Monster

Poems by Roger McGough
Bee's Knees; Blue Macaw; Chutney; Clank; Conger Eel; Cool Cat;
Crocodile Farm; Cross Porpoises; Crow; Dog Talk; Earwigs; Ear Wigs;
Goldfish; Jellyfish Pie; Love a Duck; Marmalade; Old Hippos; Ostrich;
Peepshow; Pets; A Porcupine; Pull the Other One; Pussy Pussy Puddle
Cat; Seagulls; Shark in the Park; Snail's Pace; Strangeways; Three
Ways to Stop Alligators From Biting Your Bottom When You Are on
the Toilet; Three Young Rats; Ticklish; US Flies in Hamburgers; The
Waterbug Song; We're All Going to the Zoo; Whales; Why Do Sheep?;
Zebra Crossing.
Poems by Brian Patten
The Apple-Flavoured Worm; The Ass in a Lion's Skin; Bad Manners;
Birds; Burying the Dog in the Garden; Cerberus, The Dog; The
Complacent Tortoise; The Delighted Fly; The Daft Owl; The Devil of a
Cook; The Friendless Moth; The Gloomy Tortoise; Hippo-rhymeopotomus;
I Asked a Scarecrow in Out of the Snow; The Invisible
Man's Invisible Dog; Itchy Cat; The Lion and the Echo; The Love-
Doomed Rat; A Moth in November; The Mouse's Invitation Cards; The
Muscovy Duck; There was Once a Whole World in the Scarecrow;
Neddy Norris and the Useless Ant-Eater; Odd Duck Out; The Owl's
Trick; The Panther's Heart; The Pecking Order; Small Wonders;
Someone Stole The; The Spider and The Law; Unfair; The Wet
Goldfish; The Whale's Hymn; Winifred Weasel; Yuk!.
Poems by Roger McGough and Brian Patten
Linking verse
Pet Scarecrow