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EXIT ZERO<br />
cape may’s peppy periodical • may 13, 2021 • volume 19, number 14<br />
Off To The Races<br />
Cape May Running Co. held the 42nd annual Great Cape May Foot Race on Saturday, May<br />
8. Runners participated in a 5K or 10K race along Beach Avenue and awards followed .<br />
More photographs inside. Aleksey Moryakov
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May (O): 609.884.1300<br />
901 New Jersey Ave., North Wildwood (O): 609.551.4066<br />
SOLD!<br />
1611 CENTRAL AVE.,<br />
NORTH WILDWOOD<br />
Buyer’s Agent<br />
Closing Date: 5/3/21<br />
Sold Price: $602,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
26 E RAVENWOOD<br />
DR., OCEAN VIEW<br />
4 BR/ 2.5 BA home<br />
situated on over<br />
2.5 acres.<br />
$635,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
553 GROVE AVE.,<br />
ERMA<br />
3 BR/1.5 BA rancher<br />
with new siding and<br />
new vinyl fencing.<br />
$325,000<br />
SOLD!<br />
106 E LAVENDER RD.,<br />
WILDWOOD CREST<br />
Disclosed Dual Agent<br />
Closing Date: 4/30/21<br />
Sold Price: $700,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
58 PINETREE DR.,<br />
VILLAS<br />
2 BR/1 BA home<br />
located on a<br />
120 x 125 lot.<br />
$259,900<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
7 EVERGREEN AVE.,<br />
VILLAS<br />
3 BR/1 BA home<br />
located close to<br />
the Delaware Bay.<br />
$249,900<br />
SOLD!<br />
911 MADISON AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
Buyer’s Agent<br />
Closing Date: 4/30/21<br />
Sold Price: $795,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
169 ROUTE 47 S,<br />
CMCH<br />
Lovingly cared<br />
3 BR/ 2 BA home<br />
located on 1 acre lot.<br />
$450,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
600 WINSLOW AVE.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/1 BA home with<br />
a partially finished<br />
basement and two car<br />
garage. $424,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
1409 BEACH AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
6 BR/5.5 BA home<br />
with panoramic<br />
ocean views.<br />
$5,500,000<br />
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Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
PROPERTY MANAGEMENT<br />
- SPECIALTY CONTRACTOR LIAISON<br />
- PROPERTY WATCH<br />
- MAINTENANCE<br />
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5/1: Around The Town At No. 5 Trading Co.<br />
Owner Barbara Golabiewski<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
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May 13, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 3
INDOOR & OUTDOOR<br />
DINING 11:30-10 daily<br />
Wed-Sat 6-9<br />
Live music on the patio<br />
5/8: Around<br />
8:30pm At Fins<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Sun 11:30-2:30<br />
Bottomless mimosas<br />
Music by DJ Mike Dempsey<br />
Sara, Moomie, Susie, Andrea<br />
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609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com<br />
Steve, Kathy<br />
Serving Lunch Tues-Sun<br />
& Dinner Every Night<br />
322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
609-884-9119 tishasfinedining.com<br />
Oliva’s Bachelorette<br />
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live music<br />
MAY 15 … Marc Storace<br />
MAY 22 … Que Farkas<br />
MAY 28 … Marc Storace<br />
MAY 29 … John Mcnutt Duo<br />
A Cape May<br />
Classic<br />
since 1926<br />
OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING<br />
All Your Favorite Mug Dishes... Plus Cocktails, Beer & Wine To Go!<br />
426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook<br />
May 13, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 5
5/8: Around 8:30pm At Fins<br />
Bill, Jen<br />
Marc, Theresa<br />
Marnie, Kass Jack, Michelle George, Sarah<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
Uncle Bill’s<br />
Download COLLIER’S LIQUOR on the App Store<br />
today! Save 10% on your first order: SAVE10<br />
And FAMILY RESTAURANT<br />
OPEN Mon-Wed 10-8, Thu-Fri 10-9<br />
Sat 10-10 & Sun 11-8<br />
BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY<br />
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Open daily 6:30-2<br />
Join our team! All positions available.<br />
New wine selections arriving daily!<br />
SAVE 10% on 6 bottles or more!<br />
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Follow us on Instagram & Facebook for Weekly Specials
The Best Recipes Begin at Gaiss’<br />
Open Every Day 9-6 • 609-886-5121<br />
1215 BAYSHORE ROAD, AT BATES AVENUE • VILLAS<br />
Now Carrying<br />
Fresh-Cut<br />
Tomahawk<br />
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GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED...<br />
« International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages<br />
« Regional Award-Winning Bacon<br />
« National Award-Winning Hams<br />
« Gaiss’ Award-Winning Chorizo Chili<br />
WE PROUDLY SELL FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS<br />
« Cape May Crab Cakes<br />
« Busy Bee Honey<br />
« Harry & Beans Fresh Roasted Coffee Beans<br />
« Hank Sauce<br />
« Cape May Peanut Butter<br />
May 13, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 7
The Exit Zero Information Page<br />
Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />
ABOUT US<br />
HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />
REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />
SEND A VACATION PHOTO<br />
Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />
General Manager Cathrine O’Brien<br />
Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan<br />
Content Manager Nicole James<br />
Distribution Managers Terry O’Brien,<br />
Melissa O’Donnell<br />
Artist & More Mike DeMusz<br />
Photographer Aleksey Moryakov<br />
609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />
Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine<br />
is delivered to around 300<br />
establishments in the area. We also<br />
operate a retail store, a restaurant<br />
and bar, all under the umbrella of Exit<br />
Zero Filling Station, located at 110<br />
Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful<br />
Cape Island.<br />
«Email us at photo@exitzero.com<br />
(write Photo Order in subject line) and<br />
tell us the date the photo appeared and<br />
on which page. If you don’t have email,<br />
call us on 609-770-8479.<br />
MAKE A RESERVATION<br />
«Email info@exitzero.com and write<br />
PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or<br />
call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,<br />
but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will<br />
show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!<br />
READ US ONLINE<br />
«We love pictures of our magazine on<br />
vacation. Email your photos and details<br />
to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON<br />
VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT<br />
send hard copies. They don’t print well.<br />
ADVERTISE<br />
Please note: We no longer offer<br />
subscriptions to our weekly magazine.<br />
Too many people were receiving issues<br />
very late or, in some cases, not at all.<br />
That’s all down to the vagaries of sending<br />
by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay<br />
$100 to get EZ delivered first-class (there<br />
is a hardcore of fans who DO this!). Call<br />
609-770-8479 if you’d like to order.<br />
«Exit Zero Filling Station is open yearround<br />
Mon-Fri 3-9 and Sat-Sun 12-9.<br />
To make a reservation for our private<br />
dining trailers, please call 609-770-<br />
8479.<br />
«You can read our issues online,<br />
courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.<br />
Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and<br />
click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.<br />
Enjoy!<br />
«This magazine is funded through<br />
advertising – so please support our<br />
advertisers! To discuss our affordable<br />
packages, contact Jack Wright on<br />
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com.<br />
u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FUN FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST<br />
We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART<br />
CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit<br />
Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by May 20. Random winner will receive a $20 Exit Zero Filling<br />
Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image Happy hunting!<br />
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5/6: Opening Night At<br />
Harry’s Ocean Bar and Grille<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Harbor<br />
View<br />
RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR<br />
Nick, Austin, Isabella<br />
Inside & Outside Dining<br />
Serving Lunch & Dinner<br />
Thursday-Sunday<br />
Denise, Brian, Paul, Brian, Rita<br />
HALF-<br />
PRICE<br />
APPS!<br />
Thu- Fri<br />
3-6pm<br />
Voted<br />
THE BEST<br />
Happy Hour<br />
in NJ!<br />
Can’t-Miss Specials!<br />
thursday night $18 Prime Rib Dinner<br />
Christine, Peggy, Joe, Jennie<br />
954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY<br />
609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com<br />
May 13, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 9
5/6: Opening Night At Harry’s Ocean Bar and Grille<br />
Jess, Erin, Lauren<br />
Jamie, Rickey, Lexi<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
THE NAIL<br />
IS BACK!<br />
Summer is right around the corner—and the Rusty Nail is ready!<br />
Kick off the season at our iconic bar and restaurant, serving up<br />
coastal cuisine, craft cocktails and the coldest draft beer<br />
in Cape May.<br />
Open DAILY | RESERVATIONS SUGGESTED<br />
RUSTYNAILCAPEMAY.COM<br />
205 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY, NJ 08204 | (609) 884-0017<br />
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Romantic Seaside Getaway<br />
9 Luxr Guest Rooms<br />
Sering Dinner<br />
Beginning at 5pm<br />
RESERVATIONS REQUIRED<br />
Live Piano Satrday Evenings<br />
1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090<br />
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• Limited Indoor Capacity •<br />
May 13, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 11
5/6: Opening Night At<br />
Harry’s Ocean Bar and Grille<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Want to be seen<br />
by around 21,000<br />
people every week?<br />
Advertise in EZ!<br />
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com<br />
Jim, Shaula, Justin<br />
GREAT STEAKS<br />
AND SEAFOOD<br />
BAR OPEN<br />
TUESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY<br />
STARTING AT 4pm<br />
SERVING DINNER<br />
TUESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY<br />
STARTING AT 5pm<br />
615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY<br />
609-884-2111 • oysterbayrestaurant.com<br />
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Sara, Joe, Betsy<br />
Austin, Des, Rudy
May 13, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 13
Exit Zero Hospitality Is Hiring!<br />
we’re looking for...<br />
• Prep Chefs<br />
• Sauté Chefs<br />
• Line Cooks<br />
• Prep Cooks<br />
• Dishwashers<br />
• Expeditors<br />
• Food Runners<br />
• Bussers<br />
• Managers<br />
• Servers<br />
• Bartenders<br />
• Hosts<br />
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we’re requiring...<br />
• At least 1-2 years’ experience in a similar position (preferred)<br />
• Qualification from a culinary school (preferred for Chefs)<br />
• In-depth knowledge of food principles and best practices<br />
• Passion for creating incredible food that delights and attracts customers<br />
• Excellent communication skills<br />
• Ability to thrive in a high-pressure environment<br />
• Exceptional standards for cleanliness, health and safety<br />
• Available to work on call, shifts, after hours, over weekends and on holidays<br />
Please email resume to info@exitzero.com<br />
with the position you are applying for in the subject line
5/6: Opening Night At<br />
Harry’s Ocean Bar and Grille<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Tom, Shelly<br />
10am-10pm l Free Delivery<br />
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Adored by<br />
Visitors...<br />
Loved by<br />
Locals!<br />
Doug, Mile, Harry<br />
New<br />
Gluten-free<br />
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Monday 8-9, Tuesday 8-2<br />
Wednesday-Saturday 8-9<br />
& Sunday 8-2<br />
Geoff, Alison<br />
Beach & Grant 609-884-3772<br />
May 13, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 15
Where We’re Eating<br />
Here’s what the EZ team were chowing on this week<br />
CAPE MAY’S ONLY<br />
BEACHFRONT LIQUOR STORE<br />
HOURS: THURSDAY - SUNDAY · 10AM - 10PM<br />
BEACH AT MADISON AVENUE • CAPE MAY, NJ<br />
(609) 884-6114 • HARRYSCAPEMAY.COM<br />
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Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or,<br />
maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s<br />
excellent dining establishments. Everything is totally different<br />
on the food landscape these days, but in the interests of<br />
the public, we are still venturing out there and enjoying the<br />
victuals provided by local eateries.<br />
The place: Harry’s Ocean Bar and Grille on the beachfront. It’s<br />
also a part of the Montreal Beach Resort, where you’ll also find the<br />
Wine Cellar.<br />
The bartender: Lauren is entering her third summer with Harry’s.<br />
She’s made the rounds in her roles, including bartender, a server<br />
upstairs and downstairs as well as takeout. She told us how happy<br />
she and the rest of the Harry’s team is to be back. Indoor and outdoor<br />
seating is available this summer as well as takeout for as long as they<br />
can keep it going. Lauren loves the vibe of Harry’s and said it’s one of<br />
the best spots to work in the summer. “The people, the crushes and<br />
working across from the beach — you can’t beat it.”<br />
The crushes: Harry’s is known for their wide variety of crushes —<br />
they hold Crush Wednesday every week with $5 orange crushes and<br />
$6 for all other flavors. It was the middle of the work day, so as much<br />
as we would’ve liked to, we held off on the crushes with lunch. We did<br />
find out they introduced a new watermelon crush for the summer. Our<br />
favorite new addition is the Crush Covid. A percentage of all proceeds<br />
from this signature crush go to charity — a cool way to give back while<br />
having a great summer.<br />
The food: It was a full house for lunch this week, a rarity in the EZ<br />
office. Jack picked up a summer in Cape May salad and sesame ginger<br />
salad for him and his wife Diane to enjoy — they have new baby Oban<br />
keeping them busy. Cathrine enjoyed a Caesar salad with shrimp<br />
while Kayla and Nicole both decided to treat themselves to a burger.<br />
Kayla enjoyed the Harry’s burger while Nicole opted for the prime rib<br />
burger. We only wish we had a crush on that sunny Friday.<br />
The takeaway: Harry’s is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner on<br />
a first-come, first-served basis — visit their website for current hours.<br />
After Memorial Day, they will be open seven days a week. Enjoy live<br />
music up on the deck and a perfect view of the beach right from your<br />
table. And make sure to enjoy a crush when you have the chance!
