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EXIT ZERO 

cape may’s peppy periodical • october 22, 2020 • volume 18, number 30 

Fangs For Funds 

Exit Zero Filling Station staged Young Dracula for the 2021 West Cape May Christmas Parade 

fundraiser on October 13. The cast from left: Jeff Sharkey, Miranda DeLong, Terry O’Brien, 

Lisa Weck, Kevin Ebner and Amanda Brough. More photographs inside. Aleksey Moryakov

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Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some 

ABOUT US 

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO 

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER 

SEND A VACATION PHOTO 

Editor & Publisher Jack Wright 

General Manager Cathrine O’Brien 

Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan 

Content Manager Nicole James 

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Artist & More Mike DeMusz 

Photographers Aleksey Moryakov, 

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609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com 

Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine 

is delivered to around 300 

establishments in the area. We also 

operate a retail store, a restaurant and 

a gas station, all under the umbrella 

of Exit Zero Filling Station, located at 

110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful 

Cape Island. 

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Too many people were receiving issues 

very late or, in some cases, not at all. 

That’s all down to the vagaries of sending 

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Where We’re Eating 

Here’s what the EZ team were chowing on this week 

RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR 

Outside Deck Open Daily 11:30am 

Happy Hour Mon-Fri 3-6pm 

Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or, 

maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s 21+ Extended evening hours 

excellent dining establishments. Everything is totally different 

on the food landscape these days, but in the interests of 

5-8pm on Fridays, Featuring an 

additional menu from our kitchen 

the public, we are still venturing out there and enjoying the 

victuals provided by local eateries. 

Voted 

The place: The Pretzel Shop in Cape May Court House, near the Live Music Fridays 5-7:30pm 

hospital. 

THE BEST 

TAKEOUT 

Sushi daily 

* 

and Saturdays 2-5pm 

The exit: Ten. (Oh, c’mon, it’s not that far. You can cross the bridge 

Happy Hour 

NOW 

on our 

from time to time, and you should know that Cape May Court House, 

in NJ! 

AVAILABLE 

outside deck 

aka COHO, is the new hot spot.) 

Tastings on the deck Monday- 

The style: Take-out. We’ve eaten Pretzel Shop offerings on road * 

trips to a far off land called Delaware and, most recently, during a 

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beach picnic at the Cove. They’re very portable! 

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The savory stuff: Expect Philadelphia-style soft pretzels. Diane’s 

originally from Philly, and she can attest — that’s not just lip service; 

Wine offerings: By the Bottle, 

they really ARE Philly style. And we’d expect no less... the owners * 

of this doughy joint are born and raised in the city of brotherly love. 

Featured Wines by the Glass, Red & 

Jack has always professed himself a non-fan of pretzels, but this place White Wine Flights, 1Ltr Carafes & 

converted him. You can get the goods in in regular, mini or nugget 

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size. Hot tip: That house honey mustard dip is chef’s kiss. 

The other savory stuff: Prefer your pretzels more Bavarian? 

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chicken option. No, wait. The rosemary and mozzarella is our fave. 

No, wait again — the spinach and feta. Geez, it’s like Sophie’s Choice Please practice social distancing 

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The sweet: Ice cream. Homemade. Delicious. We don’t know 

are hosting groups of 6 guests or less 

what brambleberry is, but we’d eat it again. 

The on-deck meal: We haven’t tried their breakfast sandwich yet, 

Dogs welcome 

but it’s on our list. Egg, avo and pork roll or sausage on a pretzel bagel? 

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Sounds exactly like the comfort food 2020 ordered. 

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Where Did EZ Go On Vacation? 

Colonel Rich at Boulder Field in Hickory Run State Park 

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ROVING CORRESPONPONDENT 

Anne Kelly at the base of Hawk Falls near Jim Thorpe, PA 


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Undertow 

Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence 


Jeff Sharkey, Terry O’Brien 

You can all exhale (as I’ve been doing 

for several days straight), the long 

national nightmare is over. Young 

Dracula has come and gone. It had a 

beginning, a middle and an end and 

nobody got hurt so... the metric by which I 

measure the baseline success of a show. On 

top of that, it was also a hell of a lot of fun. I 

had forgotten how much I enjoyed prowling 

the stage spouting stupid jokes, one-liners and 

ad-libs (of which there were plenty, as, though 

I remembered a shockingly high percentage of 

my lines, there were a few, uh, gaps to be filled). 

The run up to the show was fraught, with 

weather delaying it by a day (sorry to the guests 

who could not make the switch from Monday 

to Tuesday, you missed a good time), no idea 

what the stage was going to look like (Ryan 

Long and his Riddlesbrood Touring Theater 

Co. trucked down this mobile stage rig, which 

was awesome, but we didn’t see it until day-of) 

and my very deep concern that the show would 

not go over very well (a concern that had me 

flop-sweating when the first scene in the first 

show went laugh-free despite several of my 

brilliant jokes). 

But those worries swiftly passed as the 

day wore on. Despite some morning sprinkles 

the weather held off and the grey, overcast 

skies actually became part of the scenery, the 

stage and set came together beautifully and 

once everyone understood it was that kind of 

show (think Blazing Saddles meets Airplane), the 

laughs were loud and plentiful. 

My castmates all settled in and, once we 

got going, it was like falling off a bike. Amanda 

Brough was Laurel to my Hardy as Mrs Leach, 

the grumpy housekeeper in constant gastrointestinal 

distress. Jeff Sharkey was suitably stupid 

as Ben Fields (Renfield?). I wrote this part 

for myself and originated it in 2017, but Jeff’s 

inherent, natural stupidity lifted it to a whole 

new level. (ZING!) Miranda DeLong brought 

her millennial angst and cutie-patootiness to 

the part of Carolina Franklin, her lovelorn character 

getting some of the biggest laughs of the 

night. Lisa Weck brought a vapid innocence to 

the part of Isabella, Dracula’s daughter, which is 

a real feat of acting as Lisa is neither vapid nor 

innocent. And Kevin Ebner did some Capital 

A ACTING! as Nevada Smith (totally not a 

rip-off of Indiana Jones) and was something 

of the company cheerleader; as Kevin goes, 

we go. Also helpful was Taran Christen, who 

played all of our sound cues at the right times 

and, more importantly, fed the title character 

the lines he could not remember. 

