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WHAT IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY ABOUT RIDING A MOTORCYCLE IN THAILAND - ALBERT ELISHA OBERDORFER

Thailand is by far the unsafest country when it comes to road safety in South East Asia. The statistics, according to the WHO, are scary. The death toll in Thailand due to road accidents per 100 k is on par with countries like Saudi Arabia, Madagascar, Mozambique, Kongo, and Venezuela. Are you planning to holiday in Thailand? And perhaps ride a motorcycle while you are there? If yes, make sure you familiarize yourself with what are the most common causes of accidents and what kind of dangers you will be facing. The author (Albert Elisha) has 17 years of experience living in Thailand, driving cars, and riding motorbikes. In this book, he shares from his personal experience 20 common dangerous traps every motorist must know about before embarking on a driving adventure in Thailand. Arm yourself with some vital knowledge that will safeguard you from potentially costly, painful, and deadly accidents. Written in a casual, easy-to-read style.

Thailand is by far the unsafest country when it comes to road safety in South East Asia.
The statistics, according to the WHO, are scary.
The death toll in Thailand due to road accidents per 100 k is on par with countries like Saudi Arabia, Madagascar, Mozambique, Kongo, and Venezuela.
Are you planning to holiday in Thailand?
And perhaps ride a motorcycle while you are there?
If yes, make sure you familiarize yourself with what are the most common causes of accidents and what kind of dangers you will be facing.
The author (Albert Elisha) has 17 years of experience living in Thailand, driving cars, and riding motorbikes.
In this book, he shares from his personal experience
20 common dangerous traps every motorist must know about before embarking on a driving adventure in Thailand.
Arm yourself with some vital knowledge that will safeguard you from potentially costly, painful, and deadly accidents.
Written in a casual, easy-to-read style.

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<strong>WHAT</strong> <strong>IS</strong> <strong>ABSOLUTELY</strong><br />

<strong>CRAZY</strong><br />

<strong>ABOUT</strong> <strong>RID<strong>IN</strong>G</strong> A <strong>MOTORCYCLE</strong> <strong>IN</strong><br />

<strong>THAILAND</strong><br />

A Must-Have Guide for Those Who<br />

Would Like to Ride a Motorcycle<br />

Safely and Avoid Costly, Painful, and<br />

Potentially Deadly Road Accidents<br />

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<strong>ALBERT</strong> EL<strong>IS</strong>HA <strong>OBERDORFER</strong>


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This book is for all who attempt the<br />

adventure of riding a motorcycle in<br />

Thailand.<br />

Much safety on the road!<br />

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THE STAT<strong>IS</strong>TICS LOOK<br />

SCARY.<br />

<strong>IN</strong> 2016, <strong>THAILAND</strong> ranked second in<br />

the list of most dangerous countries in the<br />

world when it comes to road safety. 1<br />

Just behind Libya.<br />

Since then, the situation has improved a<br />

little.<br />

But not much.<br />

The statistics still look scary.<br />

According to the latest report from the<br />

WHO, Thailand ranks 9th in the list of<br />

countries with the worst track record in<br />

regards to road safety. 2<br />

It is on par with driving in countries in the<br />

Middle East like Saudi Arabia and some<br />

countries in Africa like Mozambique,<br />

Madagascar, Kongo, and Venezuela in<br />

South America (see map on the left).<br />

Thailand is also by far unsafest country<br />

when it comes to road safety in South East<br />

Asia.<br />

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On average, 32.7 people per 100 k people<br />

die as a result of road accidents (see map<br />

on the left).<br />

This is 2.5 to 3 times higher than places<br />

like India or Myanmar, for example.<br />

In the region, only Vietnam is coming close<br />

with a slightly lower death rate by 15 %.<br />

So driving or riding a motorcycle in<br />

Thailand is definitely not safe.<br />

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My clavicle—all in pieces.


MY BROKEN CLAVICLE<br />

HERE’S MY OWN share of driving<br />

experience in Thailand.<br />

Having an accident is no fun.<br />

Believe me.<br />

It can be painful.<br />

And can cost a lot of money.<br />

I’ve had my own taste of it in 2017.<br />

On the 15th of January.<br />

I was trying to get to the office on campus<br />

to pick up a paycheck before it closed for<br />

lunch.<br />

I was trying to overtake a car in a left<br />

downhill corner.<br />

I felt that I wasn’t going too fast.<br />

Maybe around 20-30 kilometers an hour.<br />

But the sand on the road didn’t help with<br />

the grip.<br />

I still remember when suddenly my<br />

perception switched into slow motion.<br />

It was like I was watching myself being in<br />

a movie.<br />

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10<br />

In one piece again—with some extra titanium and six crews.