5/6: Opening Night At Harry’s Ocean Bar and Grille<br />
Shannon, Jess Colleen and Wally just got engaged! Sara, Rob<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
Discover La Mer Beachfront<br />
Resort's Restaurant<br />
Serving incredible dishes using the freshest<br />
ingredients, many of which feature seafood<br />
caught right off our coast.<br />
Open<br />
Wed-Sun<br />
Call for<br />
hours of<br />
operation<br />
1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
609-898-2244 or 609-884-9000<br />
capemaylamer.com/dining<br />
May 13, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 17
Feed Our Friends<br />
Exit Zero Filling Station has enjoyed delivering meals to many deserving families since April 2020 and have no plans to stop any time soon. It’s called<br />
FEED OUR FRIENDS and we will deliver a feast of food to a deserving individual or family. It could be someone who has been a great volunteer and<br />
community servant, or someone who just needs a break.<br />
The only way to nominate someone is to write to info@exitzero.com with FEED OUR FRIENDS in the subject line.<br />
Give us the name, address, cell number and tell us why they deserve it. We will do the rest!<br />
Lesczcynski family<br />
Davidson family<br />
Dougherty family<br />
Williams family<br />
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Undertow<br />
Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />
Iwrite to you only recently emerged from<br />
two-week quarantine and the morning<br />
after my first TNT gig in a while, which<br />
is another way of saying that I am hungover.<br />
I blame Skip Schwester, longtime<br />
karaoke friend and Colorado mountain owner,<br />
who bought me that 6pm Jameson. It all kind of<br />
went downhill from there.<br />
(This is where I’d normally make a Covid-<br />
19 joke, but 99.87% of you won’t get it.)<br />
Weekly Beard & Weight Watch: While I<br />
didn’t quite reach my goal of swelling up to 250<br />
during my personal shutdown, topping out at<br />
242, I did give it the old college try. Alas, if only<br />
I’d known those daily games of basketball and<br />
mowing my lawn every other day because there<br />
was nothing else to do would burn valuable<br />
calories, I would have laid down more. And<br />
believe me, I laid down a lot. My beard is just<br />
a regular old salt-and-pepper (mostly salt)<br />
Vandyke that’s getting a little scruffy because<br />
nobody in my house seems to know what happened<br />
to my brand new yellow beard trimmer. I<br />
guess it just walked out of the house on its own.<br />
(I’ve been a dad too long…)<br />
Quarantine Diet Suggestion of the Week:<br />
The ol’ #26 at Uncle Bill’s in North Cape May<br />
never lets me down. Three sausages wrapped<br />
in three fluffy pancakes or Three Little Pigs in<br />
a Blanket. Because sometimes you just want<br />
some stuff that tastes awesome. Plus, if you eat<br />
it before noon, you can convince yourself that<br />
“these will be my carbs for the day.” Morgan<br />
Freeman: Those were not Terry’s carbs for the<br />
day.<br />
Quarantine Movie Review of the Week: I<br />
read the book Live By Night by Dennis LeHane<br />
about a decade ago and really loved it, and was<br />
super-excited about the Ben Affleck film version<br />
that came out in 2016. I remember liking<br />
it, but when I recently rewatched it on HBO<br />
(along with about 7,000 other movies) I loved<br />
it, which makes it that much more puzzling why<br />
it was such a critical and commercial bomb.<br />
Anyway, check it out if you have a chance.<br />
Quarantine Recommendation of the<br />
Week: If you find yourself stuck at home for<br />
an extended period and swiftly running out of<br />
food (which happens anywhere I’m stuck for<br />
more than an hour or two) InstaCart can get<br />
you restocked in a couple hours. I’m not really<br />
a Door Dasher or Grub Hubber, but InstaCart<br />
is legit.<br />
Quarantine sucked, but the one silver lining<br />
was having everyone in the house together<br />
for two weeks. You know how they say you<br />
never know when’s the last time you’re going to<br />
pick up your kid or hold his hand while crossing<br />
the street? Yeah. That. Now, if you’ll excuse me,<br />
I have to go ugly cry in the corner for an hour.<br />
Terry & Nancy, the dynamic duo of, well,<br />
May 13, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 19
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Page 20 EXIT ZERO May 13, 2021<br />
2020<br />
me and Nancy Malcun, make<br />
our long-delayed Exit Zero debut<br />
tonight (Thursday), 5-9, on the<br />
porch, weather permitting. We’re<br />
trading Thursdays with the brilliant<br />
Sage Thomas this summer<br />
and yes, Sage, Nancy, Camille<br />
Peruto, Amy Faden and Robin<br />
Madeline bring a distinctly XX<br />
vibe to the place (uh, that’s the<br />
female chromosome symbol, not,<br />
you know, the other thing). People<br />
said I was crazy booking so many<br />
beautiful, talented women this<br />
summer, but with the amount of<br />
testosterone Tim Joyce and I bring<br />
three nights a week (Tuesday,<br />
Friday, Saturday) I figured I better<br />
balance it out. Anyway, Nancy is<br />
awesome, as you may have heard<br />
me say about 10,000 times before,<br />
and I can’t wait to sing with her.<br />
(I have The Office on in the<br />
background and if you don’t choke<br />
up when “Forever” starts playing<br />
at Jim and Pam’s wedding I’m<br />
afraid there’s no hope for you.)<br />
Errol O’Donnell Shout-Out of<br />
the Week: I don’t often let non-<br />
Terry O’Brien people tell me what<br />
to put in my column, but when<br />
they’re as cool as Exit Zero Delivery<br />
Minion Errol O’Donnell, I’ll make<br />
an exception. He wants to thank<br />
Debbie from Cape May Peanut<br />
Butter Co. for the chocolate chip<br />
cookies, which helped tide him<br />
over until his mid-morning Wawa<br />
break. Sounds to me like Erroll<br />
eats like a hobbit — three breakfasts,<br />
multiple lunches, copious<br />
snacks. I like his style.<br />
I’m not much of a Burt<br />
Bacharach fan, I find his compositions<br />
to be needlessly, overly complicated,<br />
but “This Guy’s in Love<br />
With You” is an absolute gem and<br />
my new favorite song to sing.<br />
My latest batch of Larry<br />
Crinkle commercials should be<br />
hitting the air some time this<br />
month (if you’re curious, just<br />
YouTube “Larry Crinkle Davis<br />
Honda”), in the meantime, I’ve<br />
become something of the Nic Cage<br />
of pharmaceutical industrial films,<br />
waxing poetic about such diverse<br />
topics as cholesterol medications<br />
and contact lens solutions ( you<br />
can tell I’m a really good actor<br />
because I was able to talk convincingly<br />
about contact lens solutions<br />
and I DON’T EVEN WEAR<br />
CONTACTS). These training<br />
films highlight my two greatest<br />
strengths as an actor; standing<br />
still and memorizing large chunks<br />
of dialogue in a short period of<br />
time.<br />
Quarantine Magic Trick of<br />
the Week: I can accurately predict,<br />
within 30 seconds, when a member<br />
of my household will need to<br />
use the bathroom because it will<br />
be within 30 seconds of my going<br />
into the bathroom.<br />
I knew we were living through<br />
the Dumbest Era, but I had no idea<br />
we’d reached Spiral: From the Book of<br />
Saw levels of stupidity.<br />
If you find Trevor Noah funny,<br />
may I humbly suggest that you are<br />
a big dummy.<br />
Almost 20 years in our house<br />
now and we’ve yet to be able to<br />
keep a functioning drain stopper<br />
in our bathroom sink for longer<br />
than a week. You’d be shocked<br />
what my shooting percentage is<br />
in swishing my toothbrush right<br />
down the drain when I toss it from<br />
the shower. (Yes, I brush my teeth<br />
in the shower. It’s warm in there.)<br />
That’s Hilarious of the Week: I<br />
just noticed the packaging on Scott<br />
Tissue toilet paper brags “One Roll<br />
Lasts A Week!” Ha! Clearly the<br />
Scott Tissue family never spent a<br />
week in my house.<br />
As soon as my son Owen<br />
was old enough to start absorbing<br />
my fatherly wisdom (about six<br />
months ago), I began sharing the<br />
lessons and stories of my childhood.<br />
After one of these sessions<br />
he looked at me with wide, terrified<br />
eyes and asked, “Dad, how are<br />
you not a super villain?” I laughed,<br />
then I thought about it. And he’s<br />
right; you’re all lucky I’ve used my<br />
powers for good. But it feels like<br />
I could turn at any second. “Zack<br />
Snyder’s Terry O’Brien” has a nice<br />
ring to it.<br />
’Til next week, don’t get<br />
caught in The Undertow.
