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EXIT ZERO<br />
cape may’s peppy periodical • november 5, 2020 • volume 18, number 32<br />
Tricks And Treats<br />
Nauti Spirits Distillery hosted their Haunted Corn Maze every Thursday, Friday and Saturday<br />
night in October to celebrate Halloween. Employees dressed in their best costumes while<br />
visitors enjoyed cocktails and some scares. More photographs inside. Aleksey Moryakov
Active Listings<br />
1011 LAFAYETTE ST.,<br />
UNIT 103, CM<br />
1 BR/1 BA first level<br />
condominium at the<br />
Joseph Leach House.<br />
$225,000<br />
215 APPLE<br />
BLOSSOM DR., NCM<br />
3 BR/1.5 BA home<br />
located on a large<br />
78 x 100 lot.<br />
$269,000<br />
115 OCEAN ST.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
5 BR/5.5 BA home<br />
currently operated as a<br />
whole home vaction<br />
rental. $1,850,000<br />
307 E PACIFIC AVE.,<br />
VILLAS<br />
4 BR/2.5 BA home that<br />
sits on an oversized<br />
75 x 150 lot.<br />
$279,000<br />
320 OAK LN.,<br />
ERMA<br />
5 BR/3 BA home located<br />
on a 125 x 100<br />
corner lot.<br />
$327,500<br />
1306 SCOTT AVE.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
3 BR/ 2.5 BA home with<br />
1,700 sq. ft. of<br />
living space.<br />
$525,000<br />
9 JACKSON ST.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/1 BA corner unit<br />
in The Tides boasting<br />
Ocean Views.<br />
$659,000<br />
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912 CORGIE ST.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
6 BR/3.5 BA home<br />
tucked away on<br />
quaint Corgie Street.<br />
$925,000<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
300 N BEACH<br />
AVE., CMCH<br />
Unique development<br />
opportunity situated<br />
on Bidwells Creek.<br />
$998,000<br />
718 COLUMBIA<br />
AVE., CAPE MAY<br />
6 BR/6.5 BA home with<br />
a complete renovation<br />
underway.<br />
$1,895,000<br />
1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May<br />
609.884.1300<br />
PROPERTY MANAGEMENT<br />
- SPECIALTY CONTRACTOR LIAISON<br />
- PROPERTY WATCH<br />
- MAINTENANCE<br />
www.DREService.com 609.898.1600
10/31: Halloween Party At Nauti Spirits<br />
Tincu<br />
Walker & Taylor family<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.US<br />
WE DELIVER<br />
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ORDER ONLINE OR MAKE YOUR RESERVATION AT<br />
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Kitchen Open<br />
Daily 4-9pm<br />
(Sat 11am-9pm)<br />
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1200 ROUTE 109 S<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
609-884-TOGO<br />
LUCKYBONES.COM<br />
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Indoor & Outdoor Dining Wed-Mon<br />
From 11:30-2:30 & 5:30-9:30<br />
10/31: Halloween Party<br />
At Nauti Spirits<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Cait, Suzan, Sara, Beth, Ali, Ali<br />
322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
609-884-9119 tishasfinedining.com<br />
INDOOR &<br />
OUTDOOR<br />
DINING<br />
11:30-10 daily<br />
Myles, Eli, Kylie, Don<br />
3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />
609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com<br />
Don, Keith, Mike, Jackie<br />
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A Cape May<br />
Classic<br />
since 1926<br />
Saturday, November 7:<br />
DJ Denny Oh 10pm-1am<br />
OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING<br />
All Your Favorite Mug Dishes... Plus Cocktails, Beer & Wine To Go!<br />
426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook<br />
400 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-770-8559<br />
Open for outdoor, indoor seating and curbside<br />
pickup including sealed beer, wine & cocktails<br />
from 11am - 12am daily.<br />
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10/31: Halloween Party<br />
At Nauti Spirits<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Jay, Rich<br />
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FOR YOU THIS FALL.<br />
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Adored by<br />
Visitors...<br />
Loved by<br />
Locals!<br />
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Daniel, Britney<br />
Open Friday, Saturday 8-9<br />
and Sunday 8-2 for inside<br />
and outside dining!<br />
Takeout available.<br />
Beach & Grant 609-884-3772<br />
Steve, Frank, Sandy<br />
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The Best Holiday Dinner<br />
begins at Gaiss’<br />
Our Famous<br />
ITALIAN<br />
CHRISTMAS<br />
SAUSAGE<br />
Available Nov 1 - Dec 31<br />
PLACE YOUR<br />
ORDER TODAY!<br />
Now Taking Thanksgiving All Natural Fresh Turkey Orders<br />
Gaiss’ Own National Award Winning Hickory Smoked Hams<br />
Crown Roasts • Prime Rib Roasts • Ginsburg Ryes<br />
Homemade Salads • Fresh Baked Pies<br />
Custom Cut Choice Meats & Award Winning Sausages<br />
Open Daily 9-6<br />
609-886-5121 • 1215 Bayshore Road, at Bates Avenue • Villas<br />
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The Exit Zero Information Page<br />
Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />
ABOUT US<br />
HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />
REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />
SEND A VACATION PHOTO<br />
Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />
General Manager Cathrine O’Brien<br />
Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan<br />
Content Manager Nicole James<br />
Distribution Manager Terry O’Brien<br />
Artist & More Mike DeMusz<br />
Photographers Aleksey Moryakov,<br />
Gabi Urda<br />
609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />
Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine<br />
is delivered to around 300<br />
establishments in the area. We also<br />
operate a retail store, a restaurant and<br />
a gas station, all under the umbrella<br />
of Exit Zero Filling Station, located at<br />
110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful<br />
Cape Island.<br />
«Email us at photo@exitzero.com<br />
(write Photo Order in subject line) and<br />
tell us the date the photo appeared and<br />
on which page. If you don’t have email,<br />
call us on 609-770-8479.<br />
SUBSCRIBE TO COLOR ISSUES<br />
«Email info@exitzero.com and write<br />
PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or<br />
call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,<br />
but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will<br />
show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!<br />
READ US ONLINE<br />
«We love pictures of our magazine on<br />
vacation. Email your photos and details<br />
to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON<br />
VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT<br />
