />

<br />

recruitment and retention<br />

Marketing responsibilities include arranging<br />

for media coverage and creating<br />

advertisements<br />

Developing promotional material<br />

Arranging special events such as Open<br />

House and New Members’ Welcome -<br />

either virtually or in-person as appropriate.<br />

M&M EMAIL EDITOR<br />

Attend regular M&M meetings on the 2 nd<br />

Tuesday of each month at 9:30 am.<br />

Distribute publications once per month or<br />

as needed<br />

Solicit, investigate and assemble items<br />

Maintain the list of subscribers<br />

TECHNOLOGY COMMITTEE (NEW!)<br />

Advise the Board of Directors and provide<br />

technical leadership in support of the Strategic<br />

Plan.<br />

Production support: we need a group of<br />

technically savvy and interested members to<br />

prioritize a list of needed projects for planning<br />

and implementation.<br />

Experience in: electrician, sound tech,<br />

lighting technician, carpentry or design would<br />

be useful, and possibly computer-aided design<br />

skills.<br />

IT (Information Technology):<br />

Make hardware and software<br />

recommendations to address employee and<br />

volunteer needs, including the Board,<br />

Finance Committee, and members.<br />

Oversee a small wireless network.<br />

Provide guidance regarding the technical<br />

aspects of the website and membership<br />

<br />

<br />

mailing list.<br />

Establish a modest A/V recording/live<br />

streaming studio<br />

Interest and background experience in IT,<br />

including network management and video<br />

production would be assets.<br />

VARIETY SHOW COMMITTEE<br />

The Committee is looking for enthusiastic,<br />

dedicated individuals who like to work as a<br />

team and have an interest in theatre to lead in<br />

the following areas for this year’s virtual show:<br />

Producer: Produce and Direct the Variety<br />

show. Locate and secure acts, overall<br />

organization of the show.<br />

Retirement Homes Co-ordinator: Coordinate<br />

with the retirement homes for ticket<br />

sales.<br />

Stage Manager:<br />

Attends pre-show committee meetings<br />

Co-ordinates with Producer on programme.<br />

Makes show cue sheet for acts, their<br />

requirements and technical directions<br />

Works with Lighting and Sound personnel<br />

for the show<br />

Responsible for getting stage crew<br />

Runs the show using cue sheet schedule.<br />

Makes sure cast caller has acts ready to go<br />

on stage ahead of time.<br />

Secretary: The Secretary assists with<br />

preparing the agenda for the meeting and<br />

taking notes and distributing to all committee<br />

members in a timely fashion<br />

Hospitality and House: Make sure<br />

everything is ready for the day of the Variety<br />

Show and organize the event to run smoothly.<br />

If you are interested in volunteering in any of<br />

the areas listed, please contact Becky for more<br />

information. becky.macdonald@guelph.ca<br />

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ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING<br />

2020-<strong>2021</strong><br />

Tuesday, <strong>June</strong> 8 - 1:30 pm<br />

Please note that the meeting will be held virtually through Zoom.<br />

More information will be shared on the GWSA website<br />

before the meeting.<br />

Organizing a virtual meeting will work best if we have up-to-date information. You can update<br />

that online through RecEnroll at http://recenroll.ca. Be sure we have your current email address,<br />

phone number and mailing address. In this way, we can reach you about member services<br />

and important information like the Annual General Meeting. All valid memberships have<br />

been extended through the state of emergency. You can “Edit your Account” to update any information<br />

that is out of date. If you don’t have a password or have forgotten, just use the<br />

“Forgot your password” link to get a password.<br />

THE SILVERTONES<br />

The Silvertones continue to be active with biweekly<br />

Zoom practices, regular phone calls to<br />

ensure all our members are safe and healthy<br />

and monthly emails from our Director to keep<br />

everyone informed and up-to-date. We do<br />

need to put a cap on our membership at the<br />

present time, however, please contact<br />

doreenmuir11@yahoo.com if you would like<br />

more information or are interested in putting<br />

your name on a waiting list.<br />

Doreen Muir<br />

President<br />

The Silvertones Choir<br />

BOOK CLUB 1<br />

Our group normally meets in the<br />

Boardroom on the last Friday of<br />

each month from 1:00 to 2:30 p.m.<br />

For <strong>June</strong> our selection is “Where<br />

the Crawdads Sing” by Delia<br />

Owens.<br />

In July we will be reading “The<br />

Family Upstairs” by Lisa Jewell.<br />

Because the Evergreen Centre is not<br />

open at present, we meet at the end<br />

of the month on Zoom or will meet<br />

outdoors.<br />

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<strong>June</strong> is Seniors Month - A Message from Tonie<br />