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5/6: Opening Night At<br />
Harry’s Ocean Bar and Grille<br />
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George, Tom<br />
Lynn, Julia, Sheri<br />
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5/6: Opening Night At<br />
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Cheryl, Mike, Mary<br />
Dan, Mi, Jim<br />
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Henry Ford said, “Anyone who stops<br />
learning is old, whether at 20 or<br />
80.” Or as Diane from the TV show<br />
Cheers said about the barflies all<br />
around her, “If ignorance is bliss,<br />
this is Eden.” Or as I like to say, “The only<br />
failure is failing to learn.” Taking in good<br />
information and trying to expand our minds is<br />
essential to a healthy society. Put another way,<br />
if everyone gives up on growing and understanding,<br />
this country is doomed.<br />
So, you could say lifelong learning is...<br />
well... patriotic. Hasan Minhaj is a comedian<br />
turned writer/producer/host for the Netflix<br />
series Patriot Act. The show ran for nearly<br />
two years and 39 episodes before the plug<br />
was pulled June 2020. What Minhaj has left<br />
behind is nothing short of a video encyclopedia<br />
of unsurpassed exploration. Each episode<br />
is focused on one subject, and he examines<br />
every crevice of that topic. It’s like 60 minutes<br />
on steroids. No wonder each episode is about<br />
20 minutes.<br />
Minhaj was made to deliver these deep<br />
The Movie Column<br />
By arts columnist Tom Sims<br />
dives with his quick wit, hysterical jabs, a little<br />
cussing, and indisputable facts. One episode<br />
was about public transportation. I thought,<br />
“Do I really want to watch an entire show<br />
about public transportation?” It was riveting!<br />
He has an uncanny way to get into the details,<br />
then gives a view from 30,000 feet — it’s<br />
amazing. Suffice it to say public transportation<br />
is an issue on several fronts. How about<br />
local newspapers? He covered that too. Turns<br />
out, we need local news to (for one) keep local<br />
elected officials in check — but these papers<br />
are going away... and fast.<br />
My favorite was the episode when he covered<br />
the way philanthropy works. I’ve worked<br />
in fundraising my whole life, and many of my<br />
beliefs were not only explored but taken in<br />
directions I didn’t anticipate. He discussed<br />
how we treat the elderly, racial tensions, the<br />
video game industry, and dozens of topics —<br />
and you don’t want to skip any of them. They<br />
are all relevant. Minaj is essential viewing for<br />
those of us who care about knowing.<br />
There are moments on the show where<br />
he asks viewers to hit pause so you can read<br />
something on the giant screens behind him.<br />
That’s how quickly he’s covering ground.<br />
It’s like he’s covering material as if he’s running<br />
out of time. And he was. When Netflix<br />
announced they were cutting his show, nearly<br />
21,000 people signed on to a petition asking<br />
to bring it back. And people are still signing<br />
it. Google it and sign it. It’s the patriotic thing<br />
to do!<br />
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Cape May’s original farm-to-table<br />
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Made from Scratch... Made with Love<br />
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Joe<br />
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Just for Laughs<br />
Life is short.<br />
5/8: The 42nd Annual<br />
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A MUST FOR EVERY CAPE MAY LOVER!<br />
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14. Invitation<br />
18. Tuxedos<br />
19. Bouquet<br />
20. Dress<br />
CROSSWORD SOLUTION<br />
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2. Shower<br />
3. Father<br />
4. Aisle<br />
7. MOH<br />
9. Reception<br />
10. Borrowed<br />
11. Nuptials<br />
12. Cocktail Hour<br />
21. Groomsmen<br />
22. Love<br />
23. Ring<br />
ACROSS<br />
1. Vows<br />
5. Fiancé<br />
6. Best Man<br />
8. Garter<br />
13. White<br />
15. Ceremony<br />
16. Propose<br />
17. Train<br />
19. Bridesmaid<br />
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Bird Droppings<br />
Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />
The other day I went into a Barnes<br />
and Noble store ( yes, they still exist)<br />
and found the main traffic area paved<br />
with bird books. While not personally<br />
surprised that birds constitute an<br />
appealing subject, I was surprised that you,<br />
Mr. and Ms. Buying public were so oriented.<br />
Having started watching birds when it<br />
was a quaint closet avocation, I find birding’s<br />
current mainstream popularity almost<br />
disconcerting. While engaging and easy to<br />
do, bird watching is not for everyone. First<br />
you need to like going outside. This means<br />
that you are sometimes cold, sometimes hot,<br />
sometimes wet. Weather doesn’t determine<br />
whether there will be birds but where and in<br />
what numbers.<br />
Some of your greatest birding moments<br />
may result from inclement weather. Migrating<br />
birds, running into a wall of water, often land<br />
and wait for more favorable conditions. The<br />
late, great Harold Atell once told me about<br />
a grounding he witnessed at Point Pelee in<br />
Ontario. It’s celebrated for its Spring bird<br />
concentrations — Cape May is famous for Fall<br />
bird concentrations. Harold, who spent his<br />
falls in Cape May, allowed that on that Spring<br />
day in Point Pelee, he came upon an exhausted<br />
Magnolia Warbler, asleep in a puddle. So<br />
spent was the bird after what must have been<br />
a harrowing night of travel over open water,<br />
it did not even waken as Harold set it on a<br />
branch. So inclement weather is bad for birds,<br />
but a bonus for birders.<br />
Cape May gets short shrift and our Spring<br />
bird fallouts can be as substantial as anywhere<br />
in North America.<br />
Not every day of birding is so exciting,<br />
but all are engaging, and Cape May is certainly<br />
the place to be. Every season offers its<br />
own special blend of birds and opportunities.<br />
So, if you are ready to join North America’s<br />
fastest growing outdoor activity. Why not<br />
now? Spring migration runs into June and fall<br />
migration begins on the first day of Summer<br />
when the first southbound shorebirds begin<br />
flooding Cape May’s wetlands. Check out<br />
the Bird Cape May website and see what’s<br />
hot, now. Brian Moscatello at the Northwood<br />
Center, 701 East Lake Dr. Cape May Point tells<br />
me binoculars are flying off the shelves but<br />
since CMBO has the largest inventory of birder-worthy<br />
binoculars in the region, there is<br />
sure to be a glass in stock with your name on<br />
it. Your first bird for your Life List is right next<br />
door. The woos next to the center is the best<br />
little migrant trap in Cape May. If it’s raining<br />
you can shelter in the covered blind.<br />
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Books... they’re magical<br />
Cape Atlantic<br />
Book Company<br />
OPEN @ 10am<br />
City Centre Mall 2nd floor<br />
Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
(609) 846-7688 • capeatlanticbookco.com<br />
Vickie, Bob, Ed<br />
Spring is springing forward<br />
at kaleidoscope<br />
James, Zack, Tallulah and Bobby Mullock<br />
ROMPERS, UNITARDS, PATCHWORK OVERALLS AND<br />
JUMPSUITS ARE IN STOCK. COME ON IN AND HAVE A LOOK.<br />
Kaleidoscope<br />
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609-884-1702 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM<br />
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5/8: The 42nd Annual<br />
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One of the best coffee<br />
table books of the year<br />
— Philadelphia Inquirer<br />
Mike, Lorraine, Pete<br />
• The best-selling Cape May history book.<br />
• Now in its third edition with new wonderful<br />
historical photographs and updated stories.<br />
• More than 300 pages, filled with fascinating<br />
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To order, visit www.exitzero.store<br />
Antwan McClellan, Erik Simonsen, Rich, Ryan<br />
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Bob, Billy<br />
Ellen, Steve<br />
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Alexandra, Jody<br />
Blair, Chris<br />
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The Activity Column<br />
Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, rent a surrey!<br />
Take a surrey bike ride on the first day<br />
of your Cape May vacation.<br />
Surrey bikes are a way for the<br />
whole family to see the town. Think<br />