send hard copies. They don’t print well.<br />
ADVERTISE<br />
Please note: We no longer offer<br />
subscriptions to our weekly magazine.<br />
Too many people were receiving issues<br />
very late or, in some cases, not at all.<br />
That’s all down to the vagaries of sending<br />
by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay<br />
$100 to get EZ delivered first-class (there<br />
is a hardcore of fans who DO this!). Call<br />
609-770-8479 if you’d like to order.<br />
«Although we no longer offer<br />
subscriptions to the weekly issue, you<br />
can still subscribe to the FOUR color<br />
issues we publish every year. Call 609-<br />
770-8479 or order online at ezstore.us.<br />
«You can read our issues online,<br />
courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.<br />
Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and<br />
click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.<br />
Enjoy!<br />
«This magazine is funded through<br />
advertising – so please support our<br />
advertisers! To discuss our affordable<br />
packages, contact Jack Wright on<br />
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com.<br />
u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FUN FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST<br />
We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART<br />
CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit<br />
Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by November 12. Random winner will receive a $20 Exit Zero Filling<br />
Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image Happy hunting!<br />
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Harbor View<br />
RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR<br />
Open for inside and outside dining Thurs-Sun at 11:30am<br />
Voted<br />
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TAKEOUT<br />
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Dogs welcome on our outside deck<br />
Reservations not required<br />
954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY ¯ 609-884-5444 ¯ HARBORVIEWCAPEMAY.COM<br />
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10/31: Halloween Night At<br />
Exit Zero Filling Station<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY SUZANNE KULPERGER<br />
*<br />
Open for first come, first<br />
serve outdoor hostess seating<br />
12-5pm Sunday-Thursday,<br />
12-6pm friday & Saturday<br />
Tish Roussos<br />
*<br />
*<br />
Tastings on the deck Monday-<br />
Friday. Book online at<br />
capemaywinery.com<br />
Wine offerings: By the Bottle,<br />
Featured Wines by the Glass,<br />
Red & White Wine Flights,<br />
1Ltr Carafes & 1Ltr Growlers<br />
*<br />
Tapas Kitchen Open Daily!<br />
Please no outside food or<br />
beverage.<br />
Liz O’Donnell<br />
*<br />
Please practice social distancing<br />
& wear a mask when not seated. We are<br />
hosting groups of 6 guests or less<br />
609-884-1169<br />
711 Townbank Road, North Cape May<br />
CapeMayWinery.com<br />
November 5, 2020 EXIT ZERO Page 11
10/31: Halloween Party At Nauti Spirits<br />
Leslie, Adam, Rio Rob, Casey, Kona Pat, Ami, Rosi<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.US<br />
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Now Open for Indoor<br />
& Outdoor Dining<br />
RESERVATIONS REQUIRED<br />
Open Nightly<br />
Live Piano Satrday Evenings<br />
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Aleathea’s<br />
Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Served Weekends<br />
TAKEOUT 609-884-5555 Ext. 226<br />
aleatheasincapemay.com • 7 Ocean St., Cape May<br />
10/31: Halloween Party<br />
At Nauti Spirits<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Patrick, Katie, Shawn<br />
RESERVE FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER<br />
AND NEW YEAR’S EVEN NOW!<br />
THANKSGIVING<br />
TO GO!<br />
Whole Turkey Dinner<br />
12-14 lbs. • Serves up to 7 • With all the Trimmings<br />
$135.00<br />
Turkey & Ham Platters<br />
PreOrder & PrePaid Only<br />
Pick up times 11 a.m to 2 p.m.<br />
Visit RioStation.com to see our entire Thanksgiving Menu<br />
Megan, Musa, Loren, Eileen<br />
Grande Center Mall • Rio Grande, NJ • 609.889.2000<br />
BLACK FRIDAY BLAST!<br />
ONE DAY ONLY<br />
Buy $100 Gift Card - Get $25 Dining Card reward for you.<br />
Buy $50 Gift Card - Get $10 Dining Card reward for you.<br />
Lora, Alex, Dee<br />
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10/31: Halloween Party<br />
At Cape May Brew Co.<br />
OPEN Mon-Wed 10-8, Thurs 10-9,<br />
Fri-Sat 10-10 & Sun 11-8<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Katie’s bridal shower<br />
To show thanks for your efforts during<br />
these difficult times, Collier’s is offering<br />
a 10% discount on your entire order for<br />
all TEACHERS for the entire month of<br />
November. Thanks for all you do!<br />
202 JACKSON v 609-884-8488<br />
Follow us on Instagram & Facebook for Weekly Specials<br />
Sophia, Courtney<br />
Chris, Jordan, Sean, Penny<br />
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10/31: Halloween Party<br />
At Cape May Brew Co.<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Crew from Avalon<br />
Discover La Mer Beachfront<br />
Resort's Restaurant<br />
Brandon, Christian, Lori, John<br />
10% Military discount on breakfast<br />
and lunch mid-week (Monday-Friday).<br />
Unlimited complimentary coffee or tea.<br />
Must present military ID.<br />
Erin, Allan, Maya, Britten, Penna<br />
1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
609-898-2244 or 609-884-9000<br />
capemaylamer.com/dining<br />
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Undertow<br />
Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />
Here it is, my final column under the<br />
current administration. Will it be<br />
four more years of MAGA annoyingness<br />
and a roaring economy? Or six<br />
weeks of badakathcare and trunalimunumaprzure<br />
before George Lopez takes<br />
over? As I write (11am Sunday morning) we’re<br />
still a few days away from our eternal reckoning<br />
and just don’t know. But what I do know is that,<br />
finally, after four years of obsessive sharing,<br />
your pro-anti-Biden-Trump Facebook posts<br />
will DEFINITELY make a difference. Or most<br />
likely not. Because nobody cares how you vote.<br />
Though we appreciate all your virtue signaling.<br />
(Also, nobody goes on Facebook anymore<br />
because you’ve all ruined it with your politics.)<br />
It is my great hope that we can just turn<br />
the page on Tuesday night and go back to our<br />
normal lives, but if the last four years and,<br />
especially, the last eight months have taught<br />
me anything, it’s that nobody is happy no<br />
matter what.<br />
Speaking of unhappy, it is my solemn duty<br />
to inform you that I write to you this week<br />