Almost as a spectator.<br />

I saw my bike slipping from under me and<br />

myself making a head dive unto the road.<br />

My head hit the floor.<br />

Luckily, I was wearing a helmet at that<br />

time.<br />

As I always do.<br />

But somehow, the left brake handle broke<br />

in the process, and the remains pierced my<br />

side.<br />

And also, my clavicle fractured into 3<br />

pieces.<br />

I somehow managed to make it to the side<br />

of the road.<br />

By crawling.<br />

But the first thing that I experienced after<br />

braking the clavicle was that breathing was<br />

tough.<br />

I couldn’t inhale properly anymore.<br />

And it was painful.<br />

To cut the story short, I received surgery at<br />

a private hospital on the same day, and was<br />

discharged after 4 days in the hospital.<br />

The surgeon told me later that it wasn’t<br />

too easy for him to screw the parts of my<br />

clavicle to the titanium plate.<br />

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12<br />

Some friends come to visit me. Time to laugh again!


Because it had broken into three parts.<br />

The hospital stay cost 150,000 Thai Baht,<br />

which is around 5,000 USD.<br />

They did a great job.<br />

Today, if I touch my clavicle, I can feel the<br />

six screws and the titanium plate.<br />

A reminder to drive safely and to go slow.<br />

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An accident is temporary. Death is permanent. At least in this<br />

part of the visible world.<br />

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ENCOUNTER<strong>IN</strong>G DEATH.<br />

S<strong>IN</strong>CE COM<strong>IN</strong>G to Thailand 17 years<br />

ago, I have seen multiple times people die<br />

in front of my eyes.<br />

Motorbike accidents.<br />

I remember the first time; it was not long<br />

after my wife and I had moved to Thailand<br />

in 2013.<br />

In Chiang Mai.<br />

We were walking along a road near the<br />

Warorot market when we heard a bang.<br />

It was right ahead of us, maybe a few<br />

hundred meters.<br />

When we came closer, we saw a woman<br />

on the floor—they had moved her unto the<br />

footpath —with head injuries.<br />

She was bleeding profusely.<br />

So she must not have worn a helmet.<br />

She had collided head-on with a large truck<br />

that had exited from a soi (a small side<br />

road).<br />

I think the truck had reversed back from<br />

the soi.<br />

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So, the driver had no way of seeing what<br />

was going on on the main road.<br />

And she must have gone to fast.<br />

And not worn a helmet.<br />

So, when we saw her, we tried to help.<br />

I tried to flag down a taxi or a red minibus<br />

(in Chiang Mai, they have those red<br />

minibusses that can carry up to 10 people).<br />

Because about 5-7 minutes from the place<br />

was a private hospital (called McCormick<br />

hospital) and I thought that if I stop a taxi,<br />

maybe we could get her to the hospital.<br />

I tried for about 10-15 minutes.<br />

But nobody would stop.<br />

Maybe they thought (and probably they<br />

were right) that is the job of the emergency<br />

ambulance.<br />

I was new to Thailand at that time.<br />

In the meantime, my wife, who is a<br />

medical doctor, tried her best to help stop<br />

the bleeding.<br />

But shortly after, the lady started to<br />

hyperventilate (as she could not breathe<br />

properly anymore).<br />

Due to her head injuries.<br />

And shortly after (in about 15 minutes) she<br />

passed away.<br />

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Wearing a helmet can save your life.


Right in front of our eyes.<br />

When the emergency ambulance finally<br />

arrived, she was already dead.<br />

She would have probably survived the<br />

accident, easily, had she worn a helmet.<br />

I sometimes tell my students this story.<br />

When I see them riding their motorbikes<br />

without wearing helmets.<br />

Wearing a helmet can definitely save your<br />

life.<br />

I remember another story like that.<br />

I was riding home one night.<br />

It was very late, after midnight, because<br />

I had joined a prayer meeting, and we<br />

usually were praying until midnight.<br />

I got to a curve, so I had to slow down.<br />

And right after it, I saw a young man lying<br />

in the middle of the street.<br />

So I stopped my bike.<br />

The young man, he might have been in his<br />

20s, was lying there head down.<br />

Completely motionless.<br />

His face was turned to the ground.<br />

He had collided head-on with a car.<br />

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These people are doing an amazing job!


