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Alpaca... Pure Luxury
ON THE BEACH
EM&LO’S RELATIONSHIP
HOROSCOPES
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Kristin Conners, Amanda Palmer and Becky Johnson
Kristen, Kate and Erika Hollinger, and co-starring Rachelle Souder
Patrick, Steven and Erin DeCamillo and we’re not sure because the
photographer got confused, but the fourth fella might be Steven...
PHOTOGRAPHS BY BRIAN MCMAHON
Em and Lo (Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey) are the authors
of “Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen” and “The Big
Bang,” which Time magazine called “this generation’s smarter,
funnier and raunchier version of The Joy of Sex.” After fours
years as Nerve.com’s advice gurus and “astrologists,” the
New York writers now dish about all things love-, sex- and
star-related at www.EmandLo.com. Each week, they channel
the spirt of actual astrologist Eugenia Last of AstroAdvice.com.
aARIES You really know how to lay it on thick, so stick
with what you know this week. Charm and compliments
are your best friends. The two of us will be in Cape
May all this week (refugees from the RNC invasion of NYC),
so please feel free to practice being charming and complimentary
with us. If you do, we’ll be your best best friends.
bTAURUS This week, you may end up juggling more
partners than the cutest boy at a Mormon summer
camp, more than a Britney look-alike escort in Atlantic
City. And you don’t even have a pimp to keep your schedule
straight! We’re not going to pass judgement -- if you want to
be a tart, that’s your business. We’re simply going to recommend
that you be honest and open about your actions. No
need to take out an ad in Exit Zero announcing your services,
just don’t try to pretend that there isn’t a revolving door to
your bedroom, at least with those entering and exiting.
cGEMINI You should do something with all that pent-up
energy. Something that takes endurance, like running
a 10K, making fire-hot vegetarian chili from scratch, or
dating someone for more than three days. You’d be surprised
how spicy things can get (especially if you forget to wash
your hands between chopping the habenero peppers and the
post-dinner lovin’).
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CANCER Blind dates don’t all end in disaster. Some of
them end in hot-tubs, as you’d know if you’d watched
any reality dating TV show in the past five
years. This week, resolve to accept any blind date that
comes your way….especially if they mention a hot-tub. A
particularly large bath tub would do in a pinch.
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