through the fog of the worst flu I’ve had since<br />
I was probably 10 years old. Like, seriously<br />
bad. Used to be spending a weekend in bed<br />
was the dream. Now it just means my hips and<br />
shoulders are going to be really sore when I get<br />
up to feed myself because no one else in this<br />
goddamn house will feed me. (Sorry, sorry…<br />
that’s the Nyquil talking.) Anyway, if I’m lucky,<br />
I’ll be dead by Tuesday.<br />
Attention Whores of the Week: (Sorry!<br />
Sorry… it’s the medication, I promise.) Ginny<br />
and Hugh Murray just HAD to be on the cover<br />
of Exit Zero last week, didn’t they? Couldn’t<br />
even let me enjoy the afterglow of being the<br />
previous week’s cover boy, could they? I tell<br />
ya, if they weren’t two of the nicest people in<br />
Cape May who repeatedly go out of their way<br />
to support local arts and businesses, I’d be<br />
pretty sore. (And Ginny, you still owe me $1 in<br />
my G-string.)<br />
We’ve got some pretty cool semi-social<br />
event coming up at EZ. To begin with, our<br />
music schedule has been pared down to TNT<br />
on Fridays and Saturdays, Nancy Malcun on<br />
Wednesdays and Camille Peruto on any other<br />
night that’s over 60 degrees. This is one pretty<br />
talented, awfully good looking lineup, and the<br />
coolest part is this — on Saturday 12/5 (traditionally<br />
the night of the WCM Christmas<br />
parade) we’ll all be performing, inside and<br />
out, from 5-9, culminating in something of a<br />
super group as we all join forces for a final set<br />
of Christmas songs. I cannot WAIT to stand<br />
between these two incredibly gifted singers<br />
and drop in a few harmonies.<br />
For homework, you should all listen to<br />
“Five More Minutes” by The War & The Treaty.<br />
wise men say<br />
only fools rush in<br />
but i can’t help falling in malt with you.<br />
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PORCH SIDE PICK UP AND FREE DELIVERY AVAILABLE. SEE WEBSITE FOR DETAILS.<br />
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Uncle Bill’s<br />
And FAMILY RESTAURANT<br />
And FAMILY RESTAURANT<br />
Open daily<br />
7AM - 2PM<br />
Inside & outside dining<br />
Takeout available<br />
BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY<br />
10am-10pm l Free Delivery<br />
Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052<br />
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We know it’s not a Christmas song<br />
but it’s all about love and damn it<br />
we closing the show with it so be<br />
prepared to sing along. (Nancy<br />
also gets bonus points for playing<br />
“I Saved the World Today” by<br />
Eurhythmics last Wednesday. I’m<br />
telling ya, look out for O’Brien &<br />
Malcun next summer.)<br />
Then on New Year’s Eve, TNT<br />
will be bringing you an acoustic<br />
tribute night, featuring the music<br />
of the Eagles, Neil Diamond and<br />
Bruce Springsteen, 8-12. And…<br />
did I write about all of this last<br />
week? It feels like I wrote about all<br />
of this last week. Anyway, come<br />
one out, it’ll be a lot of fun.<br />
“One ping only, Visaly.”<br />
I’m pretty sure it was Regina<br />
King asking for a table at EZ<br />
during our down hour between<br />
brunch and dinner last Saturday.<br />
Was hard to tell what with all the<br />
masking, but the eyes and hair<br />
were similar. For once I chose to<br />
be circumspect but am now deeply<br />
regretting not yelling, “I LOVED<br />
WATCHMEN!” Because I did.<br />
I pulled into Gaiss’ “parking<br />
lot” during delivery on Thursday<br />
(Gaiss’ is a fantastic deli in Villas<br />
with the best cheesesteaks in Cape<br />
May County, but the parking situation<br />
is hilariously nightmarish)<br />
and I kind of parked somebody in<br />
but I was only going to be there 30<br />
seconds when a hale and hearty<br />
voice booms, “Terry O’Brien!”<br />
This is it, I thought. This is how<br />
I die. Turns out it was just longtime<br />
reader Jim Howe. He asked<br />
after my kids (they’re fine), and if I<br />
still ran into Jason Black (sort-of),<br />
before pointedly staring at my<br />
Highlander. “Ah! You want to<br />
leave! Got it!” Marlene O’Brien’s<br />
boy is quick on the uptake.<br />
Speaking of deliveries, I know<br />
the little masthead on the first<br />
page of this rag says “Distribution<br />
Manager: Terry O’Brien”, but I’d<br />
be nothing without my righthand<br />
person, Melissa O’Donnell.<br />
I’ve been meaning to say this for<br />
months but, well, I’m really bad at<br />
giving other people credit for stuff.<br />
While I’m kind of the big picture<br />
guy, Melissa makes sure all the Is<br />
are dotted and Ts are crossed and<br />
she did a lot (meaning most) of<br />
the (figurative) heavy-lifting on<br />
our color issues and Cool Cape May<br />
books. There was plenty of literal<br />
heavy lifting, as well, but she had<br />
help with that.<br />
A couple of musical observations<br />
from the road — there’s a<br />
new Pearl Jam song that nobody<br />
asked for playing on XPN, and<br />
when I tell you that Eddie Vedder<br />
now sounds like David Byrne<br />
you’ll be unable to un-hear it.<br />
There is also a new Stevie Nicks<br />
song making the rounds that I<br />
thought was Miley Cyrus and I’m<br />
not sure what that says.<br />
My soap, Dove+ Men Care,<br />
has “a patented design and unique<br />
technology.” Does your soap?<br />
Got in the car on Wednesday<br />
and “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”<br />
by Poison was on the radio and<br />
if I had a hammer I would have<br />
smashed it into 1000 pieces.<br />
Katie Dowe of the Week:<br />
Katie Dowe. When I was a little<br />
insecure after putting on an XL<br />
instead of XXL uniform shirt she<br />
said, “No, you look good. I’d tell<br />
you if you looked fat.” Somehow,<br />
I believe her. At least she wasn’t<br />
boasting about her flicking acumen<br />
this time.<br />
I know Cath is mad at me<br />
when I come home and the house<br />
is clean. I don’t like when she’s<br />
mad at me, but I do like a clean<br />
house. Welcome to my TED talk.<br />
I started and just as quickly<br />
stopped watching The Haunting of<br />
Bly Manor on Netflix. If I want to<br />
be lectured by humorless lesbians<br />
for 10 hours I’ll turn on Maddow.<br />
Almost forgot about my<br />
Weekly Weight Watch: 227.5,<br />
which is about where I’ve been<br />
hovering. But now that I’ve taken<br />
the ridiculous step of going public<br />
with it again, I will repeat my<br />
stated desire to get under 200 by<br />
the end of the year. That’s a big<br />
bite, but this flu should give me a<br />
pretty good running start.<br />
’Til next week, go to hell.<br />
(Sorry, sorry… ’til next week, don’t<br />
get caught in The Undertow.)