Finally, there was me, the glue that held our 

gears together, the sugar in our gas tank, the 

iceberg right ahead. To call this show dumb is 

an insult to the word dumb. Gloriously, delir- 

Jeanie, Ted, Karen 

wise men say 

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iously stupid defines it better. So 

dumb we enter this kind of tantric 

zen where everything disappears 

into a swirling vortex of stupid. It’s 

really my crowning achievement. 

Most importantly, both shows 

were nearly sold out (65+ at the 

4:30pm seating, 75+ at the 7pm) 

meaning the 2021 West Cape May 

Christmas parade will be getting 

a decent chunk of change ($2720 

to be precise), thanks to all of you 

who attended. 

Major, major props are due 

to the kitchen and wait staff who 

did remarkably well, with the first 

show starting on time and the 

late. Lily Collins as the title character 

is very engaging and the 

story, while a trifle, keeps moving. 

It also confirms what I’ve long 

suspected — French people are 

snooty assholes. 

Driving 45 minutes to the 

nearest Chick-Fil-A with my kids 

and ordering $70 worth of food 

while getting nothing for myself 

is the bravest thing I’ve ever done 

as a parent. 

My delivery route got off to a 

flying start when my alarm went 

off at 6am and I thought, “Why 

is my alarm set for Wednesday 

morning? Delivery is Thursday!” 

second show starting 10 minutes So I went back to sleep. For 

early. This is especially impressive three minutes. Then bolted up 

considering it was EZ’s first foray in a panic. “OH MY GOD IT’S 

into dinner theater. 

THURSDAY!” I’d have bet you 

So, one final giant THANK 

$100 it was Wednesday. Again, the 

YOU to everyone involved. It was a 

life of a famous actor. 

special night. And, as feared, Jack 

“Waiting for You” by Gordon 

Wright liked it so much he wants 

Vincent should have been, at 

minimum, on regular rotation at 

to do it again. So we may try to get 

WXPN. That that song was not 

something together for Christmas, 

a major hit in this singer-songwriter 

era is a total mystery. 

though spring is more likely. But… 

we’ll see. 

This week it was Gaiss’ 

Reality Check of the Week: 

Market in Villas bailing me and 

After those two stellar performances 

as Young Dracula where 

my failing bladder out of a jam. 

I could just not drink any coffee 

I had the world on a string, the 

or soft drinks during my delivery 

crowd in the palm of my hand, I 

route, but that would remove all 

had to drag my ass out of bed to go 

the adventure! Also, Gaiss’ has the 

wait tables Wednesday morning. 

best cheesesteaks in the area and 

Showbiz. It will humble you. 

it’s not particularly close. 

Tom Sims was 1-for-2 in his 

Ruben Nunez, I want you to 

movie column last week. Midnight 

know that, just because I write 

Special is, indeed, a great flick. 

about your brother more, it doesn’t 

I contend his praise did not go mean I don’t like you, I just see him 

far enough, but... ’tis a quibble. more because I use his restroom 

Utopia was… meh. The concept every week (it has a bunch of cool 

and premise were quite interesting 

until it devolved into the is the best Mexican around and, 

Marvel decals). El Pueblo Taqueria 

same tired, cliche-ridden, “man is again, it’s not really close. 

the REAL disease!” horse hockey A woman told me the other, 

that’s been retread since The “You look damn good.” Another 

Twilight Zone. And I’ve never seen a 

show work harder to make its lead 

characters so unlikeable. 

Conversely, as I’ve been writing 

to you this week, I popped 

said, “Looking good, keep it up.” 

It’s possible they were just being 

friendly and encouraging. It’s also 

possible they were flirting with me 

and my Flirt Sensor is faulty from 

on Emily in Paris on Netflix for lack of use. 

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Hmmm…) and it’s currently the ’Til next time, don’t get caught 

reason why my column is now in The Undertow. 


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Like a good courtroom drama? Who 

doesn’t? Start with the fight for justice, 

throw twists and turns, and add a surprise 

witness. You have one person to 

thank for the modern-day courtroom 

drama — Perry Mason. Well, you can’t thank 

Mason — because he’s fictional. He is one 

of the most successful fictional trial lawyers 

ever. In fact, he’s the undisputed leader. 

Written by Eric Stanly Gardner, Perry 

Mason first appeared in the 1930s editions 

of Saturday Evening Post and Toronto Star 

Weekly. The novels began in 1933 with two 

published nearly each year for more than 30 

years. My favorite titles in the series — The 

Case of the Lucky Legs, The Case of the Caretaker’s 

Cat and The Case of the Stuttering Bishop. Don’t 

write’m like that anymore! 

The three best-selling book series of all 

time? First, Harry Potter, second, Goosebumps, 

and third, Perry Mason. Nancy Drew, Twilight and 

Lord of the Rings are further down that list. 

I picked up the stories with reruns of 

the TV series that ran before my time — 

The Movie Column 

By arts columnist Tom Sims 

1957-1966. The legendary Raymond Burr 

played Mason — and he captured the folklore 

famously. He took on impossible cases with 

even more impossible odds. He called in surprise 

witnesses. He drew confessions from 

wrongdoers right there on the stand! Sound 

familiar, Law and Order fans? Thank Mason! 

HBO released its first season of a reimagined 

Perry Mason earlier this year. It was well 

done! Set in the 1930s, it had a look and feel 

that was unmistakably nostalgic for the era. 

Robert Downey, Jr., producer, was going to 

play the title character. Schedules conflicted, 

so the story goes, and Matthew Rhys takes the 

part. It’s just as well, after Downey’s Sherlock 

Holmes could I have taken him seriously? 

You may remember Rhys as the journalist 

opposite Tom Hanks in A Beautiful Day in the 

Neighborhood last year. He is exceptional as 

Mason, who takes on tough cases, but only 

one the whole season. He seems more desperate 

in this series than he ever was in real life 

— oh, I mean in the show from the 60s. We get 

more backstory in 2020 than what I remember 

from the Burr series. 

Rhys’ Mason drops more F-bombs than 

Burr or any other adaptation ever did! For me, 

that was a little off putting at first. And the 

story can drag a little — not enough to lose 

me, just enough to notice. But the authenticity 

of the sets, props, and fashion start to balance 

that out. In the end, the acting, characters, and 

courtroom drama is outstanding. I’d give a 

second season a try. Mason still got it. 