Maybe he had cut the corner.<br />

Maybe the driver of the car, or he was<br />

drunk.<br />

It was right in front of the parking area of<br />

a pub/restaurant near the Rati Lanna Hotel.<br />

There were already people around.<br />

After a few minutes, the ambulance arrived.<br />

I still remember, there was a young lady—<br />

most likely a medical doctor —who was in<br />

charge.<br />

I was impressed by the way she handled<br />

the whole situation.<br />

While she was examining the body, she<br />

was shouting out commands to the team.<br />

So they quickly got the inflatable mattress<br />

that they use for spinal injuries.<br />

And also they got out the defibrillator.<br />

I saw them put the young man on the<br />

mat and tuck into the ambulance while<br />

at the same time getting ready to do the<br />

defibrillation.<br />

I do hope they could revive him.<br />

But it didn’t look promising.<br />

This boy also hadn’t worn a helmet.<br />

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Roads in Thailand are dangerous.<br />

In many cases, deadly.


I have seen a few more cases like this since<br />

coming to Thailand.<br />

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It’s better to be safe than sorry.


A V<strong>IS</strong>IT TO THE<br />

ORTHOPEDIC WARD<br />

ONE DAY, I COULD visit the orthopedic<br />

department of a hospital in Chiang Mai.<br />

I was part of a team who prayed for people<br />

and offered encouragement to the sick.<br />

We were allowed to visit a part of the<br />

orthopedic ward where they deal with It’s<br />

people with spinal injuries.<br />

What I saw there broke my heart.<br />

We visited about 10 adjacent rooms in this<br />

ward.<br />

And in every room, we saw a similar<br />

picture.<br />

A mother or a relative was sitting next to<br />

a hospital bed, looking extremely sad and<br />

discouraged.<br />

And on the bed, there was a young man<br />

in his 20s (mostly men, I didn’t see any<br />

women) with spine injuries and a body<br />

cast.<br />

Motionless and pinned to the bed.<br />

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A spinal column is quite strong.<br />

But it is not made for heavy<br />

impact.


Dozens of cases like that.<br />

They were all victims of motorbike<br />

accidents.<br />

They all had broken their spine in the<br />

process.<br />

When you look at the bones of a spinal<br />

column, those bones aren’t huge.<br />

Maybe 7-10 or even less centimeters.<br />

On the road, I see so often young men<br />

not wearing helmets going like crazy—<br />

at absolutely crazy speeds—with such<br />

confidence.<br />

I would say, arrogant confidence.<br />

But then, in one split second, the whole<br />

situation can change.<br />

And next, you see them in their hospital<br />

beds—without hope.<br />

Not being able to move and not being able<br />

to feel anymore.<br />

Because they have broken their backs as a<br />

result of their recklessness.<br />

Then your heart breaks for them.<br />

For in one split second, they go from being<br />

a super confident young man to an utterly<br />

hopeless and dependent case.<br />

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Rule # 1<br />

Don’t assume<br />

that others<br />

will stick to<br />

the traffic<br />

laws.<br />

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Rule # 2<br />

Always<br />

expect the<br />

unexpected.<br />

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Rule # 3<br />

Never<br />

assume that<br />

you can let<br />

down your<br />

guard and<br />

that you are<br />

safe.<br />

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CONTENTS<br />

THE STAT<strong>IS</strong>TICS LOOK SCARY. 5<br />

MY BROKEN CLAVICLE 9<br />

ENCOUNTER<strong>IN</strong>G DEATH. 15<br />

A V<strong>IS</strong>IT TO THE ORTHOPEDIC WARD 25<br />

1 TRAFFIC LIGHTS DON’T MEAN<br />

MUCH. 37<br />

2 GHOST DRIVERS. 41<br />

3 HELMETS—<strong>WHAT</strong> FOR? 47<br />

4 FAMILIES ON MOTORBIKES. 49<br />

5 OVERTAK<strong>IN</strong>G. 53<br />

6 <strong>CRAZY</strong> SPEEDSTERS. 55<br />

7 TOUR<strong>IS</strong>TS ON MOTORBIKES. 59<br />

8 TAX<strong>IS</strong> AND TUK-TUKS. 63<br />

9 HILL TRIBE DRIVERS AND PEOPLE FROM<br />

OTHER CITIES. 67<br />

10 MOTORBIKE RENTALS. 69<br />

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11 WEAV<strong>IN</strong>G THROUGH THE TRAFFIC. 71<br />

12 DRIVER’S LICENSES. 75<br />

13 DRIVER’S CAN’T READ TRAFFIC<br />

SIGNS. 79<br />

14 UNEXPECTED ROAD TURNS. 81<br />

15 NO LIGHTS. 83<br />

16 DRUNK DRIV<strong>IN</strong>G. 85<br />

17 MOBILE PHONES. 89<br />

18 ROAD BLOCKS. 93<br />

19 PANDA AND GRAB DELIVERY<br />

DRIVERS. 95<br />

20 ROUND<strong>ABOUT</strong>S. 99<br />

CONCLUSION. 101<br />

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Green, orange, or red—so what?