For me, this past year seems to have both crawled and flown by all at the same time, and here we<br />

are again in the month of <strong>June</strong> where the sun has begun shining brighter, the birds have begun<br />

chirping louder, and we take the time to celebrate the wonderful seniors within our community -<br />

<strong>June</strong> is senior’s month, after all!<br />

Typically at this time of the year, I would be working alongside the GWSA Walking Club to<br />

spread the word about our annual walk from the Evergreen Centre to City Hall Market Square,<br />

where, along our journey through the beautifully scenic trail systems, we share stories, laughs, and<br />

build friendships. At the end of our journey, we gather with the Mayor, City Councillors, and other<br />

community stakeholders to celebrate seniors with a flag raising ceremony.<br />

Although we cannot gather this year for our usual celebrations, it is important for all seniors<br />

within the community, and members of the Guelph Wellington Seniors Association, to know that<br />

YOU are appreciated, YOU are celebrated, and YOU are valued.<br />

More than you know, I CANNOT wait until the day comes that we can open our doors and<br />

welcome you all back with open arms, where we can be together, be safe, and be active once again.<br />

Until then, I encourage you to take advantage of the days when the sun is shining and get outside for<br />

some fresh air and, if possible, move your body. A bike ride, walk or run, or a stand and stretch<br />

activity outdoors are all great ways to get your blood flowing, and your muscles working.<br />

On Monday, <strong>June</strong> 7, City staff will raise the “<strong>June</strong> is Senior’s Month” flag at City Hall Market<br />

Square as a way to celebrate and acknowledge seniors within the community. It will fly for the<br />

duration of the month.<br />

I want to thank each and every one of you for being outstanding active members of our<br />

community and by being members of the Guelph Wellington Seniors Association. Know that I am<br />

waiting patiently and am eager to see you all again soon, but until then, stay safe and be well - and<br />

thank you for being you!<br />

Tonie MacInnis<br />

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Groceries from The SEED<br />

Groceries from The SEED is a pay-what-you-choose online grocery store with a purpose! Our goal is<br />

to make Guelph-Wellington the first community in Canada where everyone has access to good food.<br />

When you shop at Groceries from The SEED, you help people in your community afford good food. It takes<br />

a community to feed a community.<br />

Benefits of Membership:<br />

You have access to high quality groceries at competitive prices<br />

Your groceries are delivered to your door<br />

Our innovative pay-what-you-choose pricing offers choice and dignity to community members who<br />

otherwise can’t afford groceries<br />

100%-paying Members have the satisfaction of knowing their food dollars are helping others access<br />

good food<br />

If we meet our goal of 500 new Retail Memberships, we will be able to offer Discount Memberships to<br />

760 households!<br />

Register<br />

Click here to get started with Groceries from the SEED today. https://theseedguelph.ca/groceries/<br />

Volunteer<br />

Volunteers make it possible for us to offer deeper discounts to low-income community members. Apply<br />

today!<br />

Donate<br />

Your donation will buy free groceries for our most vulnerable community members.<br />

Thank you for supporting The SEED. Together we are building a new kind of food system.<br />

For more information about Groceries from The SEED or to sign up by phone, contact our Customer<br />

Service team at 519-821-6638 ext 396 or groceries@theseedguelph.ca<br />

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Join us as we kick off Recreation and Parks<br />

Month with Paralympian Sledge Hockey<br />

Bronze Medalist, Kevin Rempel, who will<br />

share his powerful message of hope and<br />

resiliency in times of uncertainty.<br />

Recreation and Parks Month<br />

Keynote Webinar<br />

Date: Wednesday, <strong>June</strong> 2, <strong>2021</strong><br />

Time: 6:30 – 7:30 pm<br />

Click Here to Register<br />

Paralympian, Kevin Rempel, has surmounted<br />

incredible life challenges to reach the Olympic<br />

podium and now brings his powerful message<br />

of hope and resilience to audiences through his<br />

speaking and writing.<br />

Kevin shares his personal story inspiring<br />

others that even when you have every reason<br />

to give up, you must keep going. By adopting<br />

the Hero Mindset, you can learn to overcome<br />

your own hurdles and embrace change.<br />

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GWSA Groups & Activities Contact Information<br />

