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THREE WAYS TO STOP ALLIGATORS FROM<br />
BITING YOUR BOTTOM WHEN YOU ARE ON THE<br />
TOILET<br />
1) Do not go during the rainy season.<br />
2) If you must go, use only toilets in the first-class sections of<br />
aeroplanes.<br />
3) Using face paints, make your bottom so scary it will frighten them<br />
away.