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THE ANIMALS ON MERCURY ARE SCARY The animals on Mars smell like cheese The animals on Saturn are hairy On Venus they just sniffle and sneeze. The animals on Neptune are fishy The animals on Jupiter are cold On Uranus they sting when you touch them On Pluto they're too fierce to hold.
From Allura as far as Zozanza We think it's a terrible shame That none of the animals are cuddly And certainly not house-trained or tame. So we're leaving by spaceship tomorrow And for planet Earth we are bound For they say that's where the finest pets In the universe can be found. We've landed on Earth but we don't know yet What kind of pet we should get. Should it be a dog, or a snake beneath a log? What kind of pet should we get? A duck or a dingo? A lion or flamingo? What kind of pet should we get? Feathered or furry? Perhaps with scales? Will it have horns or tusks or tails? Where shall we look first? We'll give you a clue: The animals cluck, quack, baa and mew.
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Page 4 and 5: CHILDREN'S VERSE (Ed.) THE PUFFIN B
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Page 8 and 9: CONTENTS The Pecking Order Why Do S
Page 10 and 11: The Lion and the Echo The Ass in a
Page 15 and 16: THE PECKING ORDER Charlie Chicken k
Page 17: THE MOUSE'S INVITATION CARDS ‘Com
Page 21 and 22: CROCODILE FARM Come with me Down to
Page 23: THERE WAS ONCE A WHOLE WORLD IN THE
Page 27 and 28: PET SCARECROW A scarecrow's not the
Page 30: ODD DUCK OUT It was really quite un
Page 34 and 35: WINIFRED WEASEL Miss Winifred Wease
Page 37: THE LOVE-DOOMED RAT O poor rat. Poo
Page 41 and 42: BIRDS You might know about the yaff
Page 45 and 46: OSTRICH One morning an ostrich buri
Page 48: SEAGULLS Seagulls are eagles with n
Page 52 and 53: CROW A crow is a crow is a crow In
Page 55 and 56: THE DAFT OWL Not all owls go ‘Tu-
Page 57 and 58: STRANGEWAYS Granny's canary Escaped
Page 61: A MOTH IN NOVEMBER Poor old moth, w
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THE APPLE-FLAVOURED WORM When the r
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EAR WIGS Fancy having wigs for ears
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US FLIES IN HAMBURGERS* If you go d
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THE WATERBUG SONG Said the Water Bo
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NEDDY NORRIS AND THE USELESS ANT-EA
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BEE'S KNEES Ever seen a bee slip? E
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YUK! I'd never hug a slug Or use on
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WE'RE STILL AFTER A PET but we don'
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PEEPSHOW The ocean's out there It's
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JELLYFISH PIE Shuna chewed my tuna
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is a bundle of fun (With claws like
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GOLDFISH Goldfish are not boldfish
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TICKLISH When is a stickleback tick
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WHALES whales are floating cathedra
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THE OCEAN'S ONE ALMIGHTY PUDDLE Wit
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‘Dear lion, I'm afraid that what
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THE DEVIL OF A COOK I've never cook
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UNFAIR A giraffe's a giraffe, An ap
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BECOMING A PYTHON'S LUNCHEON Fills
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A PORCUPINE A porcupine that lost i
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OLD HIPPOS Old hippos one supposes
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Yet the hare, having decided on sav
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SMALL WONDERS Brand-new elephants r
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ZEBRA CROSSING There is a Lollipopm
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PETS Pets are a godsend to people w
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CERBERUS, THE DOG Cerberus is not a
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THE INVISIBLE MAN'S INVISIBLE DOG M
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BURYING THE DOG IN THE GARDEN When
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PUSSY PUSSY PUDDLE CAT Pussy pussy
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COOL CAT My cat may look like your
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WE'VE BOTH FOUND A PET! We're dizzy
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Dressed up in a lion's skin 66 Earl
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There is a Lollipopman 79 Three you
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