Macavity vs Trump

Donald Trump was president, and rotten to the core.
He'd rape and lie and cheat and steal; he was outside the law.
He'd gone bankrupt a dozen times and never paid his dues.
But whenever he was challenged, he'd simply say, "Fake news!"
And when the deficit gets bigger, or the wall's not getting done,
Or an intercontinental missile's launched by Kim Jong Un,
Or environmental policies are met with angry boos,
It's pointless to confront Trump, he’ll simply say, "Fake news!"
Donald Trump, Donald Trump, there's no one quite like Donald Trump.
He's failed at everything he's done; he really is a foolish chump.
He's shorter than he claims to be, puts lifts within his shoes.
But when you try to tell him this, he'll simply cry, "Fake news!"
When journalists confront him, he stomps out of interviews
Saying the questioning was biased, before ending with, "Fake news!"
Donald Trump's a massive cunt (according to his niece).
You'd know him if you saw him, for he's clinically obese.
He's had scalp reduction surgery, his hair is stitched in place;
His hands are really tiny, and bright orange is his face.
Like a child, he'll sit arms crossed when given no attention
Or when the words that people say are beyond his comprehension.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump, there's no one quite like Donald Trump.
For he's a fiend in human shape (I won't mention his enormous rump).
His powers of paralipsis deflect his wicked views.
And say that he's a racist, and he'll answer, "That's fake news".
He has no redeeming features; at golf he even cheats.
And when everyone is fast asleep, he sends out spiteful tweets.
And when it is admitted that a child has gone astray,
Or the Covid-19 death toll gets higher by the day,
Or evidence appears that he's a friend of Prince Andrew's –
We know that he'll trot out the words: "Fake news. Fake news. Fake news."
While forests burn, sea levels rise and hurricanes increase
Or another black American is murdered by the police,
Trump's sure to be a-tweeting while a-shitting on the pan
Or engaged in the applying of his orange fake spray tan.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump, there's no one quite like Donald Trump.
I'm not a violent person, but he's got a face I'd love to thump.
So incompetent and fraudulent and all the lies he spews!
But call him out or challenge him, and he'll retort, "Fake news!"
And they say all his enablers whose deeds are widely known
(I might mention Mitch McConnell, I might mention Roger Stone)
Are angels in comparison to Trump, who we can say
Is malevolence personified – the Hitler of today.