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GREAT BURGERS &<br />
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& LOCAL BrewS!<br />
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unch<br />
sat & sun<br />
11-2<br />
outdoor dining<br />
at the GAS PUMP<br />
tiki ROOM!<br />
Open daily 3-9, drinks till 10<br />
curbside pickup<br />
Daily from 3pm<br />
Call 609-770-8479 to order. Or online<br />
at exitzero.revelup.com/weborder.<br />
Retail store and gas pumps open daily at 9am<br />
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10/31: Halloween Party<br />
At Cape May Brew Co.<br />
Cape May’s original farm-to-table<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Brew Crew<br />
Fresh Farm-to-Table Take Out Dinner<br />
4-8:30pm Thursday-Saturday<br />
Made from Scratch... Made with Love<br />
Order online at louisascapemay.com/order-online<br />
609-884-5882 • 104 JACKSON STREET<br />
Louisa’s Cafe salads available<br />
for take out in the<br />
Chocolate Bar every day!<br />
Debbie, Jim<br />
Chewbacca<br />
Open Sun-Thurs 11-6, Fri & Sat 11-9<br />
Delicious, American made, artisan<br />
chocolate bars and caramels.<br />
609-884-5519 • 106 JACKSON STREET<br />
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10/31: Halloween Party At Cape May Brew Co.<br />
John, Angela<br />
Kelly, Dennis<br />
Lisa, John Xavier, Natalie Sue, Barb<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.US<br />
Want to be seen<br />
by around 21,000<br />
people every week?<br />
Advertise in EZ!<br />
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com<br />
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The Theater Column<br />
By arts columnist Tom Sims<br />
With this long-awaited election,<br />
consider the cautionary words<br />
of Ambrose Bierce, “People have<br />
as good a government as they<br />
deserve.” The author’s life is the<br />
subject of Nothing Matters, a new online production<br />
from East Lynne Theater Company.<br />
Not a reading or staged recital, but an actual<br />
play. Watching this production will help those<br />
longing to experience a staged performance.<br />
Bierce says, “The simple way to correct<br />
public evils is to put wise and good men in<br />
power. And if you cannot do that you, you<br />
yourselves are not wise and good.” Bierce was<br />
a late 1800s American poet, author, journalist,<br />
war hero, and celebrated author of An<br />
Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge. That work is<br />
often praised as one of the best short stories<br />
in American literature. He said of his own<br />
political aspirations, “I am a journalist and a<br />
poet, but I draw the line no lower.”<br />
In the play, Bierce is played by a genuine<br />
and passionate James Rana. He is visited<br />
by poet Amanda Wentworth (played with<br />
brilliant rapport by Gayle Stahlhuth), who is<br />
seeking advice on her own work. And she gets<br />
advice! She learns a personal history of Bierce<br />
that few know. Once again, ELTC brings a<br />
historical figure to life who may otherwise<br />
fade away. Bierce goes through his humble<br />
beginnings, a soldier during the Civil War, its<br />
aftermath, a journey west, and career in journalism<br />
in San Francisco.<br />
After a brief and stormy time in industry,<br />
Bierce returns to writing and begins to work<br />
at a satirical newspaper where we see much<br />
of his satire begin to surface. We begin to<br />
see some of his definitions, such as “Love: a<br />
temporary insanity curable only by marriage.”<br />
These musings will ultimately be the topic of<br />
his work, The Devil’s Dictionary.<br />
Bierce goes through the unthinkable —<br />
the loss of a child. You feel his recounting<br />
of the grief and understand his summary of<br />
the entire tragedy as he insists that “nothing<br />
matters.” In another story, Bierce was urged by<br />
eccentric, megalomaniac-millionaire William<br />
Randolph Hearst, who needed the journalist’s<br />
endorsement of the Spanish American War to<br />
help his hopeful bid for President.<br />
Nothing Matters is timeless and timely — a<br />
tribute to writers, poets and all who protect<br />
the truth and stand the test of time. In some<br />
cases, prophetic, at other times an insightful<br />
biography. To learn more, including how to<br />
purchase a $15 ticket through November 21,<br />
visit https://www.eastlynnetheater.org/nothing-matters.html.<br />
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A Great Book<br />
Warms the Soul<br />
10/31: Halloween Party<br />
At Cape May Brew Co.<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Cape Atlantic<br />
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City Centre Mall 2nd floor<br />
Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
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Michele, Shannon, Reese, Chas<br />
Just for Laughs<br />
Behnke family<br />
Say it with socks and,<br />
“Sock it to me, baby.”<br />
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I<br />
do love a bath. The thought came to me<br />
the other night as Kitchener and I reenacted<br />
the Battle of Jutland in the tub. I had<br />
just scored a direct hit on Derff linger and<br />
was signaling to Admiral Young Albert<br />
(commanding my reserves from the plug end).<br />
Through the steam and smoke, I could see<br />
Kitchener’s red face and wide mustache, and<br />
around the edge of the bath, the rest of the<br />
household staff, cheering on whichever side<br />
their family lineage demanded. I should mention,<br />
in case you are picturing us in what might<br />
be considered cramped and strange posture,<br />
that the tub measures 15 feet in diameter and<br />
reaches a depth of a fathom near the plug.<br />
Normally I occupy it alone, save for a lifeguard<br />
and a personal retainer — more than<br />
one D’Catur ancestor has been found f loating<br />
face down in their bath over the years. Most<br />
times overindulgence was the culprit, though<br />
assassination is not unknown, so the smarter<br />
D’Catur heirs have all their staff watching<br />
each other. I have, as an added precaution, a<br />
Scuba tank and f lippers concealed under a<br />
The Old Fogey<br />
Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur<br />
secret panel in the shallow end, and the superwide<br />
drain is JUST able to accommodate a<br />
man of slim hip such as myself.<br />
My faithful manservant, Kitchener, loves<br />
our naval reenactments, though more than<br />
once I have caught him aiming at me, rather<br />
than my f leet — we use live ammunition, and<br />
a broadside could take a chap’s eye out, and I<br />
will not go into details as to the damage a stray<br />
underwater torpedo can inf lict.<br />
Mostly, though, I simply soak and think:<br />
most of my truly great ideas have come to<br />
me in that tub, and I confess some brilliant<br />
but ill-conceived ones — scientific study has<br />
shown that after exactly 57 minutes in water,<br />
not only do a person’s fingers go all wrinkly,<br />
but one’s head becomes porous and water plus<br />
whatever bubble bath solution one is using<br />
seeps in, clouding one’s mental processes. My<br />
scheme to make Cape May the world center<br />
for rescue apes from TV shows and movies, for<br />
example, was compassionate and genius. In<br />
practice, 500 neurotic monkeys in little waistcoats<br />
riding around town on tricycles was less<br />
tranquil than hoped for. On THAT occasion<br />
I had to hide under the bathwater breathing<br />