1 TRAFFIC LIGHTS<br />

DON’T MEAN MUCH.<br />

NEVER EXPECT that everybody on the<br />

road will respect the traffic lights.<br />

They will not.<br />

This can mean that motorcycles or cars<br />

drive across an intersection even though<br />

the traffic lights are red.<br />

Especially just before they turn red or just<br />

after they have turned red.<br />

Some drivers will drive off and enter the<br />

intersection when the lights are still red.<br />

And some will speed up to get across an<br />

intersection in time.<br />

When they can’t make it—because the<br />

lights have turned red already —they will<br />

not be able to stop anymore.<br />

So they will keep going, at those high<br />

speeds.<br />

And they might collide with others who<br />

drive off too early.<br />

Even the lights at zebra crossings do not<br />

mean much.<br />

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Quick: the lights are turning red!


Motorists will routinely ignore them as<br />

they see fit.<br />

That means motorists will drive off and<br />

ignore the lights at zebra crossings as they<br />

see fit.<br />

If nobody is crossing the road, they will<br />

drive off.<br />

This is very common.<br />

So make sure you do not trust people<br />

following the traffic rules when it comes<br />

to red lights.<br />

Or any other traffic rules, for that matter,<br />

as we shall see.<br />

If you always expect the unexpected, your<br />

chance to stay out of trouble on a Thai<br />

road is much higher.<br />

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You will meet them!<br />

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It’s all about the mindset.


2 GHOST DRIVERS.<br />

GHOST DRIVERS ARE common in<br />

Thailand.<br />

So expect to encounter motorcycles driving<br />

on one-way roads where the traffic is only<br />

supposed to go in one direction.<br />

People do that because they are taking<br />

short-cuts.<br />

If they take normal roads, it will usually<br />

take them much longer.<br />

So, for the sake of convenience, you will<br />

see them driving on the side of the road<br />

against the traffic where they are not<br />

supposed to be driving.<br />

These can be motorbikes.<br />

But even bicycles.<br />

Sometimes, you will see teenagers riding<br />

motorcycles.<br />

They usually have no understanding of any<br />

traffic rules and will drive wherever they<br />

can.<br />

Wherever they can.<br />

So again, expect the unexpected.<br />

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Why only one way?


Look out for people driving or riding their<br />

motorcycles where according to the rules,<br />

they should absolutely not be driving.<br />

Then you will be more safe.<br />

Because you do not trust anymore that just<br />

because it is a one-way street that there will<br />

be no-one driving against the traffic.<br />

You will have your guard up.<br />

At all times.<br />

This is especially important when you get<br />

to a curve, and upon entering it because<br />

you cannot see what is happening behind<br />

the curve.<br />

Anything could be happening there.<br />

A motorbike could be driving happily in<br />

the wrong direction, coming towards you.<br />

On the side of the road, or even in the<br />

middle of the road.<br />

Again, the key is: be prepared for something<br />

unusual to happen.<br />

Otherwise, it may catch you off-guard.<br />

Because, in such a case, you have little time<br />

to react.<br />

You may need to slow down (break) quickly<br />

to avert a collision.<br />

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What was that?!


Or you may need to swerve to the side<br />

quickly to avoid an accident.<br />

Or to avoid hitting the other motorist.<br />

Or a cyclist.<br />

Or a pedestrian.<br />

Or a piece of farm machinery.<br />

Etc.<br />

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What are helmets used for?


3 HELMETS—<strong>WHAT</strong><br />

FOR?<br />

YOU WILL SEE motorists who carry their<br />

helmet with them.<br />

On the motorbike.<br />

They will only put them on when in danger<br />

of getting caught by the police.<br />

For not wearing a helmet.<br />

Not wearing a helmet is so dangerous.<br />

Because when people have a motorcycle<br />

accident, it can cost them their life.<br />

But you will see whole families on one<br />

motorbike.<br />

And not of them wearing a helmet.<br />

Sometimes you will see people riding on a<br />

motorbike.<br />

One of them will wear a helmet, and the<br />

other one will not.<br />

Sometimes the person who rides will wear<br />

a helmet, and the passenger not.<br />

Sometimes it is the other way around.<br />

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This is a common sight in Thailand.