You may be required to show your up-to-date GWSA membership card at any activity.<br />

Art In The Hall<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Needs a curator<br />

Art Studio In 2<br />

Evergreen Room 2<br />

Ted Pritchard tpritcha@rogers.com<br />

Every 2nd & 4 th Wednesdays 1-2<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Badminton<br />

Evergreen Auditorium<br />

Jeff Millard (519-993-1362)<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Bridge - Evergreen<br />

Evergreen Room 3<br />

David Pinkney (519-780-5302)<br />

Tuesdays - 6:30-9:00 pm<br />

Peter Traulsen (519-265-2376)<br />

Thursdays - 12:30-3:30 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Improving Bridge<br />

Evergreen Room 3<br />

Sandy Kinsey<br />

(kinseyssrd@gmail.com)<br />

Fridays - 9:00-11:30 am<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Cribbage<br />

Evergreen Room 3<br />

Audrey Young (519-824-5891)<br />

Joy Halliburton (519-822-9714)<br />

Elaine Miller (519-836-7874)<br />

Tuesdays - 12:45-4 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Darts Club<br />

Evergreen Auditorium - Stage<br />

TBD<br />

Wednesdays, Fridays & Saturdays<br />

10:00 am to 12:00 noon<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Casual Bicycling<br />

Various Locations in and<br />

around Guelph<br />

Ned Coates (519-835-9799)<br />

Wed. - May 1 - Oct. 31<br />

9:00 am to Noon<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Bid Euchre<br />

Evergreen Room 4<br />

Sharyn Richards (519-803-9500)<br />

Mondays - 6:15-9:00 pm<br />

Thursdays - 1:00-4:00 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

6-Hand Bid Euchre<br />

Evergreen Room 4<br />

Dot Smith (519-836-6448)<br />

Thursdays - 1:00-4:00 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Book Club 1<br />

Evergreen Board Room<br />

Veronica Sanche (519-767-9991)<br />

Last Friday of month - 1-2:30 pm<br />

ACTIVE Via Zoom<br />

Book Club 2<br />

Evergreen Room 2<br />

Christine Trimble (519-823-2086)<br />

3rd Friday of month 1:30-3:30 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Bridge - West End Lion’s Lair<br />

David Pinkney (519-780-5302)<br />

Mondays - 12:30-3:15 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

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Bunka Art Group<br />

Evergreen Room 3<br />

Diane Barber (519-763-2996)<br />

designbunny@rogers.com<br />

Wednesdays - 9:15 am-noon<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Canasta<br />

Evergreen Hallway<br />

Lionel Churchill (519-835-4155)<br />

Wednesdays - 1-4 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Canoe Club<br />

John Ness (519-994-8611)<br />

canoeclubmembership@gmail.com<br />

Inactive until May <strong>2021</strong><br />

Chess Club<br />

Evergreen Hallway<br />

Dave Wurr (519-509-1032)<br />

Fridays - 9:30 am-noon<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Computer Club<br />

Evergreen Room 3<br />

Ross Knechtel (226-706-4058)<br />

Ken Chupa (519-829-2476)<br />

September, November, January,<br />

March, May<br />

2nd Monday - 7:00-9:00 pm<br />

ACTIVE VIRTUALLY<br />

Craft Club<br />

Evergreen Room 2<br />

Judy Montgomery (519-824-8047)<br />

Fridays - 8:30 am-1:30 pm<br />

ACTIVE BY TELEPHONE<br />

Dominoes<br />

Evergreen Dining Room<br />

Bev Baker (519-265-9139)<br />

Tuesdays - 1:30-3:30 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Euchre on Monday<br />

Evergreen Room 3<br />

Maureen Baird (647-519-2006)<br />

Mondays - 1:00-3:30 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Euchre on Wednesday<br />

