Domination & submission _ the BDSM relationship handbook ( PDFDrive )

You can’t fake being a Dominant. You can fake being a top. The same goes for
Subs.
When I was an Army Ranger, sometimes other soldiers would tell me, “I could
do that, if I wanted to.” I’d always reply: Maybe so, but then no one ever really
wants to go hungry for a week, sleep in a swamp, or parachute out of a perfectly
good airplane into pitch darkness, do they? That’s the difference between me
and you. Neither of us wants to do that, but I do it anyway.
For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold that make your poop sparkle.
How have I lived this long without sparkly poop?
Emotional whiplash: Being irresistibly attracted to a beautiful young woman
while simultaneously coming to the realization that I probably have food in my
refrigerator older than she is.
If you’re looking for a real partner, then you need to be real. This is doubly so
online. If you want a phony partner, then go ahead and misrepresent yourself.
A submissive who says she trusts you, but doesn’t believe you, doesn’t trust you.
A highway patrol officer pulled me over the other day and told me, “Contrary to
popular belief, we don’t have a frequent flyer program along this stretch of
freeway.” He wrote me a ticket, and then said, “This ain’t Cheers. It’s not a
good thing when we all know your name.”
There's a time and a place for everything. Like, right now, your panties belong
in your panty drawer.
I have to see a doctor every few years about my ADHD medications. Today,
when I saw him, he asked me if I was OCD. I said, “I don’t think so. Why do
you ask?” He replied, "Most people just fill out our questionnaires. You
redesigned them."
My new and improved Golden Rule: Dom unto others and you would have God
Dom unto you.