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The Old Fogey 

Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur 

We shall not talk of trick or treating 

again. We are embarrassed 

and contrite over the explosion 

in the wee small hours that 

scattered chunks of pumpkin 

and at least two Wildwooders over a large 

part of the city. It wouldn’t have happened 

if our lanterns had been carved from the 

traditional turnips rather than 3,000lbs of 

mushy pumpkin: turnips are small, hard 

and cheerless and the mere act of hewing the 

inside out leaves a grown man weak. 

Pumpkins, on the other hand, are soft as 

an Englishman (as Ma used to say... hmm, 

there’s a theme here but I can’t quite grasp it) 

and virtually carve themselves, leaving the 

creative and drunken Hallowe’en-ers time 

and energy to, say, think it would be amusing 

and spectacular to stuff the insides with 

gunpowder, and then stand around slackjawed 

as the fuse burned down. 

But no more: I doubt we will ever we 

scrub the stench from our rooftops and 

pavements, and I fear more that those empty-headed 

Wildwooders, who regained what 

passes for consciousness in their ilk and 

staggered away bumping fists and shouting 

“duuuuuuude! Best ride ever!” and vowing to 

make it “#1” on the Wildwood Party Calendar 

next year (I, too, am puzzled as to how they 

managed to pronounced the hashtag symbol). 

Obviously, we will blow the bridges on 

October 30 next year, but they are a cunning 

lot, and have in the past been known to pop 

up out of drains, giving Cape May the apperance 

of a giant wack-a-mole game. 

Anyway, we are done. Our focus now 

needs to be on Thanksgiving. Obviously I 

have mixed feelings on that day: I did after 

all counsel against assisting the settlers: 

“They’re not to be trusted,” I said, “look at 

their pale faces and shifty eyes! They will 

take our food, then before we know it there 

will be strange self-propelled metal carriages 

running all over our land, and vast 

boxes full of fat people and cheap un-nutritious 

food. 

“Also, check out the blankets they’ve 

given us... is that a scab in one? I’m not 

wrapping myself in THAT!” Obviously 

I had a touch of what granny called The 

Gift, that very same preternatual sense 

that shortly after had me quietly assume 

the identity of a white fop of means. We’ve 

always had a knack of being on the winning 

side, us D’Caturs. Except at The Alamo. And 

Waterloo. And possibly Culloden, if my suspicions 

are correct 



 

Adehl, Kayla Kathy, Peter Donna, Jerry 


A CAPE MAY TRADITION 

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PUMPKIN PIE FUDGE IS NOW IN SEASON! 

PLUS... Premium Chocolates 

Saltwater Taffy & Homemade Caramel Corn 

Hand-Dipped Ice Cream & More! 

OPEN EVERY DAY IN CAPE MAY 

On the Washington Street Mall and on the Promenade 

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CAN’T MISS! 

Celebrate the onset of sweater weather 

if you like, but I prefer to think of 

October as the beginning of teatime. 

Tea is more than just six ounces of 

hot liquid in a pretty cup. It’s a bit 

of magic, an invitation to chat and a nod to 

America’s roots. 

Tea was born with a hint of whimsy almost 

5000 years ago when wild leaves blew into 

Emperor Shen Nung’s hot water. The brew 

caught on, not only as a refreshing beverage, 

but as a cure for several illnesses. It seemed 

like magic — tea can somehow energize 

lethargic patients and reduce insomnia, calm 

the brain and provoke thought and stimulate 

the appetite and reduce fat. Science recently 

identified compounds in tea that explain these 

effects, but other tea benefits remain mysterious. 

Somehow, it seems that whatever 

the question is, tea provides the answer. An 

invitation to share a cup is a tongue loosener 

— there’s a reason “spilling the tea” is slang for 

revealing the truth. Perhaps that’s the explanation 

for accuracy among fortune tellers who 

The Activity Column 

Catherine Dugan’s guide to staying in... this week, enjoy a cup of tea! 

read tea leaves — we reveal more than we 

intend as we sit and sip. Some mediums will 

pour an extra cup for the spirits who might 

visit during a seance. Others will use tea-like 

infusions in cleansing rituals designed to signal 

ghosts that it’s time to leave, just as a host 

might serve it to signal that the party is over. 

Around election time, tea can help 

Americans remember our rebellious birth. 

Though the Boston Tea Party in 1773 was an 

unpopular protest condemned by the likes of 

George Washington and Benjamin Franklin, 

the Crown’s over-the-top reaction in the form 

of the “Intolerable Acts” fueled revolutionary 

fervor and led to the first Continental 

Congress. Boston’s small rebellion led to large 

rebellion — the Declaration of Independence 

was treasonous and had things gone the other 

way, all signers could have been executed with 

their survivors left penniless. The least we can 

do to show our gratitude is cast a ballot. 

Cape May offers many places to enjoy a 

cup of tea, from Coffee Tyme to Avalon Bagel 

to Tommy’s Folly. At Magic Brain on Perry 

Street, you can add a scone or other pastry. 

You’ll find the perfect brew for your needs 

at Tea by the Sea — lavender to soothe you, 

lemon to perk you up, strawberry daiquiri 

tea if you’re already missing summer. There 

are also wine bags and cookbooks for your 

holiday shopping. Love the Cook has great 

coffee and a wide selection of teas, along with 

a magical scone mix you can’t miss. 

Hats Tees Tanks Sweatshirts Hoodies Zip-Ups Masks Art 

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Cathrine, Sammy, Olivia, Nicole, Jack 

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CAPE MAY’S LANDMARK JEWELER 

“I love it!” 

Fay, George, Michael, David 

Please welcome the newest 

member of Sarah Slade... 

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Nail Technician & Stylist 

Not Your Grandmother’s Jewelry! 

407 Washington Street Mall • 609-884-0334 • HenrysCM.com 

Cape May’s exclusive Pandora retailer 

Roberta Stopyra, Debbie Filippini, Diane Stopyra 

Try our new seasonal 

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10/13: Around 

6:30pm At Delaney’s 


Carol, Jessica 

Randy, Wendy 

Katie, Lauren 

Maria, Sabrina, Seth 

Take The Chill 

Challenge! 

