April & May 2019
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A wise man who for decades ran a very<br />
successful restaurant with his wife in Cape <strong>May</strong><br />
told me just before I opened Exit Zero Cookhouse<br />
in 2015, “Want to know how to make a<br />
small fortune in the restaurant business? Invest<br />
a LARGE fortune!” You were so right, Steve.<br />
I was terrified of opening a restaurant, but<br />
that didn’t compare to how nervous I was at the<br />
thought of operating a gas station without any<br />
experience. I was right to be.<br />
Jerry and Andrew at Cape Harbor Shell?<br />
We might be going after the same gas customers,<br />
but those guys are classy. They’ve always<br />
been available to answer questions I have about<br />
the business. And when one of our gas dispensers<br />
got stuck in a Volvo car for 45 minutes, they<br />
came to the rescue. Apparently it happens with<br />
Volvos. Who knew? (I sure didn’t.)<br />
I would tell you about the time one of our<br />
gastenders put regular in a diesel van, but you<br />
might be scared to ever bring your vehicle here.<br />
But don’t worry, it will never happen again. It<br />
better not — cost me $700.<br />
Another thing that will never happen<br />
again? One of our gastenders (coincidentally,<br />
the same one as above) left the pumps switched<br />
on overnight. Good thing no one came to our<br />
station after hours, because they would have<br />
got a LOT of free gas.<br />
Is that gastender still working for us? Yes,<br />
because he’s a really good restaurant server<br />
and they don’t grow on trees. And when he’s<br />
not doing really stupid stuff, he’s a pretty good<br />
gastender, too. Just the other week, someone<br />
came to eat at the restaurant based on that gastender’s<br />
enthusiastic recommendation of our<br />
amazing Thai shrimp soup.<br />
Plus, we all make mistakes. I can’t blame<br />
that gastender (by the way, his name is Terry<br />
O’Brien in case you were wondering) for the<br />
time we ran out of regular gas. That one’s on me.<br />
But that’s never happened again either. Yet.<br />
Someone told me our gas prices are much<br />
higher than in Rio Grande. I asked them to check<br />
how much those guys are paying in rent over<br />
there. This building isn’t cheap. In the offseason,<br />
pumping gas here is more of a public amenity<br />
than a business. We’re not making money in January<br />
and February, but we’re going to stay open.<br />
It’s important.<br />
Back to that Thai shrimp soup... three people<br />
have told me they want to take a bath in it.<br />
I suppose the coconut milk would be good for<br />
your skin.<br />
Everyone should have to work a year in the<br />
restaurant business before they reach adulthood.<br />
It would make them much better people.<br />
And waaaaay better customers. It’s incredible<br />
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the assumptions people make when they sit<br />
down to eat in a restaurant. I know I absolutely<br />
did before I actually operated a restaurant.<br />
If you’re going to order the well-done<br />
burger, please don’t complain that it takes<br />
nearly 15 minutes to grill. Besides, medium is the<br />
best way to enjoy our juicy burgers.<br />
The most effective way to make sure you<br />
have an enjoyable eating experience? Talk to<br />
your server, or the manager, if something is<br />
wrong. No one is TRYING to make your experience<br />
miserable. But mistakes happen in busy<br />
kitchens. Would be a miracle if they didn’t.<br />
Don’t hold it all in and vent later to TripAdvisor<br />
or Yelp. No one will think you’re a jerk if you let<br />
us know something isn’t right. We WILL think<br />
you’re a jerk if you go on social media later and<br />
write, “Probably the absolute worst restaurant<br />
experience I’ve had in Cape <strong>May</strong>,” as someone<br />
did after we ran out of waffle fries and had trouble<br />
with our receipt printer.<br />
Cooking in a busy kitchen is a way more<br />
stressful job than you can imagine (unless<br />
you’ve actually worked in a restaurant, and then<br />
you know).<br />
Cooking is so stressful that sometimes<br />
the guys in the kitchen forget to order things.<br />
Important things. Like rice. A restaurant that<br />
serves curry should never run out of rice. But