Evergreen Dining Room<br />

Audrey Young (519-824-5891)<br />

4th Wednesday - 1:30-4:00 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Euchre on Friday<br />

Evergreen Room 4<br />

Peter Smith (519-217-8986)<br />

Fridays - 1:00-4:00 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Golf<br />

Tom Kane (519-827-1479)<br />

Mondays, May to September<br />

Inactive until May <strong>2021</strong><br />

Line Dancing<br />

Evergreen Auditorium<br />

Phyllis Carnochan (519-836-9415)<br />

Mondays - 9:30 -11:45 am<br />

Thursdays - 1:00-3:00 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong>


Mah Jongg<br />

Evergreen Hallway<br />

Contact TBD<br />

Tuesdays - 12:30-3:30 pm<br />

Instruction available<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Peer Learning<br />

Evergreen Board Room<br />

Barb McLeod (519-823-2531)<br />

Andrew Webb (226-500-4755)<br />

Mon., Tues., Thurs.<br />

(times as assigned)<br />

ACTIVE VIA ZOOM<br />

Into Focus Photography<br />

Evergreen Room 4<br />

Bill Adams (olar57@gmail.com)<br />

2:30-5 pm - last Monday of every<br />

month - $24.00 a year<br />

ACTIVE VIA ZOOM<br />

Pickleball<br />

Rudy Simon<br />

Neville Newman (519-400-9136)<br />

gwsapickleball@gmail.com<br />

Evergreen Auditorium<br />

Tues. - 9:00 - 12:00 noon<br />

(Beginners & Intermediate)<br />

Friday - 12:45 - 4 pm<br />

(all levels of play)<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

West End Rec Centre<br />

Tues. - 12:00 noon - 4:00 pm<br />

(advanced play)<br />

Thurs. - 2:15 - 5:00 pm<br />

(all levels of play)<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Quilting<br />

Evergreen Room 2<br />

Beryl Drohan (519-827-0120)<br />

Mondays - 12:30-4:00 pm<br />

ACTIVE BY TELEPHONE &<br />

EMAIL<br />

Scrabble<br />

Evergreen Hallway<br />

Beth Campeau (226-343-0415)<br />

Thursdays - 12:45-3:45 pm<br />

ACTIVE BY ZOOM<br />

Shuffleboard<br />

Evergreen Auditorium<br />

Elaine Bigam (519-824-6498)<br />

Ilbigam@gmail.com<br />

Tuesdays - 1:30-3:00 pm<br />

Wednesdays - 1:30-3:00 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Silver Seven Skating Club<br />

Exhibition Park Arena<br />

Corner of Exhibition &<br />

Division Sts.<br />

Sharon O’Sullivan (519-848-2084)<br />

Saturdays - 8:00-9:50 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Silver Strummers<br />

Ann Sneyd 519-830-6640<br />

ACTIVE VIA ZOOM<br />

Silvertones Choir<br />

Evergreen Room 3<br />

Doreen Muir (519-831-8323)<br />

Choir Director - Ann Sneyd<br />

Pianist - TBA<br />

Fridays 1:00-3:30 pm<br />

ACTIVE VIA ZOOM<br />

Ski Club<br />

Evergreen Parking Lot by<br />

The Enabling Garden<br />

Shane Hamilton (519-994-2204)<br />

Email: crs.hamilton@gmail.com<br />

Mondays from January to the end<br />

of March 2020<br />

8:00 am car pool at Evergreen<br />

to Blue Mountain<br />

6:00 pm return to Evergreen<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Evergreen Snooker Club<br />

Evergreen Snooker Room<br />

Nick Harris (519-836-4547)<br />

Daily - 9:00 am-4:00 pm<br />

Tuesday - 7:00-9:30 pm<br />

1st Thursday of every month<br />

7:00-9:30 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Table Tennis<br />

Evergreen Auditorium<br />

Ursula Rodrigues (519-837-3782)<br />

Petr Vales (519-240-1421)<br />

Evergreen:<br />

Monday - 3:30-6:30 pm<br />

Wednesday - 9:00 am-12:45 pm<br />

Saturday - 9:00 am-12:00 noon<br />

West End: Friday - 1:00-4:00 pm<br />

(WE - except July/August)<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

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Texas Hold ‘Em Poker<br />

Evergreen Dining Room<br />

TBD<br />

Tuesdays - 6:30-8:30 pm<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Walking Club<br />