Row, Deidra Martin, Eva Lisa, Lou 


Take an active role in demonstrating 

that you care about Cape May by making 

some energetic energy choices! 

Karen, Mary Ellen 

• Buy locally and invest in and use your own reusable grocery bags 

• Invest in and use a reusable water bottle and coffee mug 

• Use cloth towels instead of paper 

• Turn water off when not in use like when cleaning your teeth 

• Cut your shower time and use cooler water 

• Rinse and Recycle all that you can 

• When you can, ride a bike or walk 

• Be respectful of our trees 

• Find local farmers markets and shop there – it’s fresh and fun 

• Carry litter from the beach and use containers provided 

• Dry towels and clothing on a clothes line when possible 

• STOP idling your car 

• Turn off lights when not in use/needed 

• Use LED light bulbs and unplug electronics when not in use 

• Grow your flower or vegetable garden with plants that attract bees 

and butterflies, and require less water 

• Tread lightly – explore local nature centers and trails 

• Build responsibly – Support Green Energy! 

ACT PERSONALLY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR THE 

CAPE MAY COMMUNITY WE ALL LOVE! 

John, Lisa, Rob, Diane 

Environmental Commission meets fourth Tuesday each month at 

11am in City Hall. All are welcome. Get involved! THANK YOU! 


10/13: Around 

6:30pm At Delaney’s 


WE ARE OPEN! 

Andy, Lou 

Wendy, Chris 

@northbeachgym 

Bob, Diane 

NORTHBEACHGYM.COM 

3845 Bayshore Road 

North Cape May (Acme Plaza) 

609-898-3800 


The Quicky Horoscopes 

Your near future in two sentences by Molly Stone 

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ZACK MULLOCK for MAYOR 

Endorsed by former Mayor Bob Elwell, 

former Mayor Tom Phelan, former 25-year 

Volunteer Fire Chief Barney Dougherty and 

Former Freeholder & Cape May Business 

Owner Bob Matthews 

Our town is in deep financial trouble. We are 

bleeding money on unfinished projects. 

We need Fiscal Responsibility and we need to 

finish the projects we’ve started. 

Zack Mullock will bring Fiscal Responsibility 

and Project Management to City Hall. 

ARIES You will discover the joy of the cheddar rice puff snack called Pirate’s 

Booty. You will buy an extra large bag “for the kids.” 

TAURUS: You will read French literature in a shawl-collared smoking 

• Lafayette St Park supposed to cost taxpayers $0, 

jacket while sipping aged Cognac. Just kidding — you will watch the new 

season of The Bachelorette in your underwear while eating raw cookie dough 

now costing $3 Million+ 

with a spoon. 

GEMINI: You will adopt a dog from the Cape May County Animal Shelter. 

• Soldiers & Sailors Park supposed to be $0, 

You will name him Bilbo Waggins. 

now $1 Million 

CANCER: You will finally decide on a Halloween costume. You will dress 

as the 57th step of the Cape May Lighthouse. 

LEO: You will go on a candle-shopping spree in an attempt to capture all 

• Water System Repairs Est: $29 Million 

the soothing scents of fall. Your home will smell like a pumpkin pie-eating 

contest taking place at an apple orchard surrounded by coffee shops serving 

• Public Safety Building Est: $20+ Million 

cinnamon lattes to women in patchouli perfume. 

VIRGO: You will try the new curry burger from Exit Zero Filling Station. 

• Library Project Est: $2 Million+ 

You will be in a euphoric mood for the rest of the week. 

LIBRA: You will vote. You will receive good karma (good parking in Cape 

Meanwhile, no road projects. No flood mitigation 

May) in return for your civic duty. 

SCORPIO: You will take up kite surfing on Higbee Beach and you will accidentally 

projects. We need Zack to clean up the mess! 

fly into North Cape May. You will land conveniently at Harpoons 

on the Bay bar where you will order a Mai Tai before flying home. 

SAGITTARIUS: You will get your flu shot from the CVS on Myrtle Avenue 

in West Cape May. You will reward yourself with chocolate-covered pretzels 

from the Fudge Kitchen and an IPA from Cape May Brewing Company. 

CAPRICORN: You will remember to wear your sunscreen. Yes, even in the 

offseason. 

AQUARIUS: You will put on real pants for the first time since March. You 

will immediately take them off and wonder aloud what the heck you were 

thinking. 

PISCES: You will buy a goldfish to keep you company as quarantine drags 

on. You will name him Spot and you will appreciate his opinions on the 

potential role of US diplomacy in the Armenian-Azerbaijan conflict. 


COMMUNITY FIRST! 

Fiscal Responsibility « Project Management « Financial Planning 

www.MullockForMayor.com 

Paid for by Mullock for Mayor, 1149 Lafayette Street, Cape May

Cape May Wicker 

Two locations open seven days 9 to 5 

1930 Route 9, Clermont | 609-624-3031 

203 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May | 609- 884-1849 

Fall is Fire Table Season at Cape May Wicker! 

Now is the time to set out your feeders 

to attract wintering species. 

The large number of Pine Siskins 

moving through suggests this will 

be a winter marked by large numbers 

of winter finch like siskins and Purple 

Finches. Evening Grosbeak? You should be 

so lucky, but not impossible. Platform feeders 

or large hopper feeders loaded with black-oil 

sunflower seeds is the secret to attracting 

this portly bulbous-billed finch. However, you 

may not want swarms of grosbeaks at your 

feeder. The “grospig” as it’s called in some 

quarters can bankrupt your seed budget. 

Pine Siskin’s can also break the bank. 

Siskins and their close cousin the American 

Gold Finch love thistle which is priced like a 

prime cut of steak. You dispense it in special 

tube feeders with small ports or mesh thistle 

socks which the neighborhood gray squirrel 

will chew to pieces, leaving your thistle seed 

in a puddle on the ground. Many sparrow 

species like the mixed-seed blends, especially 

with millet. Avoid blends with corn as an 

Bird Droppings 

Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu 

ingredient. This inexpensive “filler seed” is 

shunned by most songbirds and will end up 

under the feeder, attracting rats or mice. 

Another food offering to put out is suet. 