from a straw until my staff drove them off<br />
with flamethrowers and bananas.<br />
And once in a long while I host a bath<br />
party: I shall say no more about that, for fear<br />
of embarrassing many of you by name. Suffice<br />
of to say, if you scent lavender and see a loved<br />
one’s hair looking freshly washed, then they<br />
have attended. The scamps.<br />
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FALL HAS ARRIVED!<br />
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10/31: Halloween Party<br />
At Cape May Brew Co.<br />
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10/31: Halloween Party<br />
At Cape May Brew Co.<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
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ARDEN’S KIDS<br />
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10/31: Halloween Party<br />
At Cape May Brew Co.<br />
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Frank, Louise<br />
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CAPE MAY’S LANDMARK JEWELER<br />
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Mike, Patty<br />
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Dominick, Molly, Donna
The Activity Column<br />
Catherine Dugan’s guide to staying in... this week, relax with a game of bingo!<br />
Take a chance on an old game — bingo.<br />
Bingo is a derivation of Lo Giuoco<br />
del Lotto, a game of chance born in<br />
16th century Italy, played on rectangular<br />
boards, with nine spaces across<br />
and three down. The game was popular in<br />
Europe for centuries under names like keno,<br />
tombola, housy-housy and fortune. Toymaker<br />
Edwin S. Lowe promoted the game in the<br />
United States, adapting a carnival version<br />
known as Beano. With the help of mathematician<br />
Carl Leffler, Lowe sold game sets with<br />
6,000 combinations, thereby reducing duplications<br />
and double winners. Single winners<br />
became the norm so, prizes could be generous.<br />
Bingo was used to raise funds for churches and<br />
charities, as promotion in movie theaters and<br />
as a popular social activity for senior citizens.<br />
Bingo has kept military personnel distracted<br />
during wartime. Teachers use Bingo-style<br />
games to teach multiplication, sight words,<br />
fractions and shapes. During the pandemic,<br />
virtual Bingo games help keep communities<br />
connected. Social media hashtags let you<br />
publicize the alignment of your squares for<br />
“clapped for nurses,” “grouchy spouse,” “full<br />
dishwasher” and “abandoned jigsaw puzzle.”<br />
Make your own Bingo cards for a Zoom<br />
party. Print a blank, five by five board, put<br />
a free space in the middle and make copies.<br />
Label each space something unique —<br />
someone says, “long story short” or “back<br />
to normal” and even “argument breaks out,”<br />
“screen freezes” or “dog knocks something<br />
over.” Or, customize your Bingo cards for a<br />
reality show watch party, using buzzwords or<br />
common situations as spaces. Like, for House<br />
Hunters, spaces could include, “paint is cheap,”<br />
“light and airy,” and “the kitchen needs updating.”<br />
Or, re-watch a beloved movie together<br />
using memorable lines to fill the boards. Have<br />
prizes related to the theme, or a joke prize<br />
like a repurposed bowling trophy from your<br />
pre-pandemic days.<br />
If you prefer a traditional Bingo game<br />
with a caller and snacks, consider “Brunch<br />
and Bingo at the Beach,” presented by MAC.<br />
On Saturday, November 21, from 9:30 to 11:30,<br />
play at Aleathea’s Restaurant in the Inn of<br />
Cape May. Tickets are $25, seating begins 10<br />
minutes before ticket time, masks are required<br />
and parking is available in the lot across the<br />
street. Brunch at Aleathea’s is usually delicious,<br />
and they may be able to accommodate<br />
special seating or dietary restrictions if you<br />
make your request in advance, not on the day<br />
of the event. Visit capemaymac.org for tickets<br />
and information.<br />
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10/24: Charles Antinori’s Halloween Party<br />
Claudia, Alessia, Alesia, Christine, Colleen, Felicia<br />
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10/24: Charles Antinori’s Halloween Party<br />
Pete, Felicia Valentina, Kevin Mandy, Danny<br />
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Don’t miss this year’s entirely<br />
outdoor Christmas Bazaar at<br />
Cape May Presbyterian Church<br />
10/24: Charles Antinori’s<br />
Halloween Party<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
November 7 from 9am-3pm. Find us on the<br />
corner of Decatur Street & Columbia Avenue.<br />
Vendors will be selling crafts, socks, soups,<br />
baked goods —you name it! Rain date November 14.<br />
Alessia, Charlie, Alesia, Christine<br />
Ben, Kevin<br />
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Mandy, Danny, Charlie, Christine, Valentina, Kevin<br />
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10/23: Haunted Corn Maze<br />
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The Quicky Horoscopes<br />
Your near future in two sentences by Molly Stone<br />
AVIATION MUSEUM<br />
AT THE<br />
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• Sit in the cockpit!<br />
• Climb an air-traffic control tower!<br />
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ARIES You will have one of the best Cuban sandwiches of your life at the<br />
Eat Well in Town Bank. You will attempt to recreate it at home until, 36<br />
hours later and elbow-deep in mojito pork, you will admit defeat.<br />
TAURUS: You will adopt a cat from the Cape May County Animal Shelter.<br />
You will name her Agnelicat Houston.<br />
GEMINI: You will read about the NASA mission in 2024 that will land the<br />
first woman on the moon. You will apply to join her crew.<br />
CANCER: You will decide you are bored of turkey stuffed with the regular<br />
trimmings and instead stuff your bird this Thanksgiving with Twinkies.<br />
LEO: You will decide you are super bored with this pandemic and ready for<br />
life to return to normal. You will continue wearing your mask and social<br />
distancing anyway because you are a good human.<br />
VIRGO: You will break out all the Christmas decorations and play Mariah<br />
Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” on loop. You will not feel guilty<br />
for starting early because 2020 has been a dumpster fire of a year and the<br />
world needs this cheer.<br />
LIBRA: You will wonder what Exit Zero Filling Station has planned for its<br />
cute, new camper. You will be pleasantly surprised this holiday season.<br />
SCORPIO: You will see your ex while standing in line at CVS in West Cape<br />
May to buy ultra-strength zit cream in your bleach-stained sweats. You will<br />
run to Wilbraham Park and hide behind a Northern Bayberry tree.<br />
SAGITTARIUS: You will get your flu shot. You will reward yourself with a<br />
chocolate croissant from Chez Michel.<br />
CAPRICORN: You will have a wheatgrass smoothie for breakfast followed<br />
by an hour of interval training. Just kidding — you will eat buttermilk pancakes<br />
from Uncle Bill’s followed by an hour of watching workout videos<br />
from the couch.<br />
AQUARIUS: You will attempt to climb the 199 steps of the Cape May<br />
Lighthouse. You will make it 198 before tiring out and going home.<br />
PISCES: You will decide you hate your name and file to change it, legally.<br />
You will feel inspired by Cape May wildlife and rename yourself Monarch<br />
Blue Heron III.
