Domination & submission _ the BDSM relationship handbook ( PDFDrive )

I always bring a pig-slapper to a flogger fight. I don’t even know what that
means. I honestly just love the sound of it.
"Pussy spanking" sounds so severe. Try to think of it as an open-handed, rapidfire,
impact massage for your clitoris.
Saran Wrap is the Bondage Gods' way of telling you not to take your BDSM
toys - or yourself - too seriously. Always buy an extra roll. Or ten.
People are like M&Ms. They come in a variety of colors, they're hard on the
outside, and full of obscene yumminess on the inside.
I love redheads. It’s not the hair color, it’s the crazy.
I need a little sign in my car that says, "For your own safety, please buckle your
seat belt, ankle cuffs, wrist restraints and ball gag."
Questions real people actually ask me: "So, do you know a lot about sex?" No,
I just write books about it.
I wouldn't say I'm terribly religious, but I am looking for someone who's really
into cock worship.
Some days, I ponder the mysteries of the universe. Other days, about the best I
can do is wonder why "now" and "snow" don't rhyme.
Some people are a complete waste of our time. Others are a complete waste of
our oxygen.
I prefer my version: "Abstinence makes the hard-on seek fondlers."
If this day gets any slower, I'll be moving backward in time. Can we stop at age
21 please? That would be really cool.
Entering into or even considering a D/s relationship knowing that you cannot
trust is a little like skydiving without a parachute. It may start out great, but it
never ends well.
Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look
like in 20 years. Did I just say that out loud?
I don’t care about your excuses. I don’t care about anyone’s excuses; not even
my own. Either we accomplish what we have set out to do, or we don’t. Not