4 FAMILIES ON<br />

MOTORBIKES.<br />

TH<strong>IS</strong> <strong>IS</strong> QUITE a frequent occurrence.<br />

Whole families that ride together on one<br />

motorbike.<br />

Maybe it is because people are lacking<br />

resources.<br />

So they make use of what they have.<br />

Sometimes, you will see a group of<br />

teenagers on one motorbike.<br />

Usually 3.<br />

But sometimes also 4.<br />

When families also carry their children,<br />

the number can go up to 5.<br />

All without wearing helmets, mind you.<br />

One thing you need to keep in mind when<br />

encountering such scenarios on the road.<br />

If a motorbike is loaded with people, the<br />

driver can no longer maneuver it safely.<br />

He or she can no longer turn quickly.<br />

Or accelerate and stop quickly.<br />

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Normal traffic.


So keep this in mind when you encounter,<br />

or you get close to such motorbikes on the<br />

road.<br />

The best is to stay far away from them.<br />

Avoid them.<br />

To be safe.<br />

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Left, right, and center.<br />

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5 OVERTAK<strong>IN</strong>G.<br />

EXPECT PEOPLE to overtake you<br />

wherever and whenever they can.<br />

Not when they are allowed to.<br />

Or supposed to.<br />

On highways, for example.<br />

Expect them to overtake you on the left<br />

and on the right lane.<br />

Many people don’t know that there are<br />

rules to overtaking.<br />

They overtake when they can.<br />

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I am faster than you!<br />

Some people have a need for speed. But on a public road,<br />

this can be dangerous.<br />

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6 <strong>CRAZY</strong> SPEEDSTERS.<br />

SOMETIMES, YOU will encounter crazy<br />

car drivers.<br />

Or crazy motorbike riders.<br />

They will overtake you at crazy speeds.<br />

In those cases, it will be tough for you to<br />

spot them before they actually overtake<br />

you.<br />

Because they are so fast.<br />

So, expect that.<br />

Always be on the lookout for those<br />

incidents.<br />

Sometimes, those fast overtakers,<br />

especially motorbikes, will also overtake<br />

when the traffic is quite dense.<br />

They will ruthlessly cut through the traffic<br />

with abrupt maneuvers.<br />

So to keep yourself safe from those, make<br />

sure that you are not making any rash<br />

maneuvers yourself.<br />

Like changing a lane rashly.<br />

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Smooth driving, please!


Because if you do that, then the chance is<br />

higher that those crazy overtakers will not<br />

be able to react in time to avert you.<br />

So keep this in mind.<br />

Change directions and lanes as smoothly<br />

as you can.<br />

Then, those crazy speedsters will be able to<br />

react in time, in case you are in their way.<br />

They will be able to whizz past you safely.<br />

This is important in dense traffic but also<br />

on highways.<br />

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These people are not Chinese. But<br />

it can look like that. Often, minus<br />

the helmets.<br />

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7 TOUR<strong>IS</strong>TS ON<br />

MOTORBIKES.<br />

CH<strong>IN</strong>ESE TOUR<strong>IS</strong>TS are helping to<br />

contribute to the tourism industry in<br />

Thailand a lot. (That was mainly before<br />

2020.)<br />

The majority of tourists visiting Thailand<br />

today are Chinese.<br />

But they are dangerous on the roads.<br />

They will usually rent motorbikes and then<br />

drive around as they like.<br />

They may stop in the middle of the road.<br />

Or they may swerve to the right or to the<br />

left at any given moment.<br />

Without any regard for traffic laws.<br />

That’s because—I suspect—they have<br />

no, or minimal driving experience before<br />

coming to Thailand.<br />

It may be unclear if they really have a valid<br />

license or not.<br />

This is what I think.<br />

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Get well soon!


Anyhow, you will often see Chinese tourists<br />

walking around all bandaged up because<br />

they just had an accident on the road.<br />

You will see them wear bandages on their<br />

knees and extremities.<br />

In other words, they will look beaten up.<br />

That’s because they’ve just had—<br />

luckily!— a minor accident.<br />

The problem is that when they are riding<br />

around, they don’t know the way.<br />

So, they will use Google Maps.<br />

You will see them even riding around,<br />

holding their mobile phone in one hand,<br />

and riding their bike with the other.<br />

If they are in a team, it is usually the person<br />

on the back that will hold the phone and try<br />

to steer the one who is riding in the right<br />

Google-maps direction.<br />

The best thing to do is to stay away from<br />

them.<br />

Awareness helps.<br />

If you can spot them first, you know that it<br />

is dangerous to come close to them or drive<br />

behind them.<br />

So you can avoid them.<br />

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By His wounds we are healed.<br />