These blocks of kidney fat are relished by 

woodpeckers, nuthatches, jays, Carolina 

Wrens and unfortunately, racoons. Bringing 

your suet in at dusk will save you the trouble 

of searching for it. As for that hummingbird 

feeder, keep it up until a hard freeze. We still 

have several species of western hummingbirds 

that visit our feeder in late autumn. 

What a treat to find a feisty Rufous or Allen’s 

Hummingbird at your feeder. I hope you like 

company — when word gets out, birders will 

flock to your yard to see it. 

Watching birds at feeders is a great way to 

pass the time in this age of COVID isolation. 

Place feeders away from windows or glass 

doors but can still see them. If a bird-catching 

hawk makes birds scatter, you don’t want to 

have fleeing birds hitting your windows. Half 

of all window strikes end in fatality. 

Think of a hawk as another bird coming 

to your feeder. By feeding birds, you are not 

causing them to be killed. Hawks will feed 

twice a day. Your feeding birds means the 

hawk will catch dinner where you will see it. 

Wild Kingdom, right in your own back yard. 

For questions about bird feeding, the 

folks at Cape May Bird Observatory have 

answers. As for seed, Smeltzer and Sons in 

Court House has a fine selection of quality 

seed and suet blocks. 

capemaywicker.net 


10/13: Around 6:30pm On The Washington Street Mall 

Cieply family 

Robin and family 


PRINTING • BASKETRY • ICE CREAM • BLACKSMITHING • FARM ANIMALS • CHILDRENS’ CRAFTS 

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720 Route 9, Cape May 

609-898-2300 hcsv.org 

HISTORIC COLD 

SPRING VILLAGE 

UPCOMING EVENTS 

FALL WALKING TOURS 

$20 pp, includes box lunch from Cold 

Spring Grange Restaurant. 

GHOST WALKS 

Fridays & Saturdays in October at 8pm 

GHOUL SPRING VILLAGE 

October 23rd & 24th 5:30-8pm 

Advanced reservations strongly encouraged 

and available through our website by clicking 

on the red BOOK NOW button at hcsv.org. 

Masks are to be worn at all times, both indoors 

and outdoors. Practice physical distancing and 

be mindful of other guests and staff. 

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POTTERY • SPINNING • BROOM MAKING • WEAVING • TINSMITHING • OPEN HEARTH COOKING 


10/13: Around 6:30pm On The Washington Street Mall 


At The Brown Room 


City Guide Golf Cart Tours 

1-4 People | 1-3 Hours 

Call 609-224-6030 for reservations and 

more information. 48 hours notice required. 

Basi, Ryan 

Susan, Kathy 

Steven, Stacey 


The Gloomy Apparition 

Doors open at 6:30pm. 

An immersive theatrical mystery! 

Emlen Physick Estate | 1048 Washington St. 

Tom, Betsy 

Magic & Mystery Tour 

Dates & Times Vary. 

Tour the Physick House and learn about 

19th century Victorian fascination with magic, 

Illusion, mesmerism and the mysterious. 

Emlen Physick Estate | 1048 Washington St. 

Valerie, Mike 

For tour times and tickets, 

visit www.capemaymac.org 

or call 609-884-5404 


10/13: Around 6pm At The Brown Room 

Joseph, Amanda, Matt, Tracey 


The Answer Lady invites inquiries from 

gentle readers on all manner of relationship 

quandaries, matters of the 

heart and ethics. If you’d like to send 

a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or, 

simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate 

the wisdom herein. 

Dear Answer Lady 

I know Thanksgiving is a month away, but 

our family is already struggling to figure it out. 

My mother is 75 and wants to have all 20 of us 

over — inside, at the dining room table, gagging 

on her dried-out turkey she is so fond of 

making. This a concern on so many levels. My 

kids are in their teens now and want a reprieve 

from it. I am a better cook than my mother, 

but she refuses to give up the apron. And then 

there’s COVID. My siblings are going through 

the same dilemma. What do we do? — Turkey 

Challenge 

Dear Challenge 

I’m afraid you must all put on your big girl/ 

big boy pants and refuse to give in. If any of 

your siblings have been quarantined, then she 

The Answer Lady 

Wise answers to perplexing questions 

should spend the day with them. Since she will 

be the guest of someone else — they can do the 

cooking or opt for Mom’s Dried Turkey Jerky. 

You must be firm on this point as it is a concern 

for her health and your digestion. Smooth the 

blow by calling Cape Winds Florist and order a 

beautiful table arrangement to replace the turkey. 

Then brace yourselves for resistance but as 

the BORG in Star Trek, Next Generation would say, 

“Resistance is futile.” 

Dear Answer Lady 

I’m pretty sure my fiancé is in a texting/ 

flirting situation with my brother. I’ve seen 

both of their cell phones at various times over 

the last month when they weren’t looking. Is it 

serious, I ask myself? I honestly cannot answer 

that, and I think confronting either one of them 

would result in denials and lies, then they’ll 

turn on me for spying on them. The real question 

is where do I go from here? — Suspicious 

Dear Suspicious 

The Answer Lady would suggest two things 

— put a halt to any wedding plans. Use COVID 

as a reason for the delay. Second, see how things 

play out. Since you are already suspicious, you 

will be looking for any evidence of betrayal. BUT, 

if you are this distrustful of the woman you plan 

to marry, you must have had a history of betrayal 

or you are paranoid and jealous. Figure it out — 

this is no way to start a lifetime. While figuring 

it out, October in Cape May is the height of the 

migratory season, take a nature walk to Cape 

May Point State Park. Accentuate the positives. 

Eliminate the negatives. 

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal 

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923 

FRANKLIN is a feisty, 28-pound boy who 

came to the shelter as a stray. His big personality 

makes up for his size and he’s always 

excited to run around the yard. Franklin is nervous 

at first but will quickly warm up to new 

people. He is learning leash skills and basic 

manners but will make a great companion to 

someone willing to continue his training. 