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Bird Droppings<br />
Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />
We’re down to ducks. You folks<br />
who have waited for fall migration<br />
to kick into gear, dawdled,<br />
too long. Autumn migration is<br />
winding down. Songbirds are<br />
all but spent. Raptors are winding down.<br />
Shorebirds are gone.<br />
Cape May is however a waterfowl-rich<br />
environment. Bunker Pond and nearby<br />
Lighthouse Pond host hundreds of ducks of<br />
multiple species — Mallards, Rakish Northern<br />
Pintails and Dapper Gadwalls. American<br />
Wigeon with their comical, two-note toot and<br />
Ruddy ducks so amiable their bills are twisted<br />
into a smile. Offshore, groups of sea ducks are<br />
passing — strings of dark-bodied ducks that<br />
writhe like bands of smoke across the horizon.<br />
Black Scoters are compact, Surf Scoters<br />
are long-faced and White-winged Scoters are<br />
nearly eider-sized and flash white in the wing.<br />
Eiders are possible — mixed in with the<br />
scooters is the occasional puddle duck. Greenwinged<br />
Teal, Pintail and the occasional diver.<br />
Lesser Scaup, Redhead, Ring-necked Duck or<br />
Long-tailed Duck. The market gunners knew<br />
the Long-tailed as the “South Southerly,” a<br />
phonetic rendering of the males yodeled call.<br />
Canvasbacks are rare and may be found<br />
at Maurice River Cove. Harlequin Ducks? The<br />
jetties at the mouth of the Cape May canal<br />
host the birds in some winters. Barnegat Light<br />
is the regional stronghold for this colorful,<br />
rough and tumble duck of rocky coasts.<br />
The Delaware Bay hosts thousands of<br />
Black Ducks. These hardy birds winter farther<br />
north than any puddle duck and they are a<br />
favorite of mine. Every morning I watch hundreds<br />
of birds head out to the Delaware Bay.<br />
Mergansers? Red-breasted Mergs forage just<br />
beyond the breakers. The Second Avenue Jetty<br />
in Cape May is a favored location. Common<br />
Mergansers? This large sawbill likes freshwater<br />
but can occasionally be seen in the<br />
Delaware Bay. Hooded Merganser? Common<br />
but restricted mostly to tidal creeks, where<br />
the males purring croak alerts their presence.<br />
Good places to observe sea ducks include<br />
the Avalon Sea Watch — visit the CMBO website<br />
for directions — and the Coral Avenue<br />
crossover in Cape May Point. The concrete<br />
ship also attracts a feathered following including<br />
Red-throated Loons and Cormorants.<br />
Dress warmly and bring binoculars<br />
— spotting scopes are ideal for waterfowl<br />
watching. Zoom eyepieces work best. When<br />
birds are back lit, crank up the magnification<br />
which reduces the field of view and turns silhouettes<br />
into birds with color and detail.<br />
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10/23: Haunted Corn Maze At Nauti Spirits<br />
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10/23: Haunted Corn Maze<br />
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Enjoy Cape May!<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Christmas in Cape May<br />
Nov. 20, 2020 - Jan. 7, 2021<br />
Get in the holiday spirit as we celebrate in<br />
Victorian Cape May!<br />
Helen, Aaron, Cory, Dana, Katelyn, Sydney<br />
Mark, Kathy, Theresa, Becky, Debbie<br />
Ann Marie, Sharon, Bill<br />
Tree-Lighting Ceremony<br />
Nov. 21, 2020: 4-8:30pm<br />
Join us as we kick off the holiday season!<br />
Santa will light the tree at 7pm.<br />
Emlen Physick Estate | 1048 Washington St.<br />
HOLIDAY TOURS & EVENTS<br />
Physick Family Christmas House Tours<br />
Holiday Lights Trolley Tours<br />
Evening Yuletide House Tours<br />
Dr. Physick Christmas Tours<br />
Lamplighter Christmas Walking Tours<br />
Santa’s Trolley Ride • Dickens of a Murder<br />
Ghosts of Christmas Past Trolley Tours<br />
Breakfast with Santa<br />
Brunch & Bingo at the Beach<br />
Visit website for more info & full schedule!<br />
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www.capemaymac.org<br />
or call 609-884-5404<br />
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10/23: Haunted Corn Maze At Nauti Spirits<br />
Family fun<br />
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The Answer Lady invites inquiries from<br />
gentle readers on all manner of relationship<br />
quandaries, matters of the<br />
heart and ethics. If you’d like to send<br />
a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or,<br />
simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate<br />
the wisdom herein.<br />
Dear Answer Lady<br />
My boyfriend admitted that he has repeatedly<br />
cheated on me. He says he still loves me<br />
but cannot commit to a “monotonous” relationship.<br />
I am devastated. I didn’t even ask who<br />
these other women were. I couldn’t respond. I<br />
looked at him and went to work. I haven’t seen<br />
him in a week and he hasn’t called. But I know<br />
he will. What do I say? And didn’t he mean<br />
monogamous? — Cheatin’ Heart<br />
Dear Heart<br />
That’s a lot to toss on someone and then<br />
walk away. You have many decisions to make.<br />
Can you deal with an open relationship? It<br />
sounds like you are looking for a monogamous<br />
one. If so, why would you even consider bringing<br />
him — and the pain he inflicts — back into<br />
The Answer Lady<br />
Wise answers to perplexing questions<br />
your life? Also, do you feel worthy of the kind of<br />
love you seek? The Answer Lady hopes you can<br />
say yes. Make that the goal to work toward. The<br />
first step is getting rid of Mr. Wrong. You need<br />
an Autumn Beauty treatment at Cape May<br />
Day Spa to get your chi back in line. Consider<br />
adopting a rescue puppy or kitten from Animal<br />
Outreach to learn about unconditional love. As<br />
to monogamous verses monotony? He knew<br />
what he was saying.<br />
Dear Answer Lady<br />
The usual Christmas morning gathering<br />
my sister hosts every year to open presents<br />
and have brunch is cancelled. Does this mean<br />
I am no longer obligated to buy all her in-laws,<br />
plus my family, a present? PLEASE say yes.<br />
My other siblings do a Pollyanna, but because<br />
I’m single and make a lot of money, my sister<br />
pressures me to buy everyone a gift. I love my<br />
siblings and nieces and nephews, but the rest<br />
of them? Not so much. It’s as if I am being punished<br />
for not having a wife and family of my<br />
own. — Free at Last?<br />
Dear Free<br />
Yes, the Answer Lady thinks your chains<br />
have been cut. Find your own circle of friends<br />
— make your own traditions. Your New Year’s<br />
resolution — expand your horizons, making<br />
your sister’s fete impossible to commit to. As for<br />
buying presents? Of course not. You should’ve<br />
been a part of the Pollyanna. Your sister took<br />
advantage of your good nature. Treat yourself<br />
to a delicious pastry from Madison’s Bakery<br />
and enjoy your new-found freedom.<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />
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HARLEY is a three-year-old, 75-pound boy<br />
who likes to think he’s a lap dog. He came to<br />
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DIEGO is a very well-mannered and loving<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />
CHOOCH was a stray for years, fending for<br />
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household without infecting other pets.<br />