Tuk-tuks can be a menace.<br />

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8 TAX<strong>IS</strong> AND TUK-<br />

TUKS.<br />

BEWARE OF taxis and tuk-tuks!<br />

Taxis and tuk-tuks are on the lookout for<br />

customers.<br />

Or they need to drop off customers.<br />

So they might be stopping in places where<br />

they are not supposed to.<br />

Or they may change direction quickly and<br />

unexpectedly.<br />

And taxis (especially red minibusses) and<br />

tuk-tuks may blow out clouds of black air<br />

behind them.<br />

Especially tuk-tuks.<br />

Because they run on 2-stroke engines.<br />

So, if you are riding your motorcycle right<br />

behind a tuk-tuk, you will be breathing in<br />

tons of toxic exhaust gases.<br />

I suggest you wear a mask when riding<br />

a motorcycle in certain areas, especially<br />

cities.<br />

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Try staying away from tuktuks<br />

if you are not wearing a<br />

mask.


And to stay away from tuk-tuks as much as<br />

possible.<br />

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Country road, take me home ...<br />

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9 DRIVERS FROM<br />

THE MOUNTA<strong>IN</strong>S AND<br />

DRIVERS FROM OTHER<br />

CITIES.<br />

<strong>IN</strong> <strong>THAILAND</strong>, MANY tribal people live<br />

in the mountainous regions of the north.<br />

They are used to driving in mountainous<br />

terrain.<br />

So they may not have a lot of driving<br />

experience in the cities.<br />

You can spot them fairly quickly because<br />

most will own cars that are suited to the<br />

hilly terrain.<br />

Like four-wheel drives, and more often<br />

large pick-ups.<br />

The Toyota brand Hilux is especially<br />

popular.<br />

Also, sometimes people from smaller<br />

villages will travel to larger cities, like<br />

Chiang Mai, especially during holidays or<br />

festive seasons.<br />

A safe bet is to stay away from them.<br />

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Helmets like this are suitable to be worn at a construction<br />

site. But not when riding a motorcycle.


10 MOTORBIKE<br />

RENTALS.<br />

IT <strong>IS</strong> POPULAR FOR tourists, especially<br />

young Chinese tourists, to rent a motorbike<br />

at one of the many motorbike rentals in<br />

Thailand.<br />

Most of these motorbike rental companies<br />

do not rent out proper motorcycle helmets.<br />

They instead look like the type of helmets<br />

people wear at a construction site.<br />

So look carefully at the type of helmets<br />

people are wearing.<br />

If they are wearing some cheap helmets<br />

that look like helmets from a construction<br />

site, chances are that they have rented a<br />

bike.<br />

Then you can watch out for them and stay<br />

away from them while riding or driving.<br />

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Most motorcycle drivers in<br />

Thailand are expert weavers.


11 WEAV<strong>IN</strong>G THROUGH<br />

THE TRAFFIC.<br />

WHO WANTS to wait at the end of a line?<br />

If you are driving a motorcycle, you will<br />

weave through the traffic to get as close to<br />

the front as possible.<br />

When there is a traffic jam, or when you<br />

have to wait at the red lights.<br />

So, in Thailand, this is a common practice.<br />

But sometimes this can be dangerous.<br />

Especially if there are some faster, smaller<br />

motorbikes coming from behind.<br />

These smaller, faster motorbikes may<br />

decide to drive through a gap in a straight<br />

line.<br />

And then there may be others who are in<br />

the process of weaving through the traffic.<br />

This can be problematic.<br />

Because they can collide.<br />

Or sometimes there will be a traffic jam in<br />

one lane, while the opposite is free.<br />

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Rush hour traffic.<br />

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Then some riders will move over to the<br />

opposite empty lane and speed up to get to<br />

the front.<br />

Until a car appears on the free lane, and<br />

they cannot any longer do that.<br />

But that’s also very dangerous.<br />

Because these fast-going motorcycles may<br />

collide with other vehicles that also decide<br />

to weave to the free lane.<br />

To use it.<br />

And sometimes, before they do that, they<br />

forget to look to the left.<br />

They forget to look out for faster motorcycles<br />

coming from the left.<br />

So they will crash.<br />

It also happened to me once.<br />

But, thank God, nothing serious happened.<br />

The rider who crashed into me only broke<br />

the back mirror of my motorcycle.<br />

That was all.<br />

So whenever you are weaving through the<br />

traffic, keep watching out for others who<br />

are doing the same.<br />

So that you don’t collide with them.<br />

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Having a license is no proof that<br />