Feel the Sweet Breeze 

of Peace of Mind 

YOGA ON THE BEACH 

FLOW INTO FALL 

UNTIL THE END OF OCTOBER 

M, W, F, Sat & Sun 8:00 AM 

Behind the Cape May 

Convention Center 

Sunset Yoga on the Bay at 

David Douglas Memorial Park 

Beach, North Cape May 

Tuesday 6:00 PM 

Visit yogacapemay.com 

for a complete schedule 

or call Karen Manette Bosna 

609-827-8886 

The Gypsy Yogini 

Weather Permitting 

BENJI is a 15-pound, one-year-old bundle of 

energy. He came to the shelter when his owner 

did not have time to take care of him and is 

excited to join a new home. Benji knows basic 

commands and is still learning new leash 

skills. He loves to play fetch and run around 

the yard. Benji would be best in a home with 

older children that can continue his training. 

@beachyogacapemay 

WILLOW is a young girl who came to the shelter 

as a stray but has been a happy pup since 

she arrived. Willow loves to play fetch in the 

yard and enjoys long walks on her leash. She is 

still learning but is quickly grasping behavior 

cues like not jumping when she’s excited. Willow 

would be best in an active home with older 

children who would continue her training. 

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal 

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923 

TISHA is a very shy but sweet girl. She loves 

to be pet and has warmed up being in the 

shelter. Tisha is house trained, up to date on 

all vaccinations and spayed. Tisha would do 

well in a quiet and patient home with a loving 

family that will take care of her. She also gets 

along with other cats. If interested in adopting 

Tisha, contact the shelter. 

SUPER MAX is a young, irresistible boy. He is 

new to the shelter and ready to be welcomed 

into a loving home. He is up to date on all vaccinations 

and gets along with other cats, dogs 

and children. Super Max is agile, intelligent 

and very well behaved. He is a cat adopter’s 

dream come true. If interested in adopting 

Super Max, contact the shelter. 

SKINNY BONES is a sixteen-year-old loyal 

kitty. Contrary to his name, he is in very good 

shape — ask the shelter about the origin of his 

name! Skinny Bones is very well behaved, and 

a cat adopter’s dream come true. This wonderful 

kitty is neutered and up to date on all 

vaccinations. Skinny Bones would do well in a 

home with other cats, dogs and children. 

FREE Bumper Stickers That Say.... 

Available at Exit Zero and the Following Merchants: 

Madame's Port 

Across The Way 

South of Jackson 

Madison’s Bakery 

Flying Fish Studio 

Central Park Farm 

Ostara’s Coffee House 

Spirit Catcher Photography 

Red Door Gallery in Woodland Village 

Givens 

Beach Love 

Good Scents 

Dellas 5 & 10 

Import Bazaar 

Casale’s Shoes 

Snippers Salon 

Cape Winds Florist 

Gorman’s Wines and Spirits 

Or call Dottie and Mal Knapp at (609) 675-5640 

Marlene’s 

Kaleidoscope 

Swede Things 

Making Waves 

Just For Laughs 

Enchanted Fiber 

Antojos (Mexican Cravings) 

Cape Atlantic Book Company 


10/13: Around 6pm At The Brown Room 

PROPERTY PAGES 

Doug, Wendy 

Lora, Barry 

Kathy, Martha 

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EXPERIENCE CAPE MAY IN THE FALL! 

9 JACKSON STREET, UNIT 201, CAPE MAY 

Great 

Fall 

Getaways! 

Jersey Cape 

Rental Team 

Brenda, Ann, 

Shannon, 

Olivia, Ellie 

Rare to the market — a true two-bedroom corner 

unit in The Tides boasting ocean views! This spacious 

condominium is on the pool deck with its own private 

entrance as well as a large balcony stretching the 

full length of the unit overlooking Jackson Street. 

The unit features an open concept floor plan with 

bar top seating as well as a dining area and spacious 

living room with dual sliders to take in the ocean air. 

Each bedroom offers a slider to the private balcony. 

Excellent rental history. 

Listed at $675,000. 

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10/13: Employee Party At The Rusty Nail 

10/13: Employee Party 

At The Rusty Nail 


815 Washington Street, Cape May 

DENNIS J. SPILKER 

Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038 

KEVIN J. BEARE 

Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 3806 

David, Isabella 

Cherishing Life’s Moments 

609-884-3793 

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Continuing a 90-Year Tradition of Serving 

the Cape May and Lower Township Area 

MAKING TECHNOLOGY 

JUST WORK! 

BOTTOMLINE CHURCH 

New Jersey’s ONLY church that meets 

dockside at a Marina 

LOCATED AT UTSCH’S MARINA — D DOCK 

sunday worship services @ 8am 

Come by Boat, Car, Bike or Walk 

All are welcome for a casual 

service and fellowship 

join us as we enjoy the creation while learning of the creator 

Pastor Joe Springer 609-703-0448 

bottomlinechurch.com • bottomlinechurch@aol.com 

Monica, Adalia, Kat, Bert, Dionisio, David 

John, Moe, Xavier, Danielle, Keon, Chef Jimmy 

Robert Panaccio, VMD 

Robert Moffatt, VMD 

Nancy Reilly, VMD 

Patricia J. Link, DVM 

694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May 

609-884-1729 

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hours by appointment 


Cape Island’s Top Producing, full service real estate agency that has been representing all of 

Cape May County since 1974. Consistently representing the most buyers & sellers in the 

Greater Cape may area. Look us up on Zillow, Realtor.com, and Google to hear from our 

many satisfied buyers & sellers! We sell more, because we do more! 

Centrally 

Located 

Mobile Home 

on Site 

Open Layout 

Garage 

HOLLY STEGER 

Realtor Sales Associate 

Life is short, buy 

the beach house! 

Contact me for a 

free Comparative 

Market Analysis. 

609-846-4819 

Holly@CoastlineRealty.com 

RECENTLY 

SOLD! 

October 2, 2020 

Buyer’s Agent 

27 CREST ROAD, 

CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE 

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths 

Listing Agent: Barb McPherson 

Sales Associate, 609-780-7652 

1.2 Acre Lot 

Listed $259,000 

Listed $395,000 

900 SHUNPIKE ROAD, 

NORTH CAPE MAY 

Zoned General Business 


Sales Associate 609-780-7652 

Listed $75,000 

24 4TH AVENUE, 

CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE 

60x190 Lot 

Listing Agent: Jason Casella 


ARE YOU CONSIDERING SELLING? 

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how we can best help you sell your property. 

LET OUR EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE WORK FOR YOU! 

