NUAFC 1968-2018

2013
The other extreme is just as bad by the way; terrible, old,
cheap-looking, and broken. Narra has too many offenders to
mention them all for this crime, and unfortunately, I myself am
included and I’m technically at both ends of the scale
simultaneously too!
White boots, an immediate NoNo, and they’re lotto.
*Cowers in corner waiting for the bullies to pass*. Without an
income at present, they won’t be going anywhere anytime soon
either. I do love a fine, I suppose.
Top offenders, other than me, include: Hughwyn, who
was topping my list for worst boots all pre-season, and Brownie,
with those taped-up orange lotto numbers he will not be far
behind.
But then, with the worst boots I have ever seen, comes
Facondo and his warehouse specials. When he scores a bicycle-kick
from the halfway whilst eating a Victoria sponge and yoing a yo-yo
in unison, then he will be moved down one place. Until then, kids…
don’t get boots like Facondo. You will almost definitely be eternally
recognised as that guy with the awful boots.
In summary:
Funny-coloured boots – pointless, stupid, potentially
homosexual.
Plain boots – good
Bad, old, tired boots – criminal.
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