of them as the descendants of the<br />
bath chairs that Victorian-era tourists used.<br />
Chairs that looked like wicker baskets were<br />
invented in 1750 by a man named James<br />
Heath, who modified wheelchairs for use<br />
by wealthy visitors to health spas. Victorian<br />
doctors advocated trips to the sea to cure<br />
all kinds of ailments, asserting that “activated<br />
oxygen” was the key to health. Patients<br />
with difficulty walking found Heath’s “rolling<br />
chairs” useful. The early chairs were private,<br />
and stylish users personalized them, sometimes<br />
matching their clothing, and the livery<br />
of the servant pushing, to the chair. Demand<br />
for the chairs by non-disabled people led to<br />
a robust rental market, and they were soon<br />
available at campgrounds and other resorts in<br />
addition to seaside towns. Hiring a chair let<br />
tourists “take the air” in their finest clothes,<br />
allowing them to see and be seen, even if they<br />
couldn’t “promenade.” Chaperones in chairs<br />
followed strolling couples and grandparents<br />
used them to keep up with grandchildren.<br />
Rolling chairs let a Victorian-era family take<br />
an outing together, just as a modern family<br />
can in a surrey bike.<br />
Rent a surrey to get your bearings if you’re<br />
a newcomer to Cape May. If you’re returning<br />
after a year, take a ride and discover the<br />
changes in town. Choose your restaurants for<br />
the week, the mini-golf course the kids like,<br />
and the beach that meets your needs. Kids<br />
who are too little to pedal can come along for<br />
the ride, and older family members can take a<br />
break now and then. You’ll get some exercise<br />
and protection from the sun.<br />
Surreys can be heavy to pedal, so keep<br />
a balance between the pedalers and the<br />
non-pedalers. Take your pictures at the beginning<br />
of the ride before you start sweating.<br />
Have a general destination, but be flexible.<br />
Stop for a moment if someone wants to look at<br />
the dolphins or a pretty garden. Pay attention<br />
to the wind — it’s only about two miles from<br />
the Cove Beach to Poverty Beach, but it feels a<br />
lot longer when the wind is against you. One<br />
person, who can follow the rules of the road,<br />
will have control of the brakes and steering<br />
— they should NOT be the videographer. Stop<br />
and switch if everyone wants a turn. Bring<br />
water and a backpack — not every surrey has a<br />
basket. You will attract waves and other attention<br />
in your cheerful conveyance — wave back<br />
at little kids and ring the bell for them.<br />
Hats Tees Tanks Sweatshirts Hoodies Zip-Ups Masks Art<br />
FLYING FISH STUDIO<br />
Now Open Daily!<br />
130 Park Boulevard • 609-884-2760 • theflyingfishstudio.com<br />
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4/29: Amanda Tillman’s Bridal<br />
Shower At The Cove Beach<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Amanda Tillman and her bridesmaids<br />
Heathery, Lindsey, Barbara<br />
Amanda, Barbara<br />
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5/1: Around The Washington Street Mall<br />
Miriam and Lyle Turner<br />
Skipper, Braille<br />
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FREE Bumper Stickers That Say....<br />
Available at Exit Zero & the Following Churches and Merchants:<br />
Givens<br />
Peace Pie<br />
Marlene’s<br />
Beach Love<br />
Good Scents<br />
Dellas 5 & 10<br />
Madame’s Port<br />
Across The Way<br />
South of Jackson<br />
Madison’s Bakery<br />
Flying Fish Studio<br />
Central Park Farm<br />
Collier's Liquor Store<br />
Ostara’s Coffee House<br />
Louisa’s Chocolate Bar<br />
Spirit Catcher Photography<br />
Red Door Gallery in Woodland Village<br />
Import Bazaar<br />
Kaleidoscope<br />
Swede Things<br />
Making Waves<br />
Snippers Salon<br />
Casale’s Shoes<br />
Just For Laughs<br />
El Paso Grocery<br />
Episcopal Church of the Advent<br />
Enchanted Fiber<br />
A Place on Earth<br />
Cape Winds Florist<br />
Pedego Electric Bikes<br />
Beef Jerky Experience<br />
Antojos (Mexican Cravings)<br />
Gorman’s Wines and Spirits<br />
Cape Atlantic Book Company<br />
Calvary Chapel Cape May<br />
Cape Island Baptist Church<br />
or call Dottie and Mal Knapp at (609) 675-5640<br />
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The Answer Lady invites inquiries from<br />
gentle readers on all manner of relationship<br />
quandaries, matters of the<br />
heart and ethics. If you’d like to send<br />
a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or,<br />
simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate<br />
the wisdom herein.<br />
Dear Answer Lady<br />
We are looking forward to having a family<br />
reunion next month. The problem is my<br />
eldest daughter has a new boyfriend and after<br />
about six or 12 beers, he gets insulting or starts<br />
talking politics. We are polite people, but this<br />
behavior unacceptable. And because we are<br />
polite, we try to ignore his bad behavior and<br />
make the best of things. That’s fine with just<br />
the immediate family, but what do we do when<br />
out-of-town guests arrive? I feel it will reflect<br />
badly on my wife and I as hosts. But what to do<br />
about it? — Polite to a Fault<br />
Dear Fault<br />
You have answered your own question.<br />
Being polite is one thing. Allowing yourself<br />
and an entire gathering to be bullied by boorish<br />
The Answer Lady<br />
Wise answers to perplexing questions<br />
behavior is another. Tell your daughter that she<br />
is welcome, but Joe Schmo is not. Be prepared<br />
for her anger and the “If he isn’t welcome then<br />
neither am I” retort, to which you tort back, “I’m<br />
sorry you feel that way, but that is how it has to<br />
be.” Leave it at that. Do not engage in debate.<br />
Meanwhile, pay a visit to No Frills Farm. Look<br />
at the new plants and buy yourself something<br />
special that will grow and remind you of this<br />
reunion and dispel any unpleasantries.<br />
Dear Answer Lady<br />
I have a friend who is not from this country.<br />
When I meet her and ask how she is, she tells<br />
me in explicit detail. She volunteers personal<br />
information I have no right or desire to know,<br />
and she drones on in a monotonous manner.<br />
I want to explain to her in explicit detail that<br />
we, as Americans, are a superficial people and<br />
when we ask politely, “How are you?” We don’t<br />
expect anything except a perfunctory answer.<br />
As in, “I’m fine. How are you?” I’m guessing<br />
this is unacceptable. — Mr. Superficiality<br />
Dear Mr. Superficiality<br />
You charmer you. One suggestion would<br />
be to simply say, “Hello,” and begin your own<br />
lament or excitement about something, ending<br />
with “Good to see you.” Then leave. One<br />
thing you should not do is ASK HER HOW<br />
SHE IS. There are many conversation intros<br />
that can avoid this slippery slope because silly<br />
her thinking if you ask the question, you actually<br />
want her to answer it. Or offer to buy her a<br />
café mocha at Coffee Tyme or Ostara’s. Hard to<br />
complain while drinking.<br />
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An Early American Open-Air Living History Museum<br />
SPRING WALKING TOURS<br />
Enjoy beautiful weather as you take a guided<br />
walk through a portion of Historic Cold Spring<br />
Village and experience the mystique of days<br />
gone by. Learn the history of the Village<br />
buildings and the lifestyles of those who<br />
worked and lived in them.<br />
Visit the Country Store where you can purchase<br />
a unique souvenir of the Village, then enjoy a<br />
complimentary mini flight tasting (4oz) at Cold<br />
Spring Brewery (beer, sarsaparilla, or water).<br />
Tours are offered at 11 am, March 20-June 18<br />
$12 per person ($10.00 children 3-12)<br />
Members receive a $2 discount<br />
Advanced registration required. Tours begin at<br />
the Seashore Road/Rt.626 Gate House.<br />
Please visit hcsv.org and click on the big red<br />
BOOK NOW button for pricing and tour dates.<br />
Ghost Walks are also available!<br />
Visit our website for more info.<br />
The Brewery is open Thu-Sat 12-8pm<br />
and Sun 12-6pm<br />
Gift Cards & Growlers Available!<br />
Beer Service in our Beer Grove<br />
Up to groups of 4 inside, 8 outside<br />
LIVE music almost every Saturday!<br />
Climate Controlled UV air purifiers installed<br />
to reduce airborne germs<br />
All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum<br />
733-735 Seashore Road, Cape May 609-898-2300 hcsv.org<br />
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5/1: Around The<br />
Washington Street Mall<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
VIRTUAL LECTURE SERIES<br />
Author Judith Pearson<br />
Belly of the Beast<br />
Thursday, May 13 at 7pm - Zoom<br />