Porch 

Listed $220,000 

310 SUZANNE AVENUE, 


2 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths 


Sales Associate 609-780-7652 

Listed $1,099,000 

318 KNOX AVENUE, 

CAPE MAY POINT 


Listing Agent: Ami Menz 

Broker Associate, 609-425-5756 

One Block 

to Beach 

Listed $575,000 

83 ATLANTIC AVENUE, 



Listing Agent: Carol Menz, 

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325 

941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005 

4 BUCKNELL AVENUE, 

DEL HAVEN 


Listing Agent: Jason Casella 


294x112 Lot 

Listed $239,000 

Listed $180,000 

334 NORTH ROUTE 47, 

GOSHEN 


Listing Agent: Carol Menz, 

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325 

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com 


Large screened in rear porch 

and privacy fenced rear yard. 

$130,000 

MARGARET 

KITTNER BETHEL 

Realtor Sales Associate 

2013, 2014, 2015 & 2016 

609-408-1012 

MBethel@CoastlineRealty.com 

308 EAST WILDE, VILLAS 

UNDER CONTRACT 

301 HOLMES, NORTH CAPE MAY 

UNDER CONTRACT 

201 Lincoln, 

Cape May 

Point 


Whole House Generator. 

Fenced rear yard. 

$310,000 

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps 

NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2019 


3 Bedrooms 

2 Baths 

$1,425,000



Rusty Nail ladies 

Racquele, Mishika 


Raining in the kitchen 


512 Washington Mall 

Cape May 

609-884-8428 

cbcapemay.com 

512 Washington Mall 

Cape May 

609-884-8428 

cbcapemay.com 

STEPS TO THE BEACH 

21 Patterson Ave, Cape May 

Asking Price $1,895,000 

This beauty is less than a block to the beach with 

many desirable features, starting with the expansive 

private yard. This home features 3 bedrooms, 3 full 

bathrooms, a living room with fireplace, huge eat-in 

kitchen and recreation room. The double-wide 

driveway offers plenty of parking with an attached 

garage. The exterior is maintenance-minimal vinyl 

siding and has a quaint patio in the backyard. 

LISTING AGENT 

William Bezaire 

Owner/Broker 

Cell 609-827-3513 

bill@cbcapemay.com 

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED 

WESTWOOD MOBILE ESTATE 

169 Stimpson Lane, Lot 47, 

West Cape May 

Asking Price $85,000 

Well maintained two-bedroom, one-bathroom 

mobile home. Located in West Cape May’s Westwood 

Mobile Estates. This mobile park is a 55+ and a yearround 

community. Updates include new floors, new 

kitchen in 2018 and the bathroom was remodeled in 

2019. Great little Cape May escape. 

LISTING AGENT 

Trisha Sweeney 

Sales Associate 

Cell 609-675-0764 

trisha@cbcapemay.com 



10/13: Around The Town At Aleathea’s 

512 Washington Mall, Cape May • 609-884-8428 • cbcapemay.com 

RANCH STYLE HOME 

BAYFRONT RESIDENTIAL LOT 

VICTORIAN FARMHOUSE 

RESIDENTIAL VACANT LOT 

re: think Health 

Insurance 

Stan, Kathleen, Pedro, Caroline 


FOR SALE 

Just Listed 

488 Avalon Boulevard, 

Avalon Manor 

10 E Mechanic Street, 

West Cape May 

ASKING PRICE: $599,000 

2 Bedrooms / 1 Bath 

BROADWAY BEACH CONDOMINIUM 

75 Pierces Point Road, 

Cape May Court House 


2.2 acres of pristine bayfront land 

130 Emerald Ave, 

West Cape May 



1506 Velvento, Cape May 


Newest subdivision in prestigious 

Poverty Beach section of Cape May 

RESIDENTIAL VACANT LOT 

Millennium Administrators is an 

insurance agency focused exclusively on 

health insurance for the independent 

contractor, individual & employer — 

211 Beach Avenue, 

First Floor, Cape May 

ASKING PRICE: $1,150,000 

3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths w/ a pool 

1504 Velvento, Cape May 


Newest subdivision in prestigious 

Poverty Beach section of Cape May 

large or small 

CAPE MAY CLASSIC 

HIDDEN GEM AT THE SHORE 

For a free quote, call 866-MHG-2489 

or email spicard@millennium-tpa.com 

www.millennium-tpa.com 

Prime Bayfront Avalon Boulevard location with panoramic bay and 

nature views situated just minutes from the Avalon beaches. This 

desirable one-bedroom, one-bath cottage offers steps to your bulkhead 

and deep water access for all your water sports. Riparian surveys will 

transfer with property. Listed at $475,000. 

Gail Wilsey-Morrison 

Broker Associate 

609-602-0405 cell 

gailwilsey@gmail.com 

Long & Foster Real Estate 

501 Lafayette Street, 

Cape May 

609-884-1007 

309 Franklin Street, 

Cape May 

ASKING PRICE: $1,295,000 

5 Bedrooms / 3.5 Baths 

Serving the Cape May area 

for 119 years for all your 

sale and rental needs! 


647 Route 9, 

Cold Spring 




10/1: Around The Town On The Washington Street Mall 

10/1: Around The Town With Cape May Carts 

The Quincy’s crew 


Owner of Cape May Carts Talia Piacentine McCullen and family taking a ride 


406 Alexander Ave, 

Cape May Point 

Jersey Cape 

Realty 

SALES & RENTALS 

Heijung Park-Colameco 

Broker / Sales 609-602-8641 

Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com 

JUST SOLD! 

Kathleen Satt 

Salesperson 

Direct: 609.972.4014 

Office: 609.884.1300 

KSatt@deSatnickRealEstate.com 

Ryan Griffin 

Salesperson 

Direct: 609.602.5578 

Office: 609.884.1300 

SOLD! 

272 SIXTH AVE., 

CAPE MAY 



$995,000 

JCR represented both sellers & buyers. 

Another seamless transaction! 

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 

739 Washington Street, Cape May 

609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com 

FOR SALE! 

307 E PACIFIC AVE., VILLAS 

4 BR/2.5 BA home located 5 

blocks to the Bay. The home 

offers new HVAC and forced 

hot air along with city sewer. 

$279,000 

UNDER 

CONTRACT! 

411 BAYWYN RD., 

CAPE MAY BEACH 

3 BR/2 BA home located one 

block to the Delaware Bay. 