Chooch has had a rough time in life and needs<br />
a loving home that will care to his needs.<br />
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SKINNY BONES is a sixteen-year-old loyal<br />
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10/23: Haunted Corn Maze At Nauti Spirits<br />
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PROPERTY PAGES<br />
Luxurious town home available at Cape Village Town<br />
homes in West Cape May! 847 Broadway, Unit 3 is<br />
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847 BROADWAY, UNIT 3, WEST CAPE MAY<br />
Contact Carol Menz of Coastline Realty on 609-374-0325<br />
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10/23: Ghoul Spring Village At<br />
Historic Cold Spring Village<br />
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BOTTOMLINE CHURCH<br />
New Jersey’s ONLY church that meets<br />
dockside at a Marina<br />
LOCATED AT UTSCH’S MARINA — D DOCK<br />
sunday worship services @ 8am<br />
tuesday bible study @ 7pm<br />
Come by Boat, Car, Bike or Walk<br />
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Brady, Ann, Kristen, Matt<br />
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815 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
DENNIS J. SPILKER<br />
Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038<br />
KEVIN J. BEARE<br />
Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 3806<br />
John, Noah<br />
Cherishing Life’s Moments<br />
609-884-3793<br />
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Cape Island’s Top Producing, full service real estate agency that has been representing all of<br />
Cape May County since 1974. Consistently representing the most buyers & sellers in the<br />
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Listed $1,899,999<br />
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Listed $225,000<br />
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19 JEFFERSON ST,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
7 Bedrooms | 3 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />
Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />
104 IDAHO AVE,<br />
VILLAS<br />
4 Bedrooms | 3 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Jason Casella,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-408-4038<br />
249 INDIAN TRAIL RD,<br />
CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />
Listing Agent: Anne Barry,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-602-3402<br />
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52 BROOKS AVE,<br />
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Residential Vacant Lot<br />
Listing Agent: Andrew Scrivani,<br />
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Updated<br />
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Listed $1,978,000<br />
16 CHURCH ST,<br />
DENNISVILLE<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Tai Menz,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-602-8061<br />
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324 ALEXANDER AVE,<br />
CAPE MAY POINT<br />
4 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths<br />
Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />
Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />
401 W HILDRETH AVE, UNIT 4,<br />
WILDWOOD.<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />
Listing Agent: Tai Menz,<br />
Sales Associate, 609-602-8061<br />
941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005<br />
817 & 819 STOCKTON AVE,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
7 Apts | Ocean Views<br />
Listing Agent: Ami Menz, Broker<br />
Associate, 609-425-5756
HOLLY STEGER<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
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Contact me for a<br />
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Holly@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
SOLD! October 28, 2020 | Buyer’s Agent<br />
406 Winslow Ave, North Cape May<br />
3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths $375,000<br />
MARGARET<br />
KITTNER BETHEL<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
SOLD! Buyer’s Agent<br />
3 Bedrooms | 3 Baths<br />
Ocean views, heated pool,<br />
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2013, 2014, 2015 & 2016<br />
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MBethel@CoastlineRealty.com<br />
1621 BEACH, UNIT 8, CAPE MAY<br />
301 HOLMES, NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
SOLD! Seller’s Agent<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths<br />
Whole House Generator.<br />
Fenced rear yard.<br />
Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com<br />
CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps<br />
NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2019<br />
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10/23: Ghoul Spring Village At Historic Cold Spring Village<br />
Kara, Kaitlin Luke, Dan Brandon, Corinne<br />
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512 Washington Mall<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-8428<br />
cbcapemay.com<br />
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IT’S BETTER ON BROADWAY<br />
517 Broadway, West Cape May<br />
Asking Price $950,000<br />
Westside Market is West Cape May, Cape May and Cape<br />
May Point’s premier deli, hoagie shoppe, fresh meat<br />
market, groceries and caterer. This profitable business<br />
offers the area’s BEST cheesesteaks and hoagies. NJ State<br />
lottery with approval. Plenty of parking, walk-in coolers<br />
and freezers, warehouse for storage and office. Offpremise<br />
catering. Business is being sold ready to make<br />
money. All equipment included.<br />
EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />
LISTING AGENT<br />
William “Yogi” Kurtz<br />
Realtor Sales Associate<br />
609-780-6557<br />
wkurtz@cbcapemay.com
10/23: Ghoul Spring Village At Historic Cold Spring Village<br />
Jeanie<br />
Holly<br />
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512 Washington Mall<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-8428<br />
cbcapemay.com<br />
PRISTINE DELAWARE BAY FRONT LOT<br />
75 Pierces Point Road,<br />
Cape May Court House<br />
Asking Price $215,000<br />
This residential vacant lot on a raised dune slopes<br />
from the beach to a partially cleared area and<br />
Pierces Pond. One side of the property has vinyl<br />
fencing denoting the property line. Access is from<br />
the north end on a stoned right of way. Septic,<br />
well, CAFRA, building permits are the responsibility<br />
of the buyer. Great location to enjoy nature!<br />
EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />
LISTING AGENT<br />
Suzann Callinan<br />
Sales Associate<br />
Cell 609-675-6302<br />
smcallinan@verizon.net<br />
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FOR SALE<br />
542 New England Rd,<br />
Lower Township<br />
Brad<br />
Bay Springs Farm is located in the center of a rare natural dune forest on<br />
the island of Cape May. This oasis consists of a 10 acre parcel, 4,445 sq ft of<br />
living split between a 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath home and a loft efficiency guest<br />
quarters above a large 2 bay garage. Listed at $1,950,000<br />
Gail Wilsey-Morrison<br />
Broker Associate<br />
609-602-0405 cell<br />
gailwilsey@gmail.com<br />
Long & Foster Real Estate<br />
501 Lafayette Street,<br />
Cape May<br />
609-884-1007<br />
Matthew<br />
