Fall 2017
Pirate Joes: I was an outlaw, grocery smuggler...
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Trader Joe’s<br />
Spurns a Lover<br />
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Not many grocery stores can<br />
boast the loyalty of fans of<br />
Trader Joe’s. If you are not<br />
fortunate enough to live near<br />
a TJ’s store, you may not<br />
understand what makes them<br />
so special. The stores are<br />
full of personality, and—even<br />
more significantly—they excel<br />
in offering their own brand of<br />
juice flavors, frozen vegetable<br />
mixes, snacks, and convenience<br />
foods. Unlike other<br />
grocery stores whose private<br />
store brand products tend<br />
to be of a lesser quality than<br />
the higher priced name brand<br />
products, TJ private labeled<br />
foods are reliably delicious,<br />
original and largely unique.<br />
Canadian customer Mike<br />
Hallatt loves Trader Joe’s<br />
with such a passion, that he<br />
would make special trips to<br />
the U.S. just to stock up on<br />
his favorite items and bring<br />
them back to his home in<br />
Vancouver. One fateful day<br />
at the Trader Joe’s in Bellingham<br />
WA, he realized that a<br />
large number of shoppers in<br />
the store were fellow Canadians,<br />
and the lightbulb went<br />
off: Why not open a store in<br />
Vancouver and stock it with<br />
Trader Joe’s products purchased<br />
in the U.S.?<br />
Thus was born the idea for<br />
Pirate Joe’s.<br />
For years, Pirate Joe’s was<br />
the only storefront in Canada<br />
that sold Trader Joe’s groceries.<br />
The store’s décor had hints of the<br />
jaunty vibe of a real Trader Joe’s,<br />
but it also had a subversive feel to<br />
it, which added to the attraction.<br />
Although Hallatt never misrepresented<br />
what he was doing and<br />
took great care to comply with all<br />
the intricate rules imposed by two<br />
sovereign nations regarding ex-<br />
port, import and<br />
sale of foods in<br />
Canada, the real<br />
Trader Joe’s took<br />
a highly adversarial<br />
posture and harassed<br />
him with every legal tool at their<br />
disposal until he finally waved<br />
the white flag in June of <strong>2017</strong>.<br />
It’s a tragic story filled with<br />
love, pathos, and determination<br />
where the little guy triumphs<br />
but then gets knocked down<br />
again. For Hallatt, it was never<br />
about the money. It’s hard<br />
to get rich hiring Americans<br />
to shop for you, paying retail<br />
prices for merchandise that you<br />
then have to transport across<br />
a border, add compliant food<br />
labeling and merchandise in<br />
a Canadian brick-and-mortar<br />
facility. The markup Hallatt<br />
charged could never be high<br />
enough to do more than keep<br />
the whole enterprise afloat.<br />
No, it was never about the<br />
money. It was more like the<br />
mountain that needed to be<br />
climbed “because it was<br />
there.” It was thrilling to<br />
do something so on the<br />
fringes of legality and<br />
propriety yet somehow<br />
noble. Hallatt had made<br />
it clear that he would<br />
shut down his store the<br />
minute Trader Joe’s entered<br />
the Canadian market—he even<br />
offered to gift the company his<br />
labeling equipment.<br />
But the suits at TJ’s doggedly<br />
fought Hallatt and his store<br />
from the moment they found<br />
out what he was up to. They<br />
threw him out of their stores,<br />
sent cease and desist letters,<br />
filed lawsuits, appealed the verdicts<br />
when they lost, and wore<br />
him down until he finally ran out<br />
of resources.<br />
“It was a great run while it<br />
lasted,” wrote Hallatt on the<br />
piratejoes.ca website. “I’m<br />
mostly relieved and genuinely<br />
stoked to jump into something<br />
way less uncertain. Normal,<br />
even! If you have any ideas or<br />
you are a CEO looking for a<br />
troublemaker…”<br />
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