The home sits on 50 x 100 lot. 

$389,500 


1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record 

840 CAPE AVE., 

WEST CAPE MAY 



9 JACKSON ST., 

UNIT 201, CAPE MAY 

2 BR/1 BA corner unit in The 

Tides boasting ocean views. 

$675,000 

5 FAIRWAY DRIVE, 





SOLD! 

$569,500 

FOR SALE! 

66 CAPE WOODS RD., 


Nicely maintained 

2 BR/2 BA home in Cape 

Woods. 

$285,000 

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com 


FOR SALE! 

SOLD! 

$825,000 

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

937 Columbia Ave, Cape May 

Columbia Plaza, Suite 3 - $350,000 

9 Harbor Cove, Cape May 

Includes 35’ Boat Slip - $1,100,000 

710 Columbia Ave, Cape May 

7 Bedrooms | 7 Baths - $1,299,000 

Office/Professional 

Large 1240 s.f. office, presently 

Optometrist’s office, with reception area, 

exam rooms, private office, display area, 

lab room, full bath. Ample parking 

7 Locust Rd, Villas 

3 Bedrooms | 1 Baths - $274,900 

Recently Renovated 

Turnkey home on large 100x100 lot with 

detached 1.5 car garage, new kitchen, 

new bath, city water, city sewer. Move 

right in! 

211 Beach Ave #6, Cape May 

1 Bedroom | 1 Bath - $599,000 

Vacant Residential Lot 

Last available lot in the exclusive Cape 

May Harbor Village and Yacht Club which 

includes 2-acre park, tennis court, and 

the marina. 

Visit Our 

Website 

JERSEYCAPEREALTY.COM 

Search 

Vacation Rentals 

Large Selection Online! 

18 Jackson St, Cape May 

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath - $609,000 

Bacchus Inn 

This charming inn is currently operating 

as a tourist guest house but can easily be 

used as a spacious single family home. 

Walk everywhere! 

735 Washington St, Cape May 

3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $459,000 

Canterbury Manor, Unit #4 

Large, comfortable unit in Victorian Era 

building. Completely modernized. Great 

income producing property or live there 

yourself. 

100 Harmony Rd, N Cape May 

4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $464,900 

Broadway Beach Condos 

Highly desired beachfront corner unit 

on second floor with amazing views! 

Beautifully maintained, excellent rental 

history. Heated pool. 

Nautica Condo Unit #4 

Located in one of the historic Seven 

Sisters of Cape May, 1 block to beach, 

well-maintained, turn-key, and off-street 

parking. 

Close to Shopping & Ferry 

Located in a quiet residential 

neighborhood just blocks from the 

Delaware Bay! Charming home on corner 

lot with screened gazebo. 

Open 7 days a week 

With our full-time professional Realtors 

& a fully dedicated rental team 

609-884-5800 


9/26: Around Beach Avenue By Aleathea’s 

316 Brainard Avenue, Cape May Point 

Custom Built Home Close to Dunes 

"The Gray Dolphin" 

$1,300,000 

Joy riding through Cool Cape May 


Sold 

130-132 Racetrack Drive, Townbank 

Lovely 4 Bedroom Nestled in Privacy 

Sellers Agent- Christina P. Clemans 

1520 New Jersey #203, Cape May 

Cape Roc Condominiums 

Sold In-House - Ellen M. Shaw 

Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 

1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 609.884.3332 

chrisclemanssir.com 

Sold 

MaryAnn Donahue 

Broker Associate 

Direct:484.614.5798 

Office:609.884.1300 

MAD@deSatnickRealEstate.com 

Make Your Shore Home Dreams Come True 

Call MaryAnn & Start Packing! 

FOR SALE! 

3167 S 9 ROUTE, 

RIO GRANDE 

1.89 acres of prime real estate 

located in the heart of 

Rio Grande! 

$1,900,000 

FOR SALE! 

915 WENONAH AVE., 

CAPE MAY 

3 BR/2 BA bi-level home 

situated on 100 x 156, triangle 

shaped lot. 

$799,000 



Nikki Smith 

Broker Salesperson / 

Office Coordinator 

Direct: 609.780.3687 

Office: 609.884.1300 

Email: 

NSmith@deSatnickRealEstate.com 

FOR SALE! 

78 CAPE WOODS RD., 


Spacious 3 BR/2 BA home 

with a corner lot. Located in 

a desirable neighborhood. 

$335,000 

FOR SALE! 

215 APPLE BLOSSOM 

DR., NORTH CAPE MAY 

3 BR/1.5 BA home situated 

on a 78 x 100 lot which backs 

up to the woods. 

$269,000 




Elect ««««« 

chris 

Vote Column 4 

BEZAIRE 

A Candidate For ALL The People 

Leadership Through Inclusion 

and Cooperation 

Inclusion of ALL is essential for the 

future success of our city. Committee 

appointments shall be open to all and not 

just a select few. Open-mindedness and 

the ability to compromise is essential in 

successfully accomplishing goals. 

Fiscal Responsibility 

You deserve clear and concise monthly 

updates presented at council meetings 

focusing on any deviations affecting the 

city’s financial stability. Curbing spending, 

increasing grants, and long-range fiscal 

planning are key to moving forward 

prudently in this economic environment. 

Project Timelines 

Make a better effort to complete capital 

improvement projects (such as the 

Lafayette Street Park and Soldiers and 

Sailors Park) on time and on budget. 

Protecting and Strengthening 

the City’s Historic Status 

While change is inevitable, we need to 

maintain focus on the core architectural 

and design standards that have protected 

Cape May’s National Historic Landmark 

Status. All upcoming projects, public and 

private, should be required to adhere to 

these standards in order to maintain the 

city’s Historical Designation and unique 

character and charm. 

Task Force for Pandemic 

Economic Recovery 

The city needs a vision and a formal 

plan for moving forward in the current 

pandemic environment. To aid recovery 

for Restaurants, Shops and Tourist 

Attractions, as well as Non-Profits such as 

Cape May MAC, Cape May Stage and the 

Nature Center, the city needs to help them 

adapt to the new normal. 

Leadership « Fiscal Responsibility « Project Completion 

Historic Preservation « Economic Recovery 

paid for by the committee to elect bezaire for council

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