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512 Washington Mall, Cape May • 609-884-8428 • cbcapemay.com<br />
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Jersey Cape<br />
Realty<br />
SALES & RENTALS<br />
10/23: Ghoul Spring Village At<br />
Historic Cold Spring Village<br />
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406 Alexander Ave,<br />
Cape May Point<br />
Heijung Park-Colameco<br />
Broker / Sales 609-602-8641<br />
Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com<br />
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JCR represented both sellers & buyers.<br />
Another seamless transaction!<br />
Christie, Jeffrey<br />
Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />
Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner<br />
739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com<br />
Kathleen Satt<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.972.4014<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
KSatt@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Teacher John and kids<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
307 E PACIFIC AVE.,<br />
VILLAS<br />
4 BR/2.5 BA home with city<br />
sewer, new HVAC and forced<br />
hot air located 5 blocks to the<br />
Bay. $279,000<br />
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UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
411 BAYWYN RD.,<br />
CAPE MAY BEACH<br />
3 BR/2 BA home located one<br />
block to the Delaware Bay.<br />
The home sits on 50 x 100 lot.<br />
$389,500<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
Eaton, Taylor
10/23: Ghoul Spring Village At Historic Cold Spring Village<br />
Donna, Pat Wes, Rilla Lana, Chris<br />
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Ryan Griffin<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.602.5578<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
SOLD!<br />
309 BEACH DR.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
Buyer’s Broker<br />
Closing Date: 10/19/2020<br />
$999,999<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
1306 SCOTT AVE.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
Beautifully updated 3 BR/2.5<br />
BA home with 1,700 sq. ft. of<br />
living space.<br />
$525,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
66 CAPE WOODS RD.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
Nicely maintained<br />
2 BR/2 BA home in Cape<br />
Woods.<br />
$285,000<br />
RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
9 JACKSON ST.,<br />
UNIT 201, CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/1 BA corner unit in The<br />
Tides boasting ocean views.<br />
Excellent rental history.<br />
$659,000<br />
SOLD!<br />
1342 MISSOURI AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
Listing Broker<br />
Closing Date: 10/16/2020<br />
$635,000<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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107 W Grant St, W Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths - $1,895,000<br />
503 Holly Ave, Cape May Point<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $749,900<br />
1505 Tidewater, Rio Grande<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $315,000<br />
Designer Home<br />
Incredible home in wonderful location<br />
with fabulous interior and furnishings.<br />
Has an amazing rental income. Don’t miss<br />
this one!<br />
600 Kennedy Dr, N Wildwood<br />
2 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $429,900<br />
Seacrest Towers, Unit 708<br />
Premier penthouse unit with huge private<br />
balcony with unobstructed ocean views.<br />
Park 2 cars, heated swimming pool,<br />
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710 Columbia Ave, Cape May<br />
7 Bedrooms | 7 Baths - $1,299,000<br />
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Beautiful, well-maintained townhome in<br />
this 55+ community for active adults with<br />
clubhouse, gym, and in-ground pool.<br />
937 Columbia Ave, Cape May<br />
Columbia Plaza, Suite 3 - $350,000<br />
Office/Professional<br />
Large 1240 s.f. office, presently<br />
Optometrist’s office, with reception area,<br />
exam rooms, private office, display area,<br />
lab room, full bath. Ample parking<br />
12 S Ninth St, Del Haven<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Baths - $165,000<br />
Bacchus Inn<br />
This charming inn is currently operating<br />
as a tourist guest house but can easily be<br />
used as a spacious single-family home.<br />
Walk everywhere!<br />
Canterbury Manor, Unit #4<br />
Large, comfortable unit in Victorian Era<br />
building. Completely modernized. Great<br />
income producing property or live there<br />
yourself.<br />
Adorable Cottage<br />
Just a few blocks to the Bay with original<br />
hardwood floors, eat-in kitchen, full<br />
laundry room, and 1-car detached<br />
garage.<br />
Open 7 days a week<br />
With our full-time professional Realtors<br />
& a fully dedicated rental team<br />
609-884-5800<br />
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Historic Cold Spring Village<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Todd H. deSatnick<br />
Broker of Record<br />
Direct:609.780.2033<br />
Office:609.884.1300<br />
Email:<br />
TDesatnick@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Sandy, Abigail, Addison, Adam, Ashton<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
7100 OCEAN AVE., UNIT<br />
202, WILDWOOD CREST<br />
1 BR/1 BA Ocean Place<br />
Condominium with luxury<br />
amenities.<br />
$320,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
1527-1529 YACHT AVE.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
Development opportunity.<br />
Site plan, survey, CAFRA<br />
permit and other documents<br />
available. $1,999,999<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
Donte, Gavin, Marissa<br />
MaryAnn Donahue<br />
Broker Associate<br />
Direct:484.614.5798<br />
Office:609.884.1300<br />
MAD@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Make Your Shore Home Dreams Come True<br />
Call MaryAnn & Start Packing!<br />
Black Vulture, Digger, Picker, Seller<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
3167 S 9 ROUTE,<br />
RIO GRANDE<br />
1.89 acres of prime real estate<br />
located in the heart of<br />
Rio Grande!<br />
$1,900,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
115 OCEAN ST.,<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
5 BR/5.5 BA home currently<br />
operated as a vacation rental<br />
with established rental<br />
history. $1,850,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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THANKSGIVING<br />
TURKEY HARVEST<br />
at Beach Plum Farm<br />
At Beach Plum Farm, we value and celebrate the connection between<br />
our land and animals, and the food that they provide. This year, we invite you<br />
to participate in this special connection with our Thanksgiving Turkey Harvest.<br />
We believe knowing exactly where your food comes from—the knowledge of an animal’s living<br />
conditions, treatment and preparation—is obfuscated in our modern food system. This Thanksgiving,<br />
we extend the invitation to all interested to harvest your own turkey from Beach Plum Farm.<br />
This year’s annual Turkey Harvest is timed to coincide with Thanksgiving; we want to give you the chance<br />
to witness how your turkey has been raised, to work with our farmers in the Harvest,<br />
and to prepare your own turkey to serve on your family’s Thanksgiving table.<br />
LEARN MORE & RESERVE YOUR TURKEY AT<br />
BeachPlumFarmCapeMay.com/TurkeyHarvest