See website or Facebook for more info.<br />
Hear this best-selling<br />
author & accomplished<br />
presenter recount the<br />
saga of an American<br />
naval corpsman<br />
taken prisoner in the<br />
Philippines during<br />
WWII.<br />
Nicole, Dominick, Jordan, Kiera<br />
• Sit in the cockpit!<br />
• Climb an air-traffic control tower!<br />
• Coast Guard & 9/11 exhibit area<br />
Zoom Link:<br />
http://ow.ly/<br />
DsXo50EFHs7<br />
AVIATION MUSEUM<br />
AT THE<br />
CAPE MAY AIRPORT<br />
Learn about a<br />
variety of aircraft!<br />
Debi, Ronni, Shari, Sharon<br />
www.usnasw.org<br />
Open<br />
Daily<br />
10am-4pm<br />
Emily, Melanie, Ally, Marina<br />
(609) 886-8787<br />
500 Forrestal Road, Cape May Airport<br />
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5/2: Around The Lawn At Congress Hall<br />
Danielle, AJ<br />
Gary, Sharon, John, Beth<br />
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4/29: Around 7:30pm At<br />
Exit Zero Filling Station<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
SUMMER COLLEGE SPECIAL<br />
3 Months for $124<br />
Special valid thru June 15<br />
With valid college ID<br />
Tony, Ross, Loren<br />
Colleen, Kate, Mike<br />
@northbeachgym<br />
Karan, Edward<br />
NORTHBEACHGYM.COM<br />
3845 Bayshore Road<br />
North Cape May (Acme Plaza)<br />
609-898-3800<br />
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4/29: Around 7:30pm At Exit Zero Filling Station<br />
Renee, Tom<br />
Kailey, Philip<br />
Eliza, Mily<br />
Kristen, Alex Nicole, Magic Ronna, McKenna<br />
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re: think Health<br />
Insurance<br />
Millennium Administrators is an<br />
insurance agency focused exclusively on<br />
health insurance for the independent<br />
contractor, individual & employer —<br />
large or small<br />
For a free quote, call 866-MHG-2489<br />
or email spicard@millennium-tpa.com<br />
www.millennium-tpa.com<br />
Robert Panaccio, VMD<br />
Robert Moffatt, VMD<br />
Nancy Reilly, VMD<br />
Patricia J. Link, DVM<br />
694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May<br />
609-884-1729<br />
capemayvet.com<br />
hours by appointment<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />
ZEUS is a two-year-old, 101-pound boy who<br />
is housebroken and very smart. He is a playful<br />
and sweet pup who loves to run around the<br />
yard and play with his toys. His leash skills are<br />
rapidly improving, and he is as affectionate as<br />
ever. Breed specific adopters are preferred as<br />
well as a home where Zeus would be the only<br />
pet.<br />
CHARLEY was surrendered to the shelter<br />
when his owner could not care for such an<br />
active dog and a toddler. He is a happy boy<br />
who needs a home that can handle his energy.<br />
Charley loves to play fetch and enjoys long<br />
walks. His leash manners and behavior cues<br />
are improving but he needs an adult home that<br />
will continue to work on his training.<br />
PRINCESS is a happy, affectionate and playful<br />
girl ready for a loving home. She is housetrained<br />
and loves car rides and playing fetch.<br />
Princess is always running the agility course<br />
at the shelter and knows many behavior cues.<br />
She is an eight-year-old girl who is up to date<br />
on all vaccinations and would do best in an<br />
adult home as the only pet.<br />
Want to be seen<br />
by around 21,000<br />
people every week?<br />
Advertise in EZ!<br />
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com<br />
BOTTOMLINE CHURCH<br />
New Jersey’s ONLY church that meets<br />
dockside at a Marina<br />
LOCATED AT UTSCH’S MARINA — D DOCK<br />
sunday worship services @ 8am<br />
Come by Boat, Car, Bike or Walk<br />
All are welcome for a casual<br />
service and fellowship<br />
join us as we enjoy the creation while learning of the creator<br />
Pastor Joe Springer 609-703-0448<br />
bottomlinechurch.com • bottomlinechurch@aol.com<br />
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Bank whenever<br />
you want.<br />
Our online tools<br />
& mobile app<br />
make it easy.<br />
sturdyonline.com<br />
609-463-5220<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
Four beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />
PIP is a sweet, easy-going cat who came to<br />
the shelter when her owner passed away. She<br />
is FIV positive, but it doesn’t slow her down.<br />
This six-year-old girl gets along well with<br />
other cats, dogs and children and is a great lap<br />
cat. She is up to date on all vaccinations and<br />
spayed. If interested in adopting this girl, contact<br />
the shelter.<br />
JAX AND TUXIE are inseparable friends who<br />
are ready to be adopted into a loving home.<br />
These two boys are housetrained and up to<br />
date on all vaccinations. Jax is a black-andwhite<br />
kitty while Tuxie is a gray and white tuxedo.<br />
They are both a cat adopter’s dream come<br />
true. if interested in adopting these boys, contact<br />
the shelter.<br />
KYLIE is a three-year-old girl who is at the<br />
shelter for a second time, but it’s not her fault.<br />
Her first home had too many cats and in her<br />
second, she was being attacked by another cat<br />
any time she tried to eat or use the litter box.<br />
Kylie is a loving kitty who is ready for a loving<br />
home. She loves canned wet food and is up to<br />
date on all vaccinations.<br />
MAKING TECHNOLOGY<br />
JUST WORK!<br />
815 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
DENNIS J. SPILKER<br />
Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038<br />
KEVIN J. BEARE<br />
Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 3806<br />
Cherishing Life’s Moments<br />
609-884-3793<br />
spilkerfuneralhome.com<br />
Continuing a 90-Year Tradition of Serving<br />
the Cape May and Lower Township Area<br />
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PROPERTY PAGES<br />
Step inside this charming three-bedroom, two-and-ahalf-bath,<br />
arts-and-crafts-style home which features<br />
an open living room with wood burning fireplace<br />
and original HWBB radiators. The dining area will<br />
accommodate a large table to host family gatherings.<br />
The kitchen boasts cathedral ceilings with skylights,<br />
granite countertops, center island, double oven and gas<br />
stove. Right off the kitchen you will find the half bath.<br />
The first floor includes an office and entrance to<br />
the basement with outside access. On the second floor<br />
you will find the master bedroom, private master bath<br />
and his-and-her closets. Also on the second floor is the<br />
second bedroom and second full bath. The third floor<br />
features the third bedroom. Outdoor amenities include<br />
a detached two-car garage and a fenced in yard.<br />
Listed at $349,000.<br />
222 HAND AVE, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />
Contact Darcy Dickenson of Coldwell Banker Sol Needles at 609-602-4122<br />
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Jersey Cape<br />
Realty<br />
SALES & RENTALS<br />
4/29: Around 7:30pm At<br />
Exit Zero Filling Station<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
BUYING & SELLING<br />
WITH INTEGRITY &<br />
TRUST<br />
Heijung Park-Colameco<br />
Broker / Sales 609-602-8641<br />
Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com<br />
Thinking about upgrading?<br />
Relocating?<br />
Downsizing?<br />
Confidential inquiries to<br />
Heijung: 609-602-8641<br />
Kristin, Laura, Jim, Stewart<br />
Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />
Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner<br />
739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com<br />
PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & CONCIERGE SERVICE<br />
Swing into Spring!<br />
Call us for all your springtime needs<br />
• Water on<br />
• Power washing<br />
• Window washing<br />
• Outdoor furniture setup<br />
• Spring cleaning<br />
• Maintenance/repairs<br />
• Landscaping<br />
• HVAC serviced<br />
• Service to smoke/co detectors<br />
One call does it all!<br />
1400 texas avenue, unit #2, cape may<br />
(609) 884-8444 | info@wkrservices.com<br />
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Palmer, Kim, Mark<br />
Maureen, Tim, Joan
4/29: Around 7:30pm At Exit Zero Filling Station<br />
Brad, Marshall<br />
Jim, Ron, Ami, Kristi<br />
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1604 NEW JERSEY<br />
AVENUE, CAPE MAY<br />
Elizabeth Blair-Slemmer<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 856.986.8428<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
SOLD!<br />
Listing Agent<br />
Closing Date: 4/15/21<br />
Sold Price: $2,335,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
1038 NEW YORK AVENUE,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/1.5 BA home located<br />
two blocks to the sand<br />