you can also drive well.<br />

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12 DRIVER’S LICENSES.<br />

WE ONCE HAD a friend, I will not say<br />

where he was from.<br />

He got his driver’s license without taking<br />

any exams.<br />

And without any driving lessons.<br />

Then he got a scholarship to study in a<br />

different country.<br />

And there he decided to buy a car.<br />

But he didn’t know yet how to drive it.<br />

And he didn’t know anything about the<br />

traffic rules, yet.<br />

He needed to learn all that.<br />

And he finally did, over a period of time.<br />

But the point was that he got a driver’s<br />

license without knowing how to drive.<br />

Some people might be driving a car without<br />

actually having any license.<br />

And in Thailand, you also see many<br />

teenagers on motorbikes.<br />

When you look at them, and when you<br />

talk to them, you will find out that they<br />

actually too young to be allowed to ride a<br />

motorcycle.<br />

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I can drive!


Yet, they are riding a motorcycle anyway.<br />

So, when you are driving or riding a<br />

motorcycle in Thailand, don’t assume that<br />

other drivers or other riders know much<br />

about the traffic laws.<br />

They may not even have a license.<br />

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What is this?


13 DRIVERS CAN’T<br />

READ TRAFFIC SIGNS.<br />

DRIVERS MAY also not be able to read<br />

traffic signs.<br />

It may be all double-Dutch to them.<br />

So, they wouldn’t know what these signs<br />

actually mean (see left).<br />

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Watch out!


14 UNEXPECTED ROAD<br />

TURNS.<br />

ROADS <strong>IN</strong> <strong>THAILAND</strong> may do take<br />

unexpected turns.<br />

As do roads in other countries.<br />

But that’s where accidents can easily<br />

happen.<br />

At those unexpected turns.<br />

Local drivers may be very familiar with the<br />

road.<br />

But not so visiting drivers.<br />

And drivers new to the area.<br />

Or tourist drivers.<br />

So always be on the lookout.<br />

If you do not know a road well yet, go<br />

slower than you could.<br />

To be on the safe side.<br />

Be on the lookout for those unexpected<br />

road twists and turns.<br />

It’s better to be safe than sorry.<br />

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Who needs lights?<br />

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15 NO LIGHTS.<br />

YOU SEE TH<strong>IS</strong> quite often.<br />

People on motorbikes that ride around<br />

without lights.<br />

So, just because you can’t see any lights<br />

on a road, it doesn’t mean that there is no<br />

traffic.<br />

There might be someone riding around on<br />

a motorbike without lights.<br />

Or, there may be someone riding around a<br />

bicycle without lights.<br />

Or, in remote areas, there might be farm<br />

animals on the road.<br />

Or dogs.<br />

Or cats.<br />

Or playing children.<br />

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Having a law in place and<br />

enforcing it are two different<br />

things.


16 DRUNK DRIV<strong>IN</strong>G.<br />

THE FACT <strong>IS</strong> that in Thailand, you won’t<br />

see the police doing many alcohol checks<br />

as in other countries.<br />

Like Australia.<br />

Not in Thailand.<br />

Even during certain holidays.<br />

Or festival days.<br />

You may see the police setting up<br />

roadblocks, but on very few occasions, you<br />

will see them actually checking people.<br />

This could mean that there are more drunk<br />

people on the road than you might think.<br />

People who shouldn’t be driving because<br />

they had too much alcohol.<br />

On paper, laws do exist in Thailand.<br />

But how well these laws are enforced is<br />

another issue.<br />

So, always be aware when you are driving<br />

or riding a motorcycle in Thailand that<br />

there might be people on the road who<br />

really shouldn’t be driving.<br />

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One more, please!


If you can recognize any abnormal driving<br />

behaviors of a car or motorcycle, stay away<br />

from these vehicles, and do not attempt to<br />

come close.<br />

Please don’t attempt to overtake them.<br />

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This driver is on-line 24/7.


17 MOBILE PHONES.<br />

I ALSO NEED TO mention this.<br />

You will see lots of people using their<br />

mobile phones while they are driving.<br />

Even while they are riding a motorcycle.<br />

Mostly, when they have to wait at the traffic<br />

lights or in a traffic jam.<br />

They will quickly pull out their mobile<br />

phones and check their social media<br />

accounts (probably).<br />

Sometimes, you will see a line of cars at an<br />

intersection.<br />

When the lights have turned green, some<br />

cars will be slow to move off the line.<br />

Because they were still on-line (pun<br />

intended) when the traffic lights turned<br />

green.<br />

Sometimes you see people riding on the<br />

back of a motorbike.<br />

As they are riding along (at speeds of<br />

perhaps 50 kilometers per hour or more),<br />

you will see them on their phones.<br />

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When reality and<br />

imagery merge into<br />

one.<br />

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Hair blowing in the wind (in case they are<br />

