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UNFAIR A giraffe's a giraffe, An ape is an ape, But a pig is a sausage In a different shape.
THREE WAYS TO STOP ALLIGATORS FROM BITING YOUR BOTTOM WHEN YOU ARE ON THE TOILET 1) Do not go during the rainy season. 2) If you must go, use only toilets in the first-class sections of aeroplanes. 3) Using face paints, make your bottom so scary it will frighten them away.
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Born in Liverpool, Roger McGough ha
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CHILDREN'S VERSE (Ed.) THE PUFFIN B
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PUFFIN BOOKS Published by the Pengu
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CONTENTS The Pecking Order Why Do S
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The Lion and the Echo The Ass in a
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THE ANIMALS ON MERCURY ARE SCARY Th
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THE PECKING ORDER Charlie Chicken k
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THE MOUSE'S INVITATION CARDS ‘Com
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CROCODILE FARM Come with me Down to
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THERE WAS ONCE A WHOLE WORLD IN THE
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PET SCARECROW A scarecrow's not the
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ODD DUCK OUT It was really quite un
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WINIFRED WEASEL Miss Winifred Wease
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THE LOVE-DOOMED RAT O poor rat. Poo
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BIRDS You might know about the yaff
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OSTRICH One morning an ostrich buri
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SEAGULLS Seagulls are eagles with n
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CROW A crow is a crow is a crow In
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THE DAFT OWL Not all owls go ‘Tu-
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STRANGEWAYS Granny's canary Escaped
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Page 64: THE APPLE-FLAVOURED WORM When the r
Page 67 and 68: EAR WIGS Fancy having wigs for ears
Page 69 and 70: US FLIES IN HAMBURGERS* If you go d
Page 72 and 73: THE WATERBUG SONG Said the Water Bo
Page 75 and 76: NEDDY NORRIS AND THE USELESS ANT-EA
Page 78: BEE'S KNEES Ever seen a bee slip? E
Page 81 and 82: YUK! I'd never hug a slug Or use on
Page 83: WE'RE STILL AFTER A PET but we don'
Page 87: PEEPSHOW The ocean's out there It's
Page 90 and 91: JELLYFISH PIE Shuna chewed my tuna
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Page 94 and 95: GOLDFISH Goldfish are not boldfish
Page 97: TICKLISH When is a stickleback tick
Page 101: WHALES whales are floating cathedra
Page 104 and 105: THE OCEAN'S ONE ALMIGHTY PUDDLE Wit
Page 106 and 107: ‘Dear lion, I'm afraid that what
Page 109 and 110: THE DEVIL OF A COOK I've never cook
Page 114: BECOMING A PYTHON'S LUNCHEON Fills
Page 118: A PORCUPINE A porcupine that lost i
Page 121: OLD HIPPOS Old hippos one supposes
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Page 126 and 127: SMALL WONDERS Brand-new elephants r
Page 128 and 129: ZEBRA CROSSING There is a Lollipopm
Page 130 and 131: PETS Pets are a godsend to people w
Page 132: CERBERUS, THE DOG Cerberus is not a
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Page 138 and 139: BURYING THE DOG IN THE GARDEN When
Page 140 and 141: PUSSY PUSSY PUDDLE CAT Pussy pussy
Page 142: COOL CAT My cat may look like your
Page 146: WE'VE BOTH FOUND A PET! We're dizzy
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Page 151 and 152: There is a Lollipopman 79 Three you
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