and ocean.<br />
$1,400,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
3167 ROUTE 9,<br />
RIO GRANDE<br />
1.89 acres of real estate<br />
located in the shopping<br />
area of Rio Grande.<br />
$1,600,000<br />
BBSlemmer@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
SOLD!<br />
8 MERGANSER COURT,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
Buyer’s Agent<br />
Closing Date: 4/30/21<br />
Sold Price: $410,000<br />
SOLD!<br />
215 BEECHWOOD<br />
AVENUE, VILLAS<br />
Listing Agent<br />
Closing Date: 4/19/21<br />
Sold Price: $325,000<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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Cape Island’s Top Producing, full service real estate agency that has been representing all of<br />
Cape May County since 1974. Consistently representing the most buyers & sellers in the<br />
Greater Cape May area. Look us up on Zillow, Realtor.com and Google to hear from our many<br />
satisfied buyers & sellers! We sell more, because we do more!<br />
Highly Visible<br />
Location<br />
New<br />
Construction<br />
& Pool<br />
2,170 Sq Ft<br />
Approx 1,118<br />
Sq Ft<br />
Listed $395,000<br />
Listed $2,150,000<br />
Listed $849,500<br />
Listed $369,000<br />
900 SHUNPIKE ROAD,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
1.2 Acre Commercial Lot<br />
Listing Agent: Barb McPherson<br />
Sales Associate, 609-780-7652<br />
324 ALEXANDER AVENUE,<br />
CAPE MAY POINT<br />
4 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />
Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />
1151 INDIANA AVENUE,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Holly Steger,<br />
Sales Associate 609-846-4819<br />
1604 NEW YORK AVENUE,<br />
NORTH WILDWOOD<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />
Listing Agent: Kim Gipple,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-972-9302<br />
START PLANNING YOUR AUTUMN GETAWAY OR 2022 VACATION TODAY!<br />
2022 rental rates are being added daily! Don’t miss out and plan ahead before it is too<br />
late. We have 370 vacation rentals encompassing Cape May and the surrounding areas.<br />
Give us a call today at 609-884-5005 or search through all of our rentals online!<br />
www.coastlinerealty.com/booking/search.cfm<br />
55 year+<br />
Community<br />
Approx 1,020<br />
Sq Ft<br />
Well-kept<br />
Cottage<br />
1 Block<br />
to Beach<br />
Listed $350,000<br />
Listed $125,000<br />
Listed $210,000<br />
Listed $475,000<br />
108 ABERDEEN WAY,<br />
RIO GRANDE<br />
2 Bedrooms | 2 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Barb McPherson,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-780-7652<br />
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3122 SHUNPIKE ROAD,<br />
RIO GRANDE<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />
Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />
103 EAST VIRGINIA AVENUE,<br />
VILLAS<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />
Listing Agent: Margaret Bethel<br />
Sales Associate, 609-408-1012<br />
941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005<br />
605 ATLANTIC AVENUE,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />
Listing Agent: Margaret Bethel<br />
Sales Associate, 609-408-1012
THE SUNDSTROM TEAM<br />
REBECCA SUNDSTROM<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
609-513-4086<br />
Rebecca@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
2020 New Jersey State Realtors®<br />
Circle of Excellence Sales Award Bronze<br />
SARAH ASHLEY SMITH<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
609-554-0936<br />
SarahAshley@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
704 COLUMBIA AVENUE, UNIT 2F, CAPE MAY<br />
BOB HARTMAN JR<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Direct 609-780-4626<br />
BobHartmanJr@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
HOMES FOR HEROES®<br />
JUST SOLD!<br />
Buyer’s Agent<br />
$325,000<br />
Studio | 1 Bath<br />
Studio Apartment in the<br />
heart of Historic Cape May!<br />
Follow us on social @SundstromTeam_RealEstate<br />
Homes For Heroes is dedicated to serving and giving<br />
back to Firefighters, Law Enforecement, Military (Active,<br />
Reserves and Veterans), Healthcare Workers, EMS and<br />
Teachers when you buy, sell or refinance your home.<br />
It’s our way of saying thank you!<br />
KEN HUTCHINSON<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Direct 609-602-6020<br />
Ken@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
Thinking of SELLING<br />
your home?<br />
TAI MENZ<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
Direct 609-602-8061<br />
TaiMenz@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
Bronze Level 2017, 2019<br />
Silver Level 2018, 2020<br />
12 BROOKS AVE, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />
Contact me today to get your home listed and SOLD!<br />
1.26 Acre Flag Lot $99,000<br />
Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com<br />
CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps<br />
NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2020<br />
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4/29: Around 7:30pm At Exit Zero Filling Station<br />
Home School Crew<br />
Maria, Bobby<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
512 Washington Mall<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-8428<br />
cbcapemay.com<br />
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BAY GARDENS QUAD<br />
11 Tern Street, North Cape May<br />
Asking Price $310,000<br />
A spacious, well maintained 3-bedroom, 2-bath<br />
low-maintenance Quad. Just minutes from Cape<br />
May 5 minutes to the bay and beaches. Enjoy your<br />
morning coffee on the front porch then step inside<br />
where the 1st floor features a living room with<br />
cathedral ceiling, eat-in kitchen and 2 bedrooms,<br />
and a full bathroom. The 2nd level has a private<br />
master suite, and a loft overlooking the living room.<br />
LISTING AGENT<br />
Mike Kennedy<br />
Sales Associate<br />
609-602-5259<br />
mikek@cbcapemay.com<br />
EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED
4/29: Around 7:30pm At Exit Zero Filling Station<br />
Our cover girls from the last print issue of EZ before the world went into quarantine FINALLY reunited at Exit Zero Filling Station on Saturday April 29th.<br />
They’ve been looking forward to this trip since their night at the Ebbitt Room back on March 13, 2020 and we were thrilled they enjoyed it with us.<br />
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Jersey Cape Rental Team<br />
Olivia, Lauren, Shannon, Ann, Diana<br />
609-884-5800<br />
Your Summer<br />
Vacation Awaits!<br />
Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />
739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com<br />
DEE LANZALOTTI,<br />
LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER<br />
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5/1: Cape Hope Art Show At The Village Shoppes<br />
Cape Hope held their art show in Rio Grande displaying original local art for purchase.<br />
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512 Washington Mall<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-8428<br />
cbcapemay.com<br />
realestate@cbcapemay.com<br />
RANCHER<br />
213 E Vineyard Avenue,<br />
Lower Township<br />
REDUCED Asking Price $489,000<br />
Just in time for summer, make this 3-bedroom, 2-bath<br />
ranch home your own. Whether as a primary residence<br />
or second home, this property is conveniently located in<br />
the middle of Tranquility, just a stone’s throw away from<br />
Cape May. Enjoy all Cape May has to offer then retreat<br />
to the peace and quiet Tranquility is known for. This<br />
property is easy to see and is waiting for you!<br />
LISTING AGENT<br />
Chris Bezaire<br />
Sales Associate<br />
609-972-6927<br />
chris@capemaychris.com<br />
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EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED
512 Washington Mall, Cape May • 609-884-8428<br />
cbcapemay.com • realestate@cbcapemay.com<br />
JUST SOLD!<br />
DISCLOSED DUAL AGENT<br />
LISTING AGENT<br />
107 Grant Street,<br />
Cape May<br />
Closing Date April 28, 2021<br />
Hotel Alcott - Sold Price $3,750,000<br />
LISTING AGENT<br />
Serving the<br />
Cape May area<br />
for 120 years for<br />
all your sale and<br />
rental needs!<br />
BUYER’S AGENT<br />
106 Broadway,<br />
Cape May<br />
Closing Date April 16, 2021<br />
5 Bed, 4.5 Bath - Sold Price $1,800,000<br />
BUYER’S AGENT<br />
2 Deepwater Road,<br />
North Cape May<br />
Closing Date April 30, 2021<br />
3 Bed, 1.5 Bath - Sold Price $351,000<br />
14 Pennsylvania Ave,<br />
Villas<br />
Closing Date April 30, 2021<br />
2 Bed, 1 Bath - Sold Price $235,000<br />
806 Sewell,<br />
Cape May<br />
Closing Date April 30 , 2021<br />
4 Bed, 2.5 Bath - Sold Price $1,250,000<br />
EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />
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Ashley Peoples<br />
Broker Salesperson /Office Manager<br />
Direct: 609.408.9258<br />
Office: 609.551.4066<br />
APeoples@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
4/24: Around 4:30pm At Opening<br />
Night Of The Rusty Nail<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
SOLD!<br />
927 BEACH AVENUE,<br />
UNIT 7, CAPE MAY<br />
Listing Agent<br />
Closing Date: 4/16/2021<br />
Sold Price: $549,000<br />
SOLD!<br />
112 E. ATLANTA AVENUE,<br />
WILDWOOD CREST<br />
Disclosed Dual Agent<br />
Closing Date: 4/9/2021<br />
Sold Price: $451,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
Ed, Penny, Rosa, Kevin<br />
FOR SALE<br />
542 New England Rd,<br />
Lower Township<br />
Rickey, Bobby<br />
JUST LISTED! Bay Springs Farm is located in the center of a rare natural<br />
dune forest on the island of Cape May. This oasis consists of a 10 acre parcel,<br />
4,445 sq ft of living split between a 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath home and a loft<br />
efficiency guest quarters above a large 2 bay garage. Listed at $1,950,000<br />
Gail Wilsey-Morrison<br />
Broker Associate<br />
609-602-0405 cell<br />
gailwilsey@gmail.com<br />
Long & Foster Real Estate<br />
501 Lafayette Street,<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-1007<br />
Steve, Zack, Lexi<br />
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4/24: Around 4:30pm At Opening Night Of The Rusty Nail<br />
Gianna, Sarah<br />
Amanda, Nick<br />
Andy, Jen Mike, Leslie Kerry, Tim<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />
Ryan Griffin<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.602.5578<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
SOLD!<br />
902 OCEAN DR., 406,<br />
LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />
Buyer’s Agent<br />
Closing Date: 4/12/21<br />
Sold Price: $555,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
778 PARK BLVD.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/3 BA single family<br />
home is located in close<br />
proximity to the beach and<br />
downtown. $775,000<br />
SOLD!<br />
316 FOURTH AVE.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
Buyer’s Agent<br />
Closing Date: 4/23/21<br />
Sold Price: $1,136,000<br />
RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
603 SUNSET BLVD.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
New construction! 6 BR/4 BA<br />
home located across from<br />
the Nature Conservancy.<br />
$1,275,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
1119 INDIANA AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/1.5 BA ranch home<br />
located a 55 x 125 lot with<br />
yard backing up to woods.<br />
$825,000<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May, NJ 08204<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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933 Columbia Ave, Cape May<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $849,000<br />
12 S Broadway, Cape May<br />
6 Bedrooms | 2F, 2H Baths - $2,200,000<br />
1266 Wilson Dr, Lower Twp<br />
4 Bedrooms | 5.5 Baths - $2,595,000<br />
Columbia Gardens, Unit C-1<br />
Well-maintained end unit with large,<br />
covered front porch, 2 assigned parking<br />
spaces, large pool on site, walk to beach<br />
and town.<br />
20-26 Harbor Cove, Cape May<br />
$999,000 to $1,250,000<br />
4 Vacant Lots<br />
Last opportunity to build in Cape May<br />
Harbor Village & Yacht Club! Each lot<br />
comes with a 35’ boat slip. Private 2-acre<br />
park, tennis court and marina.<br />
15 Gurney St, Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $1,828,000<br />
Stately Victorian<br />
Located 3 houses from the beach, this<br />
beautiful home has a breath-taking<br />
wrap-around porch and lots of room for<br />
entertaining.<br />
Visit Our<br />
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JERSEYCAPEREALTY.COM<br />
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937 Columbia Ave, Cape May<br />
Columbia Plaza, Suite 3 - $350,000<br />
Luxurious Marina Living!<br />
One of a kind property with fabulous<br />
sunset views and 10 boat slips! Custom<br />
kitchen and baths, elevator, oversized<br />
2-car garage.<br />
1624 New Jersey, Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms | 3 Baths - $1,999,000<br />
Ocean Views!<br />
Third floor has great room, sun deck<br />
and master suite with stunning views!<br />
One house off the beach entrance at<br />
Wilmington and Beach Avenues.<br />
427 E Miami, Wildwood Crest<br />
Business - $450,000<br />
Historic District<br />
Well-maintained cottage close to beach<br />
with ocean-view front porch. Rear deck,<br />
off-street parking, and full basement.<br />
Office/Professional<br />
Large 1240 s.f. office, presently<br />
Optometrist’s office, with reception area,<br />
exam rooms, private office, display area,<br />
lab room, full bath. Ample parking<br />
Sun Dog on the Beach<br />
Both Real Estate and turnkey Business!<br />
Popular casual beachfront restaurant with<br />
covered outside patio area. Completely<br />
updated.<br />
Open 7 days a week<br />
With our full-time professional Realtors<br />
& a fully dedicated rental team<br />
609-884-5800<br />
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4/30: Arbor Day Celebration At West Cape May Elementary<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Kate Mroz’s class<br />
West Cape May Elementary School celebrated Arbor Day and planted two flowering cherry trees donated by Atlantic City Electric.<br />
With help from Matthew Notch, the students each planted their own sapling.<br />
Liam, Tai, Keaton<br />
Ally, Victoria, Regan, Zoey, Rosa<br />
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The Exit Zero Crossword<br />
The theme is Weddings... compiled by Nicole James<br />
1 2 3<br />
4 5<br />
8 9 10<br />
6 7<br />
11 12 13 14<br />
Mary Hinchcliffe<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.780.6598<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
MHinchcliffe@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
15<br />
16<br />
17<br />
22<br />
18 19 20<br />
ACROSS<br />
1. When the bride and groom<br />
promise to love one another. (4)<br />
5. “Girlfriend and boyfriend”<br />
changes to this when engaged.<br />
(6)<br />
6. Groom’s version of seven<br />
down. (4,3)<br />
8. The groom tosses this to the<br />
single men. (6)<br />
13. The color the bride wears. (5)<br />
15. When the 1 across are<br />
exchanged. (8)<br />
16. Get down on one knee to do<br />
this. (7)<br />
17. A locomotive or back of a<br />
dress. (5)<br />
19. The bride will ask her best<br />
friends to be this. (10)<br />
21. The husband-to-be’s version<br />
of 19 across. (9)<br />
22. L is for... (4)<br />
23. “____ Around the Rosie”<br />
(4)<br />
21<br />
23<br />
DOWN<br />
1. Covers the head or face of the<br />
bride. (4)<br />
2. Brides have one before the<br />
wedding and you’ll take one<br />
after a long day. (6)<br />
3. They walk the bride down the<br />
aisle and have a special dance.<br />
(6)<br />
4. You also walk down this at the<br />
grocery store. (5)<br />
7. Abbreviation of the “head<br />
bridesmaid.” (3)<br />
9. Dancing, dinner and sendoff.<br />
(9)<br />
10. Something old, new,<br />
_______ and blue. (8)<br />
11. Another word for a wedding<br />
ceremony. (8)<br />
12. After the ceremony but<br />
before the reception. (8,4)<br />
14. Asking guests to attend with<br />
these. (10)<br />
18. The men wear these. (7)<br />
19. All single ladies on the dance<br />
floor for this toss. (7)<br />
20. The women wear these. (5)<br />
SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 35<br />
SOLD!<br />
911 MADISON AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
Buyer’s Agent<br />
Closing Date: 4/30/21<br />
Sold Price: $795,000<br />
MaryAnn Donahue<br />
Broker Associate<br />
Direct: 484.614.5798<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
MAD@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Make Your Shore Home Dreams Come True Call<br />
MaryAnn & Start Packing!<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
1295 LAFAYETTE STREET,<br />
UNIT I, CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/3 BA condo located just<br />
over the bridge in the center<br />
of Cape May’s marina district.<br />
$699,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
151 BEACH RD.,<br />
CMCH<br />
Bayfront lot located at the<br />
village of Pierce’s Point in<br />
CMCH. $175,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
100 GENEVA AVENUE,<br />
DEL HEAVEN<br />
Duplex home located<br />
on a corner lot, close<br />
to the Bay.<br />
$239,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May , NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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