April to October<br />

Thursdays - 9:30 am-12:30 pm<br />

TBD<br />

Gord Clegg (519-824-3293)<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Watercolour Painters Club<br />

Evergreen Room 2<br />

Mary Mulholland (519-836-4889)<br />

watercolourclub@gwsa-guelph.ca<br />

1-3 pm on 1st, 3rd, and 5th<br />

Wednesdays<br />

ACTIVE VIA ZOOM<br />

West End Art Group<br />

Rm 2 West End Rec Centre<br />

Nancy Baker (519-822-6653)<br />

September – <strong>June</strong>, Tuesdays -<br />

12:30-4:00 pm<br />

Membership is $20.00<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

West Hills Art Group<br />

Rm 2 West End Rec Centre<br />

Dale Vardy (519-823-5746)<br />

bdvardy@rogers.com<br />

Jan. - <strong>June</strong>; Sept. - Dec.<br />

Thursdays - noon-4:00 pm<br />

Membership is $25.00<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

Writers Club<br />

Evergreen Board Room<br />

Ross Coulter (519-823-5746)<br />

Inactive until September <strong>2021</strong><br />

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GWSA Email Updates<br />

Each month, approximately mid-month, the Membership<br />

and Marketing Committee at the<br />

GWSA sends out the GWSA Email Update. It<br />

highlights a few of the exciting things happening at<br />

the GWSA, important communications from the<br />

Board, and upcoming programs by CSS<br />

(Community Support Services).<br />

You can subscribe to receive the GWSA Email<br />

Update by completing the steps below:<br />

1. To begin, please send an email to:<br />

subscribe@gwsa-guelph.ca . You can enter<br />

Subscribe in the Subject line, or just skip that<br />

part, it will work either way. In just a few<br />

minutes, you will receive a message with a link.<br />

2. Click on the link you received, fill in the appropriate<br />

fields, and click “Subscribe to List”.<br />

3. To ensure you really want to receive GWSA<br />

Email Updates – and to make sure all emails are<br />

error-free – we’ll send a message asking you to<br />

confirm.<br />

4. Once you respond to the confirmation message,<br />

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your registration is complete and you’ll receive<br />

our Welcome Letter.<br />

You can also subscribe from the “Popular<br />

Links” section on the GWSA website. Starting<br />

the process from the web page will take you to<br />

step 2 above. Simply follow through with steps 2<br />

to 4 to complete the process.<br />

You can expect to receive your first GWSA Email<br />

Update approximately mid-month after you sign<br />

up.<br />

You can unsubscribe from the GWSA Email Updates<br />

at any time by clicking on the “unsubscribe”<br />

link that is displayed at the bottom of every update.<br />

Membership &<br />

Marketing Committee<br />

This graphic by Unknown Author is<br />

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No Job too Small - Call Ned Coates<br />

519-835-9799<br />

nedcoates7@gmail.com<br />

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Wellington Foot Clinic<br />

Professional Footcare & Custom Foot Orthotics<br />

Jessica K. Mann<br />

Registered Chiropodist / Foot Specialist<br />

Professional, Safe Treatment of a Variety of Foot Conditions<br />

- Nail Disorders, Corns, Callus, Warts, Ingrown Toenails & much more<br />

- Custom Foot Orthotics<br />

- Covered by most extended health insurance providers<br />

- No referral needed!!! Free parking<br />

- Morning, Evening and Saturday Appointments Available<br />

3 – 245 Edinburgh Rd S. (enter off Municipal or Edinburgh)<br />

519-546-3737 wellfoot@outlook.com<br />

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Organizers Trevor Barton and Brian<br />