not wearing a helmet) and all.<br />

This is unbelievable, but true!<br />

So never expect other drivers to be entirely<br />

focused on their driving.<br />

Don’t put your trust in other drivers to see<br />

you or react correctly, in alignment with<br />

traffic rules, on the road.<br />

They may be busy on-line.<br />

and we know that multitasking doesn’t<br />

bode well.<br />

It is not effective.<br />

Particularly, while people are driving or<br />

riding their motorcycle.<br />

So, always be alert!<br />

Be on the look-out!<br />

Drive in such a way that you can move out<br />

of the way or avert someone, if necessary!<br />

Be more precautious than you think you<br />

need to be!<br />

Then you will be on the safer side!<br />

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Stop, please!


18 ROAD BLOCKS.<br />

TH<strong>IS</strong> <strong>IS</strong> MY LAST point.<br />

In Thailand, if motorists are not physically<br />

prevented from driving somewhere,<br />

chances are they will.<br />

People on motorcycles will take short-cuts<br />

wherever they can.<br />

Unless they are physically prevented from<br />

doing so.<br />

Unless the police have set up a barrier.<br />

Or a road-block.<br />

Sometimes, you will see that people have<br />

tried to move those barriers (often they are<br />

made of concrete) out of the way.<br />

So that they can still keep driving where<br />

they are not allowed to drive.<br />

Signs do not mean much—if anything—on<br />

the road.<br />

So be aware of that.<br />

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Always hungry ...


19 PANDA AND GRAB<br />

DELIVERY DRIVERS.<br />

I NEED TO ADD TH<strong>IS</strong>.<br />

Because this issue has become a real<br />

problem lately.<br />

Food delivery drivers.<br />

Two leading companies in Thailand offer<br />

food delivery services: Grab and Panda.<br />

And these 2 companies are competing<br />

with one another: who can provide a faster<br />

delivery service.<br />

So you will see lots of motorcycle drivers<br />

in their respective outfits.<br />

Panda drivers in pink, and Grab drivers in<br />

green.<br />

On the back of their motorcycles, you will<br />

see the food delivery box.<br />

But the problem is that these delivery<br />

drivers ride too fast.<br />

Because they get paid by how much they<br />

can deliver.<br />

So they will go as fast as they can.<br />

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The gooddies are all<br />

in that red box.<br />

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And this is really dangerous.<br />

But knowing that you can expect a Panda<br />

or Grab motorcycle to whizz past you at<br />

any given moment helps you a lot.<br />

Because at least you can be aware of this<br />

danger.<br />

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Roundabouts remain for many drivers a mystery.


20 ROUND<strong>ABOUT</strong>S.<br />

NOW, TH<strong>IS</strong> <strong>IS</strong> my last point.<br />

Roundabouts.<br />

Do not expect anyone to know or follow<br />

the rules.<br />

So even if you have already entered the<br />

roundabout, cars or motorcycle will not<br />

necessarily give you the way.<br />

So, I suggest you go with the flow.<br />

And be always aware of what’s going on<br />

around you.<br />

So that you can react to that.<br />

Either slow down, speed up and evade or<br />

circumvent potential dangers.<br />

That’s a good note to end on.<br />

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Always be on the lookout for potential dangers,<br />

be ready to avoid them, and you will be safe!<br />

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CONCLUSION.<br />

I W<strong>IS</strong>H YOU all the best with your<br />

endeavor to drive a car or ride a motorcycle<br />

on Thailand’s roads.<br />

I hope these tips and scenarios, of what<br />

you could may well encounter, has helped<br />

you to get mentally prepared, and become<br />

aware of possible dangers.<br />

So you can avoid them.<br />

And have a driving experience that is as<br />

safe and as pleasant as possible.<br />

Happy driving!<br />

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Endnotes<br />

1 See WHO. Global status report on road safety<br />

2015 (https://www.who.int/violence_injury_<br />

prevention/road_safety_status/2015/en/).<br />

2 See WHO. Global status report on road safety<br />

2018 (https://www.who.int/violence_injury_<br />

prevention/road_safety_status/2018/en/).<br />

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What Is Absolutely Crazy About Riding a Motorcycle<br />

in Thailand: A Must-Have Guide for Those Who Would<br />

Like to Ride a Motorcycle Safely and Avoid Costly,<br />

Painful, and Potentially Deadly Accidents.<br />

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