Holstein are very pleased to announce<br />

that the Tea ‘n’ Tales summer<br />

storytelling festival at the Guelph<br />

Enabling Garden will be held this year<br />

virtually by Zoom.<br />

Evergreen Kitchen<br />

The City of Guelph is offering a frozen meal<br />

program at the Evergreen Seniors Community<br />

Centre.<br />

Here are the details:<br />

Purchase 5 meals for $25.<br />

Pre-order is mandatory.<br />

Call or email Becky M. at 519-822-1260<br />

x2691 or Becky.MacDonald@guelph.ca to<br />

place your order.<br />

You may choose either meat or vegetarian<br />

packages. If you require adjustments for<br />

allergies/dietary restrictions, please let Becky<br />

know at the time of your order. The kitchen<br />

will make adjustments when possible.<br />

Meals can be paid for in person or over the<br />

phone with a credit card.<br />

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$25.00 discount coupon<br />

with this ad<br />

Please call 519-821-6683<br />

IN HONOUR OF FATHER’S DAY<br />

BEST DAD JOKES<br />

- Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!<br />

- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.<br />

- Two guys walked into a bar. The<br />

third guy ducked.<br />

- How do you get a country girl’s<br />

attention? A tractor.<br />

- Why are elevator jokes so classic<br />

and good? They work on many<br />

levels.<br />

- What do you call a pudgy psychic?<br />

A four-chin teller.<br />

- What do you call it when a group<br />

of apes starts a company? Monkey<br />

business.<br />

- Want to know why nurses like red<br />

crayons? Sometimes they have to<br />

draw blood.<br />

- What would the Terminator be<br />

called in his retirement? The<br />

Exterminator.<br />

- My wife asked me to go get 6 cans<br />

of Sprite from the grocery store. I<br />

realized when I got home that I had<br />

picked 7 up.<br />

- Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a<br />

honeycomb.<br />

- Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they<br />

want their relationship to work out.<br />

- Why was the color green<br />

notoriously single? It was always so<br />

jaded.<br />

- I used to hate facial hair, but then<br />

it grew on me.<br />

- Why did the coach go to the bank?<br />

To get his quarterback.<br />

- How do celebrities stay cool?<br />

They have many fans.<br />

- It takes guts to be an organ donor.<br />

- What does “Rockin’ Robin” do<br />

when she’s bored? Tweet.<br />

- I lost my job at the bank on my<br />

first day. A woman asked me to<br />

check her balance, so I pushed her<br />

over.<br />

- How do you row a canoe filled<br />

with puppies? Bring out the doggy<br />

paddle.<br />

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CREMATION: $1935 +hst BURIAL: $5995 +hst<br />

If prearranged and prepaid by <strong>June</strong> 30, <strong>2021</strong> If prearranged and prepaid by <strong>June</strong> 30, <strong>2021</strong><br />

BIRTHDAYS<br />

Spears, Jean - <strong>June</strong> 18 (95)<br />

Hillman, Eleanor - <strong>June</strong> 30 (97)<br />

PASSAGES<br />

Fischer, Joan Beverley passed away on<br />

Monday, <strong>June</strong> 10, <strong>2021</strong>, at the age of 88.<br />

She was a long-time GWSA member and<br />

performed in shows at the Evergreen<br />

Seniors’ Centre.<br />

Membership Benefit:<br />

Every Day is Seniors Day<br />

at Bulk Barn!<br />

For years, Bulk Barn has offered a Seniors Day<br />

discount every Wednesday. Anyone over 65<br />

years of age enjoyed a 10% discount on regular<br />

priced merchandise. Now, Bulk Barn locations<br />

in Guelph are offering this 10% discount every<br />

day for all GWSA members. Show your<br />

GWSA membership card to take advantage<br />

of this special offer when you shop for your<br />

favourite regular-priced Bulk Barn products.<br />

Available at: 370 Stone Rd. W across from<br />

Stone Road Mall, 49 Woodlawn Road W in the<br />

Walmart Plaza, and 103 Clair Road E at the<br />

Pergola Commons.<br />

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RED SKELTON’S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE<br />

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and<br />

companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.<br />

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.<br />

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.<br />

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere I haven’t been<br />

in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.<br />

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.<br />

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said “There are<br />

too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.<br />

7. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I<br />

asked where the car was. She told me, “In the lake.”<br />

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.<br />

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said,<br />

“No, jump in!”<br />

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.<br />

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always’.<br />

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.<br />

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, “What's on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”<br />

Can’t you just hear him say all of these?<br />

I love it. These were the good old days when humor didn’t have to start with a four-letter<br />

word or be political. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs<br />

with the words, “And May God Bless” with a big smile on his face.<br />

The Sentinel - <strong>June</strong> <strong>2021</strong> — Vol. 45, No. 10

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